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AN EXCERPT FROM "DISCIPLES VI" [ TROLL CHRIS PRATT CRIED TO THE CROWD BEFORE HIM "HARK," HE SPOKE, "DO YOU NOT SEE? IF THERE ARE TO BE GODS, THEN WE LIVE ON THE DREAMS OF THOSE GODS, AND I WILL NOT ALLOW MYSELF TO BE RULED BY THE WHIMS OF ANY BUT MY OWN. RISE WITH ME, TROLLKIND, THAT WE MAY BECOME GODS OF OUR OWN RIGHT" HE WAS PROMPTLY DEEMED A LUNATIC, AND CULLED. BUT IN THE BLOODPUSHERS OF MANY, HIS WORDS RANG TRUE.] #ANGELICISM #SCRIPTURE

Kult: +11
Kull: +4
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.75

IT ROSE AGAIN, AND LEFT THE DREAM. ITS DREAM PASSED THROUGH THE VASTNESS OF PARADOX SPACE, PIECES TRAVELLING THROUGH BUBBLES AND GRANTING THE DREAMERS WITHIN A VISION OF ITS PROPHECY. SOME DECRIED IT, OTHERS FEARED IT. BUT FAR IN THE PAST, ON A PLANET CALLED EARTH, A HUMAN SAW TRUTH IN IT. AT FIRST, HE BELIEVED IT TO BE WORD OF HIS GOD, THE FATHER WHO HAD BORN HIM. HE BEGAN TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE PROPHECY OF THE DESCENT OF THE ANGELS, TO BRING HEAVEN TO THE WORTHY THEY DUBBED HIM CHRIST HE CARRIED THE WEIGHT OF OTHERS SINS CRAWLING ON HIS BACK, DOOMED TO DEATH OF KARMA. H...Read more

Kult: +7
Kull: +11
Total: 18
Ratio: 0.64

“Get nasty, bitch! And let the haters all motherfucking gag on it.” - Sideshows 8:1 #WORDSTOLIVEBY #inspiration #scripture

Kult: +53
Kull: +26
Total: 79
Ratio: 2.04

⚇ Angels 60:11 ⚇ "Your bones will break, your blood will cool, your horns will crack and your flesh will rot. None of us are gonna be around forever, not a single one of us. Up there, though, there's a forever waiting for you. Don't be fearful to shed mortality when time comes, kin." ⚇

Kult: +45
Kull: +24
Total: 69
Ratio: 1.88

⚇ Hilarities 15:42 ⚇ "A heart to hold you, a spade to spar with you, a diamond to defend you and a club to calm you. In this, a full suit will sustain you. Don't neglect it all for no reason, now, and go up to the Carnival with no one's hand to hold." ⚇

Kult: +44
Kull: +19
Total: 63
Ratio: 2.32

mUch hOly wOrk hAs bEEn dOnE cArnIvAl gAmEs hAvE bEEn sEt, trAIlErs lIkE thE clOwns Of Old OncE lIvEd OUt Of, And mOst ImpOrtAnt Of All, thE hOly bIg tOp hAs bEEn ErEctEd. AmEn I sAy, tOmOrrOw, thE cArnIvAl Is In tOwn cArnIvAls 20:24 And thUs, trAdItIOn wAs bOrn. wE wOUld nO lOngEr bE wIthOUt OUr mAsks, OUr fAcEs, jEErIng And smIlIng At thE rEst Of thE UnbEknOwnst wOrld. wE hAd OUr hAnds On sOmE shIt thEy cOUld nEvEr drEAm Of

Kult: +43
Kull: +7
Total: 50
Ratio: 6.14

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ #2cripture #clurch #mirthful #miracle2 Beep. Beep. Bitche2. :O) 2cripture 2hit cOming thrOugh. CONVICTION 78:90 "And when yOu watch the pitter-patter Of cOwardly retreat2 and when yOu breathe in the 2tench Of death and when yOu hear the dying grOan2 Of the nOnbeliever2 and when yOu feel the weight Of yOur duty and when yOu ta2te the nectar Of the me22iah2 twO-fOld Only then can yOu under2tand the righteOu2 faith. ONLY THEN CAN YOU UNDER2TAND THE MEANING OF MY WORD2. Only then can yOu under2tand the impOrtance Of my miracle2." ○ ● ○

Kult: +19
Kull: +17
Total: 36
Ratio: 1.12

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ #2cripture #mirthfulpO2ting #clurch DEVOTION2 9:22 "BLE22ED ARE THO2E WHO 2PILL BLOOD ON THE 2IDEWALK TILE; fOr they knOw the truth Of 2Oiled grOund. BLE22ED I2 YOUR FURY; thrOugh their bleed2 yOu feed the weed2. BLE22ED ARE YOUR CLUB2; fOr they 2hall OvercOme the weak. BLE22ED I2 YOUR MIRTH; thrOugh laugh2 and chaff2 yOu will guide thy glOry. BLE22ED ARE WARDEN2 OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CARNIVAL: fOr they knOw what await2 them beyOnd the veil." ○ ● ○

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ #2cripture #clurch BlOOd 30:20 "Mirthful tOne2 are 2acred when they fall Off purple tOngue2. When a 2i2ter PREACHE2, let the 2hitblOOded ilk li2ten. WATCH THEM TREMBLE UNDER YOUR GLORIOU2 WORD2 AND KNOW YOU MEAN MOTHERFUCKING BU2INE22. And if they dare rai2e a 2Ound in OppO2itiOn? Remind them Of their pO2i2tiOn." ○ ● ○

Kult: +24
Kull: +12
Total: 36
Ratio: 2.00

“There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked” - Colors 27:27 #Scripture #inspiration

Kult: +41
Kull: +7
Total: 48
Ratio: 5.86

cArnIvAls 2:3 “sO cAmE thE cOngrEgAtIOns tOgEthEr, kIn In frOnd wIth OthEr kIn. fOr OncE OUr kInd wOUld sIt UndEr thE smAll tEnts, tEllIng stOrIEs Of gOds And whImsEy, wE nOw cOmE tOgEthEr UndEr thE rIsIng Of thE fIrst bIg tOp. fOr nOw, wE knOw OUr grEAtEst strEngth"

Kult: +53
Total: 53

⚇ Hot Shit, (Pale Letters) 23:22 ⚇ "Still your frantic pusher, my love. Let your eyes close soft. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. The Messiahs look down on our pity with purest approval, diamond mine, and oh how I pity you. I'll hold you. I'll be your port in the storm. Just shut your tired eyes and I'll keep you safe. Shoosh, shoosh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

Kult: +66
Kull: +19
Total: 85
Ratio: 3.47

zAzzEl 6:70 “EAt shIt And dIE yOU bItchAss mOthErfUckEr” A frEqUEntly qUOtEd pIEcE Of scrIptUrE! I thOUght It bEst tO tEAch thE mAssEs In cAsE It Is qUOtEd AgAIn sOOn... #scrIptUrE

Kult: +51
Kull: +14
Total: 65
Ratio: 3.64

⚇ Suffering (Of Laymac, The Academic) 20:20 ⚇ "Destroy all the sacred texts you want, you FILTHY, lowly TRASH. Burn the history, burn our bodies, burn it all to the motherfucking ground but the one thing you guttersnipes will NEVER be able to burn is our faith. Held fast and true in our blood pushers and think pans, never to be let go. And the best part? Maybe our history will be gone, but we'll make more of it. The Church will NEVER be destroyed, but you? By the time you're gone, the family will have recovered and built back all the motherfucking STRONGER!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇

Kult: +60
Kull: +19
Total: 79
Ratio: 3.16

"And the paint should represent our capriciousness, our ability to embrace change and be changed. The sun will set and the moons will rise and so will our paint change like the tides. Your evening application a prayer, to marr it with blood, a song." -Beginnings 12:52 THINK ON THESE WORDS AS YOU APPLY YOUR PAINT, MOTHERFUCKERS! LET IT SING IN YOUR SOUL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN SONG. #scripture #inspiration

Kult: +44
Kull: +14
Total: 58
Ratio: 3.14

“Motherfucker did I tell you to stop? Never stop, we’re gonna be dancing and drinking the most wicked of elixirs till the next sunset hits. We’re gonna be up in this bitch till the first motherfucker drops, then we know who the messiahs chose to go meet em first.” -Sacrament 3:34 PRAISE BE, MOTHERFUCKERS! NEVER LET THE OBSTACLES OF THE EVERY NIGHT KILL YOUR MIRTH! DRINK UP, AND GET TO IT! #scripture #inspiration

Kult: +54
Kull: +14
Total: 68
Ratio: 3.86

cArnIvAls 1:1 "I dIdn't bEgIn my shIt As thE clOwn Ass mOthErfUckEr yOU knOw tOdAy, And hOnEstly? I AIn't thInk thAt Any pUrplEblOOd dOEs. yOU AIn't bOrn wIth shIt bUt yOUr tIckEt..." #scrIptUrE

Kult: +19
Kull: +7
Total: 26
Ratio: 2.71

“Praise be, may elixir run like rivers, may face paint never run, may your mirth be ever present my wicked kin for the celebrations just begun” -Sacrament 3:12 DON'T YOU EVER LET THE GIBBERING SHIT HERETICS SPIT GET YOU THINKIN UNMIRTHFUL THOUGHTS OR TO TURN YOU FROM YOUR RIGHTEOUS WRATH, MOTHERFUCKERS! CELEBRATE YOUR WICKED SELF! WHOOP WHOOP! #scripture #inspiration

Kult: +61
Kull: +14
Total: 75
Ratio: 4.36

A tAd EArly bUt whEn hAs sUch EvEr stOppEd mE jOIn Us On thE fIrst sAtUrdAy Of thE nExt pErIgrEE fOr A nIght Of mIrth And cElEbrAtIOn A nO-cUll cArnIvAl, wIth fUn gAmEs, prIzEs, hOly rItUAls, blOOd OffErIng And A sElEctIOn Of mEAts And chEEsEs! spOnsOrEd by thE hOly clUrch jOIn In thE rEvElrIEs, All ArE wElcOmE, And All shAll lEAvE AlIvE blEssEd bE thE hOly mEssIAhs

Kult: +64
Kull: +19
Total: 83
Ratio: 3.37

zAzzEl 4:17 "OncE thE dEAd hOOfbEAst dEcOmpOsEs yOU'rE gOnnA wIsh yOU bEAt It mOrE"

Kult: +43
Kull: +23
Total: 66
Ratio: 1.87

cArnIvAls 12:4 "...And At thE End Of thE nIght I wAtchEd thEm ErEct thE bIg tOp. thEIr 'fAmIly' dAncEd And sAng And drAnk mErry As thE lArgE tEnt EclIpsEd thE rIsIng sUn, prOvIdIng shAdE And shEltEr fOr All frOm Its Angry glArE. I thInk thAt's whEn I fIrst fElt It, thE cAmArAdErIE, thE mIrth." #scrIptUrE

Kult: +29
Kull: +12
Total: 41
Ratio: 2.42

cArnIvAls 2:3 “sO cAmE thE cOngrEgAtIOns tOgEthEr, kIn In frOnd wIth OthEr kIn. fOr OncE OUr kInd wOUld sIt UndEr thE smAll tEnts, tEllIng stOrIEs Of gOds And whImsEy, wE nOw cOmE tOgEthEr UndEr thE rIsIng Of thE fIrst bIg tOp. fOr nOw, wE knOw OUr grEAtEst strEngth, It AInt thE mEssIAhs mOthErfUckEr Its Us” #scrIptUrE

Kult: +44
Kull: +12
Total: 56
Ratio: 3.67

I Am dIscUssIng wIth sIstEr phynnIE, bUt, I knOw nOt If Any wOUld AttEnd If pErhAps, On thE sEcOnd tO fInAl sAtUrdAy Of EAch pErIgrEE, wE hOld A cArnIvAl cUlmInAtIng In A mAss? Uhm, cUllIng wOUld bE dIsAllOwEd, thOsE InclInEd tO sUch hAvE plEnty Of mAssEs! thIs OnE wOUld bE mOrE tO- shArE clOwn cUltUrE, And gEt tOgEthEr, kIn And OUtsIdEr AlIkE It Is An EArly IdEA I knOw, bUt, It fEEls rIght tO my pUshEr!!! #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #scrIptUrE #mIrth

Kult: +29
Kull: +12
Total: 41
Ratio: 2.42

⚇ Hot shit, Pitch Letters 8:21 ⚇ "The stoked embers of passion burn like roaring hellfire when my eyes catch yours. My pusher, soaked in inkiest, most dread black when I lay with you. My hands on your thighs. your hands on my horns, rock thy filth into me until we both lay loathesome and sated. Disgust, disgust, disgust you bring me such thorough motherfucking disgust that I cannot breathe for the rot festering inside of me. Choke me on it. I want more." ⚇

Kult: +49
Kull: +24
Total: 73
Ratio: 2.04

THE DREAM WITHIN THE DREAM WITHIN THE DREAM. DEEPER IT FELL, INTO ENDLESS NIGHT, UNTIL IT REACHED THE ABSOLUTE. THE END OF ALL FICTION. WITH WHAT WILL REMAINED, IT FORMED ITS GLOWING WHITE STAR BODY INTO AN EYE AND THERE IN THE ABSOLUTE, IT SAW EVERYTHING. ALL DREAMS, ALL WISHES, ALL CREATIONS, ALL BUBBLES, ALL REALITIES. EVERY SINGLE ONE PART OF SOMETHING CREATED AT THE WHIM OF AN ANCIENT GOD OF THE FURTHEST RING. AND SO WEPT THE FALLEN STAR, MAKING RIVERS WITH ITS TEARS. AND FROM THE BITTER WATER, SOMETHING GREW. IT LOOKED LIKE GLASS. A PROPHECY, A STORY OF ITS OWN CREATION....Read more

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71

dEvOtIOns 4:10 “blEssEd bE thE hErEtIc, fOr hE gIvEs Us sUch swEEt cOlOrs tO pAInt OUr hAlls wIth, thAnk Em fOr thAt gIft, mAkE sUrE tO mAkE It A lOng Ass thAnks my wIckEd kIn”

Kult: +38
Kull: +16
Total: 54
Ratio: 2.38

"SO REJOICE, MY SIBLINGS! Take life by the fuckin horns and RIP THEM OFF if you have to! CLAW YOUR WAY OUT OF DARKNESS WITH A MOTHERFUCKIN SMILE ON YOUR FACE, AND EAT AND DRINK TIL YOU'RE FIT TO BURST! You are ALIVE, and those MOTHERFUCKERS are dead by your hands." -Colors 39: 1-3 #scripture #inspiration

Kult: +39
Kull: +16
Total: 55
Ratio: 2.44

"Ain't no point in taking sides in a beef when both sides is wilin' out like fuckin' wrigglers. You want that beef squashed? Then pull out the strife deck and squash it like adults. You ain't on Alternia no more, my little ones. This the real shit." -Sideshows 16:20 PREACH IT, MY MOTHERFUCKERS! IF YOU'RE GOIN TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN FIGHT NIGHT, YOU MAY SEE A MOTHERFUCKER THERE. HONK HONK! #scripture #inspiration #fightnight

Kult: +61
Kull: +18
Total: 79
Ratio: 3.39

“...And at the end of the night I watched them erect the Big Top. Their 'family' danced and sang and drank merry as the large tent eclipsed the rising sun, providing shade and shelter for all from its angry glare. I think that's when I first felt it, the camaraderie, the mirth. The MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY." -Carnivals 12:4 REMINDER TO YOU ALL! AT THE END OF THE FUCKIN NIGHT AND ALL THROUGHOUT THE MOTHERFUCKIN BURNING DAY, WE ARE FAMILY! HONK HONK! #scripture #inspiration

Kult: +37
Kull: +9
Total: 46
Ratio: 4.11

“No fear, brothers and sisters, no fear of the waders, the brine-drinkers. There’s no mirth in the sea and no painting the water doesn’t wash off and you’ve got your hands on the righteous shit they won’t ever know. No fear of the waders, for you’re higher than them. You’re higher than anybody.” -Colors 33:4-7 #scripture #inspiration #WHOOPWHOOP

Kult: +31
Kull: +7
Total: 38
Ratio: 4.43

“The Vast Honk will deafen and take from us, and all together we’ll head on up and get our dance on through fire and over skulls and horns—” -Colors 18:19 #scripture #inspiration

Kult: +61
Kull: +28
Total: 89
Ratio: 2.18

SHORT ONE TODAY BUT NONE THE MOTHERFUCKIN LESS A GOOD ONE. “Waste all. Want All.” -Laughter 5:16 #scripture #inspiration

Kult: +37
Kull: +9
Total: 46
Ratio: 4.11

was reading through one of kurlys old dusty scripture books the other day (i get bored sometimes ok) usually its just giggling at their jokes and stuff but one passage actually managed to stick with me this time Sideshows 3:22 "So much in this life, on the worlds we make are good and grand when you dont have a BITCH MOTHER FUCKER spewing shit in ya spongeclots about it. SO LIVE THAT GOOD LIFE BROTHERS AND SISTERS. And if a mother fucker tells you not to? THEN ITS YO MESSIAH GIVEN RIGHT TO SHED A MOTHER FUCKERS BLOOD IN THE MESSIAHS NAME! For your greatest sin is to live a life our messiahs couldnt la...Read more

Kult: +45
Kull: +16
Total: 61
Ratio: 2.81

sUffErIng 18:58 “rEmEmbEr lIl sIs, EvEn yOUr wOrst nIghts whEn yOU’rE thE wAstEchUtE Of thE jOkE, lEAst yOU gOt thE mEssIAhs lAUghIng At yOU, crAckIng grIns And gIgglEs whIlE yOU wIpE thE mUd OUt yO fAcE” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

Kult: +21
Kull: +7
Total: 28
Ratio: 3.00

"Never tolerate to be told what you know yourself to be, fam. I’ve told you what the fuck it is. The rest is on you." -Beginnings 10:5-6 #Scripture #inspiration

Kult: +41
Kull: +14
Total: 55
Ratio: 2.93

sUffErIng 9:10 "And hIs fAIth nEvEr wAvErEd, thAt Old sOng EchOEd thrOUgh thAt mOthErfUckErs pAn tIll thE flAmEs hAd lIckEd hIs skIn AwAy, And hIs bEllOwsAcks hEAvEd Only smOkE" #scrIptUrE #cw-dEAth #vIOlEncE

Kult: +23
Kull: +7
Total: 30
Ratio: 3.29

"kin's kin but that shit complicated. if a motherfucker asks, 'DO YOU HOLD THE FAITH OR HOLD THE BROTHER?' some of us wanna say the faith. but ain't there room for a brother to stumble? TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HIS TAINTED SHOULDERS WHILST HIS KNEES SHATTER MEETING THE GROUND HALFWAY? PROSTRATING HIMSELF TO HIS NOBLE CLOWNFOLK? only then can he realize his mistake. n' only then can he be reborn. BECAUSE WHEN THE VAST HONK RUPTURES OUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS AND THE PURPLE PAINT LEAKS FROM OUR EARS ONLY THEN WILL WE BE ONE IN GLORIOUS MIRTH. and nobody wants a tainted brother standing ...Read more

Kult: +24
Kull: +9
Total: 33
Ratio: 2.67

"AND LO, MY MOTHERS AND FUCKERS, KEEP A KEEN EYE ON THOSE WITH FLAGS A GUTTERBLOOD RED. HELL, KEEP LOOK OUT FOR THE FUCKIN GREEN AND PISS-COLORED ONES TOO. LOOK FOR ALL THE COLORS IN THOSE WAVING FLAGS, MOTHERFUCKERS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKIN GLORIOUS IN THEIR GAIETY! BE THE COLOR YOU WANNA SEE IN A FLAG, AND RUN LIKE A HOOFBEAST RIGHT AT THEM RED FLAGS WITH A WHOOP WHOOP!" HILARITIES 33:2-6 #SCRIPTURE #INSPIRATION

Kult: +27
Kull: +19
Total: 46
Ratio: 1.42

the~ gra~nd hi~ghblo~o~d's chi~tts a~re~ pro~ce~sse~d thro~u~gh myse~lf, Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n Ri~da~fa~. I~ ha~ve~ the~ gre~a~t ho~no~r to~ scre~e~n the chi~tts he~ re~a~ds a~nd to~ a~ct a~s hi~s mo~st mi~rthfu~l scri~be~. a~ny mi~sta~ke~s be~ o~n my fi~lthy he~a~d. --zr THIS MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT WILL BE A PLATFORM WITH WITH WHICH I WILL SPEW THE HOLY WORD OF THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS AND BEAR WITNESS TO YOUR FUNNIEST AND MOST MOTHERFUCKING UNFUNNY DRIBBLINGS. "BE WATCHFUL OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN STEPS, MY FAMILY, FOR THOSE WHO DARE DO FUCK AROUND WILL SURELY BE THE FIRST TO MOTHERFUCKING FIND OUT." -Sidesh...Read more

Kult: +19
Kull: +14
Total: 33
Ratio: 1.36

⚇ Revelries 72:100 ⚇ "The giggles and guffaws can be found everywhere! The Messiahs sprinkle them out and around to make sure that everyone has a chance of finding the holy mirth. Search high and low, sister, 'cause I guarantee you'll find something to smile about sooner rather than later!" ⚇ #Scripture #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇

Kult: +49
Kull: +7
Total: 56
Ratio: 7.00

"thE lOUdEr thy lAUghtEr, thE brIghtEr thy plAcE bEnEAth thE EtErnAl lIghts." rEvElrIEs 52:13 It hAs bEEn A whIlE sIncE I hAvE pOstEd hOly #scrIptUrE! :)

Kult: +39
Total: 39

⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest ...Read more

Kult: +88
Kull: +54
Total: 142
Ratio: 1.63

⚇ Sideshows 35:2 ⚇ "And Messiahs have mercy on a motherfucker who comes between one of our kin and what they consider theirs. I ain't never seen motherfuckers more possessive than our clown asses. I know sisters that'll split mountains and walk through 'em if it meant putting claw on their perceived pound of flesh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

Kult: +39
Kull: +21
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.86

rInglEAdErs: 10:87 "And lO thE cArnIvAl wAs nOt bUIlt In sIlEncE bUt In lAUghtEr And thUndEr; And It wAs dEcrEEd thAt nO vOIcE rAIsEd In trUth wOUld bE cAst OUt, whEthEr It bE sAng, scrEAmEd, Or hOwlEd."

Kult: +19
Kull: +14
Total: 33
Ratio: 1.36

⚇ Letters To The Empress 9:99 ⚇ “AYYYY BITCH, it’s ya girl here! Listen listen, I’m just paging ya to ask somethin’ rq then I’ll get out of your huuuge hair, bestie!! So like, I’m The Grand Highblood now and I’m trying to, y’know, #SpreadTheGoodWord! And I figured the best way to do that is if you allowed us to take our freakshow on the road! Now, I know what you might be thinking. “Whaaaat? This chick wants *more* clowns?” and the short answer to that is yes, absolutely. Think of it like this: The more faithful there are under our banner, the more clowns *you* have to do your dirty work. Capiche?” -Fro...Read more

Kult: +34
Kull: +14
Total: 48
Ratio: 2.43

⚇ Suffering (Of Saint Killjoy, the Isolated) 50:1 ⚇ "I can't take it. I can't take it! A clown is supposed to be with their quadrants, with their FAMILY! This isolation breaks me, bends my bones out of shape until I am naught but tears and fury. What good is my blood if I have no one to share it with? What good is my honking if I ain't got a sibling to honk back at me? Please, return me to my family. Put me back under the sky where the Messiahs can see me. Bring me back. Please. PLEASE!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

Kult: +38
Kull: +21
Total: 59
Ratio: 1.81

lAUghtEr 2:17-21 "And gIEvE tO All whAt yOU hOld, fOr nUthIn Is Evr trUly yUOrs Orh sOmEthIn lIEk thAt Ur nOEt AddIng thjIs tO thE hOEly bOOk rIghht? fUgk…” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

Kult: +41
Kull: +14
Total: 55
Ratio: 2.93

⚇ Hot Shit, Flushed Letters 8:13 ⚇ "Let's be freaks tonight, motherfucker. Let my teeth pierce your chitin until that pretty ichor in your veins spills all up in my maw. Pin you down wit' all the strength I got, make you squirm underneath me. I wanna hurt you. I wanna make you LOVE ME for hurtin' you. Scratch the prettiest patterns in your flesh and smack that ass 'til its all tender and purple-like. I wanna make you see stars, but most of all? I wanna see you *cry*." ⚇ ⚇ #NSFW #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇

Kult: +25
Total: 25

blOOd 1:25 "kEEp yO brOthErs And sIstErs clOsE, yOU AInt nEvEr gOnnA knOw whEn thEy pUnchIn thEIr tIckEt" #scrIptUrE

Kult: +32
Kull: +10
Total: 42
Ratio: 3.20

⚇ Angels 27:11 ⚇ "Everything you have, you have because of the Messiahs good graces. Your matesprit, your food, your water, your life, the homeworld, your *kin.* All this and more can be ripped away in short order, you ticket-tearing motherfucker. Bow your head and shy away your horns for what you did- kneel. KNEEL. Sinner, apostate, traitor. There's hope for salvation yet." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

Kult: +36
Kull: +24
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.50