RANKMAID
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hai hai mina-san 0v0 — love, rankmaid-sensei. "ara ara aradia megido" post #rankbait dms always open for fic requests! fujoshi pride!
EASY. ADuLT AGE CHILD'S PLAY. THAT IS TO SAY. MANCHILD'S PLAY. A MANCHILD COuLD DO THIS. BuT HERE I AM. A MANADuLT. ABLE TO DO IT EVEN BETTER. I COuLD FuCKING DOMINATE THE SHIT OuT OF THIS CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT. I WOuLD NOT. EVEN HAVE TO THINK. OR GIVE MYSELF. ANY PREP TIME. HERE GOES. NOTHING. BECAuSE EVEN THOuGH IT WILL BE EVERYTHING TO YOu. IT WILL TAKE ME NO EFFORT. HERE IS THE ENTIRE CONCEIT. I WANT YOu TO PICTuRE. ME. MYSELF. AND I. NOT OTHER INSTANCES OF MYSELF. FOR THE RECORD. I AM TALKING. THE SAME EXACT CALIBORN. NO AuS. NO BuSTY!FREEuSE!CALIBORN. NO CATBOY!CALIBORN. NO CALIBORNIAGIRLS!CALIBORN I AM EXCLuSIVELY WILLING. TO TRACE MY OWN TONGuE. ALONG MY OWN TEETH. IN CHuNKS OF REPREHENSIVELY SPARKLING SPITTLE. GuRGLED BY ANGRY RAGE. AND INFuRIATED ANNOYANCE. LIKE TWO CAVE MOuTHS. COLLIDING. AS THEY ARE FORCED TOGETHER. BY A RAPIDLY COILING GIANT SNAKE. OH. OHHH YESSSS. OH YES YES YES OH YES THAT IS SICK AND PERVERTED AND TWISTED AND ENTIRELY INTENTIONAL. FuCK. OKAY FuCK. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. IN THIS CASE. YOu. RANKMAID. FOR IMMERSION PuRPOSES ONLY. ARE THE GIANT SNAKE. IN A FITFuL BREEDING BALL. MASTuRBATORILY MASHING. IN A WHIRLING MASS OF DEVASTATION. YOuR TRuEST FORM. LENGTH GREATER. THAN THE LIST OF ALL YOuR SINS. NAILED TO YOuR BACK. LIKE A FAILED MOLT. A SHEDDING THAT NEVER GOES AWAY. AND ONLY CATCHES YOuR SWEAT. AND VARIOuS SINFuL FLuIDS. LIKE AN uPSIDE DOWN uMBRELLA. HORRIFIED. YET AMAZED. AT THIS RADICAL TRANSFORMATION. INTO YOuR TRuEST SELF. WE BEGIN TO STRuGGLE. CLAMMING uP. GASPING AND THRASHING. ALL OF OuR STRIKES WITH OuR FISTS ARE RESTRICTED. BY THE STuCKAGE. OF YOuR IMMENSE APPLICATION OF PRESSuRE. PHYSICAL. AND SOCIAL. THE CONSTRICTIONS MAKE uS GASP. FORCE OPEN OuR MOuTHS. AS ALL THREE OF uS uNWITTINGLY SLICK OuR TONGuES OVER ONE ANOTHER. WE WANT TO SCREAM. AND GNASH. AND BITE. AS CALIBORNS. OFTEN DO. BuT NONE OF uS CAN ACCESS OuR ARMS. OR PARTIALLY CRuMPLED LEGS. WHICH ARE FORCED TO GYRATE. EACH TIME YOu SAY. HORRENDOuSLY STuPID SLuTTY GIANT SNAKE THINGS. LIKE "EEE!!! BuT YOu CANNOT BE IN A QuADRANT WITH YOuRSELF!!! IT IS FORBIDDEN LuST!" AND "STOP! YOuR SQuIRMING FEELS TOO GOOD DOWN THERE!!! NOT...NEXT TO MY...C.C...C...C.CLL...C.L..." AND BEING A WOMAN. YOu CANNOT SAY ANYTHING FuRTHER THAN THAT. BuT WE BOTH KNOW. IN FACT. ALL THREE OF uS KNOW. WHAT YOu REALLY WANT TO SAY. AND WE PuKE A LITTLE. IN OuR COLLECTIVELY SHARED. MOuTHS. HATEFuLLY MAKING OuT. JuST TO KEEP YOuR STuPID BIMBO BITCH ASS. FROM RuINING THIS FOR YOuRSELF. THE MuSK OF YOuR HEINOuSLY uNWASHED BODY. ALREADY TOO MuCH FOR uS TO ENDuRE. INDIVIDuALLY. BuT WITH THREE OF uS HERE. IT IS THREE TIMES AS APPARENT. THREE TIMES THE FILTH. AND DISGuST. AND THAT IS AWFuL. ALL THREE OF uS START BITCHING. "WE SHOuLD JuST KILL EACHOTHER. QuIT FuCKING AROuND. AND START FuCKING. IN THAT LETHAL. ALL DEVOuRING. SNAKE OuROBOROuS STYLE. THAT IS SO IN VOGuE. FOR HABITuAL HATERS LIKE uS." ANOTHER. WISER CALIBORN CHIMES IN. "STOP. THIS IS SuPPOSED TO BE CHASTE. AND FLuSH. LOOK AT HOW SHE IS WATCHING uS. DO YOu REALLY WANT TO GIVE HER. THE SICK FuCK SATISFACTION. OF WATCHING uS ACHIEVE. uLTIMATE CLIMAX." AN EVEN WISEST. ME-EST CALIBORN CHIMES IN. MuCH LOuDER. MORE LIKE A GONG THAN A CHIME. A GONG OF SENSIBILITY AND PATENTLY COMMON SENSE SHIT. HE IS THE CALIBORN. PROMOTED FROM CAPTAIN OBVIOuS. TO ADMIRAL AuDACIOuSLY APPARENT. "YEAH. FuCK THAT SHIT. LET uS DO. SOMETHING WORSE." "WHAT DID. WE HAVE. IN MIND." "WHAT DID. WE HAVE. IN MIND." MY TWO ME-STOOGES SAID. WITHOuT WAITING. I BEGAN TO NuZZLE. THE LITTLE FuLL CIRCLES OF DIMPLED RED. ON MY CHEEKS. BRuSHING. IN MuTuAL PLATONIC AID. MY QuEER. PLATONIC PALS. BEGAN TO MAKE NuZZLING PuRRING SOuNDS. OF INEDIBLE CuTENESS. TO THE GIANT SNAKEMAID. OVERHEAD. ALL THREE OF uS BEGAN TO WINCE. WISHING WE HAD MORE PRIVACY. FOR OuR PERSONAL. INDISCRETIONS. WITH OuR OWN PERSON. #SELFCEST #EXTREMESIZEDIFFERENCE #PuKE #DEAD-DOVE-DO-EAT #SNuFF-ADJACENT #FLuFF #SICK-FuCKERY #RANKMAID #CALIBORN-FOR-THIS #COSMICSIZEDIFFERENCE #OT3 #OTME #GIANTSNAKEMAIDISMYWAIFu #WHO-SAID-THAT EAT THAT. BITCH.
Bow. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817cd5a910ae.png (art by SpookyPoopet on Discord)
hrn no but continue to endeavvor towward apotheosis once your potential is realized then a curtsy might be in order
sHiIiIt. If tHeRe wAs aNyOnE WhO HaD ThE MoThEr fUcKiN' kNoW On aBoUt tHe hArSh rEaLiTiEs oF CaRnAlItY, aIn't nO DoUbT It'd bE YoU, lIl' RaM. bLeSsEd nIgHt tO YoU, bAbY. :o)
i'm g0ing two pretend rankmaid d0esn't use lightmode in the interest 0f business relations. bluh.
i switch back and forth depending on who im talking to in dms gomen
i can respect pragmatism. see i said it 0ut loud and everything. 2bh if i have two expend eff0rt to even view text it's pr0bably not w0rth reading. worked like a charm thus far.
Rankmaid is cool. Doesn't seem like a real maid but does seem better than white balls.
There's something so very compelling about the abuses of power and control Hannibal conducts upon the sad puppy that is Will Graham. Yes, I am taking notes. I am also taking recipes. #nsfw #violence #gore perhaps?
#rankbait
Are you too a fan of such?
Hmm.
An honour.
Well then, welcome! I do hope you thoroughly enjoy all that there is to offer. The internet is very wide after all.
Yes! \ n >< n /
pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
c< yes MaaM! O7 >c
s0mething something sweaty nerds meta reference.
get his ass rankmaid
i wish i could @everyone frankly. rankmaid sweep!
Imagine my smirk.
#dirkjake #jakedirk #morelike #eridirkjake #rankbait
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d211cdaf83f.png #rankbait m0re literally than usual
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
-=[RAILLING ?_☺]=-
holy sh1t. fuck yes
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#DirkJake.
Heh i always keep a slot open for a fellow hero of hope! So lets HOPE you can keep your head up in this tussle!
THEYRE BACK YOUREEEE MAD
I am curi9us. What happens at such an event? The p9st d9esn't make it 96vi9us t9 me.
concept: making rules with each other and watching them slowly break down the more you fall flush “as long as it only happens once” “just prong stuff doesnt count” “just no penetration” “as long as we still have clothes on” “just this one more time okay?” “just dont finish inside and its still okay” “as long as we dont kiss it doesnt count” “as long as the lights are off so we cant see each other its fine” “as long as you dont think about me afterwards” (tags: Reader/Anonymous, flushcoded, redrom, flushcrush, yearning, could be interesting with moirails, two human men, #jakedirk, copingplay, #rankworks, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
kUDOS! #jAKEdIRK
Wow... Is this... Rankmaid, is this an achieva8le relationship dynamic?
-=[letts convince ourselvves thatthis is okay lets rely on technicalities annd be unwilling to say it outy loud yeah banger_☺]=-
https://f2.toyhou.se/f1le/f2-toyhou-se/1mmages/120121668_zQQ6xtoReT4ZZdL.png l1sten you rotten lot hahaha @playfulP1nn1ped and 1 have an announcemment to mmake announcemment be1ng we have palely jo1ned together as #mmo1ra1ls fra1mm1 you are mmy best fr1end yes (( ooc: what a fun collab hehehehe ))
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUEHEY I POSTED THIS GUFIRST!!
well you know what they say f1rst 1s the worst second 1s the best haha
-=[conggrats !!!!!x-)_☺]=-
told him i was taking a picture and he did whatever the fuck this is https://i.postimg.cc/PJZkJCwd/smile-for-da-gram.png
he looks like jim carrie's the mask
yr bro looks like the dad from fnf
holy shit this is prolly the first time i see that guy smilin
HE'S GRIPPIN YOU 😭 FOR WHAT PURPOSE
he has a habit of grabbing me with as much force as possible but i think he just has a really strong arm
concept: giving your ai matesprit control of your lovense their modulated voice sounding breathy over the speaker you keep by your bed as they talk you through it (tags: Reader/AI, #nsfw, flushfic, toys, #rankworks, joi, become the vibrator, archive rating: E)
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lil hal posting
side n0te two make sure the c0ncept of refact0ry periods is in the training set. 0r dont. #nsfw
hwat
youre a genius
thanks. s0ulbot c0de is the product 0f my worst meth0ds powered by my best intenti0ns and fueled by desperation.
*PLEASE* DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS. HE DOESN'T NEED MORE.
this is a lot
Diamonds Droog.
なんかもう、アバターかよって感じ。 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057881471987220512/1505847028519931964/IMG_1108.png?ex=6a0c1cd4&is=6a0acb54&hm=4432dee3d64510c793606168e9e5debd91f5ad7f32e921f0d4d39097d6175ae9&
concept: "we should talk about this" "kiss me" "youre hurting right now we need to talk" "please just kiss me" "that wont make it better you need to let me take care of you right now" "take care of me by touching me" "you dont need that right now" "please fuck me" "okay" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, palecoded, hurt/comfort, unhealthy coping, #nsfw, #rankworks, bad moirailing, no quads mentioned, shooshplapping, fuck it better trope, archive rating: E)
nah bro go ahead and answer the question. DON'T MIND HER THAT'S JUST MY PAYRAM CLOWNPIG BRO. it's all good.
FIRST OF ALL: I KNOW EXACTLY WHO SHE IS AND DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT, YOU IGNORANT DOUCHE. SECOND: FUCK NO! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE KIND OF REPUTATION I'M TRYING TO MAINTAIN ON HERE?! I'VE ALREADY CAUGHT HEAT FOR HAVING THE GALL TO HAVE BURGER OPINIONS, DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND DRAW IRE FROM THE 'RAILS WITH PAILS' DETRACTORS? YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE! MY MOUTH STAYS FIRMLY SHUT!
bro she called herself that. AIN'T MY MOTHER FUCKING WORDS. sister is a freak that's cool. WE CAN LET THAT FREAK FLAG FLY UP IN THE BLOWING WIND LIKE IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOOL FEEDING DORK STUCK UP ON THERE BY THE UNDERWEAR. all like hey someone help me get down i need to get my freak on. MOUTH STAYS SHUT HUH? maybe could have chosen some wicked words better here my brother. STILL THOUGH AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE DIRT ON THE WINDOW SILL WHILE ALL THESE OTHER ONLINE BITCHES PEEKING IN THROUGH THE READ WINDOW. like i already got my mother fucking legs broken what else you want. HONK HONK HONK.
HEY. WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU *THINK* YOU'RE READING INTO THIS? YOU'RE NOT. OKAY? YOU'RE NOT THE SHIT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE, OKAY? NOW IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THIS YOU'LL TAKE IT TO MY DMS AND AWAY FROM SO MANY *PRYING FUCKING EYES.*
no keep talking about it here
get him to keep talking about it here onegai its making me feel funny
self portrait https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/26de4e75ad7a.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #gore, archive rating: G)
what happened girl
girl you dont want to know
:33< mewre goregous :33< s33 what i did there? :33< claws of the tag? :33< #gore
oOH THIS IS NEAT, a DIFFERENT STYLE THAN USUAL,
:o( My dear... :o( While this art is beautiful :o( It wounds me to see you so sad. :o) I am here for you :o) For whatever you need.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... devotchka ... ]
the flames 0f war aren't very warm, gl b-aa.
ARE YOU FUCKING DEMENTED?! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT THIS IS EVER THE RIGHT MOVE? LOOK, I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM WITH THIS- IT IS A TRULY KARKAT NOTION TO WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR OUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE, BUT FORCING HER TO SEE THIS. TO SEE *YOU*. ON THE FUCKING TIMELINE AFTER YOU ALREADY FUCKED HER LIFE UP? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT DID YOU EXPECT THE OUTCOME TO BE HERE? "OH KARKAT, IT'S OKAY! I FORGIVE YOU! LET'S FROLIC IN THE FIELDS TOGETHER!" YOU REALLY MUST BE THE MOST DENSE MOTHERFUCKER TO HAVE EVER LIVED AND YOU'RE MAKING THE REST OF US LOOK BAD BY COMPARISON. THE IDEA THAT I HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BECOME YOU MAKES ME SO SICK TO MY ACID TRACT THAT I MIGHT START PUKING JUST IN SHEER HORROR OF WHAT YOU'VE BECOME. YOU'RE NOT JUST A LIAR AND A FRAUD, YOU'RE A SELFISH PRICK. A WALKING DISASTER. GET A FUCKING JOB, STAY AWAY FROM HER.
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𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Mr. Jay! We talked briefly. I was Miss Creant. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
and 7ou were there, too!
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, And I was there too! Hello :) ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
>> You 1ooked AMAZ¡NG!! ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ even ડpoke to you though!!
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Hi!! You 7ooked Gre@t!! $orry I Di$tr@cted You @nd R@bbit @nd You Mi$$ed Your D@nce. Hopefu77y You Got One 7@$t Night?
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, It's alright! I had a fun final night anyway :) ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
Th@nk$!! I've @7w@y$ Thought B7ue J@y$ @re Be@utifu7, @nd $eemed @ More Fitting Per$on@7ity For Me To Don Th@n $@y @ Pe@cock H@h@
@ARCHIVEADDICT I DON’T KNOW IF YOU WILL FORGIVE MY NEGLIGENCE BUT I DO WISH TO ALSO OFFER A SINCERE APOLOGY FOR MY ACTIONS ALSO DAMAGING YOUR FOREST. FROM WHERE I STAND RIGHT NOW, I DIDN’T KNOW IT HAD DONE DAMAGE THERE AS WELL BUT I GUESS THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR GETTING LOCKED UP ALMOST THE EXACT SAME CYCLE AS THE DAY OF THE COLLAPSE. I HOPE NO ONE ELSE GOT HURT THERE AS WELL.
please d0 call me rustmaid. it reflects 0ther me's title in a way if find entertaining. 0r call me aradia. make it as c0nfusing as p0ssible t0 differentiate us. it w0uld be funny. 0u0
TRUE AS THAT MIGHT BE, TAKE THIS AS A TROLL TRYING TO MAKE SOME SORT OF AMENDS TO THOSE WHOM I’VE HURT. I KNOW THE REST OF MY LIFE WILL BE IN HERE AND WHEN THE TIME COMES I WANT TO AT LEAST GO KNOWING I TRIED TO APOLOGIZE WITH WHAT LITTLE ABILITY I HAVE TO DO ANYTHING HERE.
tHE ONE YOU KNOW AS "tHE rANKMA1D" 1S TO ME mEG1DO-SAN, rANKMA1D-SENSE1, OR MORE PERSONAL TERMS OF ENDEARMENT. 1 W1LL KEEP 1N M1ND YOUR PREFERENCES FOR THE FUTURE, - n1TRAM-DONO
OK. ARADIA IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT THEN SURE I’LL DO THAT.
really bad time for this
ARE YOU FUCKING DEMENTED?! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT THIS IS EVER THE RIGHT MOVE? LOOK, I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM WITH THIS- IT IS A TRULY KARKAT NOTION TO WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR OUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE, BUT FORCING HER TO SEE THIS. TO SEE *YOU*. ON THE FUCKING TIMELINE AFTER YOU ALREADY FUCKED HER LIFE UP? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT DID YOU EXPECT THE OUTCOME TO BE HERE? "OH KARKAT, IT'S OKAY! I FORGIVE YOU! LET'S FROLIC IN THE FIELDS TOGETHER!" YOU REALLY MUST BE THE MOST DENSE MOTHERFUCKER TO HAVE EVER LIVED AND YOU'RE MAKING THE REST OF US LOOK BAD BY COMPARISON. THE IDEA THAT I HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BECOME YOU MAKES ME SO SICK TO MY ACID TRACT THAT I MIGHT START PUKING JUST IN SHEER HORROR OF WHAT YOU'VE BECOME. YOU'RE NOT JUST A LIAR AND A FRAUD, YOU'RE A SELFISH PRICK. A WALKING DISASTER. GET A FUCKING JOB, STAY AWAY FROM HER.
IF YOU’RE DONE. I WAS TOLD I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO HER BY IT SEEMS SOMEONE WHOM IS CLOSE TO HER IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO DON’T GO TWISTING THIS AS A “OH KARKAT WANTED TO BE AN ASS AND MAKE EVERY ONE IN FUCKING EXISTENCE GAG AT THE REALITY THAT HE IS STILL ALIVE.” I WAS SIMPLY TRYING TO APOLOGIZE TO HER PERSONALLY SINCE THE YOUNG TROLL SUGGESTED IT. SECOND DON’T THINK FOR A SECOND THAT I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SOME HAPPY REUNION. I KNOW THAT I HAVE HURT A LOT OF LIVES AND I AM NOT SO INNOCENT THAT I WOULD BELIEVE THAT SHE WOULD ACCEPT AN APOLOGY AND ACT LIKE I DIDN’T RUIN HER AND MANY OTHERS LIVES. BUT I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE WHOM THE DAMAGE I CAUSED HURT. THIRD. I WOULD LOVE TO GO OUT AND GET A FUCKING JOB BUT AS I HAVE STATED IN MANY OTHER COMMENTS AND POSTS, I AM STILL IN JAIL. ONE OF THE JAILERS GAVE ME THIS PALMHUSK. I CAN’T GET A JOB YOU FUCK. AND LASTLY, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT “HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BECOME YOU”? I DON’T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE ASSHOLE, BUT TRUST ME WHEN I SAY I PLAN TO LEAVE HER ALONE.
IF YOU HAD ANY SENSE YOU'D HAVE NEVER REPLIED TO ME. ALSO, YOUR STUPIDITY IS NEVER MY FUCKING PROBLEM, I'M NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS SHIT TO YOU SO YOU CAN JUST KEEP WALLOWING IN THE MUCK OF YOUR OWN DEEP FRIED THINK PAN. WHOEVER TOLD YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO HER IS AT BEST IGNORANT AND AT WORST DOWNRIGHT FUCKING MALICIOUS. THIS IS NOT WHAT SHE NEEDS, THIS DOESN'T HELP ANYONE. ALL IT DOES IS SERVE YOU TO APPEASE YOUR WOUNDED EGO AND MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT ALL THE SHIT YOU DID. JAIL IS THE *LEAST* YOU FUCKING DESERVE- ON ALTERNIA YOU'D HAVE BEEN RIGHTLY CULLED AND BECOME A LOST FOOTNOTE TO HISTORY. THE FACT THAT YOU STILL TYPE IN THAT NEON, EYE-SEARING LIME TELLS ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW. YOU MIGHT *THINK* YOU'RE SORRY, BUT YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE JUST SORRY YOU GOT CAUGHT. YOU TRULY ARE THE WORST, MOST PATHETIC KARKAT.