RANKMAID
@archiveAddict
hai hai mina-san 0v0 — love, rankmaid-sensei. "ara ara aradia megido" dms always open for fic requests! fujoshi pride! current status: recovering from eridanweek
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
i knew rankmaid was hot when she was normal but on the candy she is INSANE (in a good way). like holy shit. how is it possible to be so filthy and so hot at the same time. why is BEING filthy so hot??? #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw.
@archiveAddict please explain. when you can i mean.
my memory is very blurry 0v0”
do you want a refresher on what happened? i can give you a short version of it, maybe in private. unless you would rather not know which is also understandable.
ah
a rrecap in private… might be best…
what happened (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, hello, can anyone hear me, where am i right now, who am i, archive rating: 🍭)
Dunno man I didnt go
something tells me that was the right choice
Oh my gog Rankmaid-sama I'm so glad you're okay mew~ 💖✨
:33< no clue pawnestly :33< but im glad mew s33m to be okay
RANKAMD @ARCHIVEaDDICT #GIRL
every time something is tagged #vaguepost or a post is even slightly sort of suggestive in a mysterious way i have to tug on my leash (hh) to stop myself from immediately commenting who is this about tell me who this is about who is this about who are you talking about can i know who this is about
no way! people would get so annoyed!
Curiosity is important. Nothin wrong with carin bout your friends lives.
b... big macintosh... arigatou
idk, estrogen for horses... point is i saw brotherhooves social i know what's up
My dms are 0pen t0 any sad m0rally grey middle aged men
the rankmaid is the only one here i respect.
I do not know who that is, but I support this.
i havent been very respecful towards you in a fetishization manner should i stop that or keep going 0n0”
yyessir
wakatta
i would like to purchase a bushel of your finest apples. i prefer.... the sweet ones.
Eeeyup. Pleasure doin business. [Big Mac noses over a bushel of sweet apples and a fritter. Plus a piece of apple crumble on the house.]
If rankmaid dies during it, it's the only thing of loss
wait what
>>| men kissing .is hot. yaoi .is very hot. .i'm gonna pass .out https://hive.beeb.trl/img_2179.jpg #nsfw
◥▶◀◤ —> I have... plenty. I could share, for a fellow enthusiast. Though, I rarely have twinks in my collection.
>>| .i think he meant @archiveaddict . but there's no limit to yaoi. but .i hit the yaoi/yuri pic posting for today.
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
ANYWAYS, ME AND WHO..
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) ͻan ͻonfirm this is very entertaining ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
♰ :) @piousPorcine ♰
⚇ throwing the @ at me in public. ⚇ on a *rankmaid* post. ⚇ dirty <3< ⚇
concept: the insatiably sweet aphrodisiac-like effects induced by trickster mode #iwantcandy (tags: Reader/Trickster, #nsfw, suggestive, archive rating: M)
welllllll...... u guys r gonna have fun w/ THAT 2nite i guess LOL x)
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
omf..... the rankmaid r u gonna be ok???? :((( we can send jane over 2 help heal u up!
the indigobloods from the rumble are the nurses so im actually ok ^0^
thii2 ii2 the 2iingular mo2t 2tre22ful thiing ii have 2een iin a good whiile. have a 2wiift recovery.
i wish you were here! >0<
Sending you all my healing energy forrr a swift recofurrry!!! 👉🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏥❤️🩹 Mew Mew Kissy Cutie Get Well Soon B333AAAM! mew~ 💖✨
o wait? thats actually AWESOME :D glad to hear it!!! #GetUrSTRONGHealzOn #DootDootDooDooDoot #PretendThatsThatPkmnCenterJingle
oh my god, who did this to you.
Was scrolling thu my palmhusk and found this pic I took last night at #eridanweek mew~ Managed to snag some VIP seating with the GOATs 👑 @barackObama 🏓 @archiveAddict and 📸 @beforianTimes https://i.imgur.com/ibfX7m1.jpeg #substances #blood mew~ 💖✨
maddie i cant believe we didnt get any pictures together before the bomb went off 0n0
this picture is absolutely incredible
It's okay!!! Once I get my charred stuffing replaced and you heal furrrom your burns, we should meet up sometime and snap a pic! mew~ 💖✨
:33 < H33h33, this is a wonderfurr picture!! Thank mew so much for taking it!
that was the fastest enemies to lovers i think ive ever seen #millerverse
We like to speed run here
(( cmon crank out the fanfic about them already I'm excited/nf ))
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
- YOU;'RE JOKING YOUR KISMESIS AND NO PLEASE THE GOURD TRACT VIOLENCE
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- PLEASE MY FELLOW COVERT MUTANT OLIVE. YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR KISMMESIS BACK. IT'S THE ONLY WAY
Who the sam hill are you.
- My words are mmore immportant. The people need this, and frankly, the needs of the people far outweigh yours if we are just going to consider this like normmal utilitarian folks #UnCancel #Please #
No dice! Bye!
What are you on about!!
Wordle 1,749 X/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, The Rankmaid/Wordle, i cant believe that, #substance, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b50e5d470b8d.png
D --> What are those
BX33 < looks like you got burned on that one B33 < sorry though youll get em next time boss
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
You never miss
Why does this remind me of @detectiveMiller? Of course, his boss has a wife. So it is slightly different.
th1s 1s hotttt wtf.
Oh so THIS is what all the Rankmaid hype is about. #enlightening
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I lik£. N££d to lik£ s£nd you a r£qu£st for lik£, m£ and my boss som£tim£ OMFG. this is lik£ GOOD as always <33
THAṅK YȯU MS. RAṅKMAID. THAṅK YȯU. THAṅK YȯU.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
im exhausted thank you for your support tonight friends ill be back after i heal up from the explosion #eridanweek is not for chumps but im so glad i mustered up the courage to go tonight ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, good light, archive rating: G)
>--D=You=are=a=credit=to=our=caste=miss=rank=maid=I=hope=you=didn't=get=too=many=internal=injuries=from=the=explosion=<3//<
Are You Ok? Who Exploded You???
i AM GLAD, yOU DID AND i WISH, i COULD HAVE SEEN, yOU MORE THAN AT, JUST THE END,
if @archivveAddict got injured or science forbid badly injured in that fuckin nuke i mighta actually flowwn off the deep end and made unchained eridan look like the wwoke highblood in my zealous fervvor for the extermination a dissidents #eridanwweek
im a little singed but im sure youre more sore than i am
WWe should just rename this to #rankmaidwweek to be honest.
considering she rechitted the post from the guy who nuked you i think shes ok
