Shazam Damned
@chattyCeazarnie
WRESTLER FOR THE SEROPHIN WRESTLING FEDERATION. FLY HIGH AND BRING THE THUNDER¡¡¡ THEY/THEM OR IT/ITS AFFILIATED WITH SWF. BUSINESS INQUIRIES TO THEIR EMAIL, NOT MINE¡
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ BLOOD 49:27 "rai2e yOur vOice2, lift them On high. fOr Our little baabea2t, whO2e blOOd i2 Oh 2O 2weet, let her ichOr be Our 2alvatiOn and an Offering tO thO2e mirthful twO. LET OUR KNIVE2 CARVE HER FLE2H AND PULL THE PIGMENT FROM HER VEIN2. drink my 2i2ter2. and drink deep." #viOlence #n2fwe #cannabali2m #clurch #mirthfulpO2ting #2cripture ○ ● ○
⚇ Amen, sister ⚇
WHOOP WHOOP TO THE TWO ABOVE¡
o°~teeheehee~°o preach, dearest cousin!~°o let us indulge both in prayer for those most mirthful above and in sweet, sweet ichor!~°o glub honk honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ REJOICE DEARE2T 2I2TER. 2weet ichOr abOund when the carnival cOme2 tO tOwn. ○ ● ○
AmEn AmEn sIstEr
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ GLORIOU2 PRAI2E 2I2TER. ○ ● ○
WHAT THE HELL IS A FIGHT NIGHT¿ IT SHOULD BE FIGHT NIGHT *EVERY* NIGHT- AND IT WILL BE, AS LONG AS YOU CATCH SWF KILLNIGHTS EVERY NIGHT AT 15 AM AIRING ON HICIPT, SPONSORED (AS ALWAYS) BY FAYGO¡ REPLENISH YOUR THIRST¡ REPLENISH YOUR MIRTH¡¡¡¡ #SPONSORED #SWF #SWFKILLNIGHTS #HICIPT #SPONSOREDBYFAYGO
\ c0rv1d ch1cks d0 N0T l00k l1ke cluckbeast ch1cks!! they d0n't even l00k REM0TELY s1m1lar! n0t all featherbeast ch1cks l00k the same! they're n0t all fluffballs! / \ 1 just saw that damn ph0t0sh0pped 1mage 0f a y0ung "c0rv1d" that's actually a cluckbeast. 1t was c1rculat1ng sweeps ag0. 1'm s00 fuck1ng t1red 0f 1t /
yea its fucked up when people think all birds look the exact same
i do and on a personal level
THIS THIS THIS!!!!!!!!!
SHOWING UP TO PUT THE BEATDOWN ON YVONNE 'MONSTER MUNCH' LOPERL TOLIGHT ON SWF KILLNIGHTS¡ GONNA MAKE ONE OF THE CROWD TAKE A PRO-SHOT, I'LL POST IT WHEN ITS OVER¡
CHILLING WITH MY LUSUS ON THE OUTER BRANCHES, WATCHING THE SNOW FALL. NEVER COULD'VE EVEN *IMAGINED* SNOW BACK ON ALTERNIA¡ I'VE REALLY COME TO LOVE IT THOUGH
IF KOOPEY THINKS THAT SHE CAN CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT ON *LIVE* TV WITHOUT A KICKBACK, SHE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING¡ I'M CALLING *HER* OUT, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. I WANT A MATCH AT TWELVE NIGHTS OF FIGHT NEXT MONTH IN KILLIGRAM CITY¡ YOU THINK YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS¿ BABY, YOU AIN'T SEEN EVEN A SPECK YET¡ #SWF #CALLOUT #PROMO
FIGURED I'D SHOW OFF MY LUSUS OUTSIDE OF MY PFP. ISN'T SHE THE FUCKIN' BEST¿ SHE'S A PUREBRED FANCY SCREECHFOWL¡ I SNAPPED THIS PIC OF HER DURING SECOND SPRING BACK ON ALTERNIA. BUT SHE HASN'T GROWN MUCH SINCE THEN, HONESTLY¡ HA HA HA HA¡¡ HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0500270BB341.WEBP
she is. so pprettyy she llookss llikee. iinsteadd of ppipipii she ssayss eeeaaa!
HAHA HELL YEAH¡ SHE OFTEN PUFFS HER NECK FEATHERS REAL BIG AND GOES, LIKE. "EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA¡"
SLASH OR PASS¿ ALWAYS ALWAYS SLASH¡¡¡ I'LL PULL YOUR INNARDS OUT WHERE YOUR EYES ARE¡ #VIOLENCE
#pass i don't have a blade #bucketslashorpass #suggestive
MOOOOOOOOOOOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSSSS¡¡¡¡¡ THAT'S FUCKIN' RIGHT, YOU WANTED IT, YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT IT¡ SHAZAM "BLAM" DAMNED HAS FINALLY HOPPED THE WAGON AND GOT ITSELF A CHITTR. FOLLOW ME HERE FOR SWC NEWS, LOWDOWN ON FUTURE MATCHES AND MUSINGS ON THE HOLY VIOLENCE. WHOOP WHOOP AND MMFWCL TO ALL MY FAM OUT THERE, HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE STANDS NEXT WEEKEND WHEN I GO UP AGAINST PAWNEE 'THE HOOFBEAST' SEBAST. I'M GONNA WRECK THAT LIL' MOTHERFUCKERS SHINS INTO NEXT FUCKIN' SWEEP¡ #SWF #WRESTLING #HONKHONK #SPONSOREDBYFAYGO