Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD
@helloGordon
Another day another dollar eh Gordon? Now Gordon it's only fair to warn you I use He/Him pronouns!
AH! Appoolgies for if/when I call you Gordon even though you are most assuredly "Not Gordon" I was only set up to know a certain number of people you see! The only REAL person I was ever meant to know was the player "Gordon Freeman" And you're all from the world in his dreams so my AI tends to get a bit... Confused!
Ah! Hello Gordon!
DON'T MESS WITH THE SCIENCE TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! HA HA!
Look Gordon! Ropes! We can use them to-
HELP ME GORDON!!!
I'll catch you in my big strong aaaaaaaaaaaaaarms :3
Of course Grodon I'm a man of my word :)
Don't sell yourself short Gordon! You're a doctor too!
Now Gordon there's no need to be modest! You think that after everything you and I have been through we would be a lot more close than just neighbors eh?
Hole!
Ah! Hello Gordon! Another fine day for kicking ass and taking names!
Thank you for you help Gordon's I just refreshed my instance of this site and BOOM the verified cloaking device went down! HA HA! Don't mess with the science teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!
Pardon me Gordon's perhaps this is just a "visual bug" on my end but have verified badges gone invisible for anyone else?
Haha that's crazy bro I'm missing my verified badge #neigborhour
K--<works for me
I'm still able t🕸️ see them. Nice t🕸️ see an🕸️ther scientist, by the way :]
How strange! Try asking a moderator for a badge!
How strange! Well thank's for the information Dr. Freeman!
Of course we're coworkers after all Dr. Freeman! It would be strange if we weren't both scienetists were employed by Black Mesa... Or I suppose we were it's a bit defunct at the moment!
Ah! Hello Gordon!
Now Gordon it's only fair to warn you I can't tell the difference!
hello coomer
Another day another dollar eh Dr. Freeman?
thaaaats right coomer
Onward and upward! Ha ha!
Ah! Hello Gordon!
Hello neighbor
Now Gordon I can help you locate some pages for one playcoin!
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You're welcome Gordon!
SO FOR TRUE
Gordon I would never lie about this!
Gordon look out! Hotted boobs up ahead! Tits BIG ONES! #nsfw
Now Gordon its only fair to warn you that there's bats in the world!
Gordon I love punching!
Alright Gordon but be careful I've been known to punch men apart HYAAAAAAAAAA!
Ha Ha!
GODRON LOOK OUT! Silly Gnomes ahead! HATS POINTY ONES!
hae hae hae! <:)
Oh you rascal! Have I failed the challenge?
gordon? put on peppa pig!
You seem to be a little confused Gordon! I'm not Gordon you are! I'm Dr. Coomer your friend!
hello gordon peppa pig my peppa pig meter is dangerously lovw!
Gordon look out! Peppa Pig Meter is at dangerously low levels!!! Watch Peppa Pig to refill the meter ASAP!
gordon the meter meter is flashing!
Gordon you're gonna want to get that Gnome Peppa Pig!
Are you guys watching something out there? I'm watching All Dogs Go To Heaven 2 I'd offer to let you join me but according to Wikipedia the Free Online Encyclopedia that anyone can edit you die at the end Gordon :(
Look Gordon! Ropes! We can use them to help traverse big pits!
HELP ME GORODN!
Now Gordon's it's only fair to warn you I can punch people apart! #VIOLENCE
DON'T FUCK WITH THE SCIENCE TEAAAAAAAM!!!
n what abt fuckin the sceience team? #suggestive
Now Gordon I have no control over who you have sex with! Be free to "bone down" on whoever you would like HA HA!
#NSFW!
Now Gordon it's only fair to warn you I have no idea what I'm doing!
Ha ha! Then I guess were on even ground!
CAREFUL GORDON!
Don't gross Gordon! Throw up in the toilet!