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𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘇𝗲𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮.

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@theClown

:o) ‎ ‎ mIrAcLeS, mOtHeR fUcKeR.

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@tipsyGayboy[TG]

[[ READ ME! ]] ★ Roxy is trans (nonbinary ftm) and uses he/him exclusively ★ writer is 26, he/him. Open to NSFW and SFW approaches, along with script style OR para play. ★ Minors DNI ★ writer is a fan of dirkroxy so if you are a dirk profile who dislikes that ship, it may be in your best interest to avoid this account ★ More details to come!! #tipsygayboypix <- my art of Roxy! https://file.garden/Z8bcEgHDZg9jLgG9/gayboyrox.png

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yUrRrRrR. iT'S BiG G-Bo, CoMiNg aT YoU FrOm tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG LiVeChIt tO WiSh aLl yOu dEw eYeD SlEePy aSs sUn-uP ShAmBlErS OuT ThErE A MoSt wIcKeD ToP Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG MoRnInG. iT'S BrIgHt oUt. BiRdS Be bUlLsHiTtInG. tHiNk i sEeN'T A BrOtHeR BeInG MoThEr fUcKiNg dOg wAlKeD By tHiS LiL' pReTtY ThInG OuTsIdE. sHiT'S LoOkInG LiKe tOdAy's gOnNa bE OnE Of tHoSe dAyS, hUh? It's cOoL, bAbY. wE OuTsIdE. gEt aCtIvE. :o)

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Kull: +5
Total: 42
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@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

it's shaky but i AM raising my fist. reluctantly- we 0utside.

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sOmE Of y'aLl jUsT Be iNtErNeT FoLk. ThAt's jUsT KiNdA CrAzY To mE. y'aLl jUsT Be oN HeRe, AnD ThAt's aLl tHeRe iS To mOtHeR FuCkInG SaY On tHe mAtTeR, aIn't iT? tHaT'S JuSt aLl tHeRe iS To a mOtHeR FuCkEr wHeN AiN'T ShIt eLsE To mOtHeR FuCkInG SaY. hOnK. :o)

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yUuUuUrRrR. wHaT'S GoOd wIt' It, My pEoPlE? tOdAy's eXcUrSiOnS HaVe uNcErEmOnIoUsLy bRoUgHt mY AsS DoWn uNdErNeAtH ThE CiTy bRiDgE ThAt's aLl bUt bEeN MoThEr fUcKiNg fOrGoTtEn bY AnYoNe tHaT DoN'T GiVe eNoUgH Of a fUcK To wAlK 'rOuNd tHeSe-wAyS, iF OnLy 'CuZ ThErE'S LiKe fOrTy oThEr mOrE ClEaNeR LoOkInG MoThEr fUcKeRs oUt 'N AbOuT To bE StEpPiN' oN. 'DuNnO WhY, bUt tHe bItCh kInDa sMeLlS LiKe pEe, ToO. iCkY ShIt. BuT It's nIcE DoWn hErE. lOnG As yOu dOn't mInD ThE MoLd sPoTs 'N WaTeR DrIpPiN', It's a nIcE PlAcE To jUsT SiT ThE FuCk dOwN AnD CoNtEmPlAtE 'yA LiFe. Y'AlL FuCk wIt' BrIdGeS? fUcK'S EvEn tHe lAsT TiMe aNy oF YoU MoThEr fUcKeRs sEeN A BrIdGe? I KnOw sOmE Of y'aLl dOn't gEt oUt mUcH. iT'S BaD FoR YoUr mEnTaL, mAn. ToUcH SoMe gRaSs. EaT SoMe gRaSs, ShIiIiT. tHaT'S A VeGaN ThInG, aIn't iT? bE GoOd tO YoUr bOd aNd yOuR ThInKmEaTs. ThEy nEeD ThAt nAtUrAl eNrIcHmEnT ShIt. :o) HoNk.

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@capriciousWardog[CW]

sHrImP N GrItS

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i cUt-uP On a mOtHeR FuCkEr lIkE PrEpUbEsCeNt aNgSt oN ThAt yOuNgBoY'S LiFeLiNeS. lIfElInEs? LiFe's lInEs, DoN'T KnOw wHiCh tO FoLlOw, It's a cRiSiS. cRiSiS Of bElIeF Is a cRiSiS To rElIeVe, BuT I AiN'T GoT A NuMbEr tO PhOnE, mAyBe i cAn gEt yOuRs? I NeEd yOu, BiTcH. i nEvEr nOt eVeR NoT NeVeR NeEdEd yOu, BiTcH. i wEeD A BiTcH, aNd tHeN I BlEeD A BiTcH, yOu cAtChInG AlL ThE NoIsE I Be bRoAdCaStInG To tHiS FeEd, YoU BiTcH? i hUsTlE On'eM. tHeN I BeEf uP, sEeK SoMe bEeF, aNd i pUt tHe mUsClE On hIm. KiLlInG NoOk's a sKiLl, ThErE AiN'T No lEvEl tO ThIs tHaT I DoN'T GaIn—nAh, No gAiN? nO PaIn. MaKe a hOe wHiNe fOr iT. tReAt hEr tO A LiL' bIt oF MoThEr fUcKiNg wInE FoR It. I'M FoR It.

yUrRrRrR. wHaT'S CrAcKiN', BrOs, BrOdEtTeS, aNd aLl mAnNeR Of yOu mOtHeR FuCkInG BrO-AlIgNeD SpEcImEnS I GeTs tO HaVe tHe pRiViLeGe oF CaLlInG My mOtHeR FuCkInG MuTuAlS? wE OuTsIdE. sOrTa. I'M MoStLy jUsT FuCkIn' DoInG NaDa rIgHt nOw aLl uP In tHe cOmFoRt oF My fAvOrItE AlLeYwAy. KiNdA FeElS LiKe sEcOnD HiVe, Y'FeEl? So wHo's tO SaY It sTiLl cOuNtS As oUtSiDe tHe cOmFoRt zOnE AnD ShIt? HaHa. I'Ll lEaVeS ThAt lIl' NuGgEt oF CoNtEmPlAtIoN To mY NeRd-aSsEs oUt tHeRe. Be gOoD, cHiTtErInOs. LeT'S GeT SoMe sHiT GoInG. lEt's mAkE SoMe mOtHeR FuCkInG MoVeMeNt. ShAkE SoMe aSs, MoVe yOuR BoDy. i wAnNa sEe y'aLl gEt aCtIvE. :o)

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@gardenGamma[GG]

youre right! i WILL get active! i WILL shake some ass!!!

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tHaT'S WhAt i'm mOtHeR FuCkInG TaAaAaAaAaLkIn' 'bOuT. pIcK Yo'sElF Up aNd wObBlE ThAt mEaT, gIrL. aFfIrM YaSeLf iN YoUr mOtHeR FuCkInG HaRlEyAn wAyS. :o)

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@gardenGamma[GG]

oh trust me it is wobbling like CRAZY! >;D

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(#nsfw)

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and i am very affirmed <3

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aIn't yOu a mOtHeR FuCkInG FiReFlY, aLl bUzIzN' 'N BrIgHt aNd sHiT. i fUcKs wIt' YoUr lIl' DeMeAnOr, BaBy gIrL. cOuLd cOuNt oN OnE MoThEr fUcKiNg pAw tHe aMoUnT Of hOnEyS WiLlInG To cHaT So mOtHeR FuCkInG RoWdY WiT' a bRoThEr. GoOd fOoD FoR A MoThEr fUcKiNg dEgEnErAtE'S SoUl, Y'KnOw? KeEp iT GoInG. hOnK. :o)

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@gardenGamma[GG]

oh my gosh you are so sweet! <3 i guess i was just so happy to see you back on that i had to rush to the door with your slippers in my mouth XP

Kult: +5
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yUrRrRr. WhAt's bRaCkIn', mY FeLoNiOuS FoLlOwErS? y'aLl gEtTiNg uP To aNy kInDa fOoLsHiT I NeEd tO Be mAdE AwArEs oF? i mEaN, sHiT. cOuRsE Y'AlL ArE. i bE TeLlInG MySeLf, Y'KnOw, I Be gEtTiNg rEaL Up aNd cOmMuNiCaTiVe wItH My lIl' MiNi mE ThAt bE CoNtEmPlAtIvE As fUcK UpOn iN 'tHa nUg... "yOoO, mAn. ThEsE MoThEr fUcKeRs iS CrAaAaAzY. tHeY DeFiNiTeLy gEt uP To sHiT WhEn i aIn't 'RoUnD 'tA LoOk." aNd, LiKe, It's lIkE — AaWwWwWwWwWwHhHh yEaAaAaAh. Y'AlL DoNe gOt uP To iT. ThAt's tOpS, y'aLl. We oUtSiDe. >Bo)

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@turntablefortG[TG]

whos your mini me

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@turntablefortG[TG]

mini you i guess

aW, mAn. I'DuNnO If hE WaNt tO TaLkEd aBoUt. :o(

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@turntablefortG[TG]

wow big pause to convince me ok wont pry if he doesnt want it

i nEeD ThE BaD BiTcHeS To sTaRt dRoPpInG ThAt sHiT LiKe iT'S BuNs sTrAiGhT OuT Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG OvEn, BuT It aIn't eVeN AlL ThAt hOt rOuNd hErE. mAn, It's cOlD As sHiT. wHaT ThE FuCk. HoW CaN ThE ShOrTyS ThRoW AsS In tHiS TyPa wEaThEr? ShIt's uNgOvErNaBlE. :o(

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@cathexisGyromancer[CG]

ABSOLUTELY INSANE THAT I HAVE TO HEAR THESE SORTS OF BULLSHIT PARTYCLOWN DIATRIBES FROM MORE THAN ONE GUY NOW, BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE ALL JUST THE SAME GUY BUT ANOTHER GUY.

It's y0ur civic duty t0 make it h0t en0ugh f0r that

Kult: +5
Total: 5

sHiIiIt, BrOtHeR MiNe, ThAt's jUsT HoW It tEnDs tO AlL Up aNd fUcKiNg bE WhEn yOu dEcIdE To sIgN Up fOr yA NiGhTlY DoSe oF InTeRdImEnSiOnAl cHiTtY-ChAt. MoRe mE'S ThAn i kNoW WhAt tO MoThEr fUcKiNg dO WiTh, AnD I AlReAdY GoT EnOuGh oN My pLaTe wItH ThE OnE AnD DoNe. Y'FeEl mE? iT'S CoOl, ThOuGh. YaIn't gOtTa wOrRy nAaAtHiN. i'm jUsT PuTtInG ThE WoRd oUt sO ThAt tHe lIl' LaDiEs oUt tHeRe kNoW I GoT ThEy wElLbEiNg iN MiNe aNd sHiT. :o) hOnK.

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@cathexisGyromancer[CG]

I'M STARTING TO GATHER THAT, YEAH. IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY RELIEVING TO KNOW THERE'S AT LEAST ONE GAMZEE I DON'T HAVE WORRY MYSELF TO FUCKING DEATH OVER.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

fUuUuUcK. mOtHeR FuCk. MaN, yOu pRoBaBlY RiGhT. wHaT ThE FuCk i gOtS To dO BuT SiT ArOuNd aNd lOoK At sOmE AsS? mIgHt aS WeLl gEt mY OcCaSiOnAl gOoDy aSs tWo-sHoEs dEeD In aNd iNvEsT In a mOtHeR FuCkInG HeAtEr oR SoMeThInG. oR MaYbE I Go aNd mAnUfAcTuRe mYsElF A MoThEr fUcKiNg jAcUzZi. I DuNnO. aNyThInG To gEt eM SwEaTy, I GuEsS. :o)

Kult: +10
Total: 10

yOu cAn cOuNt oN Me, K-MaN. dOn't iNtEnD On tOoTiNg mY OwN MoThEr fUcKiNg hOrN AlL InDeCeNtLy wItHoUt a rEgArD FoR ThE PuBlIc, BuT I'D SaY I'M PrEtTy mOtHeR FuCkInG GoOd aT BeInG ThE OnE AnD OnLy g-eAzY WiT' hIs pRiOrItIeS StRaIgHtEr tHaN A MoThEr fUcKiNg rEbAr. I'M A MoThEr fUcKiNg mAkArAnOmAlY. :o)

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Y0u g0nna pay f0r my heating?

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@cathexisGyromancer[CG]

GOOD. CARRY ON THEN, MAYBE CRACK A FEW SKULLS TO KEEP THE DISSENTERS IN LINE. YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO GO JUST A LITTLE FUCKING WILD.

yOu gOn' MaKe tHaT MeAt wObBlE? i gOt tHaT HeAt oN Me rOuNd tHe cLoCk, EvErY NiGhT, bAbY. aNd iN WaYs rEaL PlUrAl, No sInGuLaRiTy. HaHaHa. HoNk. >Bo)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yea, sure. S0unds like a win win all ar0und, hehee

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mAn. BeEn a mOtHeRfUcKiNg mInUtE. :o)

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

brOthEr gAmzEE, A plEAsUrE tO sEE yOU OncE mOrE

Kult: +5
Total: 5

sHiIiIt, If iT AiN'T My mAiN MoThEr fUcKiNg sIsTa lOlA-LoLa. WhAt's gOoD WiTh yOu, BaBy? KiCkIn' It, I'D HoPe. YoU LoOkInG SwEeT As sHiTtIn sUgAr cUbEs. :o) HoNk.

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I Am dOIng, fAIrly wEll! I hAvE pAtchEd Up A mInOr mIsUndErstAndIng wIth thE clUrch... And nOw- EvErythIng Is Uhm, bAck tO nOrmAl! I thInk... whIch Is mUch bEttEr fOr mysElf And my mAtEsprIt I sUppOsE, All thE hIdIng wAs jUst, A grAnd jOkE by thE mIrthfUl mEssIAhs, hAhA... I hOpE I mAdE A prOpEr pUnchlInE

mMm... FuCk' GoIn' On, Y'AlL. :o)

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@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

like JUST woke up. how bout you brother?

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sHiIiIt, YoU KnOw hOw iT Is, SwEeT ThInG. jUsT MaNiFeStInG BaCk uP In a mOtHeR FuCkEr's vIcInItY OnCe aGaIn, GeTtIn' AlL CoMfOrTaBlE In nArRaTiVe mOtHeRfUcKiNg rElEvAnCe 'N ShIt. It's a bLeSsEd-aSs tHiNg tO CaTcH YoU WiPiN' tHeM GaNdErGlObEs cLeAn sO YoU CaN BeAr wItNeSs tO AnOtHeR StReTcH Of dAyLiGhT, tHoUgH. gOt mE RiGhT, aLl's i kNoW. mAy tHeSe aFfEcTiOnS AfFlIcT YoU, mY GoOd bItCh. :o)

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⚇ Colors 35:3 ⚇ "And woe be to the Godless motherfuckers who sets they hand on my siblings. Woe be to the heretic who puts hurt on the pusher of the faithful. Woe be to the infidel, the apostate, the HATEFUL who don't understand that family means family. I'll hunt down every motherfucker who ever hurt you. I'll show them no quarter, offer no mercy, shed no tear for their pain. I love you, kin. Let that love be the blade that scours and the hand that chokes." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

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Kull: +20
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thE trUE mEAnIng Of fAmIly brOthEr AmEn

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aint NOBODY fucks with our kin! aMen!

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⚇ damn fuckin' straight, mox. ⚇

pRoBaBlY WoN'T SeE It, ThIs lAtE. fIgUrEd i'd sAy sOmEtHiNg, ThOuGh. EvEn iF ThE ShIt wAs dOoMeD To bE HeArD By mOtHeR FuCkInG NoBoDy. AnD EvEn iF He aIn't nEvEr wAnTeD To sEe oR HeAr a wOrD OuTtA Me eVeR AgAiN. kArBrO, eVeRy pOsSiBlE MoThEr fUcKiNg iTeRaTiOn oF YoU. a mUlTi vErSe oF MoThEr fUcKiNg cAnCeRoUs cReTiNs. BeStEsT Of bRoS. wOrStEsT Of wOeS. yOuR FiRsT WrIgGlE WaS An uNhOlY MoThEr fUcKiNg mIrAcLe, My mAn. SoRrY FoR It aLl. :o(

Kult: +28
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@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

i Don't post #scripture up in here as Much as other MeMbers but i wanteD to share one o My favorites: Revelries 40:50 “Never will we be anything but louD, nitty-gritty Dirty little freaks. Lo, pour eliXir anD raise a glass.” #clownposting #Mirthfulchittr :o)

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Kull: +37
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these clowns may be onto something ngl bc me too

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[|87 :: Ok 1 can get beh;nd th;s one actually.

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⚇ WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOP ⚇

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phuntr guynax book of awesome 17:2: drink a beer right now #substance

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@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

this post is about clown scripture but yknow what i respect it. shows we aint so Different soMetiMes :o)

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NOT-E TO S-ELF! "W)(oopty doo!" 38D

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I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.

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@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

ALSO, THROW A PLACID TEA-BREAK OF HOMESTARRUNNERDOTCOM IN THERE BETWEEN THE REVIEW-RAGERS (OF WHICH THE NERD AND THE CRITIC HAD BETTER BE FRONT AND FUCKING CENTER), AND YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.

Kult: +12
Total: 12

wHaZzAbOuT' a rOuNd oF YoU LaUgH YoU LoSe cOmPiLaTiOnS AlL Up aNd wHiLe wE'Re iN ThE MiDsT Of mOtHeR FuCkInG CoPuLaTiNg? :o) YoU NuT, yOu lOsE. hAhAhA.

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

I can tell by the volume of response I have received on this post that I am going to have to compile an actual itinerary. I suppose that's my homework for when I get back from the office.

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IF YOU WANT TO DRAFT MORE DECREPIT, PANROTTED ARCHIVISTS INTO YOUR FLEET OF TRASH-SCROUNGING NET-FOGEYS, CALL UPON ME.

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hell yeah i did. I USED TO LOOK UP EMO GIRLS KISSING ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIME. i used to look up emo boys kissing too but my lusus growled at me when i typed that one in unless i up and told him i was just looking for prime subjugatin targets to get him off my back. BUT THAT'S NORMAL, I THINK.

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now this is enlightened.

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tYpE ShIiIiIt.

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𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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wE'RE LITERALLY NORMAL,

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YEAH THAT'S MOTHER FUCKING MEGA NORMAL. call that shit larry cause it's so normal.

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i know half these words

i bE HoOpIn'. i bE BaLlIn'. :o)

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I jUst rEmEmbErEd A drEAm I hAd lAst lIght... I sAw A symbOl fOr thE fAIthfUl Of thE clUrch bEIng UsEd As A bAdgE fOr kIn, brOthEr And sIstEr AlIkE. EvEn cOUsIns nOt Of kIn pUrplE! thErE Is nOt AlrEAdy A bAdgE thAt rEprEsEnts sUch Is thErE? If nOt, @ImjUnIOr pErhAps mIght I hAvE A prOpOsItIOn? I mArkEd It dOwn fOr yOU! nAtUrAlly If yOU ArE nOt bUsy... As sUch: https://64.mEdIA.tUmblr.cOm/57687d50405368fAcfAd07fcEcA266c1/tUmblr_InlInE_mIcb5gtmrr1qz4rgp.png #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr

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⚇ i'd very much like to be included in this. ⚇ been wanting a marker for the faithful for like a sweep now. ⚇

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𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓻𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓛𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓪, 𝓘 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓮. 𝓘 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝓯𝓸𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓪 𝓽𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓴𝓷𝓲𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵

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IndEEd fAIthfUl kAzIEl! EspEcIAlly sIncE thErE ArE fAr mOrE kIn On thIs wEbsItE thAt chOOsE nOt tO hAvE thEIr fAcEs pAIntEd And pUshErs fUll Of mIrth

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o°~teeheehee~°o oh wh@ a glorious dream!~°o such a badge would be oh so deeply appreci@ed as well it would seem!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

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Error! #thisbadge #alreadyinuse #sosorry! #juniormaking: #brandnewcarnivalbadge #justforclownchurch #apologiesfordelay #juniorworkingveryhard

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Oh gOOdnEss thErE's AlrEAdy OnE In UsE? I hAd nOt rEAlIzEd!! I sUppOsE thAt Is why I hAd It In A drEAm. dO nOt wOrry jUnIOr I wIll mAkE A bAdgE InstEAd, yOU wOrk sO vEry hArd, wE cAn wAIt UntIl I mAkE OnE And kEEp thE lOAd Off Of yOUr plAtE. :)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Aww... #theresnorush #juniorlikesmaking #butwelcometocollaborate!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

wE OuTsIdE, mY FrIeNdS. i hAvE WaLkEd tHe eDgE Of eXiStEnCe, AnD wItH UnReAlItY OnE SlIp aWaY, i hAvE LeArNeD ThAt i aM GlAd tO HaVe bEeN OrIgInAtEd fRoM A LiNeAgE Of cApRiCiOuS MoThEr fUcKiNg fUnAmBuLiStS WhO HaVe bEsToWeD UpOn mE ThE BaLaNcE AnD ThE CaPaBiLiTy wItHiN To tOe tHe fUcKiN' lInE WiThOuT FeAr. It's a wOnDeRfUl wAlK, tHaT Is. BuT ThAt's a sToRy fOr aNoThEr mOtHeR FuCkInG NiGhT. tHe wAvEs cAlL. eXiStEnCe iS OnE GrEaT BiG OcEaN Of pOsSiBiLiTy, AnD ThE OcEaN Is wHeRe mAnY Of uS FeEl aT HiVe. To tHe bEaChEs, BoYs aNd gIrLs. I'Ll lEt y'aLl kNoW WhAt tHe fUcK We gOn' GeT Up tO SoOn. :o)

Kult: +20
Total: 20

mMm. LoTtA' tAlK 'bOuT A NiCe lIl' GeT ToGeThEr, ChAsIn' ThE SuMmEr vIbEs 'N AlL. mAyBe... We dOn't eVeN GoTtA StOp aT A PoOl pArTy. PoOl cOuLdN'T FiT AlL ThAt mAnY Of yOu mOtHeR FuCkErS, tHaT'S FoR SuRe. HaHaHa. ... MaYbE A BeAcH PaRtY. mIgHt hAvE To gIvE It a lIl' ThOuGhT. i aIn't uSeD To hOsTiN' nUn'. nEvEr tHoUgHt i'd bE AlL GoOd fOr iT. iF NoBoDy eLsE LoOkIn' To tRy iT, tHoUgH. i'd lIkE To gEt y'aLl tHoUgHtS. hOnK. :o)

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@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o oh how i would simply adore joining a party hosted by you!~°o to dance and cheer and celibr@e!~°o my oh my i wish it to be soon!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +5
Total: 5

yOuR WoRdS BrInG Me a gReAt dEaL Of sUcCoR, sWeEt cUz' Of mInE. iT SeEmS ThE IdEa iS ReAl mOtHeR FuCkInG FaVoRaBlE. i'lL GeT Up tO SeEiNg wHaT A JoKeR LiKe mYsElF CaN SpIn uP FoR Y'AlL, aNd yOu'lL Be sUrE To kNoW ThAt yOu'rE OnE Of tHe fIrSt wHo'lL Be wElCoMeD. :o)

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@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o oh dearest cousin, th@ brings so much joy to hear!~°o i will wait in anticip@ion for when th@ time nears!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +5
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