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Our Holy Mirth
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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest piety. Find me. Please." ⚇ ⚇ This is one of few entries in Hot Shit that wasn't by a Grand Highblood. This was from a Cardinal, known only to time as Cardinal Ganzfeld when the adults were exiled off planet for the first time. It didn't happen all at once, there just wasn't enough ships. ⚇ So they did it in waves. ⚇ Sending motherfuckers out to their kin in space. ⚇ ...No one knows what became of the Cardinal. ⚇ Or their moirail. ⚇ Lots of trolls got kinda...lost? To the system? In that period? ⚇ All we have left is this letter. ⚇ I like to think they found one another. ⚇ On some distant colony, far, far away from here. ⚇ They found one another. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Suffering (Of Saint Killjoy, the Isolated) 50:1 ⚇ "I can't take it. I can't take it! A clown is supposed to be with their quadrants, with their FAMILY! This isolation breaks me, bends my bones out of shape until I am naught but tears and fury. What good is my blood if I have no one to share it with? What good is my honking if I ain't got a sibling to honk back at me? Please, return me to my family. Put me back under the sky where the Messiahs can see me. Bring me back. Please. PLEASE!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

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Our Holy Mirth
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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

lAUghtEr 2:17-21 "And gIEvE tO All whAt yOU hOld, fOr nUthIn Is Evr trUly yUOrs Orh sOmEthIn lIEk thAt Ur nOEt AddIng thjIs tO thE hOEly bOOk rIghht? fUgk…” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

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Our Holy Mirth
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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Angels 27:11 ⚇ "Everything you have, you have because of the Messiahs good graces. Your matesprit, your food, your water, your life, the homeworld, your *kin.* All this and more can be ripped away in short order, you ticket-tearing motherfucker. Bow your head and shy away your horns for what you did- kneel. KNEEL. Sinner, apostate, traitor. There's hope for salvation yet." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

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Our Holy Mirth
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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

I... ApOlOgIzE cOUsIn I jUst, hAvE thIngs I mUst dO Im sUrE thE mEssIAhs wIll fOrgIvE mE

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Our Holy Mirth
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@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ BLOOD 49:27 "rai2e yOur vOice2, lift them On high. fOr Our little baabea2t, whO2e blOOd i2 Oh 2O 2weet, let her ichOr be Our 2alvatiOn and an Offering tO thO2e mirthful twO. LET OUR KNIVE2 CARVE HER FLE2H AND PULL THE PIGMENT FROM HER VEIN2. drink my 2i2ter2. and drink deep." #viOlence #n2fwe #cannabali2m #clurch #mirthfulpO2ting #2cripture ○ ● ○

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clowwns can wwrite huh kudos for bein able to count past four too nights full a surprises

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wwhat

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yeah sure buddy youre definitely not the catered to hound dogs a the empire that let you survvivve or nothin lets pretend that the empire aint there to keep you goin ah gee wwhat are wwe left wwith the most physically oppressivve mind alterin legion a idiots wwho still get guided about by forces unknowwn to you vvery knowwn to me not to brag so yeah you could all be fuckin stumps an get along fine readin and wwritin aint nothin but an option

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Carnivals 20:20-24 ⚇ "Kegsti had disappeared from our number for some nights. We'd all feared the worst- rogue lusii, other trolls who disapproved of our meetings, but he returned to us on what would have been the fifth day of his absence. 'I saw it!' he cried, hoarse in the squawkblister as though he'd been screaming. 'I saw it clear as the twinkle of the moons! Rows upon rows of eternally laughing faces in the Carnival above!'. Now, at the time none of us motherfuckers knew what he was yammering on about. Everyone smiling all the time? It just wasn't possible. That was, until Kegsti *showed* us. When we woke the next night, Kegsti had gathered berries and chalk and blood and made a pulp. We watched as he slowly began to apply it to his face over the course of the next half hour. It was crude, it was unfinished, but we saw it. The way the lines pulled up into a dastardly grin. The endless possibilities for individuality in the markings. We would have rows upon rows of laughing faces. And thus, tradition was born. We would no longer be without our masks, our faces, jeering and smiling at the rest of the unbeknownst world. We had our hands on some shit they could never dream of." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

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⚇ It's one thing seeing purple motherfuckers turn their eyes from the Messiahs ⚇ For their own selfish imitation at 'piety'. ⚇ But at least you believe in something. ⚇ I could still call you family in some stretch. ⚇ But purplebloods who REJECT faith altogether? ⚇ I wouldn't expect the majority of the other castes to understand the shine we have. ⚇ But you were HATCHED into it. ⚇ Raised with faith and devotion. ⚇ And you would reject it....with no substitute? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the glory of the Messiahs? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the promised Dark Carnival above? ⚇ Makes my skin fucking crawl. ⚇ Angels 3:33 - And if any godless motherfucker thought they’d make it away safe, you’ll teach them otherwise, my crafty bitches. To cullpit and paintpot with each and every. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture #SortOf #ThisIsMostlyMyThoughts ⚇

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Conviction 1:7-11 ⚇ "If your kin gets you sinning, cut them away, no true fucking family can they be. If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture #IFuckedUp ⚇

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A Truly Horrible Goose
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BLASTED!!!!!
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@despondentCompeer[DC]

3> #allhighbloods are evil. <3

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BLASTED!!!!!
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@despondentCompeer[DC]

3> Your religion is false and fake. <3

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Chittrclan
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@sweetestKitty[SK]

WEYOHN IS EVIW DONT BUY FWOM HEW!!! Pwus hew stupid magics fake anyways 3o:<

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₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ GET OUT OF MY REPLIES!!!੭

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₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ ₍ᐢ◌•̯̀ ㅅ•̯́◌ᐢ₎੭

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₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ I HOPE YOU DIE. I LIVED YOU FISH BITCH. ੭

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@gildedLivewire[GL]

gonna be hiittiing a lot of hot spots thiis week. miiiiiight be selliin'. hmu iif you're down to clown 🤡 🌿

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ ok well u don’t need a section for dat on my clock dats 24/7 watever mine is awesomer

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@awakefromAcheron[AA]

i think the ones here have had their barbs removed otherwise a lot of guests would get stabbed

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