Security Chief Benrey
@johnwickLover
only here for your passport. do not refer to me.
i just wanna play games with people, man... but gordon FEETMAN doesnt want that. and he hates me i think. in particular.
since someone wanted to see heres the cool picture i found. i printed it to give to my gooody great pal gordon feetman. great gift i'm not gonna lie.
i think it is but he says its freeman. maybe. haven't seen his passport yet.
guys i found a sick picture in the security department files. wanna see it.
i'm curious now. is the troll planet also a collection of portals and floating rocks and stuff. or is that just my place.
Depends on when you check in. Usually not. But eventually, yes.
so no ps3s here cool. cool. this place sucks.
wow man. thats rude. and here i was trying to be all nice and and jplly or something.
so do any of you have a ps3. with the ps plus subscription i mean so we can play cool games.
so. whats your alien homeworld like. does it also have weird attack plants.
has anyone checked Wikipedia the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit recently?
this place is really lucky. lucky that i'm here and that passport evader isn't.
it was all a ruse. i'm no sergeant. my elaborate social test was a success. i think.
did you know. your id tells other if you're nice or not. thats why i need to see your passport. usually.
what if i don't have a passport? can dr coomer vouch for me? :(
do any of you need. soothing. i can use my black mesa™ smooth voice on you. maybe.
so even the humans on here are.. hm. expressive.
is this like. a big troll thing. wait are you the type of aliens that get exponentially more depraved every now and then.
𓆠 𓂃𓂁𓂃 not me tho. #yallstaysafe. 𓂃𓂁𓂃
that's something an alien who has something to hide would say. i don't trust you.
how is this website more odd than a secret underground lab. thats kind of impressive. but also wow. some of you are something else.
The difference between area 51 and dealing with aliens directly.
i dealt with them. just not like this. why is there so much... sexual desperation.
They all must not have the social medias they need so they use it as a hookup app as well ig
i've thought long and hard about this. only applicable mesa staff and personnel will need their passports. for now. as for the rest of you i don't know, go wild.
Benery I have fantastic news! They have made a helpful badge used to identify members of the Black Mesa Science Team! I have it proudly displayed right after the TRANS RIGHTS badge! It signifies that they work for Black Mesa! It would stand to reason that these are the ones that need a Pass Port No?
You should get one too! I believe you can procure one through use of the local @imJunior!
still not seeing nearly enough passports.
:33< well i gave it to mew so if mew dont have it then mew LOST my pawsspurrt! :33< what the hell why did mew lose my pawsport!?
man that sucks. if you had your passport i could probably take you to the medical bay. shucks.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ⚔︎ა๋࣭⭑ 🗯️ fffuck man im bleedin out ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ⚔︎ა๋࣭⭑ 🧟 blehhh ^^^^^^^^^^
:33< oh this is fur working here? :33< nah i dont furk here :33< i just shitpost here :33< but mewre saying i could be getting a paycheck fur this?
for working at mesa you could. i guess here isnt really mesa. hm. i have to think about this.
i'm not seeing many passports here.
weird facility. anyways, where's your passport.
Gordon? I'm afraid I won't be of much help in this department! Seems to me that everyone here is Gordon!
Well I believe my Pinned Post™️ goes into more detail about it But I do seem rather incapable of telling all of the people on here other than yourself and myself apart from Gordon! As far as I know they're all Gordon!
Yes quite the odd little bit of lore I seem to have going on isn't it?
You're top of the list Benrey my old buddy old pal old friend old this old that!