#fuck
mm. cant sleep. fun.
‼️🆘🚨🤙🙂↕️📱📲 calling all bEsTIES 📲📱🙂↕️🤙🚨🆘‼️ 😂😆😜👐 so my MIDdle manager saw fit to start downsizing some positions here at THE FELT #FELT...and that included ✨my own✨, i drew the shortstick, #mystick #mytwig #handmedownhandmaidstick #OK #OKOK 👐😱🫢😬 🤏 basically? im very small and i have NO ACCESS to my money 👎👎 👌💻👌 so you can imagine the stress im under 👍🚀👍 🙌👏🤝🫰 im not allowed to say anything mean to @handMaid (AND I WONT)🫰🙌👏🤝 💵☝️☝️ but if a few brave, pinged, tagged, or reading this now souls don't mind giving her a piece of my mind...that would be well ...Read more
anon said. or asked. uh: "still thinking about you squished between two people. remember that? i think about one person keeping you pinned and stuffed on one end while someone else holds your chin and keeps your mouth plugged. got any thoughts on that?" hahah, bad time to be distracted wowie. gosh. uh, yeah no i remember! from very recently. gosh.
Alright, who just hit me with the migraine beam, ow ow ow. #Not-fond #Fuck
👋👋👋 uhm hi exsqueeze me 👋👋👋 🤏 just a teensie lil question from accounting 🤏 😁😁😁 are we operating "at cost" or did you actually get your little whoopsie do fuckup 👋 handwaved 👋 because the crashout was costlier than telling you to suck it up buttercup???? like???????? what the fuck??? 😁😁😁 🙄👇👇👇 THIS IS...ugh , ok ok , i ch ipped a fu ck ing nal one sec👊✊🫸 ✋🤏😁 i need ang rier mo jis🙄🤟👎 😃 dry you stupid press on piece of overpriced GARBAGE ok😃 👌 message received, @handMaid, i thought you WANTED to be friends, i thought you could LEARN from me that i could be a M...Read more
Today will be the day I finally get my fucked up sleep schedule fixed I say with confidence, then I get stabbed 28 times by the sleep demon. #violence #fuck
175 H4PP3NIGN I75 HA4PPEN1NG IT I5 S0 FUCK1FNFCKUCK1NGING HAP3PN1NG!!!!!!!!!!! #H4PP3N1NG #ITI5 #H4PPENING7H4715 #FUCK
why the ♯fuck is there ♯twoofhim
3> You people need to get a room. #dashwatching #fuck <3
i just l/)gged /)n t/) see a fucking ritchy keldam ad. time t/) g/) back /)ff #hatep/)sting #fuck #g/)ddamnit
I Put Together The Bouquet Just Fine, It Was The Glass Vase That Was The Problem. #itshattered #fuck #ugh
😁😁😁modest are we?😁😁😁 🫵bestie.........................................................🫵 🫵🤨📊 YOU are telling ME🫵 👋👋👋that some FINE FIN FACED CATCH like @aeneasCaldarium logs onto the timeline and publicly announces "you're my favorite MILF" with ALL the tact but pitiable persistence of an unpaid telemarketer dialing random numbers during supper break...👋👋👋 🤏...and YOUR response is to issue a ✨ (fake) PRESS RELEASE✨ clarifying that you're actually NORMAL?????????🤏 💀📈 HELLO?????????📈💀 👑THAT is the MOST BRAND BETRAYING BAD MANAGEMENT i have EVER witnessed!!!! WHERE IS THE SELF-P...Read more
FAAAAAAT BOYS (AND GIRLS (AND OTHERS)) SOUND OFF BECAUSE IT'S #fat #fuck #friday #orfatboy #ifyoulikeusingthatone #whichido #fatboyfriday
i FEEl likE im 4b0ut t0 g0 ins4nE s0 ill "sEE" 70u 4ll l4tEr. g0g #baiterbeenbaited #fuck
=D==> what is up chittrers =D==> its ya b⛯y =D==> deaeve stridr =D==> c⛯min at ya fr⛯m the c⛯⛯lest g⛯ddamn c⛯rner ⛯f alternia =D==> fuck yea
fuck its definitely bed tjme if i dont wakeup it was awful knowing you guys #substance #fuck
people are #cannibal posting and i'm very normal about this #imnot #nsfwe #gore #fuck
i fucked up my filter now i have to re-cycle both my fish tanks in idiot terms: six seven #FUCK
youd think maybe the cosmos woulld llet the SEER do a llittlle SEER-ING about the answers to some fucking puzzlles but i guess thatd viollate the "you must suffer, dipshit" cllause of being Doomed. asinine abstract puzzlles whille im awake, visions of everyone ive ever known and lloved dying horriblle deaths whille im not, and the one thing im NOT forseeing is how to expedite NOT SEEING THE FUCKING VISIONS ANYMORE. #death #stupidfuckinggame #FUCK
#fuck #grackles those guys suck cause every stupid fuck thinks theyre crows or vice versa for some fucking reason
#Fuck #MyGlasses #ILeftThemBehind #EvenIfIWentBackForThem #TheyAre #UndoubtablyBroken #Ugh #TheyreSpecialized #ImGonnaHaveToGoGetAnotherPairMade
#Haha #Shit #WhatDoYouDoWhenYouMightHavePunchedSomeonesLightsOut #MyHandsAreShaking #IJustRushedHiveLol #Fuck #Violence
#Ahh #MyLegsAreSore #InAGoodWay #INeedToHikeMoreOften #ItsAShameWeCouldntStayOutLongerBut #WeCouldntRiskTheSunLol #Pbbt... #AndNow #Uhh #Fuck #Lol #Idk #IllEitherGoBackToBeingInMyOwnHead #OrGoBackToMyProject #SoICanAvoidThinking #WeighingTheProsAndConsOfEach
"I'm spre★d too thin for this" You liter★lly poked ★nd prodded ★t me ★LL FUCKING LIGHT ★bout MY PROBLEM th★t got posted to the public ★ND YOU'RE SPRE★D TOO THIN?! #v★guepost #bitching #fuck #godd★mnit #tch
thinking about when i was just a crow again and #fuck #grackles those guys sucked
Woke Up E@r7y, Which I$ M@king Me Fee7 Not Gre@t $o I'm Gonn@ Try @nd Get $ome More $7eep. but #fuck He'$ Going To M@ke It $o Difficu7t To T@ke Thing$ $7ow I$n't He 7o7 #$ugge$tive #n$fc #v@gue #butnotre@77y
dear god she deserves all the praise she gets--no wait no wait don't sen [ Posted from the SSC NeuroLink Comms Unit! Message label: #suggestive #nsfw #godimgay #FUCK ]
People are pailing in 7/8 of my smoking spots, the only one left 8eing in my personal private 8edroom. The rest are pu8lic areas, well, mostly pu8lic. People are freaks!!!!!!!! #NSFW #Fuck #Vriska
#WowItIs #LATE #LikeIWouldBarelyGetAnySleepBeforeWork #... #Ohhh #Fuck #Work #ImGoingToDieAtWorkTomorrow #Oops #MaybeIShouldCallOutSickOrSomething #^^;
Hey there, Chittr! The name is Andrew. Remember, self insertion is always a terrible idea. #fuck my life
WHAT. HOW. IT SMELLS LIKE A CHEMICAL WEAPON IN HERE. WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO.
I so have a thing for rain8owdrinkers #fuck
[JU$T REMEMBERED I OWE LIKE 10 TROLL$ 10 #AEGAR$ FROM THE TIME I WA$ RATING THEIR ATTRA#TIVENE$$ #FU#K]
I HAD THAT @FREAKNASTY BITCH. IN MY JAWS. NO BLOOD POINTS. NO HOPE. READY TO DEVOUR. AND SHE SLIPPED FROM MY GRASP. LIKE ONE OF THE SLIMY WET FISH. SHE PRETENDS TO DETEST. AND. IN A CRUSHING. HUMILIATING. UNTHINKABLE BETRAYAL. BY FATE ITSELF. THE DICE DETERMINED. THAT SHE ATE ME INSTEAD. #RAINBOWDRINKERTHEMASQUERADE #KILLING #VIOLENCE #RAINBOWDRINKER #CANNIBALISM #DIABLERIE #NSFW #GIRLSNIGHT #FUCK!!!!
I Am Paying For My Crimes Against The Chittr Feed. #augh #flustered #fuck
how the ♯fuck is that ♯sloppybluefuck still on
♯fuck i missed the ♯fucking episode
#FUCK I forgot that I was supposed to be #stealingpendrasquirk I am a fucking #failure
#FUCK #MYWIRERESERVES
what the ♯fuck did she ♯do to ♯allofyou are you ♯all ♯yearning at the same time or something ♯YUCK
THE SOPOR GOT ME MOVING LIKE A CLAYMATION FIGURE. MONEY LONGER THAN THE CONFESSION ACCOUNT'S DMS. I'M SO VIOLENT AND SICK IN THE NUG, I CAN'T TELL IF I WANT TO KILL MY OPPS OR #FUCK 'EM. #NSFW #BUTIDOMEANIT. I HAVE NO MORALS OR BELIEF SYSTEM. I HAVE NO SPIRITUALITY OR ANYTHING THAT GIVES MY LIFE MEANING OR STRUCTURE. THEY ASKED ME TO CULL, I DO IT. I HAVE NO CHARACTER.
I HAVE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. BY THE TREACHERY OF THESE BRANCH-SWINGING, SIMIAN-MORPHOLOGICAL, POCKMARKED ALIEN *HUMANIMALS* WHO WERE IN MY HIVE EARLIER TODAY, I HAVE INGESTED AN AMOUNT OF #SUBSTANCE THAT COULD UNIRONICALLY MAKE ME ONE WITH THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. I MAY DO SOMETHING. EMBARRASSING. AS EVERY TROLL, REGARDLESS OF CASTE OR CREED, HAS THE CAPACITY TO DO. I DO NOT EXPECT YOUR FORGIVENESS. WHAT I DEMAND IS YOUR FOREWARNING. OOOOOOOOUHHHHH, FUCK. #SUBSTANCE #NOWAITALREADYSAIDTHAT #DEFINITELY #NSFW #THERE IS NO RULING THAT OUT FOR SURE #UH #EXPONENTIALLYMOREGRANDIOSETHOUGHTSONTH...Read more
Woke up from a very... intense dream about my ex-situationship. Just when it was getting good. Thank the stars Xander is home. #fuck #damnit #comeback
If mmy kismesis knew that none of my 5 boyfriends were replying two my drunk ttexts he would neverl et me live it down #substance #whatthe #fuck