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Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD

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Another day another dollar eh Gordon? Now Gordon it's only fair to warn you I use He/Him pronouns!

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@helloGordon[HG]

Ah! Hello Gordon!

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DON'T MESS WITH THE SCIENCE TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! HA HA!

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@helloGordon[HG]

Look Gordon! Ropes! We can use them to-

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HELP ME GORDON!!!

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@helloGordon[HG]

I'll catch you in my big strong aaaaaaaaaaaaaarms :3

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You prommie? 🥺

Of course Grodon I'm a man of my word :)

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I trust you doctor

Don't sell yourself short Gordon! You're a doctor too!

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Actually I'm just a neighbor

Now Gordon there's no need to be modest! You think that after everything you and I have been through we would be a lot more close than just neighbors eh?

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Hole!

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Ah! Hello Gordon! Another fine day for kicking ass and taking names!

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Thank you for you help Gordon's I just refreshed my instance of this site and BOOM the verified cloaking device went down! HA HA! Don't mess with the science teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!

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Pardon me Gordon's perhaps this is just a "visual bug" on my end but have verified badges gone invisible for anyone else?

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Haha that's crazy bro I'm missing my verified badge #neigborhour

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K--<works for me

I'm still able t🕸️ see them. Nice t🕸️ see an🕸️ther scientist, by the way :]

How strange! Try asking a moderator for a badge!

How strange! Well thank's for the information Dr. Freeman!

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Yeah okay I'll do that #neigborhour

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Of course we're coworkers after all Dr. Freeman! It would be strange if we weren't both scienetists were employed by Black Mesa... Or I suppose we were it's a bit defunct at the moment!

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Ah! Hello Gordon!

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I'm dracula sorryᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

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Now Gordon it's only fair to warn you I can't tell the difference!

hello coomer

Another day another dollar eh Dr. Freeman?

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thaaaats right coomer

Onward and upward! Ha ha!

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Ah! Hello Gordon!

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Hello neighbor

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Hello, handsome.

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Now Gordon I can help you locate some pages for one playcoin!

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A chair (/t͡ʃɛɚ/ ⓘ) is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat or slightly angled seat, and a back-rest. It may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics. Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;[1] a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest;[2] a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.[3] Etymology Chair comes from the early 13th-century English word chaere, from Old French chaiere ("chair, seat, throne"), from Latin cathedra and ultimately Greek καθέδρα kathedra ("seat, throne").[4][5][6]

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.gniugirtni yrev ,remooC rD ,uoy knahT

You're welcome Gordon!

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SO FOR TRUE

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Gordon I would never lie about this!

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Gordon look out! Hotted boobs up ahead! Tits BIG ONES! #nsfw

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Woah.

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WHERW WHERE WHEREEE

Now Gordon its only fair to warn you that there's bats in the world!

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@helloGordon[HG]

Gordon I love punching!

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You can punch my abs if you want.

Alright Gordon but be careful I've been known to punch men apart HYAAAAAAAAAA!

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I'm sure you have.

Ha Ha!

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GODRON LOOK OUT! Silly Gnomes ahead! HATS POINTY ONES!

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hae hae hae! <:)

Oh you rascal! Have I failed the challenge?

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gordon? put on peppa pig!

You seem to be a little confused Gordon! I'm not Gordon you are! I'm Dr. Coomer your friend!

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hello gordon peppa pig my peppa pig meter is dangerously lovw!

Gordon look out! Peppa Pig Meter is at dangerously low levels!!! Watch Peppa Pig to refill the meter ASAP!

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gordon the meter meter is flashing!

Gordon you're gonna want to get that Gnome Peppa Pig!

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Are you guys watching something out there? I'm watching All Dogs Go To Heaven 2 I'd offer to let you join me but according to Wikipedia the Free Online Encyclopedia that anyone can edit you die at the end Gordon :(

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Look Gordon! Ropes! We can use them to help traverse big pits!

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HELP ME GORODN!

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Now Gordon's it's only fair to warn you I can punch people apart! #VIOLENCE

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DON'T FUCK WITH THE SCIENCE TEAAAAAAAM!!!

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n what abt fuckin the sceience team? #suggestive

Now Gordon I have no control over who you have sex with! Be free to "bone down" on whoever you would like HA HA!

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#NSFW!

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Now Gordon it's only fair to warn you I have no idea what I'm doing!

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It's okay I don't either.

Ha ha! Then I guess were on even ground!

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Dr. Harold I think I'm gonna throw up.

CAREFUL GORDON!

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Do I throw up on my floor or in the toilet.

Don't gross Gordon! Throw up in the toilet!

@helloGordon[HG]

I GUESS I could.

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