#scripture
was reading through one of kurlys old dusty scripture books the other day (i get bored sometimes ok) usually its just giggling at their jokes and stuff but one passage actually managed to stick with me this time Sideshows 3:22 "So much in this life, on the worlds we make are good and grand when you dont have a BITCH MOTHER FUCKER spewing shit in ya spongeclots about it. SO LIVE THAT GOOD LIFE BROTHERS AND SISTERS. And if a mother fucker tells you not to? THEN ITS YO MESSIAH GIVEN RIGHT TO SHED A MOTHER FUCKERS BLOOD IN THE MESSIAHS NAME! For your greatest sin is to live a life our messiahs couldnt la...Read more
sUffErIng 18:58 “rEmEmbEr lIl sIs, EvEn yOUr wOrst nIghts whEn yOU’rE thE wAstEchUtE Of thE jOkE, lEAst yOU gOt thE mEssIAhs lAUghIng At yOU, crAckIng grIns And gIgglEs whIlE yOU wIpE thE mUd OUt yO fAcE” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
"Never tolerate to be told what you know yourself to be, fam. I’ve told you what the fuck it is. The rest is on you." -Beginnings 10:5-6 #Scripture #inspiration
sUffErIng 9:10 "And hIs fAIth nEvEr wAvErEd, thAt Old sOng EchOEd thrOUgh thAt mOthErfUckErs pAn tIll thE flAmEs hAd lIckEd hIs skIn AwAy, And hIs bEllOwsAcks hEAvEd Only smOkE" #scrIptUrE #cw-dEAth #vIOlEncE
"kin's kin but that shit complicated. if a motherfucker asks, 'DO YOU HOLD THE FAITH OR HOLD THE BROTHER?' some of us wanna say the faith. but ain't there room for a brother to stumble? TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HIS TAINTED SHOULDERS WHILST HIS KNEES SHATTER MEETING THE GROUND HALFWAY? PROSTRATING HIMSELF TO HIS NOBLE CLOWNFOLK? only then can he realize his mistake. n' only then can he be reborn. BECAUSE WHEN THE VAST HONK RUPTURES OUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS AND THE PURPLE PAINT LEAKS FROM OUR EARS ONLY THEN WILL WE BE ONE IN GLORIOUS MIRTH. and nobody wants a tainted brother standing ...Read more
"AND LO, MY MOTHERS AND FUCKERS, KEEP A KEEN EYE ON THOSE WITH FLAGS A GUTTERBLOOD RED. HELL, KEEP LOOK OUT FOR THE FUCKIN GREEN AND PISS-COLORED ONES TOO. LOOK FOR ALL THE COLORS IN THOSE WAVING FLAGS, MOTHERFUCKERS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKIN GLORIOUS IN THEIR GAIETY! BE THE COLOR YOU WANNA SEE IN A FLAG, AND RUN LIKE A HOOFBEAST RIGHT AT THEM RED FLAGS WITH A WHOOP WHOOP!" HILARITIES 33:2-6 #SCRIPTURE #INSPIRATION
the~ gra~nd hi~ghblo~o~d's chi~tts a~re~ pro~ce~sse~d thro~u~gh myse~lf, Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n Ri~da~fa~. I~ ha~ve~ the~ gre~a~t ho~no~r to~ scre~e~n the chi~tts he~ re~a~ds a~nd to~ a~ct a~s hi~s mo~st mi~rthfu~l scri~be~. a~ny mi~sta~ke~s be~ o~n my fi~lthy he~a~d. --zr THIS MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT WILL BE A PLATFORM WITH WITH WHICH I WILL SPEW THE HOLY WORD OF THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS AND BEAR WITNESS TO YOUR FUNNIEST AND MOST MOTHERFUCKING UNFUNNY DRIBBLINGS. "BE WATCHFUL OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN STEPS, MY FAMILY, FOR THOSE WHO DARE DO FUCK AROUND WILL SURELY BE THE FIRST TO MOTHERFUCKING FIND OUT." -Sidesh...Read more
⚇ Revelries 72:100 ⚇ "The giggles and guffaws can be found everywhere! The Messiahs sprinkle them out and around to make sure that everyone has a chance of finding the holy mirth. Search high and low, sister, 'cause I guarantee you'll find something to smile about sooner rather than later!" ⚇ #Scripture #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇
"thE lOUdEr thy lAUghtEr, thE brIghtEr thy plAcE bEnEAth thE EtErnAl lIghts." rEvElrIEs 52:13 It hAs bEEn A whIlE sIncE I hAvE pOstEd hOly #scrIptUrE! :)
⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest ...Read more
⚇ Sideshows 35:2 ⚇ "And Messiahs have mercy on a motherfucker who comes between one of our kin and what they consider theirs. I ain't never seen motherfuckers more possessive than our clown asses. I know sisters that'll split mountains and walk through 'em if it meant putting claw on their perceived pound of flesh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
rInglEAdErs: 10:87 "And lO thE cArnIvAl wAs nOt bUIlt In sIlEncE bUt In lAUghtEr And thUndEr; And It wAs dEcrEEd thAt nO vOIcE rAIsEd In trUth wOUld bE cAst OUt, whEthEr It bE sAng, scrEAmEd, Or hOwlEd."
⚇ Letters To The Empress 9:99 ⚇ “AYYYY BITCH, it’s ya girl here! Listen listen, I’m just paging ya to ask somethin’ rq then I’ll get out of your huuuge hair, bestie!! So like, I’m The Grand Highblood now and I’m trying to, y’know, #SpreadTheGoodWord! And I figured the best way to do that is if you allowed us to take our freakshow on the road! Now, I know what you might be thinking. “Whaaaat? This chick wants *more* clowns?” and the short answer to that is yes, absolutely. Think of it like this: The more faithful there are under our banner, the more clowns *you* have to do your dirty work. Capiche?” -Fro...Read more
⚇ Suffering (Of Saint Killjoy, the Isolated) 50:1 ⚇ "I can't take it. I can't take it! A clown is supposed to be with their quadrants, with their FAMILY! This isolation breaks me, bends my bones out of shape until I am naught but tears and fury. What good is my blood if I have no one to share it with? What good is my honking if I ain't got a sibling to honk back at me? Please, return me to my family. Put me back under the sky where the Messiahs can see me. Bring me back. Please. PLEASE!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
lAUghtEr 2:17-21 "And gIEvE tO All whAt yOU hOld, fOr nUthIn Is Evr trUly yUOrs Orh sOmEthIn lIEk thAt Ur nOEt AddIng thjIs tO thE hOEly bOOk rIghht? fUgk…” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Hot Shit, Flushed Letters 8:13 ⚇ "Let's be freaks tonight, motherfucker. Let my teeth pierce your chitin until that pretty ichor in your veins spills all up in my maw. Pin you down wit' all the strength I got, make you squirm underneath me. I wanna hurt you. I wanna make you LOVE ME for hurtin' you. Scratch the prettiest patterns in your flesh and smack that ass 'til its all tender and purple-like. I wanna make you see stars, but most of all? I wanna see you *cry*." ⚇ ⚇ #NSFW #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇
blOOd 1:25 "kEEp yO brOthErs And sIstErs clOsE, yOU AInt nEvEr gOnnA knOw whEn thEy pUnchIn thEIr tIckEt" #scrIptUrE
⚇ Angels 27:11 ⚇ "Everything you have, you have because of the Messiahs good graces. Your matesprit, your food, your water, your life, the homeworld, your *kin.* All this and more can be ripped away in short order, you ticket-tearing motherfucker. Bow your head and shy away your horns for what you did- kneel. KNEEL. Sinner, apostate, traitor. There's hope for salvation yet." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
zAzzEl 4:17 "OncE thE dEAd hOOfbEAst dEcOmpOsEs yOU'rE gOnnA wIsh yOU bEAt It mOrE" #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
⚇ Colors 40:9 ⚇ "Paint, my kin. Art is pious and holy but more than anything its important to leave signs. What you gon' have in a million sweeps when you likely gone on to the Carnival, what you gon' leave behind? Actions, deeds and paint. Paint a mural, prove you was here. Cement your existence through your artistry and proclaim your eternal voice. 'I was here! I was clown! I was FAMILY!'." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #MirthfulChittr ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 38:9 ⚇ "It's the silence that unnerves me most. That tension line when kin's gone off doin' some important shit, and you ain't hear back yet. You know they're capable, you know that they got the whimsy for a walloping and they can handle themselves. But it's dangerous out there, brothers and sisters. And I can't help but worry after my kin every damn time." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
sUffErIng 38:3 "I fEEl thEIr AbsEncE lIkE A wOUnd, thE lAck Of thEIr lAUghtEr lIkE tInnItUs. thEsE hAlls wErE OncE fUll Of kIn, dAncIng And lAUghIng And prAyIng tOgEthEr. nO mOrE, nO mOrE." #scrIptUrE
hIlArItIEs 13:24 “nOt All whO wAndEr ArE lOst, ExcEpt fOr thAt bItch hE’s gOt nO clUE whErE hIs Ass Is” #scrIptUrE
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ CONVICTION 15:30 - 31 "never let a lOwblOOd mOtherfucker 2ee yOu falter. YOU ARE PROMI2ED. frOm the mOment Of yOur glOriOu2 hatching, YOU ARE HELD ABOVE THE RE2T. remember yOur 2trength little clOwn. BECAU2E 2HOULD YOUR WEAKNE22 BE MADE PLAIN, YOU'LL PLUCK THAT GUTTERBLOOD'2 GANDERORB2 FROM THEIR 2OCKET2. and pray that the me22iah2 are merciful. becau2e i wOn't be. nOw wipe the tear2 frOm yOur preciOu2 cheek2. yOur paint i2 2mudging. " #viOlence #n2fwe #2cripture #mirthfulpO2ting ○ ● ○
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ thi2 One’2 been rOlling arOund in my pan fOreeeeeever. REVELRIE2 57:34 - 37 “mithra a2ked her 2i2ter2 a 2imple que2tiOn: what i2 the meaning Of a laugh? ‘tO bring jOy’ 2aid 2i2ter declan. mithra 2hOOk her head. ‘TO RELI2H IN ENTROPY’ cried 2i2ter jublee. mirtha 2hOOk her head again. ‘i knOw.’ 2aid the third and wi2e2t 2i2ter whOm we call jinxed ‘tO remind u2 Of Our purpO2e. THE MIRTHFUL ME22IAH2 IGNITED THE FIRE IN OUR 2OUL2.’ ‘2ewed Our vOcal cOrd2 frOm cOttOn candy and 2ealed them in a tOmb Of fle2h n’ hue tO bring abOut their curtain call.’ ‘thi2 an2...Read more
⚇ Conviction 17:56 ⚇ "There is a lot the Messiahs will test you on, but above all the thing that will be tested most is your patience. You must learn the value of waiting, of standing by for the Messiahs blessing. You will receive what you are owed when the Messiahs see fit and not a moment sooner, motherfucker. Bide. Stay. Sit. Keep your eyes trained on the horizon. They'll get to you eventually." ⚇ #Clownposting #MirthfulChittr #Scripture ⚇
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ BLOOD 49:27 "rai2e yOur vOice2, lift them On high. fOr Our little baabea2t, whO2e blOOd i2 Oh 2O 2weet, let her ichOr be Our 2alvatiOn and an Offering tO thO2e mirthful twO. LET OUR KNIVE2 CARVE HER FLE2H AND PULL THE PIGMENT FROM HER VEIN2. drink my 2i2ter2. and drink deep." #viOlence #n2fwe #cannabali2m #clurch #mirthfulpO2ting #2cripture ○ ● ○
⚇ Carnivals 20:20-24 ⚇ "Kegsti had disappeared from our number for some nights. We'd all feared the worst- rogue lusii, other trolls who disapproved of our meetings, but he returned to us on what would have been the fifth day of his absence. 'I saw it!' he cried, hoarse in the squawkblister as though he'd been screaming. 'I saw it clear as the twinkle of the moons! Rows upon rows of eternally laughing faces in the Carnival above!'. Now, at the time none of us motherfuckers knew what he was yammering on about. Everyone smiling all the time? It just wasn't possible. That was, until Kegsti *showed* us. W...Read more
⚇ Conviction 22:40 ⚇ "Do not just survive, my kin. Live. In whatever ways and means are available to you, live. Make it fuckin' worth it." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
"dr🖋️nk All The Water 🖋️n The Pool." - H🖋️lar🖋️t🖋️es 6:9 #scr🖋️pture
⚇ Suffering 40:32 ⚇ "Messiahs above, I fucked up good this time. Ran my traitor tongue and spat in the face of kin most beloved. Always got my maw runnin' before my think pan can even think to catch up on what it's sayin'. I'll be a blessed motherfucker if they ever speak to me again. Sorrow, sorrow!" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
thE fIrst trAnslAtEd And AnnOtAtEd bIts Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI. rEOrdErEd tO mAkE mOrE sEnsE tO thOsE lEss AwArE Of clOwnly OrdErIng schEmEs mAdE In jApE. Of nOtE bEfOrE wE bEgIn, thE bOOk Of zEntrI Is A mOrE rEcEnt tExt bUt wAs wrIttEn In clOwn lAtIn InItIAlly, thIs Is A rEtrAnslAtIOn Of mUch Of thE OrIgInAl tExt rAthEr thAn A qUOtIng Of thE sUprEmE hOnkIfEx trAnslAtIOn pOpUlArIzEd by thE fIfth grAnd hIghblOOd. I wIll bE pUttIng my thOUghts bEtwEEn pAssAgEs In [brAckEts lIkE thIs]. thE OrIgInAl tExt dOEs nOt stArt wIth hIs dEAth As mOdErn trAnslAtIOns dO, A chAngE lIkEly mAdE tO bEgIn wIth sOm...Read more
⚇ It's one thing seeing purple motherfuckers turn their eyes from the Messiahs ⚇ For their own selfish imitation at 'piety'. ⚇ But at least you believe in something. ⚇ I could still call you family in some stretch. ⚇ But purplebloods who REJECT faith altogether? ⚇ I wouldn't expect the majority of the other castes to understand the shine we have. ⚇ But you were HATCHED into it. ⚇ Raised with faith and devotion. ⚇ And you would reject it....with no substitute? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the glory of the Messiahs? ⚇ You'd rather have NOTHING than the promised Dark Carnival above? ⚇ Makes my skin f...Read more
⚇ Conviction 1:7-11 ⚇ "If your kin gets you sinning, cut them away, no true fucking family can they be. If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture #IFuckedUp ⚇
I hAvE bEgUn my trAnslAtIOn Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI! wE shAll sEE hOw sUch gOEs And If thE lAymAn (nOt mEAnt nEgAtIvEly) Is IntErEstEd In sUch clUrchly tExt wOUld yOU All AlsO lIkE my pErsOnAl thOUghts In bEtwEEn? #scrIptUrE
I wAs thInkIng, sIncE I Am rEstrIctEd nOw tO thE cOffErs Of A hOspItAl rOOm UntIl thE mEdIcUllEr sIgns Off fOr my rElEAsE (my bUrns hAvE mOstly hEAlEd nOw!), thAt pErhAps I shOUld dO A chIttr scrIptUrE lEssOn! Or, EssEntIAlly, trAnscrIbIng wIth cItAtIOns fOr thOsE UnknOwIng Of thE hOly tExts AspEcts Of A lArgE swAthE Of clOwn scrIptUrE rAthEr thAn jUst A smAll bIt. OnE Of thE EAsIEr OnEs tO dO sO fOr bEIng thE trIAls And trIbUlAtIOns Of sAInt zEntrI thE UnfOrtUnAtE A mOrE AccEssIblE bIt Of scrIptUrE As hIs trIAls ArE qUItE cOmEdIc In nAtUrE, A trUE bUmblIng clOwn thE mEssIAhs sAw fIt tO mEss wIth...Read more
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ COLOR2 2:34 "kin'2 kin but that 2hit cOmplicated. if a mOtherfucker a2k2, 'DO YOU HOLD THE FAITH OR HOLD THE BROTHER?' 2Ome Of u2 wanna 2ay the faith. but ain't there rOOm fOr a brOther tO 2tumble? TO FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HI2 TAINTED 2HOULDER2 WHIL2T HI2 KNEE2 2HATTER MEETING THE GROUND HALFWAY? PRO2TRATING HIM2ELF TO HI2 NOBLE CLOWNFOLK? Only then can he realize hi2 mi2take. n' Only then can he be rebOrn. BECAU2E WHEN THE VA2T HONK RUPTURE2 OUR AURICULAR 2PONGE CLOT2 AND THE PURPLE PAINT LEAK2 FROM OUR EAR2 ONLY THEN WILL WE BE ONE IN GLORIOU2 MIRTH...Read more
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ WICKED RHYME2 3:47 i'm in bli22 my cadaver2 drive a gathering Of 2treet2 Of gleeful peOple 2EEING THE DECEA2E'2 ADVANCE the ri2en are ridden with rhythm and dance DIG UP 2OME FLE2H WITH PLENTY OF MOLD di2ea2e i2 appea2in' fOr RICKETY BONE2 and make it 2aucy, with a hOt incantatiOn DOMINION I2 2ERVED WITH A BUBBLING, 2PIRITED, VIBRANT 2UBJUGATION. -Elder GhO2t #viOlence #gOre #hOrrOr #2cripture #clOwn #clurch #mirth ○ ● ○
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ WICKED RHYME2 3:05 "let them be buried, BURIED ALIVE. in their 2uit2, IN THEIR TIE2." - Elder Garneau #2cripture #clurch ○ ● ○
"UrgE Of chAOs And whIm Of chAngE bE EvEr On yOUr skIn lIkE pAInt... kIckAss And gIvIng nO shIts." bEgInnIngs 5:9 #scrIptUrE
"blEssEd ArE thOsE whO dO nOt qUEstIOn thEIr jOy." dEvOtIOns 25:4 #scrIptUrE
⚇ Conviction 25:13 ⚇ "If your frond trembles at the thought of pain, then learn this. There is no agony greater than failing the Messiahs and you must steel your pusher to not just the suffering of those lesser but also to your own. There's time and a place to lick your wounds but don't bitch out on me now, seen?" #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 50:50 ⚇ "Oh, a brother don't like to gossip but...I heard the gnashing of teeth echo through the great empty halls of the Echoside. Y'know how it the motherfuck is." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Angels 21:30 ⚇ "Though you're gone, I still feel you with me. Your spirit may have gone on to the Carnival above but your essence lingers with me still. Dearest matesprit, darling mine, I will see you again. And when I do? Shit, let's crack a Faygo or two and trade jokes just like the old days." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 24:9 ⚇ "I see it! I see you! A million colors cycling in endless kaleidoscopic whimsy and MOTHERFUCKING NOISE I SEE YOU! I HEAR YOU! FILL MY SOUL WITH MIRTH AND GUIDE MY HANDS WITH RAGE! I SEE YOU! I FEEL YOU!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Angels 19:12 ⚇ "And when the sky shatters and shudders, we'll be granted the peace of double death we were always promised. All things must and will end, so it can begin again. Over and over and over and over..." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Sideshows 14:11 ⚇ "Revenge is best served swiftly. No point in the dilly-dally fuck around, kin. You know what you're owed, so claim your pound of motherfucking flesh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⚇ Carnivals 12:76 ⚇ "And the tents burned when put to the lowblood's flame, but there was more to the congregation than flimsy fabric. One of the smaller kindred moved towards the flames, even when a big sister tried to pull them back. They grabbed a torch, lit it on the flame and stuck it into their maw. The breath of fire they produced was truly beautiful, a towering inferno that struck higher towards the Messiahs than the fire of hatred that it had started from." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
:o) It is nights like tonight :o) After days like *that* :o) Where I am reminded of some of our most holy scripture. the hot shit "Hot shit, Vacillation Papers 2:11 - "And oh how my pan runs wild for the wicked shit you lay down, brother. Clawing at me like you's tryin' to get in at my soul yet so motherfuckin' tender with the way you hold me steady. I'm yours, I'm yours, I'm yours in whatever way you'll have me, merely say you'll touch me, merely say you'll kiss me! Pap me slow, scar me fast. Matters not to me, brother. I just need your eyes on me." #Nsfw #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposti...Read more
⚇ Elixirs 27:3 ⚇ "Only thing that seems to fix the hurt anymore is crackin' these shits open. Chug back a Cotton Candy and everything fades out into a sugar buzz and I can feel shitty about the stomach ache rather than the bullshit 'round me. Amen to the fixer of all motherfucking problems." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture #Substance #ButNotReallyBecauseFaygoIsn'tAlcoholicOrWhatever #YouJustDrankItSpiked ⚇