Shazam Damned
@chattyCeazarnie
WRESTLER FOR THE SEROPHIN WRESTLING FEDERATION. FLY HIGH AND BRING THE THUNDER¡¡¡ THEY/THEM OR IT/ITS AFFILIATED WITH SWF. BUSINESS INQUIRIES TO THEIR EMAIL, NOT MINE¡
WHAT THE HELL IS A FIGHT NIGHT¿ IT SHOULD BE FIGHT NIGHT *EVERY* NIGHT- AND IT WILL BE, AS LONG AS YOU CATCH SWF KILLNIGHTS EVERY NIGHT AT 15 AM AIRING ON HICIPT, SPONSORED (AS ALWAYS) BY FAYGO¡ REPLENISH YOUR THIRST¡ REPLENISH YOUR MIRTH¡¡¡¡ #SPONSORED #SWF #SWFKILLNIGHTS #HICIPT #SPONSOREDBYFAYGO
SHOWING UP TO PUT THE BEATDOWN ON YVONNE 'MONSTER MUNCH' LOPERL TOLIGHT ON SWF KILLNIGHTS¡ GONNA MAKE ONE OF THE CROWD TAKE A PRO-SHOT, I'LL POST IT WHEN ITS OVER¡
CHILLING WITH MY LUSUS ON THE OUTER BRANCHES, WATCHING THE SNOW FALL. NEVER COULD'VE EVEN *IMAGINED* SNOW BACK ON ALTERNIA¡ I'VE REALLY COME TO LOVE IT THOUGH
IF KOOPEY THINKS THAT SHE CAN CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT ON *LIVE* TV WITHOUT A KICKBACK, SHE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING¡ I'M CALLING *HER* OUT, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. I WANT A MATCH AT TWELVE NIGHTS OF FIGHT NEXT MONTH IN KILLIGRAM CITY¡ YOU THINK YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS¿ BABY, YOU AIN'T SEEN EVEN A SPECK YET¡ #SWF #CALLOUT #PROMO
FIGURED I'D SHOW OFF MY LUSUS OUTSIDE OF MY PFP. ISN'T SHE THE FUCKIN' BEST¿ SHE'S A PUREBRED FANCY SCREECHFOWL¡ I SNAPPED THIS PIC OF HER DURING SECOND SPRING BACK ON ALTERNIA. BUT SHE HASN'T GROWN MUCH SINCE THEN, HONESTLY¡ HA HA HA HA¡¡ HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0500270BB341.WEBP
she is. so pprettyy she llookss llikee. iinsteadd of ppipipii she ssayss eeeaaa!
HAHA HELL YEAH¡ SHE OFTEN PUFFS HER NECK FEATHERS REAL BIG AND GOES, LIKE. "EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA¡"
SLASH OR PASS¿ ALWAYS ALWAYS SLASH¡¡¡ I'LL PULL YOUR INNARDS OUT WHERE YOUR EYES ARE¡ #VIOLENCE
#pass i don't have a blade #bucketslashorpass #suggestive
MOOOOOOOOOOOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSSSS¡¡¡¡¡ THAT'S FUCKIN' RIGHT, YOU WANTED IT, YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT IT¡ SHAZAM "BLAM" DAMNED HAS FINALLY HOPPED THE WAGON AND GOT ITSELF A CHITTR. FOLLOW ME HERE FOR SWC NEWS, LOWDOWN ON FUTURE MATCHES AND MUSINGS ON THE HOLY VIOLENCE. WHOOP WHOOP AND MMFWCL TO ALL MY FAM OUT THERE, HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE STANDS NEXT WEEKEND WHEN I GO UP AGAINST PAWNEE 'THE HOOFBEAST' SEBAST. I'M GONNA WRECK THAT LIL' MOTHERFUCKERS SHINS INTO NEXT FUCKIN' SWEEP¡ #SWF #WRESTLING #HONKHONK #SPONSOREDBYFAYGO