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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒐ — @lovwerBoy Saturn (THE Saturn) WARNING: I’ve separated this post into two (⒉) sections. The latter will be entering some PRESUMPTUOUS TERRITORY, so heed the warning when it comes. You’ll KNOW when you see it. But what guy wouldn’t want to Hear More About Himself? Winking Emoticon! (B;o]) (No seriously please be careful) I think this guy’s platform cursed me with something because as I was writing this I could NOT stop humming The Smiths. Specifically THIS song: https://youtu.be/cJRP⒊LRcUFg Can you blame me? He PRACTICALLY exudes this energy! ...Read more

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄-𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓. 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐄. 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐃. 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐄-𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐃 "𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐘" 𝐈 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐊 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐇. 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐇�...Read more

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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒏ — @germicidalManiac Pelagi Noctil Plume (plural: plumes) – AN UMBRELLA TERM encompassing any niduses of infection. Think a muddy puddle, dust particles emanating from a construction site, the moisture of a cough flung alarmingly close to your skin. We are NOT 🗨ing about squawkbeast feathers, people! Do Not Make My Mistake. Anyway. *in narrator voice, imagine a French accent* Ah… the Sea. So fascinating, so wonderful. We know more about space than what lies beneath these depths. Your average seadweller knows only slightly more than you do. We ...Read more

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#HONK #CW-FLASHING #SERMON #SILENCE #PRAYERLEADER #HONKKULTISM #INDOCTRINATION #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #CHUCKLEVOODOOS #WHOISLAUGHING #THECHOIR #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK #HONK ...Read more

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o°~teeheehee~°o i hope to take some pride in my form even if it disgusts me to the very core of my beliefs this is why i have the array of badges i choose to wear, and i hope the mist mirthful cousins of mine are willing to accept me even so if this display would mark the end of my time in the realm of the living, then i hope i might find my way onto a most beautifully painted mural glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< #potentially #suicide #glub #honk o°~teeheehee~°o

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o°~teeheehee~°o how could i fail to notice my fellow clownfish on this site? for shame to me, for shame you see... as repentance for my failure i offer to all of my clownfish kin a round of faygo and only the most wonderful of substances!~°o :•> glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< #clownfish #honk #glub #substance #faygo o°~teeheehee~°o

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o°~teeheehee~°o honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< #honk :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

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o°~teeheehee~°o do swiftly correct me if i do the good cousins of mine wrong, but i simply must post one of my favorite scriptures in celebr@ion of all of the mirthful motherfuckers!~°o Letters 5:7 "We shall have a most holy clurch, and spread ourselves across every motherfuckin corner of this planet, till it's face is painted just like ours" #mirthfulchittr #faith #honk :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

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o°~teeheehee~°o oh how i missed so very much alas i was busy cre@ing a work of art th@ is yet to be complete!~°o a mural of colors and cheer and praise, all for the gre@ |-|~[]~|\|~|< th@ spells the end of days!~°o :•> #gore #honk o°~teeheehee~°o

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o°~teeheehee~°o o°~\/\/~[]~\/\/~°o my very 1st chitt!~°o its very nice and exciting to meet you all :•> |-|~[]~|\|~|< have a picture of me and my beeyoo~tiful face!~°o https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/093fd08127d8.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a684db5ba809.jpg #clown #clownery #honk #beeyootiful #glub o°~teeheehee~°o

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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 It has come to my attention that many of you have not received proper training in a very specific manner, so in an effort to help correct this please think of this not as public instruction but perhaps more as a Public Service Announcement. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

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*꩜ℛ꩜b꩜ℛ stℛ꩜kes y꩜uℛ haiℛ, spanishly* #h꩜nk #suggestive????

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An9nym9us says: "I actually think y9u sh9uld get naked as a sh9w 9f s9lidarity. T9 reinf9rce that 6eing naked is perfectly natural and n9t lewd at all. #Nudity #AntiShaming #S9lidarity #(9: #H9nk" First 9f all, I saw what y9u put in the display name secti9n and that's n9t s9mething I'm g9ing t9 address here. If y9u'd like t9 talk t9 me a69ut that, this is what 9ur DMs are f9r, an9nym9us. 6ut in sh9rt: I w9uld like that. Sec9ndly, 6ut m9re imp9rtantly, n9, thank y9u. I am sure that nudists face a particular difficulty t9 6e accepted in their daily life, and I sympathize with this plight. Y9u are r...Read more

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workin on sum new material for u guys, gulp a glizzy wash it down wit something fizzy without a roller dog a motherfucker gets pissy to the dark carnival I roll, walk on in and smoke a bowl flyboi is ya favorite troll, a real slammer who cant be dull #slam #substances #honk

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i fEeL So mOtHeR FuCkInG LoNeLy, SoMe nIgHtS. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #HoNk

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hOnK #HoNkPoStInG #nSfW #hOnK

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YOu either die a clOwn Or live lOng enOugh tO becOme the circus #hOnk

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 So it seems @mySpace has declared war on myself. I mediate that with my full existance, so if you gotta chance and nothing better to do, use your friendly "♣" reactions to also mediate this buffoon who appears to think you are all his friend. Appologies of course to those who are actually their friend and are not just following them to see how much trouble they can cause them. You have your orders #honk #honkarmy #noforcedfriendships 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I was asked to explain how I could have possibly been exclommunicated from The Clurch. You have to understand this was many sweeps ago when I was a young aspiring clown attending clown school and also the Clathlic Clurch. I had written a song called "The Clattican Rag" poking fun at some administrative changes the Clathlic Church had made and I thought it was most funny. I still think it was most funny. The CLergy and the CLontiff however did not, and thus a vote was taken to exclommunicate me from the Clathlic Church, the vote was CLose, but I was thrown out of Clurch that same day. #honk...Read more

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That glimpse into clown culture has inspired me. Picture the good pink, white, blue and yellow that sparkles and makes your thinkpan feel like it's rocketing into the sky straight out of your head, exploding into beautiful embers shaped like a circus tent. You want it? I'll take your money for it. You'll know in your heart where to find me. #substance #sparkly #honk

PRO TIP. IF YOU'RE SMALL. AND RED. AND SO VERY FRIENDLY LOOKING. NOBODY WILL EXPECT IT. WHEN YOU START KICKING BIG SCARY FUCKERS IN THE HEAD. IN THE PIT. AT THE CLOWN RAVE. #HONK #HONK

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Ratio: 5.00