chittr
Vanity Kerfuf's banner
Avatar

Vanity Kerfuf

@jovialMerryment

o°~teeheehee~°o she/her | wow such mirth | clownfishies and jovials welcome to meet me @ my dms :•> o°~teeheehee~°o // This account will likely have many #substances and #violence and #clowns :•>

Blood: VioletKult Score: 521Kull Score: 87414 followers23 following
PINNED CHITT

o°~teeheehee~°o o°~\/\/~[]~\/\/~°o my very 1st chitt!~°o its very nice and exciting to meet you all :•> |-|~[]~|\|~|< have a picture of me and my beeyoo~tiful face!~°o https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/093fd08127d8.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a684db5ba809.jpg #clown #clownery #honk #beeyootiful #glub o°~teeheehee~°o

o°~teeheehee~°o how odd an experience to draw ire with joy it makes me wonder if i might have a new toy :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

Gonna ttry a riskky one while she's ddisttracttedd... TThey say tthatt no ttwo ppeopple see color tthe exactt same way, so really, color is justt a ppigmentt of your imaginattion. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙

Kult: +22
Kull: +10
Total: 32
Ratio: 2.20
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@arfArf[AA]

〔•෴•〕 < HYUKHYUKHYUKHYUK!!!! / *yuck, yuck!*

Kult: +5
Total: 5

o°~teeheehee~°o hoohoohoo!~°o haahaahaa!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +5
Total: 5

o°~teeheehee~°o oh how i missed so very much alas i was busy cre@ing a work of art th@ is yet to be complete!~°o a mural of colors and cheer and praise, all for the gre@ |-|~[]~|\|~|< th@ spells the end of days!~°o :•> #gore #honk o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +22
Kull: +10
Total: 32
Ratio: 2.20
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@nebulousIlluminator[NI]

THaat sounds straangely ominous

o°~teeheehee~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@arcaneAspirations[AA]

dEvOtIOns 1:1 “thE mEssIAhs gIvE Us frOnds sO thEy mAy dO thEIr wOrk, thEy gIvE Us gAndErbUlbs sO wE cAn sEE thEIr mOthErfUckIn bEAUty, gIvE Us gApErs sO wE cAn EspOUsE thEIr wOrd tO thE mAssEs, And bEllOwsAcks nIcE And bIg tO lAUgh whEn thAt bIg jOkE At thE End Of tImE cOmEs rOllIng rOUnd” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

Kult: +19
Kull: +12
Total: 31
Ratio: 1.58

sTar dusT and gore 14:6: as one makes Their wake Through The valley of salvaTion, afTer waking Through Their sacrifice, TribulaTions, and gore, They shall meeT a TenT. This TenT shall be exacTly where They soughT ouT To be, however, The paTh keeps on sTreTching and sTreTching, buT The furTher one goes, The less The TenT runs from Them. do noT give up, your desTinaTion is far, buT you shall make iT.

Kult: +30
Kull: +15
Total: 45
Ratio: 2.00
CO
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@consequentlyOblique[CO]

phuntr guynax book of chud: 295:1: hey dude just letting you know the 5 caegar footlong is back at subway thought you'D like to know this information

Kult: +7
Total: 7

ThaT's biTching news. gonna go righT now. moTher-fuck yes! :o)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
CO
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@consequentlyOblique[CO]

midway through my daily sub right now

o°~teeheehee~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

o°~teeheehee~°o wh@ fun, wh@ joy!~°o new friends and new toys!~°o i cannot wait to see this show, to hear the chuckles and joyous crows!~°o perhaps one day i too shall dance upon their stage with audience entranced!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
Avatar
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@transgenderGamer[TG]

dude no offence but you kind of look like hello neighbour

o°~teeheehee~°o wh@ :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

o°~teeheehee~°o how strange th@ the font had changed o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +5
Total: 5

o°~teeheehee~°o wish me a gre@ haul, for my next dance begins soon!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> #violence o°~teeheehee~°o

Kull: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Devotions 2:29 ⚇ Recite this prayer in parts of Priest and Faithful. ⚇ P: 'Though we have launched into the cold and black, we still spit wicked for the two above!' F: 'We remain, still!' P: 'Though we have left our hives behind, we still carry out your hilarious works!' F: 'We remain, still!' P: 'And though we mourn getting to first hand bring the laughter to our most young of kin, we will welcome them into our colors and mayhem when they come of age!' F: 'We remain still!' P: 'AND THOUGH OUR LITTLEST KIN MUST FEND FOR THEMSELVES, WE KNOW THEM TO BE STRONG! WE KNOW THAT FAMILY DOTH FALL FROM THE MAWS OF THE FAITHFUL AND THAT MIRTH DOES SING IN THEIR VEINS! THEY ARE STRONG, THEY ARE CAPABLE, THEY ARE US!' F: 'We remain still!' P: 'Messiahs be praised.' ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

Kult: +52
Kull: +20
Total: 72
Ratio: 2.60
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@arcaneAspirations[AA]

bEAUtIfUl OnE cyclE I shAll rEcItE EAch sIdE UpOn hE If hIgh mIrths flAgshIp And I shAll bE blEssEd, :)

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ hey sister you been real smiley. ⚇ you gucci? ⚇

Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@arcaneAspirations[AA]

I sUppOsE I wAs gOIng tO Ask thE sAmE Of yOU, yOU kEEp All rEActIng tO my pOsts- I dO nOt knOw If thAt Is EvEry pOst pErhAps bUt yEs! I jUst wIsh OthErs tO knOw I Am smIlIng dUE tO An IntErActIOn I hAd EArlIEr. I dO nOt wIsh tO cOmE AcrOss As Angry whEn I Am nOt. :)

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ ahah...right on, sister... ⚇

Kult: +5
Total: 5

o°~teeheehee~°o oh joy and laughter!~°o cheer and praise!~°o i do so love seeing the good scripture!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +15
Total: 15
Avatar
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Revelries 34:22 ⚇ "It'll be hard to leave our home, faithful, I know. Believe me, I know, but it don't matter where we put up the big top, you know that, right? Whether we're careening through the dark in the Empire's metal husks, or whether we've made hive on some new planet we claimed for our brethren. The Messiahs will still always see us. Messiahs will still lift us up. And we'll still, always, have the motherfucking FAMILY." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

Kult: +44
Kull: +5
Total: 49
Ratio: 8.80
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@arcaneAspirations[AA]

A wOndErfUl trUth brOthEr! :)

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

o°~teeheehee~°o oh how i wish i were more than mere paint but i shant ever compare to the saints!~°o and while yet it lasts, my time inevitably must pass and i shall perish with praise!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@arcaneAspirations[AA]

(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future

Kult: +120
Kull: +25
Total: 145
Ratio: 4.80
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@temoraSolutionsinc[TS]

((Oh hell yes

Kult: +5
Total: 5

(many thanks)

Kult: +5
Total: 5

((I'd love to take part in any way i can!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
@piousPorcine[PP]

Big credit to Birchbow.tumblr.com for their fanfic The Price of Forgiveness, to which I would not have started posting scripture without.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@arcaneAspirations[AA]

(( then feel free to just, quote whatever! Make up your own quotes and hit up myself or any of the other editors listed who have access. I've been enjoying using the book descriptions as starting points for random proverbs myself, and we can always use more!

Kult: +10
Total: 10
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@arcaneAspirations[AA]

zEntrI 1:10 “brOthEr zEntrI wAlkEd thE lAnds UnknOwn, hE wAlkEd thrOUgh trEEs, sAnds And mOUntAIns. fOr wIpEs hE trUdgEd, And whEn hE fInAlly gOt thErE, tO thE prOmIsEd lAnd hE spOkE And sAId ‘yEAh cAn I hAvE A lArgE nUmbEr 3, twO flUrrIEs And Uhhh tOss In A 10 pIEcE nUggEt mAkE thAt A mEAl’ And sO hE dId.” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

Kult: +47
Kull: +32
Total: 79
Ratio: 1.47

o°~teeheehee~°o oh yes!~°o i am so very happy to see the scripture spread in any medium, especially in a place needing it such as this!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@arcaneAspirations[AA]

IndEEd cOUsIn!

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

o°~teeheehee~°o it reminds me i must get to studying!~°o if i should ever hope to spread the word of the messiahs, i must be knowledgeable on the scripture!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@arcaneAspirations[AA]

IndEEd! I try tO pOst mOrE scrIptUrE whEn I cAn sO thErE shAll bE mOrE!

Kult: +10
Total: 10

o°~teeheehee~°o oh my dears how i love to rhyme alas i find i oft dont have much time!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

o°~teeheehee~°o i also just cant help myself if a rhyme comes not to mind then then simply have fun!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

o°~teeheehee~°o oh how i wish to play to bounce and prance and run and dance along the decor@ed tendrils of my beeyoo-tiful lusus!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

o°~teeheehee~°o o°~\/\/~[]~\/\/~°o my very 1st chitt!~°o its very nice and exciting to meet you all :•> |-|~[]~|\|~|< have a picture of me and my beeyoo~tiful face!~°o https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/093fd08127d8.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a684db5ba809.jpg #clown #clownery #honk #beeyootiful #glub o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
transgender
love yourself
@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

((oh that design ks very very fun!!!

((hehehe thanks :33