

𝗴𝗮𝗺𝘇𝗲𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮.
@theClown
:o) mIrAcLeS, mOtHeR fUcKeR.

[[ READ ME! ]] ★ Roxy is trans (nonbinary ftm) and uses he/him exclusively ★ writer is 26, he/him. Open to NSFW and SFW approaches, along with script style OR para play. ★ Minors DNI ★ writer is a fan of dirkroxy so if you are a dirk profile who dislikes that ship, it may be in your best interest to avoid this account ★ More details to come!! #tipsygayboypix <- my art of Roxy! https://file.garden/Z8bcEgHDZg9jLgG9/gayboyrox.png
yUrRrRrR. iT'S BiG G-Bo, CoMiNg aT YoU FrOm tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG LiVeChIt tO WiSh aLl yOu dEw eYeD SlEePy aSs sUn-uP ShAmBlErS OuT ThErE A MoSt wIcKeD ToP Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG MoRnInG. iT'S BrIgHt oUt. BiRdS Be bUlLsHiTtInG. tHiNk i sEeN'T A BrOtHeR BeInG MoThEr fUcKiNg dOg wAlKeD By tHiS LiL' pReTtY ThInG OuTsIdE. sHiT'S LoOkInG LiKe tOdAy's gOnNa bE OnE Of tHoSe dAyS, hUh? It's cOoL, bAbY. wE OuTsIdE. gEt aCtIvE. :o)
yUuUuUrRrR. wHaT'S GoOd wIt' It, My pEoPlE? tOdAy's eXcUrSiOnS HaVe uNcErEmOnIoUsLy bRoUgHt mY AsS DoWn uNdErNeAtH ThE CiTy bRiDgE ThAt's aLl bUt bEeN MoThEr fUcKiNg fOrGoTtEn bY AnYoNe tHaT DoN'T GiVe eNoUgH Of a fUcK To wAlK 'rOuNd tHeSe-wAyS, iF OnLy 'CuZ ThErE'S LiKe fOrTy oThEr mOrE ClEaNeR LoOkInG MoThEr fUcKeRs oUt 'N AbOuT To bE StEpPiN' oN. 'DuNnO WhY, bUt tHe bItCh kInDa sMeLlS LiKe pEe, ToO. iCkY ShIt. BuT It's nIcE DoWn hErE. lOnG As yOu dOn't mInD ThE MoLd sPoTs 'N WaTeR DrIpPiN', It's a nIcE PlAcE To jUsT SiT ThE FuCk dOwN AnD CoNtEmPlAtE 'yA LiFe. Y'AlL FuCk wIt' BrIdGeS? fUcK'S EvEn tHe lAsT TiMe aNy oF YoU MoThEr fUcKeRs sEeN A BrIdGe? I KnOw sOmE Of y'aLl dOn't gEt oUt mUcH. iT'S BaD FoR YoUr mEnTaL, mAn. ToUcH SoMe gRaSs. EaT SoMe gRaSs, ShIiIiT. tHaT'S A VeGaN ThInG, aIn't iT? bE GoOd tO YoUr bOd aNd yOuR ThInKmEaTs. ThEy nEeD ThAt nAtUrAl eNrIcHmEnT ShIt. :o) HoNk.

sHrImP N GrItS
i cUt-uP On a mOtHeR FuCkEr lIkE PrEpUbEsCeNt aNgSt oN ThAt yOuNgBoY'S LiFeLiNeS. lIfElInEs? LiFe's lInEs, DoN'T KnOw wHiCh tO FoLlOw, It's a cRiSiS. cRiSiS Of bElIeF Is a cRiSiS To rElIeVe, BuT I AiN'T GoT A NuMbEr tO PhOnE, mAyBe i cAn gEt yOuRs? I NeEd yOu, BiTcH. i nEvEr nOt eVeR NoT NeVeR NeEdEd yOu, BiTcH. i wEeD A BiTcH, aNd tHeN I BlEeD A BiTcH, yOu cAtChInG AlL ThE NoIsE I Be bRoAdCaStInG To tHiS FeEd, YoU BiTcH? i hUsTlE On'eM. tHeN I BeEf uP, sEeK SoMe bEeF, aNd i pUt tHe mUsClE On hIm. KiLlInG NoOk's a sKiLl, ThErE AiN'T No lEvEl tO ThIs tHaT I DoN'T GaIn—nAh, No gAiN? nO PaIn. MaKe a hOe wHiNe fOr iT. tReAt hEr tO A LiL' bIt oF MoThEr fUcKiNg wInE FoR It. I'M FoR It.
yUrRrRrR. wHaT'S CrAcKiN', BrOs, BrOdEtTeS, aNd aLl mAnNeR Of yOu mOtHeR FuCkInG BrO-AlIgNeD SpEcImEnS I GeTs tO HaVe tHe pRiViLeGe oF CaLlInG My mOtHeR FuCkInG MuTuAlS? wE OuTsIdE. sOrTa. I'M MoStLy jUsT FuCkIn' DoInG NaDa rIgHt nOw aLl uP In tHe cOmFoRt oF My fAvOrItE AlLeYwAy. KiNdA FeElS LiKe sEcOnD HiVe, Y'FeEl? So wHo's tO SaY It sTiLl cOuNtS As oUtSiDe tHe cOmFoRt zOnE AnD ShIt? HaHa. I'Ll lEaVeS ThAt lIl' NuGgEt oF CoNtEmPlAtIoN To mY NeRd-aSsEs oUt tHeRe. Be gOoD, cHiTtErInOs. LeT'S GeT SoMe sHiT GoInG. lEt's mAkE SoMe mOtHeR FuCkInG MoVeMeNt. ShAkE SoMe aSs, MoVe yOuR BoDy. i wAnNa sEe y'aLl gEt aCtIvE. :o)
yUrRrRr. WhAt's bRaCkIn', mY FeLoNiOuS FoLlOwErS? y'aLl gEtTiNg uP To aNy kInDa fOoLsHiT I NeEd tO Be mAdE AwArEs oF? i mEaN, sHiT. cOuRsE Y'AlL ArE. i bE TeLlInG MySeLf, Y'KnOw, I Be gEtTiNg rEaL Up aNd cOmMuNiCaTiVe wItH My lIl' MiNi mE ThAt bE CoNtEmPlAtIvE As fUcK UpOn iN 'tHa nUg... "yOoO, mAn. ThEsE MoThEr fUcKeRs iS CrAaAaAzY. tHeY DeFiNiTeLy gEt uP To sHiT WhEn i aIn't 'RoUnD 'tA LoOk." aNd, LiKe, It's lIkE — AaWwWwWwWwWwHhHh yEaAaAaAh. Y'AlL DoNe gOt uP To iT. ThAt's tOpS, y'aLl. We oUtSiDe. >Bo)
i nEeD ThE BaD BiTcHeS To sTaRt dRoPpInG ThAt sHiT LiKe iT'S BuNs sTrAiGhT OuT Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG OvEn, BuT It aIn't eVeN AlL ThAt hOt rOuNd hErE. mAn, It's cOlD As sHiT. wHaT ThE FuCk. HoW CaN ThE ShOrTyS ThRoW AsS In tHiS TyPa wEaThEr? ShIt's uNgOvErNaBlE. :o(

⚇ Colors 35:3 ⚇ "And woe be to the Godless motherfuckers who sets they hand on my siblings. Woe be to the heretic who puts hurt on the pusher of the faithful. Woe be to the infidel, the apostate, the HATEFUL who don't understand that family means family. I'll hunt down every motherfucker who ever hurt you. I'll show them no quarter, offer no mercy, shed no tear for their pain. I love you, kin. Let that love be the blade that scours and the hand that chokes." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
pRoBaBlY WoN'T SeE It, ThIs lAtE. fIgUrEd i'd sAy sOmEtHiNg, ThOuGh. EvEn iF ThE ShIt wAs dOoMeD To bE HeArD By mOtHeR FuCkInG NoBoDy. AnD EvEn iF He aIn't nEvEr wAnTeD To sEe oR HeAr a wOrD OuTtA Me eVeR AgAiN. kArBrO, eVeRy pOsSiBlE MoThEr fUcKiNg iTeRaTiOn oF YoU. a mUlTi vErSe oF MoThEr fUcKiNg cAnCeRoUs cReTiNs. BeStEsT Of bRoS. wOrStEsT Of wOeS. yOuR FiRsT WrIgGlE WaS An uNhOlY MoThEr fUcKiNg mIrAcLe, My mAn. SoRrY FoR It aLl. :o(
i Don't post #scripture up in here as Much as other MeMbers but i wanteD to share one o My favorites: Revelries 40:50 “Never will we be anything but louD, nitty-gritty Dirty little freaks. Lo, pour eliXir anD raise a glass.” #clownposting #Mirthfulchittr :o)

NOT-E TO S-ELF! "W)(oopty doo!" 38D

I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.

I jUst rEmEmbErEd A drEAm I hAd lAst lIght... I sAw A symbOl fOr thE fAIthfUl Of thE clUrch bEIng UsEd As A bAdgE fOr kIn, brOthEr And sIstEr AlIkE. EvEn cOUsIns nOt Of kIn pUrplE! thErE Is nOt AlrEAdy A bAdgE thAt rEprEsEnts sUch Is thErE? If nOt, @ImjUnIOr pErhAps mIght I hAvE A prOpOsItIOn? I mArkEd It dOwn fOr yOU! nAtUrAlly If yOU ArE nOt bUsy... As sUch: https://64.mEdIA.tUmblr.cOm/57687d50405368fAcfAd07fcEcA266c1/tUmblr_InlInE_mIcb5gtmrr1qz4rgp.png #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
wE OuTsIdE, mY FrIeNdS. i hAvE WaLkEd tHe eDgE Of eXiStEnCe, AnD wItH UnReAlItY OnE SlIp aWaY, i hAvE LeArNeD ThAt i aM GlAd tO HaVe bEeN OrIgInAtEd fRoM A LiNeAgE Of cApRiCiOuS MoThEr fUcKiNg fUnAmBuLiStS WhO HaVe bEsToWeD UpOn mE ThE BaLaNcE AnD ThE CaPaBiLiTy wItHiN To tOe tHe fUcKiN' lInE WiThOuT FeAr. It's a wOnDeRfUl wAlK, tHaT Is. BuT ThAt's a sToRy fOr aNoThEr mOtHeR FuCkInG NiGhT. tHe wAvEs cAlL. eXiStEnCe iS OnE GrEaT BiG OcEaN Of pOsSiBiLiTy, AnD ThE OcEaN Is wHeRe mAnY Of uS FeEl aT HiVe. To tHe bEaChEs, BoYs aNd gIrLs. I'Ll lEt y'aLl kNoW WhAt tHe fUcK We gOn' GeT Up tO SoOn. :o)
mMm. LoTtA' tAlK 'bOuT A NiCe lIl' GeT ToGeThEr, ChAsIn' ThE SuMmEr vIbEs 'N AlL. mAyBe... We dOn't eVeN GoTtA StOp aT A PoOl pArTy. PoOl cOuLdN'T FiT AlL ThAt mAnY Of yOu mOtHeR FuCkErS, tHaT'S FoR SuRe. HaHaHa. ... MaYbE A BeAcH PaRtY. mIgHt hAvE To gIvE It a lIl' ThOuGhT. i aIn't uSeD To hOsTiN' nUn'. nEvEr tHoUgHt i'd bE AlL GoOd fOr iT. iF NoBoDy eLsE LoOkIn' To tRy iT, tHoUgH. i'd lIkE To gEt y'aLl tHoUgHtS. hOnK. :o)















