sittin here all fine and awake one second head falling back and almost passing out the next wake back up from 0.2 second black out rinse repeat im not the only one right
okay cool im still chillin then
nahhhhh im definitely chilling look how fucking chill i am could ice out a whole room with how chill i am walking ac unit with how much chill im exuding
YOU ARE OVERCOMPENSATING. DON’T MAKE ME TAKE THE REINS, I’LL TRAP YOU LIKE SOME WADDLED UP BARKBEAST IN A BLANKET. YOU’LL BE STUCK UNDER ME FOR *HOURS* DAVID STRIDER.
not the government name oh no im so scared dont restrain me and pin me down karkat id hate that so much
OKAY FIRST FUCK YOU, I AM INTIMIDATING. SECOND, LOOKS LIKE I WILL BE DEALING WITH YOU DIRECTLY.
wait okay hold on let me have my ipad baby time i need it need stimulation or i get weird you know that
FINE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR ‘IPAD BABY TIME’, IT IS PROBABLY FOR THE BEST, I NEED TO SHOWER ANYWAY.
oh shit looks like i need to shower too at the same time what a coincidence
YEAH I FUCKING THOUGHT SO. WELL COME ON THEN WE CAN SHARE A SHOWER, SAVE THE WATER OR SOME SHIT.