i nEeD ThE BaD BiTcHeS To sTaRt dRoPpInG ThAt sHiT LiKe iT'S BuNs sTrAiGhT OuT Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG OvEn, BuT It aIn't eVeN AlL ThAt hOt rOuNd hErE. mAn, It's cOlD As sHiT. wHaT ThE FuCk. HoW CaN ThE ShOrTyS ThRoW AsS In tHiS TyPa wEaThEr? ShIt's uNgOvErNaBlE. :o(
ABSOLUTELY INSANE THAT I HAVE TO HEAR THESE SORTS OF BULLSHIT PARTYCLOWN DIATRIBES FROM MORE THAN ONE GUY NOW, BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE ALL JUST THE SAME GUY BUT ANOTHER GUY.
sHiIiIt, BrOtHeR MiNe, ThAt's jUsT HoW It tEnDs tO AlL Up aNd fUcKiNg bE WhEn yOu dEcIdE To sIgN Up fOr yA NiGhTlY DoSe oF InTeRdImEnSiOnAl cHiTtY-ChAt. MoRe mE'S ThAn i kNoW WhAt tO MoThEr fUcKiNg dO WiTh, AnD I AlReAdY GoT EnOuGh oN My pLaTe wItH ThE OnE AnD DoNe. Y'FeEl mE? iT'S CoOl, ThOuGh. YaIn't gOtTa wOrRy nAaAtHiN. i'm jUsT PuTtInG ThE WoRd oUt sO ThAt tHe lIl' LaDiEs oUt tHeRe kNoW I GoT ThEy wElLbEiNg iN MiNe aNd sHiT. :o) hOnK.
I'M STARTING TO GATHER THAT, YEAH. IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY RELIEVING TO KNOW THERE'S AT LEAST ONE GAMZEE I DON'T HAVE WORRY MYSELF TO FUCKING DEATH OVER.
fUuUuUcK. mOtHeR FuCk. MaN, yOu pRoBaBlY RiGhT. wHaT ThE FuCk i gOtS To dO BuT SiT ArOuNd aNd lOoK At sOmE AsS? mIgHt aS WeLl gEt mY OcCaSiOnAl gOoDy aSs tWo-sHoEs dEeD In aNd iNvEsT In a mOtHeR FuCkInG HeAtEr oR SoMeThInG. oR MaYbE I Go aNd mAnUfAcTuRe mYsElF A MoThEr fUcKiNg jAcUzZi. I DuNnO. aNyThInG To gEt eM SwEaTy, I GuEsS. :o)
yOu cAn cOuNt oN Me, K-MaN. dOn't iNtEnD On tOoTiNg mY OwN MoThEr fUcKiNg hOrN AlL InDeCeNtLy wItHoUt a rEgArD FoR ThE PuBlIc, BuT I'D SaY I'M PrEtTy mOtHeR FuCkInG GoOd aT BeInG ThE OnE AnD OnLy g-eAzY WiT' hIs pRiOrItIeS StRaIgHtEr tHaN A MoThEr fUcKiNg rEbAr. I'M A MoThEr fUcKiNg mAkArAnOmAlY. :o)
GOOD. CARRY ON THEN, MAYBE CRACK A FEW SKULLS TO KEEP THE DISSENTERS IN LINE. YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO GO JUST A LITTLE FUCKING WILD.
yOu gOn' MaKe tHaT MeAt wObBlE? i gOt tHaT HeAt oN Me rOuNd tHe cLoCk, EvErY NiGhT, bAbY. aNd iN WaYs rEaL PlUrAl, No sInGuLaRiTy. HaHaHa. HoNk. >Bo)