♦ pitied by @archiveAddict
oh mygohd i know who this is about
i can do only one of the things listed here but i won't say which because it's fun to not tell everyone everything ever about anything
rechittin' this in my soul cuz apparently I can't for real
Hm.
no no plappening is accurate to what happened.
D --> The life that you lead is one that generates immense caution in me, Ms. Megido
Mistakes have been made by a number of people recently. Some more than others.
How did this happen.
The enemy has my papers.
There aren't even any pickles in that issue. This is a severe injustice. #nsfw ?
STOP PITYING AND HATING MY CHITTS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
id describe this wwine as wwarm
The wvhat.
Listen up cre\/\/\/\/, I ha\/\/e been respectfully placed under administrati\/\/e super\/\/ision after cullin' Troll Bruno Mars. I thought he \/\/\/\/ould turn to candy like the rest o' us. Not just mist. Additionally, I remember most o' \/\/\/\/hat happened and apparently my Blood Alcohol Report sho\/\/\/\/ed I had 65% Alcohol in my blood. I \/\/\/\/as high proof. #substance #gore?
you looked amazing!! as always! :)
ohgod oh fuck i just remembered wwhat happened to bruno no fuck
Seems like you and everyone else )(ad a little bit too muc)( fun! )(ow are you eeling??
MY ONLY REGRET TONIGHT IS I HAVEN'T WISHED DEATH ON ANYONE IN THE LAST THREE MINUTES
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BX33 < looks like you got burned on that one B33 < sorry though youll get em next time boss
It seems the photograph of my boss is quite... controversial.
Ah. It appears almost nobody is on here at this time. How disappointing.
fucking hate that bitch.
~maybe if my rumble spheres vvere bigger he’d feel the same </3 #vagueposting
Yes, then perhaps I may get mentioned prior to the likes of 'Master Hand.'
It's a shame that half the chittr users will be goone foorever after they fail their next filial pail submissioon 8( #nootmethoo #ladiesman
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I haven't done anything devotchka! ]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 POST SPHERES AND BULGE. #nsfw
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i think that george lopez genuinely had a shot at being the first legendary swordsman of the united states
PRANK FER YOU FUCKS. I LOVE TIME TRAVEL. I THINK MY KIDNEY JUST FAILED.
vwhatevwer. i dont evwen care that she didnt follovw me back. not evwen a little bit. im UN8OTHERED. EASY 8REEZY, HAHAH. SO NONCHALANT.
You are a regular guy. You can enter a space. You are a regular guy. You can enter a room. You are a regular guy. You can do that transaction. You are a regular guy. You know how to answer the phone. You are a regular guy. You know what sleep is. You are a regular guy. You know how to wake up. You are a regular guy. You know how to move through space. You are a regular guy. You know what it means to be you.
@totEsGruEsomE why do u want mE to kILL you wont you b dEad
wworst a all is my god damn name is attached to it
how do you feel about those of us north of the border
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... don't got any. not many trolls out there to call me one. ]
WOW I SURE LOVE ALL THE cROCKERCORP BRAND, eRIDAN-BASED, fOOD AND BEVERAGES HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK #cROCKERCORP #cONSUME #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
ṅ.. Surtur I swėar I didṅ’t say aṅythiṅg abȯut it, shė wȯuld’vė taggėd it likė.. #cȯṅfėssiȯṅ ȯr #aṅȯṅymȯus ȯr sȯmėthiṅg clėvėr!! I DIDṅT SAY AṅYTHIṅG!! #ṅsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... God I don't even remember what happened last morning. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Crawlin out of the recuperacoon. Heading out to #eridanweek in the same suit and undone tie as last time... still got blood on it, so that's ... something. ]
D --> I don't know what any of this means and I have no interest in being informed
come on by my place iwve got plenty of miller ;)
Mr. Strider now is not the time. Tragedy has struck.
Given current events, and my complete disinterest, I am #notcoming to #eridanweek.
I wonder if Droog ever escaped that room. I still can't believe NOBODY came for him.
i shØuld be given an award. fØr cleaning sØmeØnes hive. #vaguepØst
i tried wearing my hair like that once. walked right into a wall and mu nose bled all over my shirt. #blood
Wow!! I'm not surre what genrre this is!!
god dthissis so relatabel
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH MAN.
:o) Another 'banger' as always, Miss Rankmaid.
Fuck my Dersite baka life.
Ill come out and be the one to really break the glass ceiling: Im oppressed for being "human heterosexual" and Im tired of pretending I aint
Im crying why is trollsuke here and should. I make a trollshikage kira 😭😭😭))
I... ARADIA... ON THE CHITTR TIMELINE? IN FRONT OF EVERYONE...?
OK, WHATEVER. SO THEY MIGHT BE PUTTING SOPORIFICS INTO MY SLOP SO I PHYSICALLY ASSAULT THE GUARDS LESS. THAT'S BARELY RECENT. WHO THE FUCK CARES.
oh no......... ive circled back around to yearning #doomed
fucking hate parties.
~actually on second thought that may not be the best idea
D --> Relateable
DROOLING OVER CLOWNS TO PISS KINKS
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I DON'T THINK I LIKE THIS POST THIS IS A BAD POST.
does anybody knovw hovw to stop a curse this is an emergency
Breathing exercises. I'll lead you through the motions, slow and steady. Blessings.
I'mrealtoughnoonecanfuckwithme.
could go for dried piece of corn and seeds right now
https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_230318345.png
well. guess i'm yellow now.
there's gonna be a dead body end of the day.
You're going to kill somebody.
I'm going 7o kill somebody.
> EW WTF <
IM TOO SILLY AND JOYOUS SOMETIMES, I NEED THE HORROS BROUGHT UPON ME TO SCARE ME BACK TO NORMAL
i respect u and nothin woll change that. even if u do pee ur cahir
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~you’re so interesting
?Are you sure about that "just a littlE"?
dear journal had my feelins hurt real bad today im normally not one to dump emotional baggage but my shouldersre finally givvin out the loss a my second airship wweighs heavvily on my thinkpan its evven got me sippin on that atrocious red clowwn soda again i bathed in the blood of my nemesis brrapp zooppp or wwhatevver the fuck his name wwas after i split his spine ovver my knee and slurped out his marroww as a sea lamprey might do #gore
ex 2iituatiion2hiip me22agiing me about a date 2he went on ii'm about to have a heart attack vro </3
I miss my wife.
Got rejected. #NoPainNoGain #KeepOnTrucking
DO YOU NEED A HIVEMATE OR SOMETHING?
</3: Whatever You Do Do Not Try And Taste This Image
SOMEONE S7APLED 7HE FUCKING POS7 7O MY OFFICE DOOR
#FeelingLimited #FeelingConstrained #FeelingLabeled #FeelingThatSubtletyIsALostArt
actually no i've been thinking about it and i'm starting to think it might have been itchy
i 7hinnk i had 7oo much 7o drink some of 7hese pos7s jus7 look like random symbols and nonsense #substances
So I don't think he's going to hire me now.
Okay. I'm okay now.
whoever fucking requested that i will find you. especially now given the time period we are in.
who requested this. who was it. who requested this.
natural charisma
whαt ιs ιt wιth trΩlls pιtyιng my chιtts....
THE ZESTUM IS NOW SINGLE THE ZESTUM IS UNSURE HOW TO FEEL AS HE WASN'T AWARE HE WAS IN A QUAD TO BEGIN WITH HE ALSO ISN'T SURE WHICH QUAD IS EMPTY NOW #CONFUSED-ZESTUM
Okay lo23r2, thi2 tim3 for r3al. In c3l3bration of th3 23arch f3atur3 I think it2 tim3 Lik3, Hat3, M3diat3, or Pity and ill rat3 your a22 You wont cau23 your3 too 2car3d
#nsfw I hhate tthe cconflict of sshould I sstroke mmy bbulge ccrazy sstyle or mmake nnew ffriends, if only tthere wwas a wway tto ddo bboth~<
struck out wwith a potential prospect by sayin lowwbloods do not possess autonomous rationality an therefore wwould be happier as slavves howw is evveryone elses light goin
Idk but some guy told me that gnomes smell like burnt wood or some shit.
I'm Just Pissed Off Today 🤬
hm. realized im depressed and miserable. #nothingfuckingnew
please ask me about my six pack.
when you wake up and you 2tiill mutant and goldblooded and malnourii2hed.
can someone please ask kar to unblock me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/912f9a3ac769.jpg
is it okay if a white boy has a little soul
im actually fucking horrified for you, why do you live like that.
tellin my domestic i got her nose an wwatchin her panic
breakfa2t. http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/pfygp0.jpeg
you can tell im out of character because i checked the box that said i am but can you tell
hAHA BUT, tHOSE ARE FOR GIRLS,,,
LeT ThE BoY WeaR WhaT ThE BoY WantS... #WisdoM
Don't apologize for a thing, dear, you just keep spanking ass like it owes you money -vμ #nsfw
<3-Y'all-pity-my-posts-too-much,-I'm-livin-a-pretty-good-life-all-things-considered.
D --> What beast does this milk originate from
i w0uld but i d0n't think any0ne wants t0 watch me d0 half a push up and then pass 0ut f0r six h0urs.
reached that time 0f light where i make pathetic self pitying p0sts
There is little as peaceful as sitting in a hot shower and contemplating removing this woman's head from her torso. I am whole.
Bait tim3 Lik3 thi2 po2t, hat3 thi2 po2t, pity thi2 po2t or m3diat3 thi2 po2t and you'll 2how up in my notification2 b3ll That2 it, do it
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
holy shit you can pity peoples posts on here now *this* is what i want in my social media platforms a button you can press to say “man is this indicative of a much larger issue or you just happy to see me”
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try accidentally murdering them. it w0rked f0r me.
There is nothing yaoi happening here. He got blown up.