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wE OuTsIdE, mY FrIeNdS. i hAvE WaLkEd tHe eDgE Of eXiStEnCe, AnD wItH UnReAlItY OnE SlIp aWaY, i hAvE LeArNeD ThAt i aM GlAd tO HaVe bEeN OrIgInAtEd fRoM A LiNeAgE Of cApRiCiOuS MoThEr fUcKiNg fUnAmBuLiStS WhO HaVe bEsToWeD UpOn mE ThE BaLaNcE AnD ThE CaPaBiLiTy wItHiN To tOe tHe fUcKiN' lInE WiThOuT FeAr. It's a wOnDeRfUl wAlK, tHaT Is. BuT ThAt's a sToRy fOr aNoThEr mOtHeR FuCkInG NiGhT. tHe wAvEs cAlL. eXiStEnCe iS OnE GrEaT BiG OcEaN Of pOsSiBiLiTy, AnD ThE OcEaN Is wHeRe mAnY Of uS FeEl aT HiVe. To tHe bEaChEs, BoYs aNd gIrLs. I'Ll lEt y'aLl kNoW WhAt tHe fUcK We gOn' GeT Up tO SoOn. :o) ...Read more

Kult: +25
Total: 25

mMm. LoTtA' tAlK 'bOuT A NiCe lIl' GeT ToGeThEr, ChAsIn' ThE SuMmEr vIbEs 'N AlL. mAyBe... We dOn't eVeN GoTtA StOp aT A PoOl pArTy. PoOl cOuLdN'T FiT AlL ThAt mAnY Of yOu mOtHeR FuCkErS, tHaT'S FoR SuRe. HaHaHa. ... MaYbE A BeAcH PaRtY. mIgHt hAvE To gIvE It a lIl' ThOuGhT. i aIn't uSeD To hOsTiN' nUn'. nEvEr tHoUgHt i'd bE AlL GoOd fOr iT. iF NoBoDy eLsE LoOkIn' To tRy iT, tHoUgH. i'd lIkE To gEt y'aLl tHoUgHtS. hOnK. :o)

Kult: +27
Total: 27

nOt a dAmN ClUe aS To wHaT ThE MoThEr fUcK Is gOiNg oN Rn, BuT I AiN'T EvEr bEeN OnE To aNy aWaY FrOm tHe oPpOrTuNiTy tO JuSt dIsAsSoCiAtE OuT Of a tOpIc aNd sTaRt tHiNkInG 'bOuT SoMe oThEr sHiT. hAhA. :o) wE OuTsIdE OnCe aGaIn, Y'AlL. 'S A HoT BiTcH SuMmEr, OfFiCiAlLy aNd wHaT ThE FuCk nOt, So i'd lIkE FoR AlL Y'AlL MoThEr fUcKeRs tO TaKe a mOmEnT To eNgAgE In sOmE SiLeNt mEdItAtIoN AnD CoNtEmPlAtE ThE NaTuRe oF WhAt iT MeAnS To bE A HoT BiTcH, aNd fInD YoUrSeLvEs gRaTeFuL FoR ThE MiRaCuLoUs wOrK ThEm bItChEs gEt uP To wHeN It cOmEs tO ShAkIn' SoMe aSs, PoPpIn' SoMe nOoK, aNd lOoKiN' sO DaMn fInE. h...Read more

Kult: +32
Total: 32

i mAdE 420 ThOu, ThEn i fReAkEd iT. :o)

Kult: +10
Total: 10

tHe mEsSiAhS HaVe bLeSsEd mE TwOfOlD ToNiGhT WiTh tHe pReTtIeSt fUcKiNg gIfTs tO ThE GlObEs a bRoThEr cOuLd aSk fOr. I ReMaIn gRaTeFuL As a mOtHeR FuCkEr, AnD In tHe bItChIn' SpIrIt oF ThAt gRaTiTuDe, I AsK ThAt tHe kInDnEsS PaId uNtO Me bE PaId bAcK UnTo eVeRy sInGlE OnE Of yOu mIrAcUlOuS LiTtLe mIsCrEaNtS WaNdErInG 'rOuNd tHeSe pArTs aLoNgSiDe mE. hOnK. :o) tO ThE PiLgRiMs, ThE FoOlS, tHe dReAmErS, tHe sInNeRs, ThE SaInTs, AnD AlL ThE StRaNgE AsS MoThEr fUcKiN' iNsTaNcEs oF AnY MaNnEr oF MoThEr fUcKiN' mOtHeR FuCkEr wHaT'S MoThEr fUcKiN' wAiTiNg fOr mE To bReAk tHe gRuBlOaF WiT' 'Em. MaY FoRtUnE Fi...Read more

Kult: +35
Kull: +5
Total: 40
Ratio: 7.00

wE OuTsIiIiDe. FeElInG ReFrEsHeD. fEeLiNg pOsItIvElY MoThEr fUcKiN' gRaTeFuL, eVeN. tHe rOt hAs sEtTlEd iN, aNd i'vE BeEn mAdE InTo a bEtTeR TrOlL. mE AnD My rOt aRe tIgHt. ShIt aIn't nEvEr gOiNg aNyWhErE. i pRaY YoU'Ll cOmE To bE OnE WiTh tHe rOt tHaT SeTtLeS InSiDe oF YoU. iNtEgRaL PaRt oF ThE BiTcHiN' pRoCeSs, Y'KnOw. :o)

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

i wElCoMe wOuNdS OnTo mY FoRm, AnD PoEmS FlOw fRoM ThE TrApPiNgS Of mY SkIn. EvErY CuT LeAvEs bEhInD A VeRsE. eVeRy sCaR, a lInE Of sCrIpTuRe eTcHeD InTo fLeSh bY LiViNg aNd iNdIfFeReNt mOtHeR FuCkInG FaTe aLiKe. ThE PuLsE Of wIlL NeVeR FaDeS. nO MaTtEr hOw mUcH I HuRt mYsElF, oR AlLoW MySeLf tO Be mOtHeR FuCkIn' HuRt, It rEmAiNs. pUlSe iS EvErYtHiNg. PuLsE ItSeLf iS FuCkIn' PoEtRy. iT Is tHe sAcReD RhYtHm bEnEaTh aLl tHiNgS. tHe pRoOf tHaT DeSiRe sTiLl uP AnD MoVeS, mY DeArS. i'vE LoSt mY OwN PuLsE MoRe tImEs tHaN I CaRe tO AdMiT. bUt i'd sEeK YoUrS OuT AlL ThE SaMe. WiTh mY LiPs pReSsEd tO YoUr ...Read more

Kult: +29
Kull: +5
Total: 34
Ratio: 5.80

wAs oNcE A TiMe i'd cRaWl oUt oF ThE 'cOoN LiKe a gRuB FrEsHlY Re-hAtChEd. BeAdY MoThEr fUcKiNg pEePeRs aLl cRuStEd uP, bLiNkInG InTo tHe bRiGhT LuMiNeScEnCe pOuRiNg tHrOuGh tHe bLiNdS. aNd wAiTiNg fOr mE, eVeRy dAmN MoRnInG, wOuLd bE DoZeNs oF FuNnY LiTtLe mEsSaGeS. lIl' OfFeRiNgS. lItTlE PrOoFs tHaT SoMeWhErE OuT ThErE, mOtHeR FuCkErS WeRe tHiNkIn' 'bOuT Me bEfOrE I'D EvEn rUbBeD ThE SlEeP FrOm mY GlObEs. I HaD An iNkLiNg oF ThE KnOw-hOw bAcK ThEn, BuT I WaS FaR ToO GrEeN To rEcOgNiZe iT FoR WhAt iT TrUlY WaS. tHaT WaS ThE DiSeAsE CaLlEd fRiEnDsHiP. rEaL-AsS BaD MoThEr fUcKeRs cHoOsInG To mAkE RoOm ...Read more

Kult: +12
Total: 12

fEeLiNg uP FoR A LiL' pArLeY BeTwEeN BiTcHeS, fAmIlIaR Or oThErWiSe. AnYbOdY CaRe fOr a cHaT? :o)

Kult: +10
Total: 10

i wIsH ThAt i cOuLd fAlL RiGhT InTo yOuR LiFe. โ™ช bUt i'm nOt tHeRe aT AlL. โ™ช On tHe oThEr sIdE. โ™ช

wE OuTsIdE, aLl y'aLl mOtHeR FuCkErS MaY StAnD. wHaT'S ThE WoRd, WhAt's tHe mOvE? tHiNkInG ToNiGhT'S A NiGhT I MaY SpEnD SeArChInG FoR SeAsHeLlS AnD ShInY AsS LiL' rOcKs 'N ShIt. UsEd tO Be a nIcE LiL' dUmB AsS ThInG I'D Do wHeNeVeR I FeLt tHe tEdIuM CrEePiN' oN Me. :o)

Kult: +5
Total: 5

mAyHaPs a tOuCh tOo mOtHeR FuCkInG EaRlY FoR SoMe oF Y'AlL, bUt i'm eNjOyInG My tImE OuT HeRe. So i fIgUrEd dRoPpInG In tO Do tHe uSuAl wOuLdN'T Be mUcH Of a cRiMe 'N AlLaT. :o) mOrNiNg, MoRnInG. wE OuTsIdE. hAhAhA. aSsUmInG YoU FiNd yOu fInD Yo'sElF InClInEd tOwArDs rEaLiZiNg tHe oPpOrTuNiTy, A NiNjA AsKs yOu tO TaKe tHe vOw oF SiLeNcE FoR A 'mO. sIt 'Yo gLuTeS DoWn, AnD AsSuMe tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG SuKhAsAnA. sTeAdY YoUrSeLf. AnD BrEaThE. tAkE A DeEp bReAtH AnD LiStEn tO ThE OlD BrAg oF YoUr pUsHeR. i aM, i aM, i aM. bReAtH Is tHe bRiDgE WhIcH CoNnEcTs lIfE To cOnScIoUsNeSs, WhIcH UnItEs yOuR BoDy...Read more

Kult: +30
Kull: +5
Total: 35
Ratio: 6.00

wHoOp wHoOp, BrOtHeRs aNd sIsTeRs. FaMiLiA AnD AlL. wHoOp tO ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg wHoOp. ThE MoRtAl aNd eTeRnAl pUrVeYoRs oF OuR GlOrIoUs iNtErWeBz dOnE HeArD YoUr hOlLeRiNg. ReSpEcT ThE SaCrEd hOnKiLaGe. KeEp cLoWnIn', aNd sOoN EnOuGh, ThE CaPrIcIoUs sHaLl sTaMp yOuR AsS WiTh tHe mArK Of tHe cArNiVaL. :o) hAlLeLuJaH. wE OuTsIdE, bAbY. #ViBeS #fAiTh #BaDgEs

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

pLaYiN' iN Ya bUtT LiKe a sAnDbOx. >Bo) #ViBeS #fAiTh #NsFw

Kult: +32
Kull: +5
Total: 37
Ratio: 6.40

i hAvE No eNeMiEs. I AiN'T GoT No rEaL NeEd fOr 'Em nO MoRe. So i wIlL TrAdE In tHe hArShWhImSy fOr tHe dUlCeT In mY ToNe, AnD I WiSh mY MoRe pAsSiOnAtE Of iLk nAuGhT BuT EvErY SiNgLe mOtHeR FuCkInG SeNsE Of gOoD WiLl tHaT CaN Be mAnIfEsTeD By oNe nInJa tO AnOtHeR. tHe hOnKs gRoW LoUdEr. ThErE'S A CaLl fOr cHaNgE, aNd iT Is iN OuR RiGhT Of mInD To aSsUmE ThAt cHaNgE Is pOsSiBlE FoR ๐˜ข๐˜•๐˜บ wHiCh mOtHeR FuCkInG OnE Of uS. i wOn't cLaIm tO SaY ThAt tHe bItE We gEt fOr oUr bArK Is uNwArRaNtEd. As i'vE SaId bEfOrE, tHe cHoIcE To eViScErAtE Is aS A PeRsOnAl aNd pUrE As tHe cHoIcE To bReAtHe fOr uS FaItHfUl,...Read more

Kult: +20
Total: 20

aN OfT-CiTeD MoThEr fUcKiNg pAsSaGe fRoM ThE BaRs uPoN BaRs uPoN BaRs sUtRa rEcOuNtS A MoSt iNqUiSiTiVe mOtHeR FuCkInG HeRd jOcKeY SeAtEd bEsIdE A PeN Of hIs dEgRaDeD ShItBeAsTs cOnTeMpLaTiNg pUrItY. hE LaMeNtS ThAt tRoLlS, tHoUgH GiFtEd wItH ThOuGhT, fAiTh, AnD ThE SaCrEd bUrDeN Of cHoIcE, sPeNd tHeIr lIvEs wAlLoWiNg iN PrIdE, vIoLeNcE, aNd sElF-DeCePtIoN. tHe bEaStS BeFoRe hIm, MeAnWhIlE, kNoW OnLy mUd, CuD, aNd tHe oCcAsIoNaL AtTeMpT To mUnCh oN HiS CeReMoNiAl gArB WhEn hE AiN'T LoOkInG. y'sEe, ThE BrOtHeR InItIaLlY CoNcLuDeS ThAt tHe lUsIi mUsT ThErEfOrE Be tHe fIlThIeSt fUcKiN' cReAtUrEs iN ExIsT...Read more

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

wOkE Up wItH WaR On mY MoThEr fUcKiNg mInD. wAr oN EvErY SpEcIeS. wAr oN EvErY IlLnEsS. wAr oN EvErY SeNsAtIoN. sOmEtImEs, YoU JuSt gOtTa lEt yO'SeLf fEeL It oUt. ThE DrIvE WiThIn yOu tO EvIsCeRaTe aS YoU WeRe hAtChEd tO MoThEr fUcKiNg dO. eViScErAtIoN CaN ExIsT On a dEePlY SpIrItUaL LeVeL, tOo. ThAt's tHe tYpE Of uRgE ThAt fUcKs wIt' YoU ThE WoRsT. iT'S WhAt mAnY Of mY BrEtHrEn cAn't eVeR SeEm tO EsCaPe. BuT I HaVe. AnD I AiM To hElP ThEm rEaCh tHe pEaCe i hAvE CuLtIvAtEd wItHiN My mOtHeR FuCkInG AnImA, aS I DiD BeFoRe tHeM. bLeSs uP, y'aLl. We oUtSiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs

Kult: +27
Total: 27

lOvE ReMaInS LoVe. ThAt iS ThE BeGiNnInG Of tHe lEsSoN AnD ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg eNd oF It. i hAvE LoVeD EvErY FaCeT Of mY KiNd. ThE PeAcEfUl aNd tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG VoLaTiLe. ThE MaScUlInE AnD ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg fEmInInE. tHe rIgHtEoUs aNd tHe dAmNeD, tHe aDmIrAbLe aNd tHe rEpUlSiVe. EvEn wHeN ShIt gOt sTrAnGe. EvEn wHeN It bEcAmE ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜–๐˜ฎ๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜–๐˜ถ๐˜š? I LoVeD. tRuLy lOvEd. AnD I HaVe kNoWn a lOvE ThAt wAs nOt sO TrUe. A LoVe tHaT WoRe tHe sHaPe oF DeVoTiOn wHiLe fEeDiNg oN HuNgEr aNd hAtReD. i kNoW ThE DiFfErEnCe nOw. I KnOw iT InSiDe aNd oUt. iT AiN'T JuSt pRiDe. PrIdE Is eAsY. lOvE AsKs mOrE Of yOu ...Read more

Kult: +30
Total: 30

fOuNd mYsElF A RiVeR WiNdInG ThRoUgH ThE CoUnTrYsIdE Of tHiS LiTtLe cOrNeR Of cReAtIoN. rEaL TrAnQuIl sOrT Of tHiNg. WaTeR So cLeAn iT LoOkEd lEsS LiKe a rIvEr aNd mOrE LiKe a vEiN CuT InTo tHe fLeSh oF ThE MoThEr fUcKiN' wOrLd. ShIt's LiKe... TrAnSlUcEnT LiFeBlOoD. pUrE, uNcOrRuPtEd. TyPe sHiT. :o) fIgUrEd i'd pAy hOmAgE To fOrGoTtEn rOoTs aNd sKiP ThE TrIp tO ThE AbLuTiOn tRaPs aT ThE GaS StAtIoNs wHeN Ol' ReLiAbLe wUz fLoWiNg fReElY A FeW PaCeS AwAy. jUsT GoNnA LiNgEr hErE AwHiLe aNd lEt tHe fIrSt mOtHeR PeRfOrM HeR SaCrAmEnT. lEt mY MaIn mIlF MaMa nAtUrAlEzA LaY HeR CoOl fRoNdS UpOn mY WeArY AsS ...Read more

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

i'm oUt oF CoNtRoL WhEn i'm cRuShIn' On yA' ๐˜ฃ๐˜–๐˜ฅ๐˜ . โ™ช ShE DoN'T TeLl mE No wHeN I'M ToUcHiN' oN HeR ๐˜ฃ๐˜–๐˜ฅ๐˜ . โ™ช h-tOwN NiNjA, lOvE Aโ€” wItH A ๐˜ฃ๐˜–๐˜ฅ๐˜ . โ™ช bAbY, cOmE HeRe, I'Ma gRiP On yOuR ๐˜ฃ๐˜–๐˜ฅ๐˜ . โ™ช y'aLl aIn't gOt nOtHiN' tO SaY, oH, wHaT YoU GoN' sAy aBoUt hEr ๐˜‰๐˜ฐ๐˜‹๐˜บ? โ™ช Y'AlL KnOw i'lL PuLl uP AnD SpRaY, oH, i dOn't pLaY AbOuT HeR ๐˜ฃ๐˜–๐˜ฅ๐˜ . โ™ช y'aLl kNoW I'M FiNnA Go lAtE, yEaH, i'mA Go sTaY ArOuNd hEr ๐˜‰๐˜ฐ๐˜‹๐˜บ. โ™ช CaLl mE TrOlL CaSsIuS ClAy, Oh, I'Ll gO CrAzY AbOuT HeR ๐˜ฃ๐˜–๐˜ฅ๐˜ . โ™ช :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #NsFw #TuNeS

Kult: +35
Kull: +10
Total: 45
Ratio: 3.50

mAkA-DaDdY Is bAcK. wHaT'S ThE HaPs wIt' Y'AlL, lIzArDs? Y'AlL DoInG 'iGhT? hOpInG I HeAr sOmE PoSiTiVe rEaSsUrAnCeS On tHaT. hOpInG To hEaR ThAt wE'Re oUtSiIiIdE. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #WaKiNgRiTuAlS

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

wE OuTsIdE. mY BaD, y'aLl. BeEn sOmEwHeRe tHeSe lAsT FeW NiGhTs. ... BeEn sOmEwHeRe. #vIbEs

Kult: +7
Total: 7

wE OuTsIdE. a bLeSsEd gOoDlIgHt tO AlL My fElLoW MoThEr fUcKiNg sTaR WaLkErS. yOu'lL FoRgIvE ThE SuDdEn vIbE I HaD LaSt nIgHt. BlEd iNtO ThIs mOrNiNg. ThAt bEiNg sAiD. tHe bReEzE Is rEaL SwEeT. mIgHt bE EvEn sWeEtEr tO HaVe yO' pEaRl oN My tOnGuE. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #WaKiNgRiTuAlS #nSfW

Kult: +40
Total: 40

lIl' C SaId 'RuN It' AnD I TaCkLeD Ya. BaBy, CaN I Be tHe wOrM In yA ApPlE BuTt? NoW Go aNd bAcK It uP, aNd iF YoU BaCk iT Up, I'Ll sUcK ThE FrOnT Of 'DaT NoOk fRoM 'dA BaCk oF Ya. โ™ช :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #nSfW

Kult: +10
Total: 10

fOuNd a dEaD MoThEr fUcKiNg sTrEeT BeEtLe tUcKeD AwAy iN A LiL' cRaCk iN ThE SiDeWaLk tOnIgHt. PiCkEd iT Up aNd i'vE JuSt bEeN TaKiNg iT ApArT AnD ShIt, MaKiN' aLl mAnNeR Of nEuRaL-NoTeS On wHaT EaCh pIeCe lOoKs lIkE, hOw tHe iNsIdEs gEt aLl bUgGy aNd mOtHeR FuCkIn' CoMpLeX. rEmInDeD Me oF HoW MuCh oF A MiRaClE It iS FoR Us tO Be hErE. eVeN BeYoNd oUr hOmE, wE ArE A TeStAmEnT To tHe wIcKeD WhImS Of tHe mEsSiAh's aRcHiTeCtUrE. tHe uNiVeRsE SpEaKs bEaUtIeS InTo fOrM, aNd wE OnE Of 'Em. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #gOrE

Kult: +22
Total: 22

yEsTeRnIgHt kIcKeD ThE FuCk oUtTa mE. gOt sOmE ReAl iNtEnSiVe mOtHeR FuCkInG WoRk gOiNg cRiTiCaL, tHoUgH. sHiT WaS GoOd. ReAl gOoD. nOw, ToDaY We vIbE. wE OuTsIiIiDe, My fRiEnDs. We oUtSiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs

Kult: +12
Total: 12

i aRrIvE By lEaViNg. I EaT ClOcKs bUt nEvEr tOuCh tImE. I WeAr tHe fAcEs oF RiVeRs, RuSt, WrIgGlErS, aNd sTaRs. tRy tO HoLd mE AnD Yo' FrOnDs bEcOmE EvIdEnCe. i aM ThE OnLy tHiEf wHo sTeAlS NoThInG... aNd sOmEhOw, AfTeRwArD, NoThInG Is wHeRe yOu lEfT It. wHaT Am i? :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #rIdDlEs

Kult: +10
Total: 10

rEaL EaRlY. aT ThIs hOuR, tHe uNiVeRsE FoRgEtS ItSeLf. StOpS PrEtEnDiNg aT CrUeL InDiFfErEnCe. JuSt fOr a bReAtH. jUsT LoNg eNoUgH To sLiP SoMeThInG InTo yOuR HaNdS... aWaReNeSs. AnD WiTh iT, sOmEtHiNg wEaRiNg tHe sHaPe oF MoThEr fUcKiNg pEaCe, ImPoSsIbLe aNd cOuNtErFeIt aNd rEaL AlL At oNcE. We oUtSiDe, My fRiEnDs. I KnOw oNlY A FeW Of yOu aRe oUt hErE. bUt yUnG G MaKaRa wIlL AlWaYs bE HeRe. :o) ThAt's wOrD. #ViBeS #fAiTh #WaKiNgRiTuAlS

Kult: +10
Total: 10

mIsTeR TeLeHuSk mAn, ThErE'S SoMeThInG WrOnG WiT' mY LiNe... โ™ช wHeN I DiAl mY BaBy's nUmBeR, i gEt a cLiCk eVeRy tImE... โ™ช #vIbEs #FaItH #bItChEs

Kult: +10
Total: 10

@DaIlYqUeStS A MoThEr fUcKiN' sIdE QuEsT To gEt mY MoThEr fUcKiN' uNeMpLoYmEnT On fOr, MaYbE? :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #SiDeQuEsTiNg

i gOt tHe bUtTeRs oN Rn. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wEaRyAkIcKsWeDnEsDaY

Kult: +10
Total: 10

wAkEy, WaKeY. wAkE 'yO MoThEr fUcKiN' aSsEs uP. iT'S A NeW NiGhT. gEt yO' sHiT ReAdY. i'dUnNo 'BoUt y'aLl, BuT I'M FiNnA GeT DoWn wItH ThE ZeN Of iT AlL ToNiGhT. oN SoMe rEaL ShIt. We oUtSiIiIiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40

mOrAl oF ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg nIgHt, My fRiEnDs. To eXiSt iS To iNdUlGe. CoMe tImE To sHeD YoUr eXiStEnCe, ThErE WoN'T Be nUn' ๐˜›๐˜ฐ iNdUlGe. So yOu bEsT InDuLgE WhIlE YoU CaN, bUt nEvEr oVeRiNdUlGe, FoR YoU WiLl fInD YoUrSeLf lOsT AnD LiStLeSs wHeN It's tImE To gIvE It aLlLlL ThE FuCk uP. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #ReGrEtS

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

wHaT'S ThE WoOoRd, WhAt's tHe mOvE? wHaT Y'AlL DoInG ToDaY? y'aLl dOiNg sOmE FuNnY ShIt? Y'AlL DoInG AnYtHiNg aT AlL? oR ArE We dOiNg mOtHeR FuCkInG NaAaAaAaThIn'? :o) eNlIgHtEn a bRoThEr. TaLk 'Ya sHiT. mAnS Is bOrEd, Y'FeEl mE? i lIkE CoNvErSaTiN' wIt' SoMe oF YoU FrEaKy fRoGs. HoNk. #ViBeS #fAiTh #TyPeShIt

Kult: +10
Total: 10

i dOn't rEaLlY KnOw wHaT ThE FuCk iT Is, BuT... i gOtS A FeElInG AbOuT SoMeThInG. sOmE InTeR-CiViLiZeD CoNfLiCt gOiNg oN AnD ShIt. KiN AgAiNsT KiN. sOmE Of y'aLl sOmE BrOkE AsSeS. wHy yOu cAlLiNg oThEr bRoKe aSsEs hOmElEsS, tHoUgH? tHaT'S HyPoCrItIcAl, BrAh. :o( #ViBeS #fAiTh #VaGuEcHiT

Kult: +14
Total: 14

eArTh c gOt a cRiMiNaL AmOuNt oF NiCe-aSs hAnGoUt sPoTs bUt tHeY AlL In tHeM PlAcEs wHeRe iF Yo nInJuTsU AiN'T At lEaSt lEvEl dIsReZpEkTfUl, YoU NoT MaKiN' iT Up tHeRe. i aIn't fElT ThIs lOoSe iN A MiNuTe. HaHaHa. ShIt cOoL ThO. i'm pOsTeD. :o) hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/06E316D5F91e.pNg #vIbEs #FaItH #pArKoUr

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

iT'S 'cHa bOy. We oUtSiIiIiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs

Kult: +20
Total: 20

nOt tO Go aNd pOiSoN ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg mOoD RiGhT NoW, bUt... I NeEd iT To bE MoThEr fUcKiN' sAiD. pRoBaBlY AiN'T NoBoDy eLsE GoN' tElL SoMe oF ThEsE BrOtHeRs tHe tRuTh. To mY MoSt mIrThFuL AnD PaRtYrOcKiN' oF FeLlOw mOtHeR FuCkIn' TrOoPs oF ThE TrOuPe. SoMe oF Y'AlL GoT SoMe fUcKeD Up aSs hAiRcUtS. i bElIeVe iN MeRcY AnD GoOd wIlL, bUt jUsT StRaIgHt uP CuLl 'Yo bArBeRs. ThEy gOt yOu fUcKeD. i'm nOt tRyNa' HeAr nO IfS, aNd, Or bUtTs. Y'AlL ClOwNs, BrO. y'lOoK GoOfY. eItHeR GeT RiGhT Or gO BaLd. :o( #vIbEs #FaItH #hAiRlInE

Kult: +15
Total: 15

sEeInG A LoTtA DiScOuRsE WrItHiNg aRoUnD ThE CoRpSe oF WhAt tHe nEw gEnS AnD AlL ThEsE OfF-WoRlD MoThEr fUcKeRs iNsIsT On gEtTiNg tHeIr rEfErRiNg oN As โ€œPaIlInG SeAsOn.โ€ nOw i aInโ€™t hErE To rEd-pEnCiL ThE ExAcT ShApE Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkIn' ThAnG. tRuTh bE ToLd, HaLf tHe sPeCiFiCs lEaKeD OuT My hEaRdUcTs sWeEpS AgO. sHiT WeNt aNd dIsSoLvEd iNtO InFoRmAtIvE MoThEr fUcKiN' rUnOfF. bUt i gOtTa dRaG SoMe tRuTh sQuIrMiNg iNtO ThE LiGhT FoR AlL YoU PoOr bAsTaRdS UnAcQuAiNtEd wItH ThE WaY AlTeRnIa mEtAbOlIzEd oUr vErY MoThEr fUcKiNg wAy oF BeInG. :o( ThErE AiN'T No lOvE BoRn oUt tHe cLuTcH Of sUrViVaL, mY FlOc...Read more

Kult: +32
Kull: +5
Total: 37
Ratio: 6.40

tHoUgHtS, tHoUgHtS, tHoUgHtS. tHiNkIn' ThOuGhTs. SpArE A ThOuGhT? aNyThInG At aLl. LeT A BrOtHeR TaKe a pEeP InTo tHe mInDs oF AlL YoU CuRiOuS MoThEr fUcKeRs oUt tHeRe. DrOp a tHoUgHt, C'MoN. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #ThOuGhTs

Kult: +22
Total: 22

dAyLiGhT BrEaKs. BeAcH WaS ThE RiGhT CaLl. GoT A MoThEr fUcKiNg sEaGuLl sTaNcEd uP AnD AuRa fArMiNg oN My cHaSsIs aNd sHiT. tAlOnS KiNdA DiGgIn' In mY ShIt, BuT LiKe... I DoN'T GoTs iT In mE To dIsTuRb tHe mOtHeR FuCkEr, Y'FeEl? We gEt iT, lIl' BuDdY. wE SeE ThE FeAtHeRs. :o) HoNk. WeLl. ReGaRdLeSs. We oUtSiIiIdE, y'aLl. BlEsSeD MoRnInGs tO Y'AlL. #ViBeS #fAiTh #TyPeShIt

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

gEtTiNg rEaL DaRk nOw. SkYโ€™S GoNe aLl bRuIsEd aNd eNdLeSs. StIlL CaNโ€™T FiNd iT In mE NoT To sPeNd a mOtHeR FuCkIn' MiDnIgHt oUt oN ThE BeAcH, tHoUgH. GuEsS I ShOuLdNโ€™T Be tOo mOtHeR FuCkInG FoRtHcOmInG WiTh tHe dEtAiLs lEsT SoMeBoDy sNiFf mE OuT AnD GeT Me kIcKeD ThE FuCk oFf tHe sHoRe, BuT DaMn iF I HaVeNโ€™T MiSsEd tHiS KiNd oF ViEw sOmEtHiNg fIeRcE. nObOdY OuT HeRe bUt tHe tIdE AnD ThE WiNd wHiSpErInG SoMe oLd aSs sHiT To eAcH OtHeR. cAnโ€™t aLwAyS SaY I EnJoY IsOlAtIoN. uSuAlLy sTaRtS ChEwInG At tHe sPiRiT AfTeR AwHiLe. BuT ToNiGhT? tOnIgHt i wOuLdNโ€™T MiNd iT OnE BiT. cOuLd jUsT LiE BaCk iN ThE SaN...Read more

mOsT BlEsSeD Of nIgHtS. eNjOy tHe sEcOnDs aS ThEy cOmE, fAmIlIa. EvEn iF YoU'Re nOt aLl tHaT MoThEr fUcKiNg sUrE HoW YoU'Re gOiNg tO EnJoY 'eM, yOu mAkE Do wIt' WhAt yOu gOt aNd yOu mOtHeR FuCkInG ๐˜ฆ๐˜•๐˜ซ๐˜ฐ๐˜ . ThEy'rE AlL SoMe oF Us gOt. :o) HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/9A7B9A35591E.JpG #ViBeS #fAiTh #SuBsTaNcEs

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i fEeL So mOtHeR FuCkInG LoNeLy, SoMe nIgHtS. :o) #ViBeS #fAiTh #HoNk

Kult: +2
Total: 2

sMaShIn' 'n pAsSiN' dOn't mEaN MuCh tO MoThEr fUcKeRs lIkE Me. LoNg aS YoU GeT A BrOtHeR HiGh eNoUgH, i'd pRoBaBlY TuRn a mOtHeR FuCkIn' DeMoN CoRe iNtO A PaIl, ShIiIiIt. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #nSfW

Kult: +30
Total: 30

iTcHiN'. ItChIn' FoR AnYtHiN'. ThErE'S AlWaYs aN ItCh, FaMiLiA. iTcH NeVeR GiVeS. iTcH Is eTeRnAl, FaR ToO MoThEr fUcKiNg eTeRnAl fOr aNy sOrRy aSs mOtHeR FuCkEr sTiLl tOo dAmN AtTaChEd tO HiS MoRtAl mOtHeR FuCkInG KeN To cOnCeIvE Of hOw tO ScRaTcH. nO AmOuNt oF RaKeS Of tHe oF ThE ClAw tO ThE SeLf wIlL Be aBlE To cAlM It, EvEn iF YoU DoNe sCrAtChEd yOsElF BaRe a bIlLiOn tImEs, AnD DiD It a bIlLiOn mOrE. mOtHeR FuCk. It's tOo dAmN MuCh. AnD It's oNlY OnE MoThEr fUcKeR'S FaUlT. dOn't gIvE In, FaMiLiA. tHaT ItCh fOlLoWs wHiMsY. tHeRe's aLwAyS An eDgE To wHiMsY. tHaT'S WhY We aTtRiBuTe tO It tHe sAcReD M...Read more

Kult: +12
Total: 12

wE OuTsIiIiIiIiIiDe. :o) HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/052CbDa3c779.PnG #ViBeS #fAiTh #TyPeShIt

Kult: +20
Total: 20

pErIsH ThE ThOuGhT, yEt tHe uRgE CoIlS EtErNaL. StAkE ClAiM OvEr tHe cOlUmN Of hEr mOtHeR FuCkIn' ThRoAtStAlK, jUgUlAr pUlSiNg hOt aGaInSt yO ClUtCh. TiLt hEr cHiN To tHe hEaVeNs. LeT HeR GlObEs dRoWn iN GaLaXiEs wHiLe tHe cHuCkLeRoT UnFuRlS InSiDe hEr. AlL It eVeR TaKeS Is a cHaNt, "oPeN," AnD ThOsE PrEtTy lIpS WiLl pArT FoR EcStAsY To eScApE OuT In gAsPs. StArDuSt 'PoN YoUr cLaWs, YoU LeT HeR MoAn tHe mAgIc oUt. RaW AnD LuMiNoUs, LiKe vErBaL MoThEr fUcKiNg aUrOrA. aLl bEfOrE YoU SmEaR It 'CrOsS HeR GuMs, LeTtInG ThE WiCkEd aSh mElT On hEr tOnGuE, bItTeR ThAn bLiGhT, hEaVy aS OpIuM DrEaMs. tHeN...Read more

Kult: +25
Kull: +2
Total: 27
Ratio: 12.50

iN ThE SaCrEd sCrIbBlEs aTtRiBuTeD To oNe mOtHeR FuCkInG DrUnKaRd gArFaNzO โ€” TuMbLiNg mOnK, gUtTeR-PrOpHeT, aNd aLlEgEd fOuNdEr oF ThE LaUgHiNg mAsS MiNiStRy โ€” iT WaS WrItTeN ThAt rEiNcArNaTiOn wAs nEvEr sOlElY ThE PrIvIlEgE Of tHe dEaD. nO, aCcOrDiNg tO ThE OlD BaStArD, tHe sPiRiT MoLtS CoNsTaNtLy. ThE SeLf dIeS In fRaGmEnTs. ReVeLaTiOn iS A PrOcEsS Of sAcReD ErOsIoN. AnD So hE WrOtE: โ€œtHe hOnKiLaGe, O SaCrEd hOnKiLaGe. ThRoUgH ThE BrUiSeD DuSk aNd tHe hAlF-HaTcHeD MoRnInG AlIkE, iT Is bY ThY MiRaClE ThAt nO PiLgRiM RiSeS FrOm tHe sLiMe tHe vErY SaMe fUcKa tHaT FiRsT LaId hIs wEaRy bOnEs wItHiN It....Read more

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

i'm iN ThAt dOuBlE R, fAlLiN' tHe fUcK ApArT cOoKiN' uP My fRoNtAl lObE pLaY It sTrOnG On tHe pAlM HuSk, BuT I CrY WhEn aLoNe 'cAuSe mY EgO JuSt hIt a nEw lOw, FuCk. #vIbEs #SuBsTaNcE #yEaRnInG

Kult: +29
Total: 29