

𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘇𝗲𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮.
@theClown
:o) mIrAcLeS, mOtHeR fUcKeR.

⚇ Colors 35:3 ⚇ "And woe be to the Godless motherfuckers who sets they hand on my siblings. Woe be to the heretic who puts hurt on the pusher of the faithful. Woe be to the infidel, the apostate, the HATEFUL who don't understand that family means family. I'll hunt down every motherfucker who ever hurt you. I'll show them no quarter, offer no mercy, shed no tear for their pain. I love you, kin. Let that love be the blade that scours and the hand that chokes." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
pRoBaBlY WoN'T SeE It, ThIs lAtE. fIgUrEd i'd sAy sOmEtHiNg, ThOuGh. EvEn iF ThE ShIt wAs dOoMeD To bE HeArD By mOtHeR FuCkInG NoBoDy. AnD EvEn iF He aIn't nEvEr wAnTeD To sEe oR HeAr a wOrD OuTtA Me eVeR AgAiN. kArBrO, eVeRy pOsSiBlE MoThEr fUcKiNg iTeRaTiOn oF YoU. a mUlTi vErSe oF MoThEr fUcKiNg cAnCeRoUs cReTiNs. BeStEsT Of bRoS. wOrStEsT Of wOeS. yOuR FiRsT WrIgGlE WaS An uNhOlY MoThEr fUcKiNg mIrAcLe, My mAn. SoRrY FoR It aLl. :o(
i Don't post #scripture up in here as Much as other MeMbers but i wanteD to share one o My favorites: Revelries 40:50 “Never will we be anything but louD, nitty-gritty Dirty little freaks. Lo, pour eliXir anD raise a glass.” #clownposting #Mirthfulchittr :o)

NOT-E TO S-ELF! "W)(oopty doo!" 38D

I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.

I jUst rEmEmbErEd A drEAm I hAd lAst lIght... I sAw A symbOl fOr thE fAIthfUl Of thE clUrch bEIng UsEd As A bAdgE fOr kIn, brOthEr And sIstEr AlIkE. EvEn cOUsIns nOt Of kIn pUrplE! thErE Is nOt AlrEAdy A bAdgE thAt rEprEsEnts sUch Is thErE? If nOt, @ImjUnIOr pErhAps mIght I hAvE A prOpOsItIOn? I mArkEd It dOwn fOr yOU! nAtUrAlly If yOU ArE nOt bUsy... As sUch: https://64.mEdIA.tUmblr.cOm/57687d50405368fAcfAd07fcEcA266c1/tUmblr_InlInE_mIcb5gtmrr1qz4rgp.png #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
wE OuTsIdE, mY FrIeNdS. i hAvE WaLkEd tHe eDgE Of eXiStEnCe, AnD wItH UnReAlItY OnE SlIp aWaY, i hAvE LeArNeD ThAt i aM GlAd tO HaVe bEeN OrIgInAtEd fRoM A LiNeAgE Of cApRiCiOuS MoThEr fUcKiNg fUnAmBuLiStS WhO HaVe bEsToWeD UpOn mE ThE BaLaNcE AnD ThE CaPaBiLiTy wItHiN To tOe tHe fUcKiN' lInE WiThOuT FeAr. It's a wOnDeRfUl wAlK, tHaT Is. BuT ThAt's a sToRy fOr aNoThEr mOtHeR FuCkInG NiGhT. tHe wAvEs cAlL. eXiStEnCe iS OnE GrEaT BiG OcEaN Of pOsSiBiLiTy, AnD ThE OcEaN Is wHeRe mAnY Of uS FeEl aT HiVe. To tHe bEaChEs, BoYs aNd gIrLs. I'Ll lEt y'aLl kNoW WhAt tHe fUcK We gOn' GeT Up tO SoOn. :o)
mMm. LoTtA' tAlK 'bOuT A NiCe lIl' GeT ToGeThEr, ChAsIn' ThE SuMmEr vIbEs 'N AlL. mAyBe... We dOn't eVeN GoTtA StOp aT A PoOl pArTy. PoOl cOuLdN'T FiT AlL ThAt mAnY Of yOu mOtHeR FuCkErS, tHaT'S FoR SuRe. HaHaHa. ... MaYbE A BeAcH PaRtY. mIgHt hAvE To gIvE It a lIl' ThOuGhT. i aIn't uSeD To hOsTiN' nUn'. nEvEr tHoUgHt i'd bE AlL GoOd fOr iT. iF NoBoDy eLsE LoOkIn' To tRy iT, tHoUgH. i'd lIkE To gEt y'aLl tHoUgHtS. hOnK. :o)

hOt shIt (AshEn lEttErs) 5:13 “cOOl yOUr tIts bItch tAkE A mOthErfUckIn lAp” wIsE wOrds In thE mOst hOly Of scrIptUrE thAt I hOpE frIEnds Of thE dAsh mAy fOllOw pErhAps #scrIptUrE
nOt a dAmN ClUe aS To wHaT ThE MoThEr fUcK Is gOiNg oN Rn, BuT I AiN'T EvEr bEeN OnE To aNy aWaY FrOm tHe oPpOrTuNiTy tO JuSt dIsAsSoCiAtE OuT Of a tOpIc aNd sTaRt tHiNkInG 'bOuT SoMe oThEr sHiT. hAhA. :o) wE OuTsIdE OnCe aGaIn, Y'AlL. 'S A HoT BiTcH SuMmEr, OfFiCiAlLy aNd wHaT ThE FuCk nOt, So i'd lIkE FoR AlL Y'AlL MoThEr fUcKeRs tO TaKe a mOmEnT To eNgAgE In sOmE SiLeNt mEdItAtIoN AnD CoNtEmPlAtE ThE NaTuRe oF WhAt iT MeAnS To bE A HoT BiTcH, aNd fInD YoUrSeLvEs gRaTeFuL FoR ThE MiRaCuLoUs wOrK ThEm bItChEs gEt uP To wHeN It cOmEs tO ShAkIn' SoMe aSs, PoPpIn' SoMe nOoK, aNd lOoKiN' sO DaMn fInE. hAlLeLuJaH.
tHe mEsSiAhS HaVe bLeSsEd mE TwOfOlD ToNiGhT WiTh tHe pReTtIeSt fUcKiNg gIfTs tO ThE GlObEs a bRoThEr cOuLd aSk fOr. I ReMaIn gRaTeFuL As a mOtHeR FuCkEr, AnD In tHe bItChIn' SpIrIt oF ThAt gRaTiTuDe, I AsK ThAt tHe kInDnEsS PaId uNtO Me bE PaId bAcK UnTo eVeRy sInGlE OnE Of yOu mIrAcUlOuS LiTtLe mIsCrEaNtS WaNdErInG 'rOuNd tHeSe pArTs aLoNgSiDe mE. hOnK. :o) tO ThE PiLgRiMs, ThE FoOlS, tHe dReAmErS, tHe sInNeRs, ThE SaInTs, AnD AlL ThE StRaNgE AsS MoThEr fUcKiN' iNsTaNcEs oF AnY MaNnEr oF MoThEr fUcKiN' mOtHeR FuCkEr wHaT'S MoThEr fUcKiN' wAiTiNg fOr mE To bReAk tHe gRuBlOaF WiT' 'Em. MaY FoRtUnE FiNd yOu uNeXpEcTeDlY. mAy tEnDeRnEsS CaTcH YoU UnAwArEs. MaY ThE ThInGs yOu fEaR PrOvE SmAlLeR ThAn tHe tHiNgS ThAt lOvE YoU. BeCaUsE EvErY OnE Of y'aLl mEaNs sOmEtHiNg tO Me. MoRe tHaN YoU MiGhT ReAlIzE. hAhAhA. wE OuTsIiIiDe! >Bo)

Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
wE OuTsIiIiDe. FeElInG ReFrEsHeD. fEeLiNg pOsItIvElY MoThEr fUcKiN' gRaTeFuL, eVeN. tHe rOt hAs sEtTlEd iN, aNd i'vE BeEn mAdE InTo a bEtTeR TrOlL. mE AnD My rOt aRe tIgHt. ShIt aIn't nEvEr gOiNg aNyWhErE. i pRaY YoU'Ll cOmE To bE OnE WiTh tHe rOt tHaT SeTtLeS InSiDe oF YoU. iNtEgRaL PaRt oF ThE BiTcHiN' pRoCeSs, Y'KnOw. :o)
i wElCoMe wOuNdS OnTo mY FoRm, AnD PoEmS FlOw fRoM ThE TrApPiNgS Of mY SkIn. EvErY CuT LeAvEs bEhInD A VeRsE. eVeRy sCaR, a lInE Of sCrIpTuRe eTcHeD InTo fLeSh bY LiViNg aNd iNdIfFeReNt mOtHeR FuCkInG FaTe aLiKe. ThE PuLsE Of wIlL NeVeR FaDeS. nO MaTtEr hOw mUcH I HuRt mYsElF, oR AlLoW MySeLf tO Be mOtHeR FuCkIn' HuRt, It rEmAiNs. pUlSe iS EvErYtHiNg. PuLsE ItSeLf iS FuCkIn' PoEtRy. iT Is tHe sAcReD RhYtHm bEnEaTh aLl tHiNgS. tHe pRoOf tHaT DeSiRe sTiLl uP AnD MoVeS, mY DeArS. i'vE LoSt mY OwN PuLsE MoRe tImEs tHaN I CaRe tO AdMiT. bUt i'd sEeK YoUrS OuT AlL ThE SaMe. WiTh mY LiPs pReSsEd tO YoUr lIfElInEs aNd mY ClAwS ReStInG In yOuR SuPpLe, EaGeR FlEsH. hOnK.

⚇ Devotions 2:29 ⚇ Recite this prayer in parts of Priest and Faithful. ⚇ P: 'Though we have launched into the cold and black, we still spit wicked for the two above!' F: 'We remain, still!' P: 'Though we have left our hives behind, we still carry out your hilarious works!' F: 'We remain, still!' P: 'And though we mourn getting to first hand bring the laughter to our most young of kin, we will welcome them into our colors and mayhem when they come of age!' F: 'We remain still!' P: 'AND THOUGH OUR LITTLEST KIN MUST FEND FOR THEMSELVES, WE KNOW THEM TO BE STRONG! WE KNOW THAT FAMILY DOTH FALL FROM THE MAWS OF THE FAITHFUL AND THAT MIRTH DOES SING IN THEIR VEINS! THEY ARE STRONG, THEY ARE CAPABLE, THEY ARE US!' F: 'We remain still!' P: 'Messiahs be praised.' ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
wAs oNcE A TiMe i'd cRaWl oUt oF ThE 'cOoN LiKe a gRuB FrEsHlY Re-hAtChEd. BeAdY MoThEr fUcKiNg pEePeRs aLl cRuStEd uP, bLiNkInG InTo tHe bRiGhT LuMiNeScEnCe pOuRiNg tHrOuGh tHe bLiNdS. aNd wAiTiNg fOr mE, eVeRy dAmN MoRnInG, wOuLd bE DoZeNs oF FuNnY LiTtLe mEsSaGeS. lIl' OfFeRiNgS. lItTlE PrOoFs tHaT SoMeWhErE OuT ThErE, mOtHeR FuCkErS WeRe tHiNkIn' 'bOuT Me bEfOrE I'D EvEn rUbBeD ThE SlEeP FrOm mY GlObEs. I HaD An iNkLiNg oF ThE KnOw-hOw bAcK ThEn, BuT I WaS FaR ToO GrEeN To rEcOgNiZe iT FoR WhAt iT TrUlY WaS. tHaT WaS ThE DiSeAsE CaLlEd fRiEnDsHiP. rEaL-AsS BaD MoThEr fUcKeRs cHoOsInG To mAkE RoOm fOr yOu iN ThEiR LiVeS 'n sHiT. tRoLlS WhO GaVe a fUcK AbOuT YoU, fOr bEtTeR Or wOrSe. PeOpLe wHo wAnTeD YoUr iNpUt rEgArDlEsS Of hOw uSeLeSs iT EnDeD Up bEiNg. MoThEr fUcKeRs wHo cOuNtEd oN YoU WhEn iT MaTtErEd aNd wHeN It dIdN'T. dArLiNgS WhO ShArEd tHeIr vIcToRiEs, ThEiR DiSaStErS, tHeIr dUmB AsS ObSeRvAtIoNs, AnD EvErY StRaNgE LiTtLe tHiNg 'TwIxT. eVeRy oNe oF My bUdS AlWaYs hAd sOmEtHiN' tO SaY AbOuT SoMe sHiT', AnD NoT A SiNgLe oNe oF 'eM WaS WoRtH MoRe oR LeSs tO Me tHaN AnOtHeR. I DoN'T HaVe tHaT AnYmOrE. BeEn a lOnG, lOnG TiMe sInCe i cOuLd tRuLy sPaRk a oNe-tO-OnE WiTh sOmEbOdY WhO ThOuGhT I WaS WoRtH ThE FoCuS. wOrTh tHe fUcKiN' tImE, aNd tHe eFfOrT Of rEaChInG OuT. AnD TrUtH Be tOlD, tHaT'S My dOiNg. I Am sOlE To bLaMe. ThE OpPoRtUnItIeS CaMe aNd wEnT. bRiDgEs bUrNeD. dOoRs cLoSeD. sWeEpS AcCuMuLaTeD LiKe sIlT At tHe bOtToM Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkIn' RiVeR, aNd nOw i'lL NeVeR HaVe tHoSe mOmEnTs bAcK. nEvEr aGaIn wIlL I LoOk oNe oF ThOsE OlD FlAmEs iN ThE GaNdEr-oRb wItH ReGrEt, LoVe, AnD ReSoLvE AlL ShArInG SpAcE In mY MoThEr fUcKiNg gAzE. i dId tHaT. I MaDe tHe wOrLd hAtE My fUcKiNg gUtS. yEt fOr aLl tHaT ShIt, I StIlL HoLd tHe wOrLd iN My pUsHeR. aNd eVeN If i'vE CoNdEmNeD MySeLf tO An eTeRnItY UpOn eTeRnItY Of lOnElInEsS, i kNoW My mIsSiOn aIn't fInIsHeD. i wAkE EvErY DaY AnD EvErY NiGhT WiTh mY RaGe tEmPeReD AnD My hOpE InVeStEd nOt iN SaLvAtIoN, bUt iN PuRpOsE. tHe fUtUrE MaY NoT BeLoNg tO Me aNyMoRe, BuT It sTiLl bElOnGs tO SoMeBoDy. tHrOuGh mY FaIlUrEs, I WiLl mAkE ThInGs rIgHt fOr tHe mOtHeR FuCkErS WhO StIlL HaVe a cHaNcE. i'lL Be mAkInG SuRe mY OlD FrIeNdS ArE NoT FoRgOtTeN, eVeN If tHeY ChOsE To fOrGeT Me. FoR ThEiR SaKe, AnD FoR MiNe, I'Ll kEeP GoInG. We oUtSiDe, Y'AlL. hOnK. :o)

Meditation went well! 38)


















