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@theClown
:o) โ โ mIrAcLeS, mOtHeR fUcKeR.
wAkEy, WaKeY. wAkE 'yO MoThEr fUcKiN' aSsEs uP. iT'S A NeW NiGhT. gEt yO' sHiT ReAdY. i'dUnNo 'BoUt y'aLl, BuT I'M FiNnA GeT DoWn wItH ThE ZeN Of iT AlL ToNiGhT. oN SoMe rEaL ShIt. We oUtSiIiIiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs
have yerself a fine evenin6, pardner!
mOrAl oF ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg nIgHt, My fRiEnDs. To eXiSt iS To iNdUlGe. CoMe tImE To sHeD YoUr eXiStEnCe, ThErE WoN'T Be nUn' ๐๐ฐ iNdUlGe. So yOu bEsT InDuLgE WhIlE YoU CaN, bUt nEvEr oVeRiNdUlGe, FoR YoU WiLl fInD YoUrSeLf lOsT AnD LiStLeSs wHeN It's tImE To gIvE It aLlLlL ThE FuCk uP. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #ReGrEtS
!!! AMEN !!!
Banana nut muffin.
why r you nuttin on your banana muffin??? ๐๐๐๐๐๐ #nsfw
Strike 1.
nahhh three strikes your out ass reply ๐๐๐๐
Not Raisin?
Of course raisin!! I had raisin earlier while that freak writer guy was out and about.
>> WOAH!! Bo1d today, aren't we?
wHaT'S ThE WoOoRd, WhAt's tHe mOvE? wHaT Y'AlL DoInG ToDaY? y'aLl dOiNg sOmE FuNnY ShIt? Y'AlL DoInG AnYtHiNg aT AlL? oR ArE We dOiNg mOtHeR FuCkInG NaAaAaAaThIn'? :o) eNlIgHtEn a bRoThEr. TaLk 'Ya sHiT. mAnS Is bOrEd, Y'FeEl mE? i lIkE CoNvErSaTiN' wIt' SoMe oF YoU FrEaKy fRoGs. HoNk. #ViBeS #fAiTh #TyPeShIt
i dOn't rEaLlY KnOw wHaT ThE FuCk iT Is, BuT... i gOtS A FeElInG AbOuT SoMeThInG. sOmE InTeR-CiViLiZeD CoNfLiCt gOiNg oN AnD ShIt. KiN AgAiNsT KiN. sOmE Of y'aLl sOmE BrOkE AsSeS. wHy yOu cAlLiNg oThEr bRoKe aSsEs hOmElEsS, tHoUgH? tHaT'S HyPoCrItIcAl, BrAh. :o( #ViBeS #fAiTh #VaGuEcHiT
gamzee said no brokie on brokie crimes, that shit's whack
tWo mOtHeR FuCkErS ThAt aIn't sHiT BeEfInG AiN'T GoN' mAkE EiThEr oF ThEm sUdDeNlY WoRtH ShIt, MaN. wE JuSt cAtChIn' FaDeS FoR ThE LoVe oF ThE *iDeA* oF ThE GaMe. We nOt eVeN In tHe gAmE! :o(
I Am sO ExcItEd, thErE Is A bOnfIrE At thE lOcAl bIg tOp tOnIght! I hAvE On my nIcE bAll gOwn And Am hEAdIng thErE nOw! thEy sAId thEy ArE gOIng tO InvItE mEmbErs Of OthEr cAstEs, I wOndEr fOr whAt pUrpOsE. pErhAps It cAn AssIst On my AnthrOpOlOgIcAl stUdy On nOn clOwns! I Am qUItE ExcItEd tO sEE hOw EvErythIng gOEs. #clOwnpOstIng
eArTh c gOt a cRiMiNaL AmOuNt oF NiCe-aSs hAnGoUt sPoTs bUt tHeY AlL In tHeM PlAcEs wHeRe iF Yo nInJuTsU AiN'T At lEaSt lEvEl dIsReZpEkTfUl, YoU NoT MaKiN' iT Up tHeRe. i aIn't fElT ThIs lOoSe iN A MiNuTe. HaHaHa. ShIt cOoL ThO. i'm pOsTeD. :o) hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/06E316D5F91e.pNg #vIbEs #FaItH #pArKoUr
Kanaya Friendship Maryam Will Be What I Am Remembered As Once All Is Said And Done
iT'S 'cHa bOy. We oUtSiIiIiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs
nOt tO Go aNd pOiSoN ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg mOoD RiGhT NoW, bUt... I NeEd iT To bE MoThEr fUcKiN' sAiD. pRoBaBlY AiN'T NoBoDy eLsE GoN' tElL SoMe oF ThEsE BrOtHeRs tHe tRuTh. To mY MoSt mIrThFuL AnD PaRtYrOcKiN' oF FeLlOw mOtHeR FuCkIn' TrOoPs oF ThE TrOuPe. SoMe oF Y'AlL GoT SoMe fUcKeD Up aSs hAiRcUtS. i bElIeVe iN MeRcY AnD GoOd wIlL, bUt jUsT StRaIgHt uP CuLl 'Yo bArBeRs. ThEy gOt yOu fUcKeD. i'm nOt tRyNa' HeAr nO IfS, aNd, Or bUtTs. Y'AlL ClOwNs, BrO. y'lOoK GoOfY. eItHeR GeT RiGhT Or gO BaLd. :o( #vIbEs #FaItH #hAiRlInE
shit barbers are on the list for guillotined during the revvolution
HUH? THEREโS GONNNNNA BE A CULLING?
ALMOST NEVER. CAN.. CAN IT BE DONNNE AWAY FRIM MY RESPET BLOCK AT LEAST? LIKE IโM ALL UPF FOR A FUN GAME AS MUCH AS THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKER BUT I DONโT WANNA SLIP IN BLOOD AGAINโฆ #CULLING
sEeInG A LoTtA DiScOuRsE WrItHiNg aRoUnD ThE CoRpSe oF WhAt tHe nEw gEnS AnD AlL ThEsE OfF-WoRlD MoThEr fUcKeRs iNsIsT On gEtTiNg tHeIr rEfErRiNg oN As โPaIlInG SeAsOn.โ nOw i aInโt hErE To rEd-pEnCiL ThE ExAcT ShApE Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkIn' ThAnG. tRuTh bE ToLd, HaLf tHe sPeCiFiCs lEaKeD OuT My hEaRdUcTs sWeEpS AgO. sHiT WeNt aNd dIsSoLvEd iNtO InFoRmAtIvE MoThEr fUcKiN' rUnOfF. bUt i gOtTa dRaG SoMe tRuTh sQuIrMiNg iNtO ThE LiGhT FoR AlL YoU PoOr bAsTaRdS UnAcQuAiNtEd wItH ThE WaY AlTeRnIa mEtAbOlIzEd oUr vErY MoThEr fUcKiNg wAy oF BeInG. :o( ThErE AiN'T No lOvE BoRn oUt tHe cLuTcH Of sUrViVaL, mY FlOcK. sUrViVaL AiN'T No mOtHeR FuCkInG SoUrCe oF TeNdErNeSs. ThAt sHiT OnLy kNoW HoW To cOuNt. OnLy kNoW HoW To cOuNt rIbS, cOuNt bReAtHs, CoUnT HoW MaNy sUnSeTs yO BoDy cAn sTiLl dRaG ItSeLf tHrOuGh bEfOrE ThE NiGhT FiNaLlY LoOkS At yOu aNd sAyS, โA'IgHt, EnOuGh.โ sUrViVaL DoN'T WoO. iT BaRgAiNs. It dOn't hOlD FrOnDs, YeT It gRiPs aT ThE ThRoAtStAlK. lOvE AiN'T BuIlT LiKe tHaT. lOvE AiN'T EcOnOmIcAl, It aIn't eFfIcIeNt. ThAt sHiT DoN'T ObEy tHe cOlD ArItHmEtIc oF ThE WoRlD. sUrViVaL Is a mEaNs tO An eNd, BuT LoVe? LoVe's tHe bEgInNiNg aNd tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG EnD BoTh, FaMiLiA. lOvE DoN'T GoT No cLeAn mOtHeR FuCkInG LiNe wHeRe iT StArTs aNd sToPs. YoU JuSt fAlL InTo iT LiKe sLeEp. NoW, sUrViVaL'S CoLd. CoLd aNd cRuEl. LaW Of tHe wOrLd. AnD ThE LaW DoN'T GiVe a fUcK HoW YoU FeEl aBoUt iT NeItHeR. tHe jUnGlE DoN'T PaUsE CuZ YoUr pUsHeR TeNdEr. ThE OcEaN DoN'T SpArE YoU NoNe jUsT CuZ YoU GoT ThE MiRtH In yOuR ChEsT. nAtUrE'Ll cHeW SaInTs aNd sInNeRs wItH ThE SaMe mOuTh. ThAt's sUrViVaL. tHaT'S ThE LaW. iT Is wHaT It iS. aS SuCh, A PaIl's jUsT A PaIl. ThAt's aLl iT TrUlY Is. A VeSsEl. MeAnS To aN EnD. rItUaLiZeD BrEeDiNg. BuT WhEn yOu rEaLlY GeTtInG DoWn wItH SoMeBoDy, WhEn yOu tRuLy wRaPpEd uP In aNoThEr sOuL, yOu aIn't tHiNkInG AbOuT ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg pAiL. yOu tHiNk aBoUt tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG LoVe. YoU CaN LoVe lOvInG, oR HaTe tHe fAcT ThAt yOu lOvE At aLl. BuT Itโs sTiLl lOvE ReGaRdLeSs. ThAt fEeLiNg oNlY CoMeS FrOm tHe nAtUrAl eXpErIeNcE Of iT. fRoM GeNuInElY LiViNg tHrOuGh tHaT ShIt, 'n lEtTiNg iT CaRvE ItS ShApE InTo yOu. It dOnโt cOmE FrOm sUrViVaL. iT DoNโT CoMe fRoM TrYiNg tO FiLl a pAiL JuSt sO YoU CaN KeEp bReAtHiNg oNe mOrE NiGhT. iT CoMeS FrOm tHe lOvE. wHeN ThAt dRoNe cOmEs kNoCkIn', tHeRe's aIn't nO LoVe tO Be hAd. HaTeD ThOsE NiGhTs tHe mOsT. nOt eVeN ThE GrEaTeSt hIgHs cOuLd kEeP Me fRoM FeElInG ThE DrEaD ThAt i'd hAvE To gEt aLl iNtO It wItH SoMeBoDy iN SuCh a lOvElEsS MoThEr fUcKiN' mAnNeR. dOn't lEt nObOdY FoOl yOu. ThE ShIt's dReAdFuL. :o( #ViBeS #fAiTh #PaIlInGsEaSoN #nSfW
rechitt tbh
sHiT'S ThE WhOlE MoThEr fUcKiNg pOiNt, My dOgG. yOu jUsT KeEp 'Yo sElF RiGhT, tHoUgH. fIlL WhAt yOu fIlL, aNd lEt tHe dRoNeS TaKe tHaT ShIt aWaY. yOu wOn't nEeD To tHiNk aBoUt tHaT ShIt fOr a wHiLe aFtEr tHaT. :o)
kudos!
sHiIiIt. If tHeRe wAs aNyOnE WhO HaD ThE MoThEr fUcKiN' kNoW On aBoUt tHe hArSh rEaLiTiEs oF CaRnAlItY, aIn't nO DoUbT It'd bE YoU, lIl' RaM. bLeSsEd nIgHt tO YoU, bAbY. :o)
tHoUgHtS, tHoUgHtS, tHoUgHtS. tHiNkIn' ThOuGhTs. SpArE A ThOuGhT? aNyThInG At aLl. LeT A BrOtHeR TaKe a pEeP InTo tHe mInDs oF AlL YoU CuRiOuS MoThEr fUcKeRs oUt tHeRe. DrOp a tHoUgHt, C'MoN. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #ThOuGhTs
I havw to meet someone and I dont wannnaa.. but i have to as i agreed to it. I dont even like him. Wuxjy
I donโt know if you wanna take a look in here brotha, itโ$$$ a me$$$ HA!
nOt lIkE ThErE'S AnY SoRt oF DiViNe oBlIgAtIoN KeEpInG YoU FrOm hItTiNg tHe mOtHeR FuCkEr rAiN ChEcK, rAiN. cHeCk iT. :o) iLlNeSs, EmErGeNcY. yO DoG ChOkEd oN A ObLoNg mEaT PrOdUcT. yO' cAr bRoKe dOwN. bEsT SaVe yOuR AtTeNtIoN AnD FoCuS FoR ThE BiTcHeS YoU TrYnA' kIcK WiT', NoT WiT' tHe oPpOsItE. tHaT'S FoR YoU To dEcIdE, tHoUgH.
mEsSy rEcOgNiZiNg mOtHeR FuCkInG MeSsEs, BrOtHeR MiNe. YoU'D Be sUrPrIsEd tO KnOw wHeRe yO KiN'S BeEn aLl uP AnD In. TaLk yO ShIt. :o)
a cLoWn's a cLoWn. I LiKeD ThE ClOwN. cAn't sPeAk fOr mAnY. :o) #OuTgLuTmAsQuErAdE
>>| .an .appreciation post to purplebloods. dont be .afraid .of them. they're just living their live how they .actually want to. they won't hurt .anyone without .a reason. most .of them do perform silly .and funny stuff. .i think .about to go to the circus .again .and .enjoy .antoher gorgeous show. .all how they dance .and jump .and many many more. please, do .appreciate them for such show. #purplelove
yOU ArE sO kInd! vEry trUE wE lOvE pUtrtIng On shOws! gOOdnEss It hAs bEEn tOO lOng sIncE I hAvE bEEn UndEr A bIgtOp, yOU rEmInd mE I shOUld gO tO A lArgEr clUrchly EvEnt sOmEtImE... sIgh
>>| .i'd .even want to visit .a cult shows but .it's .impossible to get without getting spinal crevice kicked. caste-only .and .i .understand that.
Oh yEs thOsE ArE IndEEd qUItE dIffIcUlt tO gEt IntO fOr thOsE whO ArE nOt brOthErs Or sIstErs Of pAIntEd fAcE EvEn cOUsIns mAy hAvE dIffIcUlty bUt thErE ArE plEnty EvEnts OpEn fOr thOsE wIshIng tO gO! jUst- pErhAps hAvE A kInblOOdEd As EscOrt fOr sAfEty rEAsOns
dAyLiGhT BrEaKs. BeAcH WaS ThE RiGhT CaLl. GoT A MoThEr fUcKiNg sEaGuLl sTaNcEd uP AnD AuRa fArMiNg oN My cHaSsIs aNd sHiT. tAlOnS KiNdA DiGgIn' In mY ShIt, BuT LiKe... I DoN'T GoTs iT In mE To dIsTuRb tHe mOtHeR FuCkEr, Y'FeEl? We gEt iT, lIl' BuDdY. wE SeE ThE FeAtHeRs. :o) HoNk. WeLl. ReGaRdLeSs. We oUtSiIiIdE, y'aLl. BlEsSeD MoRnInGs tO Y'AlL. #ViBeS #fAiTh #TyPeShIt
gEtTiNg rEaL DaRk nOw. SkYโS GoNe aLl bRuIsEd aNd eNdLeSs. StIlL CaNโT FiNd iT In mE NoT To sPeNd a mOtHeR FuCkIn' MiDnIgHt oUt oN ThE BeAcH, tHoUgH. GuEsS I ShOuLdNโT Be tOo mOtHeR FuCkInG FoRtHcOmInG WiTh tHe dEtAiLs lEsT SoMeBoDy sNiFf mE OuT AnD GeT Me kIcKeD ThE FuCk oFf tHe sHoRe, BuT DaMn iF I HaVeNโT MiSsEd tHiS KiNd oF ViEw sOmEtHiNg fIeRcE. nObOdY OuT HeRe bUt tHe tIdE AnD ThE WiNd wHiSpErInG SoMe oLd aSs sHiT To eAcH OtHeR. cAnโt aLwAyS SaY I EnJoY IsOlAtIoN. uSuAlLy sTaRtS ChEwInG At tHe sPiRiT AfTeR AwHiLe. BuT ToNiGhT? tOnIgHt i wOuLdNโT MiNd iT OnE BiT. cOuLd jUsT LiE BaCk iN ThE SaNd, ShUt mY PeEpErS, aNd lEt tHe cOaStLiNe bReAtHe mE ThE FuCk iN. lEt tHe hUsH Of tHe wAvEs dRaG My tHoUgHtS OuT InTo tHe dReAmScApE. lEt aLl tHe nOiSe jUsT FiZzLe iNtO MoThEr fUcKiN' sTaTiC HuMs. A BlEsSeD NiGhT, tHaT WoUlD SuReLy mOtHeRfUcKiNg bE. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #FaTiGuE
oH. fOrGoT To mAkE It kNoWn. As aLwAyS. wE OuTsIiIiDe. :o)
#youroutside #positive
wIt' A LiL' bIt oF CoUrAgE AnD A LiL' bIt oF LuCk, YoU CoUlD Be tOo, SwEeT StRaNgEr. I GoTs mY FaItH In yOuR AbIlItY To aPpReCiAtE ThE StArS A 'mO. :o)
1 S4W G4MZ33'S TO3S, C4LL TH4T B1TCH TO3Z33
mOsT BlEsSeD Of nIgHtS. eNjOy tHe sEcOnDs aS ThEy cOmE, fAmIlIa. EvEn iF YoU'Re nOt aLl tHaT MoThEr fUcKiNg sUrE HoW YoU'Re gOiNg tO EnJoY 'eM, yOu mAkE Do wIt' WhAt yOu gOt aNd yOu mOtHeR FuCkInG ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฐ๐ . ThEy'rE AlL SoMe oF Us gOt. :o) HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/9A7B9A35591E.JpG #ViBeS #fAiTh #SuBsTaNcEs
dAwGs cAn't bE AlL Up aNd mUzZlEd nIgHt iN AnD NiGhT OuT, tErEcItA. gOtTa lEt 'Em bReAtHe aT SoMe pOiNt. :o)
wHaT'S WiT' tHe cOmMeNtArY On mY MoThEr fUcKiN' tOeSiEs 'N ShIt? Y'AlL SoMe pEcUlIaR TyPeS, hAhAhA.
1'M NOT S4Y1NG YOU C4N'T. 1 JUST DON'T W4NT TO S33 YOUR L1TTL3 NUBS OUT!! YOU DON'T S33 M3 POST1NG MY TO3S OUT FOR TH3 WORLD TO S33.
tHiNk iT'S A LiL' dIfFeReNt fOr yOu tO Be dOiNg iT AlL In cOmPaRiSoN To wHeN I Do iT, lIl' MiSs lEtHaL. yOu a nEaT LiL' tHaNg tHaT DoNt nEeD To bE LeTtInG A BuNcHa fReAkY FrOgS 'rOuNd tHiS BiTcH PeEp yO ToOtSiEs wItHoUt cOmPeNsAaAaTiOn. I'M JuSt a sOrRy aSs fUcK-UgLy mOtHeR FuCkEr oUt hAvIn' A SmOkE. aIn't nObOdY GoNnA ThInK TwIcE 'bOuT It. YoU'Ll fOrGiVe mE FoR SuBjEcTiNg yOu tO ThE HoRrOrS Of hAvIn' To mOtHeR FuCkInG GlAnCe, ThOuGh. AiN'T MeAn tO MaKe yOu iLl 'BoUt iT. :o)
COMP3NS4T1ON? OH. OH FUCK. FUCK NO!! TH4T'S TH3 L4ST TH1NG 1 N33D TH3S3 W31RDOS TO B3 GL4NC1NG 4T W1TH TH31R G4ND3R BULBS! TRY 4S 1 M1GHT, YOUR L1TTL3 F33TS H4V3 FOR3V3R S1ZZL3D 1TS W4Y 1NTO MY TH1NKP4N 4ND C4N NO LONG3R B3 R3MOV3D FROM MY M3MORY!! HOW3V3R, 1F YOU TOSS M3 4 D3L1C1OUS L1TTL3 R3D SUG4RY BOTTL3 MY W4Y 1 *M11GHT* JUST B3 4BL3 TO FORG1V3 YOU. >:]
wOe tO My mOsT ToRtUrEd oF MoThEr fUcKiNg hOmEgUrLs, FoR ShE AsKs fOr sOmEtHiNg sO MeNiAl aS A TaStE Of tHe rEdPoP In oRdEr tO SoOtHe hEr sOrRoWs. LaSt i cHeCkEd, I OuGhTa bE SuRpRiSeD YoU'D AlL Up aNd wAnT To hAvE A SwInG At tHe sWiLl aGaIn, BaBy. BuT YoUr wIsH Is mY CoMmAnD. yOu cOmE AnD HeLp yOsElF To wHaTeVeR I GoT In mY MiRaCuLoUs lIl' MoThEr fUcKiNg cOoLeR. :o)
1 M4Y OR M4Y NOT H4V3 R3L4PS3D. BUT!! 1 W1LL B3 ON MY W4Y W1TH 4 G1FT. 1 C4N'T SHOW UP 3MPTY H4ND3D 4T YOUR G3N3ROS1TY.
nO JuDgEmEnT HeRe, ShOrTy. CaN'T SaY I HaVeN'T BeEn gEtTiNg bAcK On mY BuLlShIt aLl tOo rEcEnTlY. i'm tRyNa' MaKe uP FoR It, ThOuGh. OnE NiGhT'S JuSt oNe nIgHt, ThOuGh. CaN'T Be aLl tHaT BaD. :o) jUsT CaTcHiN' a gLiMpSe oF YoU AlL Up aNd iN My sIgHt lInE'S A GiFt eNoUgH. tHoUgH A BrOtHeR CaN'T HeLp bUt cHuCkLe aT ThE ThOuGhT Of wHaT YoU MiGhT GoT In mInD AnD ShIt, HaHa.
YOU W1LL H4V3 TO W41T 4ND S33 4ND K33P THOS3 P33P3RS OF YOURS CLOS3D SO YOU DON'T C4TCH 4 GL1MPS3 OF TH3 SURPR1S3!!
cOnSiDeR ThEm fUcKaS HiDdEn bEhInD ThE BlInDs, ThEn. GlObE LiDs hEaViEr tHaN A BiTcH RiGhT NoW. i'lL Be gOoD AnD WaIt fOr yOu, LeGaL EvIl. Xoใ
i fEeL So mOtHeR FuCkInG LoNeLy, SoMe nIgHtS. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #HoNk