Vanity Kerfuf
@jovialMerryment
o°~teeheehee~°o she/her | clownfishies and jovials welcome to meet me @ my dms :•> o°~teeheehee~°o @lajayjaY ~<3 #substance #violence #clowns :•>
o°~teeheehee~°o o°~\/\/~[]~\/\/~°o my very 1st chitt!~°o its very nice and exciting to meet you all :•> |-|~[]~|\|~|< have a picture of me and my beeyoo~tiful face!~°o https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/093fd08127d8.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a684db5ba809.jpg #clown #clownery #honk #beeyootiful #glub o°~teeheehee~°o
((I am going to leave chittr for an unknown amount of time. Life is life and mine is becoming more busy. While I would love to return sometime, I'm afraid that I will not be able to until I can free up more space both on my schedule and in my brain. The following accounts will be on hiatus until my return: @jovialMerryment @embalmingEmbrace @breathAbsolved @agonizingActivation @gestaltCreophage I have no particular time limit on this and so I may lose these accounts entirely. In the event that does happen, I will probably simply move on to other characters. Thank you all for having me, even if I was far from the most active member of this community.)) #resigning #leaving #mentalhealthbreak #again #maybeforever #shrug
o°~teeheehee~°o i have been encouraged to ponder on the essence of my self by one whom i hold high respect for i must admit the idea seems strangely uncomfortable, yet i see not why i am a finned troll of the faith of course, but in this i have forged my own form of contraction mayhaps it is best to ponder this more over a most delightful elixir of the sweetest form and embibe in a few soporifics to stir my pan #substance #honk #glub o°~teeheehee~°o
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋⒋ — @jovialMerryment Vanity Kerfuf MOTHER[HONK]ING WARNING: This Creature Meetcha will Feature discussions of #mirthfulfaith, #religion, #abitofsubstances, #violence, #taxohemonalysis, #cognitivebiases(?) #maybe, and #CLOWNS. Don’t like clowns…? *gulp!* I warn you not to look ↓, because there’s a Really Scary One (⒈) at the bottom of this Post. Rhyming time, don’t call it a Crime And if you do, don’t blame the Mime I’m not a mime, but I sure can Try ……………………………… (This Is Me Trying) (OK this sucks I’ll stop) Believe it or not, this is my FIRST (⒈st) ever time analyzing someone of the MIRTH. I’ve got QUITE a bit to say, so let’s get → to business. Let’s Take A Gander at Vanity Kerfuf! (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD HONK) (CROWD GLUB) (CROWD GLUBHONK) Vanity is an eccentric and curious troll who’s quite different from what you’d expect from your High-Pillow ↑pity Schm↑pity Nobleblood Glareotype. By this, I mean Vanity is unabashedly a FOLLOWER OF THE MIRTH, a typically Purple occurrence, though it isn’t uncommon to see. Rather than completely forgoing the traits of her VIOLET BLOOD, she’s engaged in a curious kind of CASTE SYNCRETISM, merging both cultures into something she proudly calls her own. The clownfish variant, as she calls it. Vanity is joyful, outgoing, and active in her Clownmmunity, glubhonking (double dipping) her way through Living Life to the Fullest—even if she Knows it’s Bound to End. More on this SHORTLY. But first, a sudden ← turn? This’ll make more sense in a bit, I promise. Rhyming is a tool used to add emotional depth and memorability to our writing. In laytroll’s terms, rhymes scratch that itch in our pans. It makes you say “oh YEAH, those sound/look REALLY NICE TOGETHER——I’m excited, more, please!” But if you want to get NERDY BIRDY about it, rhymes reveal the integration of visual/aural cues in our reward and emotion circuits: when we SEE a rhyme, we receive a small jolt of dopamine! This actually rings true in music cognition as well——anticipated chord resolutions often give us a CHILL OF CONTENTMENT, significantly reduces activity in areas of the pan that cause conflict and discomfort, and again, BOOSTS THAT DOPAMINE. Vanity likely uses RHYMES in her cadence to elicit satisfaction from a LOCAL SOURCE, the simple joy in using rhymes aside. Her choice of faith despite her uncommon caste connotes a level of AUTONOMY, a decision to assume the faith rather than being indoctrinated into it under cultural NORMS. Conversion in itself is a rather gradual process that’s forged under many social and cultural interactions. A BIT OF CONJECTURE HERE, but Vanity had likely experienced a CRISIS before turning to Subjuggulatorism. (I find it hard to believe she was brought ↑ in the faith——demographic statistics say it’s UNLIKELY.) Religion fulfills the innermost needs of the person, ↑holding a sense of EQUILIBRIUM in the mind. This pursuit of mirth works in tandem with a search for PURPOSE (i.e. questing), for a way to quell the rowdy mind and bring substance to existence. That is to say, Vanity has likely picked the subjuggulator faith to satisfy those unconscious desires. Vanity is unafraid to express (or, well, IMPLY) her Violent Actions. If we Take A Gander at our SOCIETY, this isn’t NECESSARILY NEW, but violence under the faith is viewed in a DIFFERENT LIGHT. The core of our MIRTH views violence like an art, a carriage of duty, than a robbery of a life. Like bringing a paintbrush to a canvas, the weapon is an agent of illustration, too; each death unto the troll is just a proclamation of a Faith, a message to the Messiahs. This can be said about her active use of SUBSTANCES, invoking Vividly Disoriented Spinning Sensations just to feel closer to her religion. Aside from the DESENSITISATION brought from living so brutally, Vanity’s levity has relegated her to just this——OBEYING FAITH AND STAYING PIOUS. Allowing faith to consume every step of your life is a Class Phenomenon, snowballing into a numbness, arguably, as your contact with reality is reduced to following rules and spreading the word of the saints. I wouldn’t want to FOIST DIAGNOSES ON PEOPLE, but participation to the point where it SATURATES YOUR PUBLIC *AND* PRIVATE LIFE is something that should be Ruminated On. As we take a look at her HABITS AND BEHAVIORS, we find that all of these traits are a deliberate hijacking of one’s reward system, a way to accessibly and quickly feel JOY. Obviously this isn’t exclusive to Vanity alone, but there’s a sort of indulgence you can’t help but ignore, especially as it floods every Syntax and Semantic. Without this constant pursuit, only DEATH remains. She knows her place in the GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS: an artisan of death and a courier of a greater message. Moreover, VANITY KNOWS SHE WON’T LIVE FOREVER. She longs to die in a Beautiful Way and join the Dark Carnival with open arms, singing her eventual undoing like the greatest Honor of All. It’s safe to say that Vanity actively engages in HEDONISM, that need to keep the mind busy, if only to create meaning in who she is on the inside. This even boils ↓ to her choice of RHYMES to bring joy to her very cadence——it’s a way to forge pith in the person. Though it’s hard to notice at first, Vanity struggles with the IMPETUS OF HER BEING. Finding a reason to live is what we all grapple with regardless of where you stand. To the Brain Gamers, we’d fit her view on life and death into an APPROACH FRAMEWORK category, a more accepting way of looking at your self-schema, your mortality (though the latter is, again, fueled by religious overconsumption). Yay! The part where I 🗨 ABOUT YOU, TO YOU: you look to be doing well enough on your own. I’m HAPPY FOR YOU! As far as I can tell, you’re doing EVERYTHING ✓✓✓. But beyond this, what IS a Vanity (Proper Noun)? You are Jovial, you are Merry, and you pull all the stops to follow the Faith. Who are you when the lights are shut off, when the people aren’t watching you? These are a co↑le of LOADED QUESTIONS, so take your time to unwind and THINK ABOUT IT. You’re quite an interesting Specimen, though. I’d have to keep my Bulb on you. *wink!* (CROWD WOW!) PLEASE SEE: HEMOSYNCRETISM*, THE PSYCHOLOGY OF RELIGION, RELIGION AS A SOCIAL INSTITUTION, RAMBO’S INTEGRATIVE MODEL (& accompanying theories), THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SUBSTANCE USE/ADDICTION, APPROACH ACCEPTANCE TO MORTALITY (Psychological Framework), RECONSTRUCTION OF THE SELF-SCHEMA, DESTRUCTION OF THE SELF-SCHEMA(?) (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: WITCH OF BLOOD? Bends the rules of her own blood, CASTE OR OTHERWISE. Spontaneous and untethered. Artistic in every direction of life. Lives by her own rules and seeks to enjoy herself. We all live on Borrowed Time, so enjoy it while it lasts!) SOOO. YEAH. BE SURE TO FOLLOW VANITY, AND I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #glubhonk #glub #honk #hi
o°~teeheehee~°o oh wondrous day for me indeed to have one so mirthful gander upon me!~°o it is a gre@ honor my friend, i must say th@ you have made mine a most glorious day!~°o your words are welcome, dearest cousin, and your questions are quite puzzling indeed... i will give it thought, you can trust me on th@, but i must ask one back to you!~°o why ever would it m@ter? :•> glub honk honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< o°~teeheehee~°o
((Oh what a joy it is when you sniff out my classpects correctly hehehe ^^ wonderful work as always! :33))
⚇ Hot Shit, Flushed Letters 8:13 ⚇ "Let's be freaks tonight, motherfucker. Let my teeth pierce your chitin until that pretty ichor in your veins spills all up in my maw. Pin you down wit' all the strength I got, make you squirm underneath me. I wanna hurt you. I wanna make you LOVE ME for hurtin' you. Scratch the prettiest patterns in your flesh and smack that ass 'til its all tender and purple-like. I wanna make you see stars, but most of all? I wanna see you *cry*." ⚇ ⚇ #NSFW #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇
Song of Solomon reads a little differently than I remember.
⚇ Bitch do I look like I know what a Solomon is? ⚇
Absolutely not, but anyone who does is going to think I'm really funny.
⚇ Awh shit I just goregled it. ⚇ This some Bible hooey. ⚇ Not interested. ⚇ Take it to Gideon's hivestep, not mine. ⚇
blOOd 1:25 "kEEp yO brOthErs And sIstErs clOsE, yOU AInt nEvEr gOnnA knOw whEn thEy pUnchIn thEIr tIckEt" #scrIptUrE
⚇ Angels 27:11 ⚇ "Everything you have, you have because of the Messiahs good graces. Your matesprit, your food, your water, your life, the homeworld, your *kin.* All this and more can be ripped away in short order, you ticket-tearing motherfucker. Bow your head and shy away your horns for what you did- kneel. KNEEL. Sinner, apostate, traitor. There's hope for salvation yet." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
bullshit the mirthless messiahs got nothing to do with my kinlist that shits curated by my striderian hands only
⚇ Well you ain't a troll, motherfucker. ⚇ Beginnings 2:12 ⚇ "And what they made was Troll. Only that. Just that and no motherfucking more. And when the last world was all fit together, messiahs looked on it and said ‘motherfucking money’." ⚇
sounds like your bitchass messiahs got short changed idiot theres a wealth of other people accruing interest elsewhere in the motherfucking galaxy humans cherubs fucking we got satyrs and shit now im pretty sure nymphs keep up
⚇ The words of some God damn heretic ain't boutta phase me, motherfucker ⚇ We know there's plenty of aliens out there. ⚇ They just ain't made by the Messiahs. ⚇ Godless, heathen motherfuckers that the Empire continues to stamp out. ⚇ Amen. ⚇
o°~teeheehee~°o my mind is accosted by a strange cre@ure of candy red fur and small st@ure!~°o such a strange an humorous cre@ure indeed!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
⚇ Colors 40:9 ⚇ "Paint, my kin. Art is pious and holy but more than anything its important to leave signs. What you gon' have in a million sweeps when you likely gone on to the Carnival, what you gon' leave behind? Actions, deeds and paint. Paint a mural, prove you was here. Cement your existence through your artistry and proclaim your eternal voice. 'I was here! I was clown! I was FAMILY!'." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #MirthfulChittr ⚇
⚇ I ain't doin' that shit, dawg ⚇
⚇ I don't.... ⚇ I don't wanna play Valorant. ⚇ I got like...wrigglers to teach. ⚇
⚇ Nope, they have hivework. ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ yOu alway2 plan On making a 2i2ter cry with 2uch MELODIC 2YLLABLE2, i2idOr? Or am i ju2t that lucky tO Open my palmhu2k tO yOur piOu2 reminder2? ○ ● ○
⚇ how the wicked word effects you ain't on me, sister. ⚇ put it down to the piety or put it down to the messiah's presence but i am always but merely a vehicle for its power. ⚇ preach. ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ amen, my wicked fella. KEEP IT UP. yOur wOrd2 ring2 true with the mirthful tOne2. ○ ● ○
o°~teeheehee~°o preach louder dear cousin!~°o invoke the most glorious of whoops and cheers!~°o know th@ i truly appreci@e your words, dear cousin, and know th@ i am glad you are here!~°o glub honk honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
o°~teeheehee~°o honk!~°o :•> #clownposting o°~teeheehee~°o
⚇ HOINK ⚇
o°~teeheehee~°o oh how wonderful it is to find those who choose to title themselves as jovial!~°o to those other jovials of chittr, i offer a faygo with a smile and a whoop!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
⚇ Carnivals 20:20-24 ⚇ "Kegsti had disappeared from our number for some nights. We'd all feared the worst- rogue lusii, other trolls who disapproved of our meetings, but he returned to us on what would have been the fifth day of his absence. 'I saw it!' he cried, hoarse in the squawkblister as though he'd been screaming. 'I saw it clear as the twinkle of the moons! Rows upon rows of eternally laughing faces in the Carnival above!'. Now, at the time none of us motherfuckers knew what he was yammering on about. Everyone smiling all the time? It just wasn't possible. That was, until Kegsti *showed* us. When we woke the next night, Kegsti had gathered berries and chalk and blood and made a pulp. We watched as he slowly began to apply it to his face over the course of the next half hour. It was crude, it was unfinished, but we saw it. The way the lines pulled up into a dastardly grin. The endless possibilities for individuality in the markings. We would have rows upon rows of laughing faces. And thus, tradition was born. We would no longer be without our masks, our faces, jeering and smiling at the rest of the unbeknownst world. We had our hands on some shit they could never dream of." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ condescending motherfucker. ⚇ we got plenty smarts. ⚇ church wouldn't have survived this long without 'em. ⚇
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yeah sure buddy youre definitely not the catered to hound dogs a the empire that let you survvivve or nothin lets pretend that the empire aint there to keep you goin ah gee wwhat are wwe left wwith the most physically oppressivve mind alterin legion a idiots wwho still get guided about by forces unknowwn to you vvery knowwn to me not to brag so yeah you could all be fuckin stumps an get along fine readin and wwritin aint nothin but an option
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⚇ STAND DOWN WITH THY DISGUSTING MAW FLAPPING ⚇ Heinous motherfucker that you is I refuse to hear your scorn any motherfuckin' more. ⚇ We have our mitts on a shine you'll never even BREATHE near. ⚇ Disgusting. ⚇ Disgusting. ⚇ DISGUSTING! ...Blocked. ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ i may have had a 2pat with yOu, brOther. but kin'2 kin. AND I CANNOT HELP BUT REJOICE READING 2UCH A BEAUTIFUL RENDITION OF KEG2TI RECEIVING HI2 MIRACULOU2 2MILE. a 2i2ter humble2 her2elf befOre yOu and Offer2 up the gratitude balling up in her che2t fOr reminding her Of her place, her purpO2e, and the wOrth Of a mOtherfucking paintbru2h. ○ ● ○
⚇ Hey, ain't no motherfuckin' thing, sister. ⚇ We fight, we spoil...But at the end? ⚇ Kin is kin is kin. ⚇ Family above everything. ⚇ Even the family you ain't know you had. ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ preach it my pigmented 2ibling. keep the me22iah2 truth On yOur tOngue and the ble22ed hue2 On yOur pen. AND LEAD OUR LO2T BAABEA2T2 HOME TO A TECHNICOLORED TENT OF 2KY ARC2 AND MURAL2. ○ ● ○
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP AND AMEN, MY SISTER! ⚇
⚇ Conviction 22:40 ⚇ "Do not just survive, my kin. Live. In whatever ways and means are available to you, live. Make it fuckin' worth it." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Conviction 1:7-11 ⚇ "If your kin gets you sinning, cut them away, no true fucking family can they be. If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture #IFuckedUp ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ COLOR2 2:34 "kin'2 kin but that 2hit cOmplicated. if a mOtherfucker a2k2, 'DO YOU HOLD THE FAITH OR HOLD THE BROTHER?' 2Ome Of u2 wanna 2ay the faith. but ain't there rOOm fOr a brOther tO 2tumble? TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HI2 TAINTED 2HOULDER2 WHIL2T HI2 KNEE2 2HATTER MEETING THE GROUND HALFWAY? PRO2TRATING HIM2ELF TO HI2 NOBLE CLOWNFOLK? Only then can he realize hi2 mi2take. n' Only then can he be rebOrn. BECAU2E WHEN THE VA2T HONK RUPTURE2 OUR AURICULAR 2PONGE CLOT2 AND THE PURPLE PAINT LEAK2 FROM OUR EAR2 ONLY THEN WILL WE BE ONE IN GLORIOU2 MIRTH. and nObOdy want2 a tainted brOther 2tanding next tO him when the carnival cOme2 tO tOwn." #2cripture #clurch #viOlence #gOre #bOdy-hOrrOr ○ ● ○
o°~teeheehee~°o by day i paint and dance and sing, by night i find my love in dreams!~°o oh dearest meulin, my m@esprit true i simply must say th@ i love you!~°o ~<3 @lejayjaY :•> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07beda394a62.jpg o°~teeheehee~°o
(=^･⩊･^=) < HDBSBSHEOWHEBDHUD!!! AHHHH!! I LOVE MEW TOO!! MOG MOG!! WE PAWRE SO CUTE!! OTP MATERIAL!!!! 333333!!
o°~teeheehee~°o your voice is music to me, my love, and oh how i adore making sing with excitement!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
(=^･⩊･^=) < PAWWWWW!!!!! MY BELOVED, VANITY! SUCH A POET, SO ROMEOWNTIC... I'M SWOONING!! HOW DID I LAND SUCH A BEAUTYIFFUL AND CHARMING LADY LIKE MEWRSELF? MOG!!!
o°~teeheehee~°o i must apologize for my recent absence, for i have been busy with a most wondrous task!~°o i am working on a most delightful mural upon my hive wall, and in its glory i shall soon bask!~°o glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> #violence #clownposting o°~teeheehee~°o
ִ ࣪𖤐 OHOHOHO! I sHOuld liKe tO taKe a gaNder at it ONce it iz fiNisHed! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) DO let me KNOw if yOu are iN N×̷̷͜×̷d Of mOre paiNtz aNd materialz! ๋࣭ ⭑
o°~teeheehee~°o oh thank you very much for the offer, my dear sibling in revelry!~°o i do believe i have enough for now, but i am more than willing to dance alongside you to g@her more if i find myself in need!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
⚇ Always time in the schedule for some holy painting, my kin. ⚇ Never apologize for that shit ⚇ When the muse takes you, it'll take you. ⚇ May Messiahs guide your brush ⚇ And focus your think pan. ⚇
o°~teeheehee~°o Amen, dearest cousin!~°o i simply must return to my work @ once!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
⚇ Mirthspeed, cousin. ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ a delightful mural? A 2I2TER HA2 TO INDULGE IN 2UCH A PRIVILEGE!! let the hue2 2peak fOr yOu. ○ ● ○
⚇ Sideshows 50:50 ⚇ "Oh, a brother don't like to gossip but...I heard the gnashing of teeth echo through the great empty halls of the Echoside. Y'know how it the motherfuck is." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Angels 21:30 ⚇ "Though you're gone, I still feel you with me. Your spirit may have gone on to the Carnival above but your essence lingers with me still. Dearest matesprit, darling mine, I will see you again. And when I do? Shit, let's crack a Faygo or two and trade jokes just like the old days." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 24:9 ⚇ "I see it! I see you! A million colors cycling in endless kaleidoscopic whimsy and MOTHERFUCKING NOISE I SEE YOU! I HEAR YOU! FILL MY SOUL WITH MIRTH AND GUIDE MY HANDS WITH RAGE! I SEE YOU! I FEEL YOU!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
this one / seems kinda nice / i think
⚇ Happy to hear you approve, sister :8) ⚇
well i don't / know / what it means / but it sounds nice
⚇ This one's pretty simple. ⚇ It's about closing your eyes and feeling in your pusher ⚇ Seeing in your very structure ⚇ The holy shit that awaits. ⚇ And letting your soul fill up with the joy that brings. ⚇
oh / like / feeling your own feelings / and letting them pull you / like a leaf / on a wave
⚇ Exactly! :8D ⚇ You're pretty good at this. ⚇ Shame you can't be one of my students ⚇
hehe / thank you / but / i'm just very media literate
⚇ That's still a skill to cultivate. ⚇ And it makes you better at understanding stuff. ⚇ I'm sure there's a lot of the wicked word you could grasp honestly. ⚇ But I ain't tryna push you toward being a clownvert. ⚇ Motherfuckers should come to the faith 'cuz it calls 'em. ⚇ Pushing it on motherfuckers... ⚇ That's only for heretics deep in His Holy Hilarity's torture rooms HA HA HOINK ⚇
i agree / belief is something someone should discover
⚇ Angels 19:12 ⚇ "And when the sky shatters and shudders, we'll be granted the peace of double death we were always promised. All things must and will end, so it can begin again. Over and over and over and over..." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇