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THREE THINGS YOU BEST MOTHERFUCKING KNOW ABIJT ME. 1. SOPOR PIES TASTE GOOD 2. THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS WILL BLESS US ALL IN TIME. 3. IF IM MOTHERFUCKJNG COMFORTABLE LEAVE ME THERE. HONK

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3:14 — AND THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS PROCLAIMED UNTO THE WANDERING SOULS, SAYING, "HONK, HONK, AND HONK AGAIN, THAT THE DARK CARNIVAL MAY HEAR THEE." FOR THE FIRST HONK CALLS THE LOST, THE SECOND HONK GATHERS THE FAITHFUL, AND THE THIRD HONK IS KNOWN ONLY TO THE RINGMASTER. THEREFORE LET NO CLOWN KEEP SILENCE, LEST THE TENTS GROW DARK AND THE MUSIC CEASE.

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WHY DOES COMING DOWN FROM A HIGH HAVE TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL LIKE SUCH MISERABLE SHIT..?

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THE WHAT?

The in between.

OH COOL SURE? UGH. JUST NO BRIGHT LIGHTS PLEASE.. YOU SHOULDNT BE HERE AND I DONT WANT THEM TRYING TO PLAY SOME GAME WITH TOU.. YOU.. FUCK.

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A game~? Of course. But you might need a little TLC. Are you certain you want me gone that quick?

DO YOU HAVE GRAY SKIN AND HORNS?

No. I have brown skin and no horns.

THEN BEST TO LEAVE ASAP.. THE GRAND HIGH BLOOD MIGHT JUST TAKE YOU AND LEAVE YOU AS A GIFT FOR THE EMPRESS TO FUCK AROUND WITH. MIGHT END UP AT THE END OF HER SHINY BIG FORK.

You say this as if it isn't a titillating venture I might enjoy.

DO YOU WANNA DIE OR SOMETHING MOTHERFUCKER? OH I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAT UP SO QUICKLY TO THAT..

I can not die, but it's cute that you're worried about my vessel.

(( RE POSTING THIS FOR THE DAY CREW. I’M LOOKING FOR A GAMZEE FOR THIS STUPID KARKAT. ANYONE WANT TO BE PART OF HIS TIMELINE? KEY POINTS: NEVER PLAYED THE GAME, HAD BEEN INDOCTRINATED INTO THE DARK CARNIVAL, IS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME BECAUSE OTHER WISE HE’S PARANOID. IF YOU WANT TO THEN RESPOND TO THIS IN THE COMMENTS!)) #OOC #SUBSTANCE

((I will also put up I’m looking for a gamzee for this stupid Karkat. Anyone want to be part of his timeline? Key points: never played the game, had been indoctrinated into the dark carnival, is high most of the time because other wise he’s paranoid. If you want to then respond to this in the comments!)) #ooc #substance

Listening to Tubthumping by chumbawumba https://open.spotify.com/track/22HYEJveCvykVDHDiEEmjZ?si=lupMCJ5PTzqvgOrzZMC7YA

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OH FUCK I HAVEN’T ATE AT ALL TODAY… NO WONDER I FEEL SICK.

FINALLY, SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF MY CAGE NOW TIME FOR ME IS NOTHING ‘CAUSE I’M COUNTING NO AGE NAH, I COULDN’T BE THERE, NOW YOU SHOULDN’T BE SCARED I’M GOOD AT REPAIRS, AND IM UNDER EACH SNARE INTANGIBLE, BET YOU DIDN’T THINK, SO I COMMAND YOU TO PANORAMIC VIEW, LOOK, I’LL MAKE IT ALL MANAGEABLE PICK AND CHOOSE, SIT AND LOSE, ALL YOU DIFFERENT CREWS CHICKS AND DUDES, WHO YOU THINK IS REALLY KICKING’ TUNES? #LYRICSPOSTING #LYRICS #TROLLGORILLAZ

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HITTING A LOW LIKE THIS IS HELL. I REALLY NEED TO GET MORE FRIENDS.. IT BE SO MOTHERFUCKING LOUD IN MY HEAD IN MOMENTS LIKE THIS…

WOW UH.. SEEMS A LOT OF OTHERS ARE HAVING PROBLEMS TODAY. ARE YALL LIKE… OK?

IS FEELING LIKE I’M INTERNABLLY ON FIRE SUPPOOOSED TO BE NORMSL?

UGH WHY DOES THIJS ALEAYS HAVE TO SUCK…

MMM BORED. ):B

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have you tried dressing up as a horse and eating hay

DON’T WANNA BE NEHBEAST

one day youll see the raw fucking art of prancing around and acting a fool in front of mother nature herself

I ACT LIKE A FOOL. I HABE FZN. DON’T LIKE NEHBEDTS

HEARD THERE WAS A WICKED PARPY. HOW’S IT GOING? MM NOT ALLLOWS TA GO. MOIRAIK SAYRF NO.

SO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC NOT ENOUGH SOPOR PIE. NEED TO FIND MORE FAYGO. UGH.

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// meant to add the tags sorry. #sopor #substance #faygo #substanceabuse #hangover

((for future reference, you can edit a post by finding it on your page and clicking the edit button!

// heck thanks!!!

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FINALLY AWAKE. THINK PAN HURTS. GONNA BE SLOW. OW.

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NOTHING NEW THERE. THIS TOOK YOu ELEVEN HOuRS TO FuCKING TYPE.

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@caliBorn[CB]

IT TOOK ME 5 SNIPS. MINS* SHUSH.

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@TURINGTRANSCENDENCE WHY YOU JUST HATE BRO? LIKE FUCK I DID? JUST EXITING. GOG MY PAN HURTS…

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WHA?

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BRO MY THINK PAN CAN’T TAKE THAT M TRY DYSYPHER IT RIGHTS NOW… I GOTTA GET MY HANG IN. ESPLAN?

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II diid a damn good job explaiiniing. When that wa2n't enough II gave you a much more and iin-depth explanatiion. 2kiill ii22ue perhap2?

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Yes.

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You are fairly rude.

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NO NEED TO HARSH THE VIBUS I SORRY… ):B

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IIt wa2 paiinful watchiing you love all tho2e po2t2, unliike your2elf u2 2qii2hy entiitiie2 feel emotiional damage.

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lmao

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D:B

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GUYS I FOUND AN UNOPENED BOTTLE OF MIRICLS JUST SITTING THERE. IMMA TAKE IT. ALSO SOME IDIOT GOT CULLED AGAIN… BUT THIS BOTTLE JUST HSISSNN LIKE JO BODIES BEDNESS. #DEATH #JUSTANOTHERDAYATTHEDARKCARNIVAL

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HOLD ON. SHITTY GOING DOWN A AT THE BIG TOP. GONNA DO SOME SNOOP PONG.

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SO MANY PRETTY COLORS. IS LIKE LOOKING AT FAYGO BOTTLES.

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I SEE A BUNCH OF MOTTHERFUCKNN IN N MUSIC BEING SHOWED IN HERE. WE DOING SHOW N TELL NOW?

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