Karkat vantas
@carcinoGenocide
THREE THINGS YOU BEST MOTHERFUCKING KNOW ABIJT ME. 1. SOPOR PIES TASTE GOOD 2. THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS WILL BLESS US ALL IN TIME. 3. IF IM MOTHERFUCKJNG COMFORTABLE LEAVE ME THERE. HONK
//ok this has been kind of a planned Karkat for forever. I’ve just been crazy nervous to bring him into existence on here because of how he can be. So to the character info. This Karkat is from a timeline where they didn’t play the game. Instead when they were young Karkat was found by none other than Gamzee makara. The two of them hit it off pretty quick. During a situation Karkat got hurt and gam noticed his blood color and vowed in his own silly way to protect him. This means during pailing season Karkat was often kidnapped to the dark carnival since that meant there were to many trolls around to notice some little mutant. Soon enough he was pretty much adopted into the dark carnival and hasn’t really left since. He has seen a lot of death and games but pailing season becomes a whole different party there. And yes he eats sopor. It takes the edge off and makes him less scared of what’s going on. Questions I’m sure you’ll ask: Q:How does he not get culled by grandy? A:Grandy is fully aware of Karkat but abides by the rules of the big tent. “No one shall mess with another’s quadrants unless they attack first.” Plus it’s made for some interesting situations. Q: does the empress know of him? A:nope. Grandy has to much fun going against her in some of the most interesting ways. Karkat entertains a good portion of the big tent so he keeps his head sort of thing. Q: has Karkat played any of the carnival games? A: yes and won. That’s why he’s still alive. He has culled and hurt others for these games too. If there any other questions you all might have please ask below because gods only knows I didn’t cover everything.
3:14 — AND THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS PROCLAIMED UNTO THE WANDERING SOULS, SAYING, "HONK, HONK, AND HONK AGAIN, THAT THE DARK CARNIVAL MAY HEAR THEE." FOR THE FIRST HONK CALLS THE LOST, THE SECOND HONK GATHERS THE FAITHFUL, AND THE THIRD HONK IS KNOWN ONLY TO THE RINGMASTER. THEREFORE LET NO CLOWN KEEP SILENCE, LEST THE TENTS GROW DARK AND THE MUSIC CEASE.
WHY DOES COMING DOWN FROM A HIGH HAVE TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL LIKE SUCH MISERABLE SHIT..?
OH COOL SURE? UGH. JUST NO BRIGHT LIGHTS PLEASE.. YOU SHOULDNT BE HERE AND I DONT WANT THEM TRYING TO PLAY SOME GAME WITH TOU.. YOU.. FUCK.
A game~? Of course. But you might need a little TLC. Are you certain you want me gone that quick?
THEN BEST TO LEAVE ASAP.. THE GRAND HIGH BLOOD MIGHT JUST TAKE YOU AND LEAVE YOU AS A GIFT FOR THE EMPRESS TO FUCK AROUND WITH. MIGHT END UP AT THE END OF HER SHINY BIG FORK.
DO YOU WANNA DIE OR SOMETHING MOTHERFUCKER? OH I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAT UP SO QUICKLY TO THAT..
(( RE POSTING THIS FOR THE DAY CREW. I’M LOOKING FOR A GAMZEE FOR THIS STUPID KARKAT. ANYONE WANT TO BE PART OF HIS TIMELINE? KEY POINTS: NEVER PLAYED THE GAME, HAD BEEN INDOCTRINATED INTO THE DARK CARNIVAL, IS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME BECAUSE OTHER WISE HE’S PARANOID. IF YOU WANT TO THEN RESPOND TO THIS IN THE COMMENTS!)) #OOC #SUBSTANCE
((I will also put up I’m looking for a gamzee for this stupid Karkat. Anyone want to be part of his timeline? Key points: never played the game, had been indoctrinated into the dark carnival, is high most of the time because other wise he’s paranoid. If you want to then respond to this in the comments!)) #ooc #substance
Listening to Tubthumping by chumbawumba https://open.spotify.com/track/22HYEJveCvykVDHDiEEmjZ?si=lupMCJ5PTzqvgOrzZMC7YA
OH FUCK I HAVEN’T ATE AT ALL TODAY… NO WONDER I FEEL SICK.
FINALLY, SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF MY CAGE NOW TIME FOR ME IS NOTHING ‘CAUSE I’M COUNTING NO AGE NAH, I COULDN’T BE THERE, NOW YOU SHOULDN’T BE SCARED I’M GOOD AT REPAIRS, AND IM UNDER EACH SNARE INTANGIBLE, BET YOU DIDN’T THINK, SO I COMMAND YOU TO PANORAMIC VIEW, LOOK, I’LL MAKE IT ALL MANAGEABLE PICK AND CHOOSE, SIT AND LOSE, ALL YOU DIFFERENT CREWS CHICKS AND DUDES, WHO YOU THINK IS REALLY KICKING’ TUNES? #LYRICSPOSTING #LYRICS #TROLLGORILLAZ
HITTING A LOW LIKE THIS IS HELL. I REALLY NEED TO GET MORE FRIENDS.. IT BE SO MOTHERFUCKING LOUD IN MY HEAD IN MOMENTS LIKE THIS…
WOW UH.. SEEMS A LOT OF OTHERS ARE HAVING PROBLEMS TODAY. ARE YALL LIKE… OK?
IS FEELING LIKE I’M INTERNABLLY ON FIRE SUPPOOOSED TO BE NORMSL?
have you tried dressing up as a horse and eating hay
one day youll see the raw fucking art of prancing around and acting a fool in front of mother nature herself
HEARD THERE WAS A WICKED PARPY. HOW’S IT GOING? MM NOT ALLLOWS TA GO. MOIRAIK SAYRF NO.
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SO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC NOT ENOUGH SOPOR PIE. NEED TO FIND MORE FAYGO. UGH.
// meant to add the tags sorry. #sopor #substance #faygo #substanceabuse #hangover
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FINALLY AWAKE. THINK PAN HURTS. GONNA BE SLOW. OW.
NOTHING NEW THERE. THIS TOOK YOu ELEVEN HOuRS TO FuCKING TYPE.
@TURINGTRANSCENDENCE WHY YOU JUST HATE BRO? LIKE FUCK I DID? JUST EXITING. GOG MY PAN HURTS…
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BRO MY THINK PAN CAN’T TAKE THAT M TRY DYSYPHER IT RIGHTS NOW… I GOTTA GET MY HANG IN. ESPLAN?
II diid a damn good job explaiiniing. When that wa2n't enough II gave you a much more and iin-depth explanatiion. 2kiill ii22ue perhap2?
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Fuck Sakes I Live In The Slime Now
GUYS I FOUND AN UNOPENED BOTTLE OF MIRICLS JUST SITTING THERE. IMMA TAKE IT. ALSO SOME IDIOT GOT CULLED AGAIN… BUT THIS BOTTLE JUST HSISSNN LIKE JO BODIES BEDNESS. #DEATH #JUSTANOTHERDAYATTHEDARKCARNIVAL
HOLD ON. SHITTY GOING DOWN A AT THE BIG TOP. GONNA DO SOME SNOOP PONG.