Shazam Damned
@chattyCeazarnie
WRESTLER FOR THE SEROPHIN WRESTLING FEDERATION. FLY HIGH AND BRING THE THUNDER¡¡¡ HE/HIM, THEY/THEM OR IT/ITS AFFILIATED WITH SWF. BUSINESS INQUIRIES TO THEIR EMAIL, NOT MINE¡
NOW ALL UP AND LISTENING: SOUNDGARDEN - BLACK HOLE SUN
I CAN'T WAIT, I CAN'T WAIT¡¡¡ I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN'T FIND SOME PRETTY RUSTIE TO LURE BACK MY WAY. TALK ALL PRETTY. WRING THEY NECK SO FUCKIN' GOOD.
AWWW, YOU WANT ME TO CLIMB FURTHER UP THE LADDER¿ I'LL TAKE ANY MOTHERFUCKER. MAYBE I'LL EVEN TAKE YOU.
W[][]at an entertaining t[][]oug[][]t. All I’m saying is, it would [][]ardly be a c[][]allenge for you.
[][]m. A waste of power, as it would be akin to brus[][]ing an insect off your arm. I believe your lot call us "s[][]it under your [][]eel"?
DAMN STRAIGHT¡ BUT LIKE...SOMETIMES ITS SUPER FUCKIN' FUN TO KILL INSECTS. LIKE FRYING COLONYCREATURES UNDER A MAGNIFYING GLASS¡
AGHHHHHH I'M BORED, I'M BORED, I'M BORED¡ HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT TO GET MY HANDS ON A MOTHERFUCKER¿¡ I NEED TO WRESTLE¡¡¡
MORE LOWBLOODS SHOULD BECOME WRESTLERS¡ THE MORE THAT HOP IN THE RING, THE MORE OF THEIR WARM ASS BLOOD I CAN SPLATTER IN THE NAME OF THE MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKERS ABOVE¡ #VIOLENCE #FUCKYEAH¡
CHANGED THE PFP. YOU KNOW I LOVE MY MOMMA AND ALL BUT FIGURED Y'ALL WOULD WANNA SEE MY PRETTY FACE A WHOLE LOT MORE¡¡¡
SOME STUPID LITTLE WRIGGLER CAME UP ASKING FOR AN AUTOGRAPH¡ UH, NEWS FLASH KIDDO, SHAZAM DOESN'T *DO* THAT SHIT¡ HE'D KNOW THAT IF HE WERE A REAL FAN. FOR THE CRIME OF BEING A LOWBLOOD WEENIE, CULLED THAT MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HE STOOD HAH HAH HAHHHH¡¡
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE FROM LAST NIGHT'S SWF: BLOOD ARENA¿ MY EXPERT HURRICANRANA, JOYLOK'S BACKBREAKER, OR LOCKHE'S CAMPANA¿¡
CATCH ME THIS TYRIANSDAY DOWN AT THE SWF GRAND ARENA¡ NO WRESTLING, I'M AFRAID, BUT I'LL BE DOING A Q&A AND SIGNING FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KEEP UP AND IN THE KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING SHAZAM DAMNED¡¡¡¡
GONNA BE HAVING A SPECIAL SMACKDOWN UP ON CARNIE SHIP: THE FREAKSHOW THIS THORNSDAY FOR A SPECIAL EXHIBITION FOR THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD¡ SEE YOU THERE, FIGHTING FANS¡
AGHHH THERE'S TOO MUCH NICE, WAY TOO MUCH NICE¡ SOME OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO REMEMBER THAT WE'RE TROLLS¿ CAPITAL T-R-O-L-L-S TROLLS¿ ALL THIS CAMPFIRE MUSHY PUSHER SHIT MEANS NOTHING IN THE RING¡ AND YOU CAN SEE EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE MISSING EVERY MOURNSDAY AT 4AM, ONLY ON CHANNEL 6.84-KILLER¡
¥øu døn’t enjøy that møre płacid trøłłs puts yøu cłøser tø the tøp percentage øf “mean” ønes? Ałternativeły, have yøu cønsidered that inside “the ring” these trøłłs cøułd drøp the nice behaviør ałtøgether and dispłay cønsummate cruełty?
THE LESS '''NICE''' TROLLS THERE ARE, THE MORE OPPONENTS I HAVE. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT, BUDDY¡
HAHAHA SEEING SOME OF THE BLUEBLOODY WATCHERS OUT TOLIGHT¡ AWWW, WHAT'S THE MATTER, CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE BLOOD¿
WHATTUP, WRESTLING FANS¿¡ NEWS FROM THE FOUR CORNERS¡ AFTER SOME TIME OFF FOR AN INJURY (WEEEEAAAK, I KNOW), I'M FINALLY FIGHTING FIT AGAIN AND READY TO WREAK HAVOC IN THE RING. PEEP THE PROMO-SHOOT, MOTHERFUCKERS¡ HOPE TO SEE YOU ON THE BIG SCREEN OR DOWN IN THE STADIUM REAL SOON¡ I'M RUNNING UP FOR MY BELT¡
WHAT THE HELL IS A FIGHT NIGHT¿ IT SHOULD BE FIGHT NIGHT *EVERY* NIGHT- AND IT WILL BE, AS LONG AS YOU CATCH SWF KILLNIGHTS EVERY NIGHT AT 15 AM AIRING ON HICIPT, SPONSORED (AS ALWAYS) BY FAYGO¡ REPLENISH YOUR THIRST¡ REPLENISH YOUR MIRTH¡¡¡¡ #SPONSORED #SWF #SWFKILLNIGHTS #HICIPT #SPONSOREDBYFAYGO
SHOWING UP TO PUT THE BEATDOWN ON YVONNE 'MONSTER MUNCH' LOPERL TOLIGHT ON SWF KILLNIGHTS¡ GONNA MAKE ONE OF THE CROWD TAKE A PRO-SHOT, I'LL POST IT WHEN ITS OVER¡
CHILLING WITH MY LUSUS ON THE OUTER BRANCHES, WATCHING THE SNOW FALL. NEVER COULD'VE EVEN *IMAGINED* SNOW BACK ON ALTERNIA¡ I'VE REALLY COME TO LOVE IT THOUGH
IF KOOPEY THINKS THAT SHE CAN CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT ON *LIVE* TV WITHOUT A KICKBACK, SHE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING¡ I'M CALLING *HER* OUT, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. I WANT A MATCH AT TWELVE NIGHTS OF FIGHT NEXT MONTH IN KILLIGRAM CITY¡ YOU THINK YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS¿ BABY, YOU AIN'T SEEN EVEN A SPECK YET¡ #SWF #CALLOUT #PROMO
FIGURED I'D SHOW OFF MY LUSUS OUTSIDE OF MY PFP. ISN'T SHE THE FUCKIN' BEST¿ SHE'S A PUREBRED FANCY SCREECHFOWL¡ I SNAPPED THIS PIC OF HER DURING SECOND SPRING BACK ON ALTERNIA. BUT SHE HASN'T GROWN MUCH SINCE THEN, HONESTLY¡ HA HA HA HA¡¡ HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0500270BB341.WEBP
she is. so pprettyy she llookss llikee. iinsteadd of ppipipii she ssayss eeeaaa!
HAHA HELL YEAH¡ SHE OFTEN PUFFS HER NECK FEATHERS REAL BIG AND GOES, LIKE. "EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA¡"
SLASH OR PASS¿ ALWAYS ALWAYS SLASH¡¡¡ I'LL PULL YOUR INNARDS OUT WHERE YOUR EYES ARE¡ #VIOLENCE
#pass i don't have a blade #bucketslashorpass #suggestive
MOOOOOOOOOOOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSSSS¡¡¡¡¡ THAT'S FUCKIN' RIGHT, YOU WANTED IT, YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT IT¡ SHAZAM "BLAM" DAMNED HAS FINALLY HOPPED THE WAGON AND GOT ITSELF A CHITTR. FOLLOW ME HERE FOR SWC NEWS, LOWDOWN ON FUTURE MATCHES AND MUSINGS ON THE HOLY VIOLENCE. WHOOP WHOOP AND MMFWCL TO ALL MY FAM OUT THERE, HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE STANDS NEXT WEEKEND WHEN I GO UP AGAINST PAWNEE 'THE HOOFBEAST' SEBAST. I'M GONNA WRECK THAT LIL' MOTHERFUCKERS SHINS INTO NEXT FUCKIN' SWEEP¡ #SWF #WRESTLING #HONKHONK #SPONSOREDBYFAYGO