⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest piety. Find me. Please." ⚇ ⚇ This is one of few entries in Hot Shit that wasn't by a Grand Highblood. This was from a Cardinal, known only to time as Cardinal Ganzfeld when the adults were exiled off planet for the first time. It didn't happen all at once, there just wasn't enough ships. ⚇ So they did it in waves. ⚇ Sending motherfuckers out to their kin in space. ⚇ ...No one knows what became of the Cardinal. ⚇ Or their moirail. ⚇ Lots of trolls got kinda...lost? To the system? In that period? ⚇ All we have left is this letter. ⚇ I like to think they found one another. ⚇ On some distant colony, far, far away from here. ⚇ They found one another. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
Oh, brilliant! :|
⚇ As much as I'm enjoying the displays of quadrant dynamics goin' on here ⚇ What with the quadrant corners goin' up against quadrant corners and all ⚇ I would ask that you take it offa my scripture? ⚇
I do apologize for the mess, Isidor. The verse was charming.
⚇ Awww, thanks :8) ⚇
some of this sounds very similar to a story i like about aliens... maybe the author was secretly alternian? XP
SIGH. HERE I AM, BURYING MY SNIFFSTUMP IN ONE OF THE PASSAGES FROM HOT SHIT, YET AGAIN. AS IF I CAN'T SHOVEL THIS SHIT INTO MY GAPING MAW FAST ENOUGH. KURLOZ, YOU SORRY BASTARD, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR HOOKING ME ON THIS RELIGIOUS QUADSLOP. SINCE YOUR COMMENTS SECTION IS APPARENTLY FULL OF A NEVER-ENDING SLEW OF PESSIMISTIC SADSACKS HELL-BENT ON ASSURING YOU THAT THESE TWO COULD ONLY HAVE EVER BEEN DOOMED AS FUCK, I'LL STICK TO MY CONTRARIAN GUNS BY POSITING AN IDEA TO THE CONTRARY. INDULGE ME THIS FACTOID, GIVEN HOW MANY TIME-TRAVELERS, SPACE PLAYERS, AND ~ATH NERDS I'M ADJACENT TO. THE CRUX OF QUANTUM COMPUTING IS BASED ON QUBITS, WHICH IS A BIT THAT CAN BE BOTH ONE AND ZERO AT THE SAME TIME. THE REASON THEY CAN BE USED FOR COMPUTING IS BECAUSE QUBITS ARE PARTICLES THAT CAN ACTUALLY LINK UP WITH EACH OTHER. AND WHEN THEY DO, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FAR APART THEY ARE, EVEN IF THEY'RE ON OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE — IF ONE EXPERIENCES A CHANGE, SO DOES THE OTHER. THEY MIRROR THE OTHER. THEY RESONATE WITH THE OTHER. ALWAYS. IT'S CALLED "ENTANGLEMENT." THERE IS NO FUCKDAMN WAY YOU CAN GET AN ENTRY IN THE FUCKING CLIBLE WITHOUT BEING AT LEAST A *LITTLE* BIT ENTANGLED. DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT WHETHER THEY FOUND EACH OTHER OR NOT. I DON'T THINK THEY WERE EVER APART.
⚇ Daaaamn, motherfucker... ⚇ You ever thought on coming over, being a guest schoolfeeder to my kids? ⚇ You got that analysis noise on fuckin' lock, my brother. ⚇
RELAX, BUDDY. I'M JUST A LAYTROLL, I DON'T ACTUALLY PRACTICE THIS STUFF. LET'S JUST SAY I HAD AN UNEXPECTED TEACHER. AND WE BOTH THINK YOU'RE DOING ALRIGHT AT THIS. TWO PRONGSTUMPS UP. THERE. MY CRUMB OF PRAISE. TAKE IT AND GO.
⚇ Mysterious, miraculous motherfucker... ⚇ Aight then, you got it. ⚇ But you's always welcome 'round if you want more scripture to chew on, brother. ⚇