Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD
@helloGordon
Another day another dollar eh Gordon? Now Gordon it's only fair to warn you I use He/Him pronouns!
Another day another dollar!
hAhA. rEAl shit man.
Hello Gorodn!
not my nAmE.
I'm sorry Dr. Freeman I believe my pinned Chitt will be of some illumination on the subject!
oh. shit. yOU got lIkE, a cOnditiOn. that's my bad man. carry on.
Thank you for your sympathy Dr. Freeman!
did you know. your id tells other if you're nice or not. thats why i need to see your passport. usually.
what if i don't have a passport? can dr coomer vouch for me? :(
maybe. then again he thinks you're gordon. hm. i'll think about it.
i mean we can doublecheck that. @helloGordon who am I?
Hello Gordon!
i've thought long and hard about this. only applicable mesa staff and personnel will need their passports. for now. as for the rest of you i don't know, go wild.
Benery I have fantastic news! They have made a helpful badge used to identify members of the Black Mesa Science Team! I have it proudly displayed right after the TRANS RIGHTS badge! It signifies that they work for Black Mesa! It would stand to reason that these are the ones that need a Pass Port No?
exactly.
You should get one too! I believe you can procure one through use of the local @imJunior!
i am not employed in the science department.
This is true!
weird facility. anyways, where's your passport.
i see. you're good to go, Dr. Coomer.
I never leave home without it!
have you seen the passport evader recently.
Gordon? I'm afraid I won't be of much help in this department! Seems to me that everyone here is Gordon!
what.
Well I believe my Pinned Post™️ goes into more detail about it But I do seem rather incapable of telling all of the people on here other than yourself and myself apart from Gordon! As far as I know they're all Gordon!
oh. huh. thats weird.
Yes quite the odd little bit of lore I seem to have going on isn't it?
well if you see gordon gordon tell me. or something. chitt me? no just text me.
You're top of the list Benrey my old buddy old pal old friend old this old that!
They used to call me Dr. Kickyerdick before the great renaming of 1993
Hello Grodon!
Hello Gordon!
wow, hi!!
AH! Hello Dr. Freeman! Another day another dollar eh?
hehehehe. darn right, mister!!
So what brings you to Chitter dot ing? The free multiversal social media that ANYONE can post to?
we're gonna make some friends, dr coomer!! we're making bonds up in here!!
Sounds good to me Grodon! Think of all the great friends we've already got! Weve got Bubby and Tommy and even sweet unforgettable Bipples!
[does everyone h@ve the:r p@ssport p@ssport :nspect:on :s soon
Its security chief Booper!
My mistake Officer Bipples!
Of course! Sorry Benrey this old minds not what it used to be HAHA!