yUuUuUrRrR. wHaT'S GoOd wIt' It, My pEoPlE? tOdAy's eXcUrSiOnS HaVe uNcErEmOnIoUsLy bRoUgHt mY AsS DoWn uNdErNeAtH ThE CiTy bRiDgE ThAt's aLl bUt bEeN MoThEr fUcKiNg fOrGoTtEn bY AnYoNe tHaT DoN'T GiVe eNoUgH Of a fUcK To wAlK 'rOuNd tHeSe-wAyS, iF OnLy 'CuZ ThErE'S LiKe fOrTy oThEr mOrE ClEaNeR LoOkInG MoThEr fUcKeRs oUt 'N AbOuT To bE StEpPiN' oN. 'DuNnO WhY, bUt tHe bItCh kInDa sMeLlS LiKe pEe, ToO. iCkY ShIt. BuT It's nIcE DoWn hErE. lOnG As yOu dOn't mInD ThE MoLd sPoTs 'N WaTeR DrIpPiN', It's a nIcE PlAcE To jUsT SiT ThE FuCk dOwN AnD CoNtEmPlAtE 'yA LiFe. Y'AlL FuCk wIt' BrIdGeS? fUcK'S EvEn tHe lAsT TiMe aNy oF YoU MoThEr fUcKeRs sEeN A BrIdGe? I KnOw sOmE Of y'aLl dOn't gEt oUt mUcH. iT'S BaD FoR YoUr mEnTaL, mAn. ToUcH SoMe gRaSs. EaT SoMe gRaSs, ShIiIiT. tHaT'S A VeGaN ThInG, aIn't iT? bE GoOd tO YoUr bOd aNd yOuR ThInKmEaTs. ThEy nEeD ThAt nAtUrAl eNrIcHmEnT ShIt. :o) HoNk.
