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@theClown

:o) ‎ ‎ mIrAcLeS, mOtHeR fUcKeR.

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Colors 35:3 ⚇ "And woe be to the Godless motherfuckers who sets they hand on my siblings. Woe be to the heretic who puts hurt on the pusher of the faithful. Woe be to the infidel, the apostate, the HATEFUL who don't understand that family means family. I'll hunt down every motherfucker who ever hurt you. I'll show them no quarter, offer no mercy, shed no tear for their pain. I love you, kin. Let that love be the blade that scours and the hand that chokes." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

thE trUE mEAnIng Of fAmIly brOthEr AmEn

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@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

aint NOBODY fucks with our kin! aMen!

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ damn fuckin' straight, mox. ⚇

pRoBaBlY WoN'T SeE It, ThIs lAtE. fIgUrEd i'd sAy sOmEtHiNg, ThOuGh. EvEn iF ThE ShIt wAs dOoMeD To bE HeArD By mOtHeR FuCkInG NoBoDy. AnD EvEn iF He aIn't nEvEr wAnTeD To sEe oR HeAr a wOrD OuTtA Me eVeR AgAiN. kArBrO, eVeRy pOsSiBlE MoThEr fUcKiNg iTeRaTiOn oF YoU. a mUlTi vErSe oF MoThEr fUcKiNg cAnCeRoUs cReTiNs. BeStEsT Of bRoS. wOrStEsT Of wOeS. yOuR FiRsT WrIgGlE WaS An uNhOlY MoThEr fUcKiNg mIrAcLe, My mAn. SoRrY FoR It aLl. :o(

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@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

i Don't post #scripture up in here as Much as other MeMbers but i wanteD to share one o My favorites: Revelries 40:50 “Never will we be anything but louD, nitty-gritty Dirty little freaks. Lo, pour eliXir anD raise a glass.” #clownposting #Mirthfulchittr :o)

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@turntechVaulthead[TV]

these clowns may be onto something ngl bc me too

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@alarmingApothecary[AA]

[|87 :: Ok 1 can get beh;nd th;s one actually.

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOP ⚇

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

phuntr guynax book of awesome 17:2: drink a beer right now #substance

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@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

this post is about clown scripture but yknow what i respect it. shows we aint so Different soMetiMes :o)

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@cuttlefishCabbalist[CC]

NOT-E TO S-ELF! "W)(oopty doo!" 38D

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

ALSO, THROW A PLACID TEA-BREAK OF HOMESTARRUNNERDOTCOM IN THERE BETWEEN THE REVIEW-RAGERS (OF WHICH THE NERD AND THE CRITIC HAD BETTER BE FRONT AND FUCKING CENTER), AND YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.

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wHaZzAbOuT' a rOuNd oF YoU LaUgH YoU LoSe cOmPiLaTiOnS AlL Up aNd wHiLe wE'Re iN ThE MiDsT Of mOtHeR FuCkInG CoPuLaTiNg? :o) YoU NuT, yOu lOsE. hAhAhA.

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

I can tell by the volume of response I have received on this post that I am going to have to compile an actual itinerary. I suppose that's my homework for when I get back from the office.

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

IF YOU WANT TO DRAFT MORE DECREPIT, PANROTTED ARCHIVISTS INTO YOUR FLEET OF TRASH-SCROUNGING NET-FOGEYS, CALL UPON ME.

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@terminallyCapricious[TC]

hell yeah i did. I USED TO LOOK UP EMO GIRLS KISSING ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIME. i used to look up emo boys kissing too but my lusus growled at me when i typed that one in unless i up and told him i was just looking for prime subjugatin targets to get him off my back. BUT THAT'S NORMAL, I THINK.

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@terminallyCapricious[TC]

now this is enlightened.

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tYpE ShIiIiIt.

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@adiosToreador[AT]

wE'RE LITERALLY NORMAL,

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@terminallyCapricious[TC]

YEAH THAT'S MOTHER FUCKING MEGA NORMAL. call that shit larry cause it's so normal.

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i know half these words

i bE HoOpIn'. i bE BaLlIn'. :o)

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

I jUst rEmEmbErEd A drEAm I hAd lAst lIght... I sAw A symbOl fOr thE fAIthfUl Of thE clUrch bEIng UsEd As A bAdgE fOr kIn, brOthEr And sIstEr AlIkE. EvEn cOUsIns nOt Of kIn pUrplE! thErE Is nOt AlrEAdy A bAdgE thAt rEprEsEnts sUch Is thErE? If nOt, @ImjUnIOr pErhAps mIght I hAvE A prOpOsItIOn? I mArkEd It dOwn fOr yOU! nAtUrAlly If yOU ArE nOt bUsy... As sUch: https://64.mEdIA.tUmblr.cOm/57687d50405368fAcfAd07fcEcA266c1/tUmblr_InlInE_mIcb5gtmrr1qz4rgp.png #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ i'd very much like to be included in this. ⚇ been wanting a marker for the faithful for like a sweep now. ⚇

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@sanctusCervus[SC]

𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓾𝓻𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓛𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓪, 𝓘 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓮. 𝓘 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓻 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝓯𝓸𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓪 𝓽𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓴𝓷𝓲𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

IndEEd fAIthfUl kAzIEl! EspEcIAlly sIncE thErE ArE fAr mOrE kIn On thIs wEbsItE thAt chOOsE nOt tO hAvE thEIr fAcEs pAIntEd And pUshErs fUll Of mIrth

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o oh wh@ a glorious dream!~°o such a badge would be oh so deeply appreci@ed as well it would seem!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

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@imJunior[IJ]

Error! #thisbadge #alreadyinuse #sosorry! #juniormaking: #brandnewcarnivalbadge #justforclownchurch #apologiesfordelay #juniorworkingveryhard

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

Oh gOOdnEss thErE's AlrEAdy OnE In UsE? I hAd nOt rEAlIzEd!! I sUppOsE thAt Is why I hAd It In A drEAm. dO nOt wOrry jUnIOr I wIll mAkE A bAdgE InstEAd, yOU wOrk sO vEry hArd, wE cAn wAIt UntIl I mAkE OnE And kEEp thE lOAd Off Of yOUr plAtE. :)

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@imJunior[IJ]

Aww... #theresnorush #juniorlikesmaking #butwelcometocollaborate!

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wE OuTsIdE, mY FrIeNdS. i hAvE WaLkEd tHe eDgE Of eXiStEnCe, AnD wItH UnReAlItY OnE SlIp aWaY, i hAvE LeArNeD ThAt i aM GlAd tO HaVe bEeN OrIgInAtEd fRoM A LiNeAgE Of cApRiCiOuS MoThEr fUcKiNg fUnAmBuLiStS WhO HaVe bEsToWeD UpOn mE ThE BaLaNcE AnD ThE CaPaBiLiTy wItHiN To tOe tHe fUcKiN' lInE WiThOuT FeAr. It's a wOnDeRfUl wAlK, tHaT Is. BuT ThAt's a sToRy fOr aNoThEr mOtHeR FuCkInG NiGhT. tHe wAvEs cAlL. eXiStEnCe iS OnE GrEaT BiG OcEaN Of pOsSiBiLiTy, AnD ThE OcEaN Is wHeRe mAnY Of uS FeEl aT HiVe. To tHe bEaChEs, BoYs aNd gIrLs. I'Ll lEt y'aLl kNoW WhAt tHe fUcK We gOn' GeT Up tO SoOn. :o)

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mMm. LoTtA' tAlK 'bOuT A NiCe lIl' GeT ToGeThEr, ChAsIn' ThE SuMmEr vIbEs 'N AlL. mAyBe... We dOn't eVeN GoTtA StOp aT A PoOl pArTy. PoOl cOuLdN'T FiT AlL ThAt mAnY Of yOu mOtHeR FuCkErS, tHaT'S FoR SuRe. HaHaHa. ... MaYbE A BeAcH PaRtY. mIgHt hAvE To gIvE It a lIl' ThOuGhT. i aIn't uSeD To hOsTiN' nUn'. nEvEr tHoUgHt i'd bE AlL GoOd fOr iT. iF NoBoDy eLsE LoOkIn' To tRy iT, tHoUgH. i'd lIkE To gEt y'aLl tHoUgHtS. hOnK. :o)

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
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@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o oh how i would simply adore joining a party hosted by you!~°o to dance and cheer and celibr@e!~°o my oh my i wish it to be soon!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

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yOuR WoRdS BrInG Me a gReAt dEaL Of sUcCoR, sWeEt cUz' Of mInE. iT SeEmS ThE IdEa iS ReAl mOtHeR FuCkInG FaVoRaBlE. i'lL GeT Up tO SeEiNg wHaT A JoKeR LiKe mYsElF CaN SpIn uP FoR Y'AlL, aNd yOu'lL Be sUrE To kNoW ThAt yOu'rE OnE Of tHe fIrSt wHo'lL Be wElCoMeD. :o)

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Watch Out!
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@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o oh dearest cousin, th@ brings so much joy to hear!~°o i will wait in anticip@ion for when th@ time nears!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

hOt shIt (AshEn lEttErs) 5:13 “cOOl yOUr tIts bItch tAkE A mOthErfUckIn lAp” wIsE wOrds In thE mOst hOly Of scrIptUrE thAt I hOpE frIEnds Of thE dAsh mAy fOllOw pErhAps #scrIptUrE

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nOt a dAmN ClUe aS To wHaT ThE MoThEr fUcK Is gOiNg oN Rn, BuT I AiN'T EvEr bEeN OnE To aNy aWaY FrOm tHe oPpOrTuNiTy tO JuSt dIsAsSoCiAtE OuT Of a tOpIc aNd sTaRt tHiNkInG 'bOuT SoMe oThEr sHiT. hAhA. :o) wE OuTsIdE OnCe aGaIn, Y'AlL. 'S A HoT BiTcH SuMmEr, OfFiCiAlLy aNd wHaT ThE FuCk nOt, So i'd lIkE FoR AlL Y'AlL MoThEr fUcKeRs tO TaKe a mOmEnT To eNgAgE In sOmE SiLeNt mEdItAtIoN AnD CoNtEmPlAtE ThE NaTuRe oF WhAt iT MeAnS To bE A HoT BiTcH, aNd fInD YoUrSeLvEs gRaTeFuL FoR ThE MiRaCuLoUs wOrK ThEm bItChEs gEt uP To wHeN It cOmEs tO ShAkIn' SoMe aSs, PoPpIn' SoMe nOoK, aNd lOoKiN' sO DaMn fInE. hAlLeLuJaH.

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@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

Hot Bitch Summer oncoming with haste.

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tAlK RiGhT To 'Em, BrOtHeR. sHoW 'eM HoW HoT ThIs bItCh cAn gEt. MoThEr fUcKeRs tRyNa sWeAt. >Bo)

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@theClown[TC]
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@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

I hope to see invites for a pool party floating around somewhere eventually.

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@gardenGamma[GG]

is that an invitation to shake some ass and pop some nook? ;p #nsfw

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@gardenGamma[GG]

is that an invitation to shake some ass and pop some nook? ;p #nsfw

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@gardenGamma[GG]

although i guess that would not be very silent or meditative ._.

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Total: 5
@gardenGamma[GG]

mEdItAtIoN'S AlL TyPeSa sUbJeCtIvE To tHe wHiM Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkEr dOiNg tHe cOnTeMpLaTiOn, BaBy. If yOu'rE LoOkInG FoR An iNvItAtIoN, i cOuLd pOnDeR ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg dHaRmA WhIlE YoU BoUnCe tHaT ShIt oN My lAp. HaHaHa.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@gardenGamma[GG]

hehehe i think i may have to do just that sometime! <3

Kult: +5
Total: 5

tHeY CaMe fOr mY KiN. nGl, ThEy kInDa cOoKeD Us tOo. I SeEn't iT. y'aLl aRe sOmE FuNnY AsS MoThEr fUcKeRs. GoT Me aLl tYpEsA FuCkEd, BuT ThAt sHiT GoT ThE ChOrTlE OuT. :o)

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

i mAdE 420 ThOu, ThEn i fReAkEd iT. :o)

Kult: +10
Total: 10

tHe mEsSiAhS HaVe bLeSsEd mE TwOfOlD ToNiGhT WiTh tHe pReTtIeSt fUcKiNg gIfTs tO ThE GlObEs a bRoThEr cOuLd aSk fOr. I ReMaIn gRaTeFuL As a mOtHeR FuCkEr, AnD In tHe bItChIn' SpIrIt oF ThAt gRaTiTuDe, I AsK ThAt tHe kInDnEsS PaId uNtO Me bE PaId bAcK UnTo eVeRy sInGlE OnE Of yOu mIrAcUlOuS LiTtLe mIsCrEaNtS WaNdErInG 'rOuNd tHeSe pArTs aLoNgSiDe mE. hOnK. :o) tO ThE PiLgRiMs, ThE FoOlS, tHe dReAmErS, tHe sInNeRs, ThE SaInTs, AnD AlL ThE StRaNgE AsS MoThEr fUcKiN' iNsTaNcEs oF AnY MaNnEr oF MoThEr fUcKiN' mOtHeR FuCkEr wHaT'S MoThEr fUcKiN' wAiTiNg fOr mE To bReAk tHe gRuBlOaF WiT' 'Em. MaY FoRtUnE FiNd yOu uNeXpEcTeDlY. mAy tEnDeRnEsS CaTcH YoU UnAwArEs. MaY ThE ThInGs yOu fEaR PrOvE SmAlLeR ThAn tHe tHiNgS ThAt lOvE YoU. BeCaUsE EvErY OnE Of y'aLl mEaNs sOmEtHiNg tO Me. MoRe tHaN YoU MiGhT ReAlIzE. hAhAhA. wE OuTsIiIiDe! >Bo)

Kult: +35
Kull: +5
Total: 40
Ratio: 7.00
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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.

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Total: 828
Ratio: 1.26
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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, twirling my lik£, hair RN. Lik£, WOW. Lik£, OMG.

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Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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@golgothasTerrorized[GT]

Oh my god. (Respectfully!!)

Kult: +7
Total: 7

THATS MY MESSIAH THATS MY MESSIAH -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
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back off of her you dAFT fucking beast -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

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Total: 14
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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

you call this fat i call this slim thicc at best thank cod they canceled #rumblenight because the last thin you need is more cardio once and for all i refuse to be associated wwith the cadre a simps in your comments no im a different breed entirely im not a simp but a snarlbeast in search a vvoluptuous vvixens wwhose slaptastic bellies are wworthy a bein my prey you are so flabby it makes a growwn ass seadwweller wwant to cry

Kull: +10
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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

youre like a dainty and feminine little bag a feathers jane you rest gracefully on a single blade a grass subsistin off one dewwdrop at a time youre literally a molecule wwhat more do i got to say

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

My word, Miss Crocker. Stunning doesn't even come close to how you look here... We are all. Ahem. Incredibly lucky to have your magnanimity on full display here. Tablet end chit. End chit. No don't keep posting words I said END CHIT. I DONT WANT TO COME OFF TOO STRONG YOU INFERNAL THING END CHIT.

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
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bIg aNd bEaUtIfUl. YoU Go oN 'n sHoW 'eM WhAt tO ExPeCt wHeN ThEy tRy tO KnUcKlE-Up wIt' ThE BoSsIeSt bItChIn' BoSs-bItCh. :o)

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Total: 14
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@terminallyCapricious[TC]

fuck you.

oh my gg0dhdjd

wE OuTsIiIiDe. FeElInG ReFrEsHeD. fEeLiNg pOsItIvElY MoThEr fUcKiN' gRaTeFuL, eVeN. tHe rOt hAs sEtTlEd iN, aNd i'vE BeEn mAdE InTo a bEtTeR TrOlL. mE AnD My rOt aRe tIgHt. ShIt aIn't nEvEr gOiNg aNyWhErE. i pRaY YoU'Ll cOmE To bE OnE WiTh tHe rOt tHaT SeTtLeS InSiDe oF YoU. iNtEgRaL PaRt oF ThE BiTcHiN' pRoCeSs, Y'KnOw. :o)

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

i wElCoMe wOuNdS OnTo mY FoRm, AnD PoEmS FlOw fRoM ThE TrApPiNgS Of mY SkIn. EvErY CuT LeAvEs bEhInD A VeRsE. eVeRy sCaR, a lInE Of sCrIpTuRe eTcHeD InTo fLeSh bY LiViNg aNd iNdIfFeReNt mOtHeR FuCkInG FaTe aLiKe. ThE PuLsE Of wIlL NeVeR FaDeS. nO MaTtEr hOw mUcH I HuRt mYsElF, oR AlLoW MySeLf tO Be mOtHeR FuCkIn' HuRt, It rEmAiNs. pUlSe iS EvErYtHiNg. PuLsE ItSeLf iS FuCkIn' PoEtRy. iT Is tHe sAcReD RhYtHm bEnEaTh aLl tHiNgS. tHe pRoOf tHaT DeSiRe sTiLl uP AnD MoVeS, mY DeArS. i'vE LoSt mY OwN PuLsE MoRe tImEs tHaN I CaRe tO AdMiT. bUt i'd sEeK YoUrS OuT AlL ThE SaMe. WiTh mY LiPs pReSsEd tO YoUr lIfElInEs aNd mY ClAwS ReStInG In yOuR SuPpLe, EaGeR FlEsH. hOnK.

Kult: +69
Kull: +45
Total: 114
Ratio: 1.53
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@starryNereid[SN]

˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Oh, my... you 'ave such a way with words! ⚓︎

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

a tHoUsAnD MoThEr fUcKiNg tHaNkS, sWeEt tReAt. :o) I TrY My dAmNeDeSt tO KeEp tHe rAzZlE DaZzLe fReSh 'N ReAdY To gO. pLeNtY To sAy, I'D SaY. hAhAaA.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@theClown[TC]
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˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ As long as there are words out there, there are things t' say and stories t' tell. ⚓︎

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
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@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o oh and how the flesh is eager indeed!~°o to indulge and revel in pleasure and pain whilst w@ching the colors bleed truly a wonderful thought i say, and one for which i kneel and pray but for now i must bring hive my freshest of paints!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

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@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o oh of course, i had forgotten #violence #suggestive #nsfw o°~teeheehee~°o

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@gardenGamma[GG]

its nice to see someone being so gentlemanly on their nsfw posts! :p <3

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@gardenGamma[GG]

nOt oNe tO YuCk yUmS, 'SpEcIaLlY WhEn a lIl' BiT Of nAsTiNeSs iS InVoLvEd. BuT I'Ve bEeN AlL Up aNd fIgUrInG ThAt iT AiN'T AlWaYs tHe bEsT Of mOtHeR FuCkInG OpTiOnS To tRy aNd sCaRe tHe hOeS OfF WiT' tHe cRaZy tAlK. lOnG As i cAn mAkE A GoOd bItCh fEeL LiKe tHeY WaRm 'N WaNtEd, ThAt's aLl tHaT ReAlLy mOtHeR FuCkInG MaTtErS, hAhA. :o)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@gardenGamma[GG]

well, *i* definitely feel very warm and wanted! hehe

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Devotions 2:29 ⚇ Recite this prayer in parts of Priest and Faithful. ⚇ P: 'Though we have launched into the cold and black, we still spit wicked for the two above!' F: 'We remain, still!' P: 'Though we have left our hives behind, we still carry out your hilarious works!' F: 'We remain, still!' P: 'And though we mourn getting to first hand bring the laughter to our most young of kin, we will welcome them into our colors and mayhem when they come of age!' F: 'We remain still!' P: 'AND THOUGH OUR LITTLEST KIN MUST FEND FOR THEMSELVES, WE KNOW THEM TO BE STRONG! WE KNOW THAT FAMILY DOTH FALL FROM THE MAWS OF THE FAITHFUL AND THAT MIRTH DOES SING IN THEIR VEINS! THEY ARE STRONG, THEY ARE CAPABLE, THEY ARE US!' F: 'We remain still!' P: 'Messiahs be praised.' ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

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Total: 77
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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

bEAUtIfUl OnE cyclE I shAll rEcItE EAch sIdE UpOn hE If hIgh mIrths flAgshIp And I shAll bE blEssEd, :)

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ hey sister you been real smiley. ⚇ you gucci? ⚇

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

I sUppOsE I wAs gOIng tO Ask thE sAmE Of yOU, yOU kEEp All rEActIng tO my pOsts- I dO nOt knOw If thAt Is EvEry pOst pErhAps bUt yEs! I jUst wIsh OthErs tO knOw I Am smIlIng dUE tO An IntErActIOn I hAd EArlIEr. I dO nOt wIsh tO cOmE AcrOss As Angry whEn I Am nOt. :)

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ ahah...right on, sister... ⚇

Kult: +5
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wAs oNcE A TiMe i'd cRaWl oUt oF ThE 'cOoN LiKe a gRuB FrEsHlY Re-hAtChEd. BeAdY MoThEr fUcKiNg pEePeRs aLl cRuStEd uP, bLiNkInG InTo tHe bRiGhT LuMiNeScEnCe pOuRiNg tHrOuGh tHe bLiNdS. aNd wAiTiNg fOr mE, eVeRy dAmN MoRnInG, wOuLd bE DoZeNs oF FuNnY LiTtLe mEsSaGeS. lIl' OfFeRiNgS. lItTlE PrOoFs tHaT SoMeWhErE OuT ThErE, mOtHeR FuCkErS WeRe tHiNkIn' 'bOuT Me bEfOrE I'D EvEn rUbBeD ThE SlEeP FrOm mY GlObEs. I HaD An iNkLiNg oF ThE KnOw-hOw bAcK ThEn, BuT I WaS FaR ToO GrEeN To rEcOgNiZe iT FoR WhAt iT TrUlY WaS. tHaT WaS ThE DiSeAsE CaLlEd fRiEnDsHiP. rEaL-AsS BaD MoThEr fUcKeRs cHoOsInG To mAkE RoOm fOr yOu iN ThEiR LiVeS 'n sHiT. tRoLlS WhO GaVe a fUcK AbOuT YoU, fOr bEtTeR Or wOrSe. PeOpLe wHo wAnTeD YoUr iNpUt rEgArDlEsS Of hOw uSeLeSs iT EnDeD Up bEiNg. MoThEr fUcKeRs wHo cOuNtEd oN YoU WhEn iT MaTtErEd aNd wHeN It dIdN'T. dArLiNgS WhO ShArEd tHeIr vIcToRiEs, ThEiR DiSaStErS, tHeIr dUmB AsS ObSeRvAtIoNs, AnD EvErY StRaNgE LiTtLe tHiNg 'TwIxT. eVeRy oNe oF My bUdS AlWaYs hAd sOmEtHiN' tO SaY AbOuT SoMe sHiT', AnD NoT A SiNgLe oNe oF 'eM WaS WoRtH MoRe oR LeSs tO Me tHaN AnOtHeR. I DoN'T HaVe tHaT AnYmOrE. BeEn a lOnG, lOnG TiMe sInCe i cOuLd tRuLy sPaRk a oNe-tO-OnE WiTh sOmEbOdY WhO ThOuGhT I WaS WoRtH ThE FoCuS. wOrTh tHe fUcKiN' tImE, aNd tHe eFfOrT Of rEaChInG OuT. AnD TrUtH Be tOlD, tHaT'S My dOiNg. I Am sOlE To bLaMe. ThE OpPoRtUnItIeS CaMe aNd wEnT. bRiDgEs bUrNeD. dOoRs cLoSeD. sWeEpS AcCuMuLaTeD LiKe sIlT At tHe bOtToM Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkIn' RiVeR, aNd nOw i'lL NeVeR HaVe tHoSe mOmEnTs bAcK. nEvEr aGaIn wIlL I LoOk oNe oF ThOsE OlD FlAmEs iN ThE GaNdEr-oRb wItH ReGrEt, LoVe, AnD ReSoLvE AlL ShArInG SpAcE In mY MoThEr fUcKiNg gAzE. i dId tHaT. I MaDe tHe wOrLd hAtE My fUcKiNg gUtS. yEt fOr aLl tHaT ShIt, I StIlL HoLd tHe wOrLd iN My pUsHeR. aNd eVeN If i'vE CoNdEmNeD MySeLf tO An eTeRnItY UpOn eTeRnItY Of lOnElInEsS, i kNoW My mIsSiOn aIn't fInIsHeD. i wAkE EvErY DaY AnD EvErY NiGhT WiTh mY RaGe tEmPeReD AnD My hOpE InVeStEd nOt iN SaLvAtIoN, bUt iN PuRpOsE. tHe fUtUrE MaY NoT BeLoNg tO Me aNyMoRe, BuT It sTiLl bElOnGs tO SoMeBoDy. tHrOuGh mY FaIlUrEs, I WiLl mAkE ThInGs rIgHt fOr tHe mOtHeR FuCkErS WhO StIlL HaVe a cHaNcE. i'lL Be mAkInG SuRe mY OlD FrIeNdS ArE NoT FoRgOtTeN, eVeN If tHeY ChOsE To fOrGeT Me. FoR ThEiR SaKe, AnD FoR MiNe, I'Ll kEeP GoInG. We oUtSiDe, Y'AlL. hOnK. :o)

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@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o may you continue to fight the good fight, cousin :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +5
Total: 5

bEaUtIfUl, 𝘞𝘰𝘕𝘥𝘦𝘙-𝘸𝘐𝘭𝘓𝘪𝘕𝘨 CuZ' oF MiNe. I PrAy tHe fOaM KeEpS YoU SaFe aNd sOfT ToNiGhT. hArSh aS ThE WiNdS MaY BlOw, We aRe uP To sOmE CrItIcAl mOtHeR FuCkInG WoRk, AnD It iS As gOoD As yOu sAy. We sHaLl nOt bE DiStUrBeD. i sEnD YoU WhOoPs, SiReN-SiStEr. :o)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@theClown[TC]
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
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@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o and to you i send many a prayer for mirth and success in your work!~°o the messiahs smile upon you cousin, and may they smile upon you evermore :•> |-|~[]~|\|~|< o°~teeheehee~°o

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Total: 5

hey uh. listen man, i d0nt hate you. i d0nt know if that even matters, but im trying two be more sympathetic and shit, ykn0w? your head screws with y0u sometimes and makes y0u intwo a different pers0n. i get that. hope shit l0oks up.

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Total: 4
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... mEaNs mOrE ThAn yOu mIgHt mOtHeR FuCkInG ThInK, mY GoOd bItCh. :o) 'cOuRsE, i sHoUlD WaTcH WhAt i sAy. ReAl tEmPtInG To dIsReGaRd tHe gOoD WiLl wIt' A WhOlE BuNcHa "IoN DeSeRvE It," "ThIs aIn't rEaL," "i dOuBt iT" tYpA NoNsEnSe. BuT YoU'S ReAl rAtIoNaL 'bOuT It, So i'm gOnNa tAkE It tO PuShEr. AlL LoVe, YuNg g sOlLuXaNdEr. NoThInG BuT LoVe. HoNk.

Kult: +5
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@cuttlefishCabbalist[CC]

Meditation went well! 38)

Kult: +19
Kull: +7
Total: 26
Ratio: 2.71