folykl darane
@freakNasty
and they said goldblood girls with voidrot and messy bangs and shingles and an unknown viral infection and migraines and breathsac inhalation difficulties and dry mouth and an overbite and a scalloped maw waggler and scurvy can’t eat a cluckbeast pot pie from kfc (kulltucky fried cluckbeast)
GETS VISIONS FROM AN ANGRY GOD GOES ABOUT HIS DAY REGARDLESS, BECAUSE SOMEONE STILL HAS TO WATER THE FLOWERS
to celebrate this folykl friday i'mmmm putting utensils into the breakblock mmmmicrowwwwave #firewwwworks
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TH4TS OK YOU C4N K33P 1T 1 W4SNT 3V3N HUNGRY
ew that s disgusting i hate tomatoes
omfg i thought that was a bell pepper.... tomato is worse thx for the warning now i know not 2 make this
my pee hole is one of a kind i havve wwon interparadoxal competitions for the size a my pee hole wwhen i drop my drawwers in a full block evveryone gasps an applauds the perfect circumference a my pee hole my pee hole is irrational my pee hole is pi my pee hole abides by the golden ratio
lowbloods be like “lowbloods be like” when they be the lowbloods that be like
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >tru≡
FUUUUCKK. TRUE. FIRE. FLAMES. BARS.
i agree with this statement
Ɏ lowbloods when th aand they aand like you know when the Ɏ
don’t even bother trying to learn my attack patterns if you defeat me i just enter my second phase
Ah, nuts.
dinner 🤤 https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2344.jpeg
Pour me up a helping of that tar my man!
Mind if we garnish this with a little bit of crude oil reduction milady.
the lonely stoner seemmmms to lose his mmmmind at light #substances
it’s folykl friday but i’m busy rn so you guys just come up with folykl-esque things to do on your own this time thanks
god it feels good to be free free to eat my W meals again https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2205.jpeg
sAvE me sOmE grUEl girl
this is an EXTREMELY secret recipe i’ll dm it to you but you can’t tell anyone
and i got a cup of gOOp with yOUrs. that mIlkshakE is mEltEd as fuck.
c< lOOKiN gOOd! >c
HOW to Lay damn Danie l Eggs . Culler
@involuntarilyLulzworthy now PICK ME UP ALREADY
I HAD THAT @FREAKNASTY BITCH. IN MY JAWS. NO BLOOD POINTS. NO HOPE. READY TO DEVOUR. AND SHE SLIPPED FROM MY GRASP. LIKE ONE OF THE SLIMY WET FISH. SHE PRETENDS TO DETEST. AND. IN A CRUSHING. HUMILIATING. UNTHINKABLE BETRAYAL. BY FATE ITSELF. THE DICE DETERMINED. THAT SHE ATE ME INSTEAD. #RAINBOWDRINKERTHEMASQUERADE #KILLING #VIOLENCE #RAINBOWDRINKER #CANNIBALISM #DIABLERIE #NSFW #GIRLSNIGHT #FUCK!!!!
:oU
THEY'RE BEATING MY ASS. AT #GIRLSNIGHT. WITH #DICEGAMES. HUGE UPSET. THE HOSTAGE GOT ME GOOD.
GET FOLYKL’D ON
EAT THE DICE WHEN THEY AIN'T LOOKING. can't lose if you can't play. THEN WHEN THEY LOOK. you move that shit back ninja speed on the top number. IF THEY STEP TO YOU. grab them by the hair and make them snap like a mother fucking walnut. #GAMEWINNINGSTRATS #NSFW #VIOLENCE
see @handMaid they scared now. NOW YOU GONNA WIN EASY.
OKAY. BUT. SHE ATE MY FUCKING SOUL. AND NOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH MY GUY. SO EVEN IF I LEAVE A SMOKING CRATER. WHERE THE CASTLE USED TO BE. (WHICH WOULD BE INADVISABLE. AS IT WOULD LEAVE ME DOWN ONE LOYAL STAN. AND MY NUMBERS. ARE FRANKLY NOT FANTASTIC. OUTSIDE THE FAITHFUL.) MY RAINBOWDRINKER. IN THE GAME. WOULD NOT BE VICTORIOUS. WITHOUT LIVING PLAYERS. TO DEFEAT. I FEAR. HUMBLING AS IT MAY BE. MY BEST HOPE. AND THE CLOSEST I CAN COME. TO TOTAL VICTORY. IS PRAYING THAT MY #ALPHABEAST #NOSFERATUBUILD. WILL CARRY THE @FREAKNASTY BITCH TO THE ENDGAME. THUS VALIDATING MY GUY. IN THE GAME. AND MY #TACTICS AND #STRATEGY. IN THE REAL.
LMFAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU!!!!
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME.
I LITERALLY KNOW THE FUTURE.
THERE IS SOMETHING DEEPLY WRONG WITH YOU.
sometimes i miss folykl i can still her voice sometimes
SOMEBODY HELP ME
thats what she would have said if she were still here X(
#freefolykl it isn't her fault her mmmmoirail is annoying
>TELL HER IT'S YOUR FREEDOM OR I AM LIQUIFYING EVERY BEDAZZLED HYDRO FLASK I COME ACROSS
thanks for 100 followers everybody you know what my 100 loyal followers should do MOBILIZE AND FREE ME FROM PRISON
SO I’VE LEARNED i give you my blessing to HATEMARRY HIM TAKE THESE RIBBONS OFF OF ME
free mai freak wtf
Yesssssss
deliver me a dr pepper include a shiv inside one capable of breaking platinum shackles
I d.o° n.o°t think y.o°u understand h.o°w badly I wish t.o° see an image .o°f y.o°u all clean and ribb.o°ned
WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I’M DUMPING DIRT ON YOUR HEAD
Just try it
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i support prison abolition and thus wwill throww the first brick at the guards for you
i can’t even make sludge for dinner this place is a fucking daymare
GET ME OUT OF THIS SHACKLE I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE #FREEME #FREEFOLYKL #HELP #HELP
Oh. I wasnt offering anyways. I was just assuming you wanted help. -_-
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