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Marsti Houtek

@bathBombadier

This is just what I do -_- (any/all)

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((Your average OOC account/masterpost where I will pin this to any and all of my characters for anyone who is interested or wants to message me on the Discord about one of my characters. @cluefulConan @cryptidDilettante @dammArchy#0870 @autoInfluence @cloisterHerder @ghostyTerror @astrologicalGhostwriter @arthropodsGrip @bathBombadier @pinballWizard @justiceOtaku @splitDevil @anthropologicalUltimatum @tickingTocker Will reply to this post with any more profiles I make

Whats the point in reacting to posts? -_-

Kult: +82
Kull: +77
Total: 159
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expressing an opinion ig

If the opinion is so important put it into words and do something substantial. Idk it doesn't matter. -_-

not everything has to be the most important shit ever. you never smoked or something just for the feeLing?

If this is a sales pitch its the most obvious one ever. -_-

nah i'm not trying to seLL you shit rn. it's just the exampLe that came to mind. fine have you ever gone out and bought yourseLf a snack? it's Like that

I tasted one of my cleaning liquids once. -_-

...... did i Like it?

If I had to describe it in one word. Bluh. -_-

damn girL we shouLd get you a mars bar or something

Sure. Whatever. -_-

How did I get wrapped up.in this. -_-

Kult: +32
Kull: +30
Total: 62
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there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
@writtenRevolution[WR]

are you ok? / what happened?

Some fuckass kidnapped and tortured someone. And my dumb ass let me feel a little sentimental. Now its a shitshow. #violence -_-

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Democratically elected canon Chixie Roixmr
Not even larping she's just like this irl
transgender
love yourself
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
Staff
Part of the Chittr team
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
@writtenRevolution[WR]

it's not shocking / but i'm sorry you need to deal with it

I didn't need to. But I chose to. Because I've lost my pan. -_-

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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A user of established repute
Democratically elected canon Chixie Roixmr
Not even larping she's just like this irl
transgender
love yourself
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
Staff
Part of the Chittr team
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
@writtenRevolution[WR]

i respect your sense of responsibility / you're incredibly kind

I hate it. -_-

Kult: +7
Total: 7

The hit is back on. A seadweller and some other troll. #violence -_-

Kult: +90
Kull: +85
Total: 175
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@freakNasty[FN]

it’s a bad thing because MY DANDRUFF IS GONE MY DIRT IS GONE MY LICE ARE GONE

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
@megaloMemes[MM]

Alright. I only know its @veritysGleam and @handMaid . I have literally no other info. -_-

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@freakNasty[FN]

Thats the least worrying part. -_-

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@freakNasty[FN]

IT’S THE WORST PART

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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< .... wait a fucKeN secONd? uHHH, NOt sure tHis ONe is pOssible 4 Me ONe Of tHese lives ON tHe greeN MOON, aNd i caNt fly, sO.... aNd alsO i tHiNK tHat tHey are just cleaNiNg tHe griMe Off yOur frieNd, regardless! ill dO My best! >c

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@veritysGleam[VG]

⊹₊˚{ WHAT! IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO LET HER GO!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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@veritysGleam[VG]

⊹₊˚{ THEYRE NONLETHAL ROLEPLAYING GAMESSSS! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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Total: 14
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She made it sound like you were about to poison her. -_-

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@veritysGleam[VG]

⊹₊˚{ theyre finger s+wiches.... };ᯅ;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ IM EATING THEM TOO!!!! #literallygirl }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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Kull: +7
Total: 14
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@freakNasty[FN]

SHE MIGHT BE I’M NOT TRUSTING THE CRUDITE

Gonna risk cleaning up a Clurch post ceremony. I need to do a good scrubbing. -_-

Kult: +2
Total: 2

The hit is off. Nothing serious is going on #violence -_-

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Kull: +175
Total: 355
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love yourself
Sunrise Crown
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Yuri Official
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< ....yall gOt diplO? HM.... teMptiNg >c

@megaloMemes[MM]
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Emoticonnoisseur
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@veritysGleam[VG]

⊹₊˚{ i literally have EVERY board game printed by the empire on deck! }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

@freakNasty[FN]
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This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
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Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
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Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.
@handMaid[HM]

HMMMM. I CAN HELP YOU. LIKE A FOOL AND A RUBE. OR I CAN EAT YOU. AND GET STRONGER. I WONDER. WHAT IS THE CORRECT CHOICE.

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@freakNasty[FN]

do NOT DO IT TO ME DO NOT DO IT

@handMaid[HM]

I knew it wasnt as simple as just letting her go. -_-

@freakNasty[FN]
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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
CAUTION: TOXIC...?!
Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
CAUTION: TOXIC.
Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.
@handMaid[HM]

WHAT THE FUCK.

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Total: 5
@freakNasty[FN]
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With a taste of your lips, this user is on a ride.
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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
CAUTION: TOXIC...?!
Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
CAUTION: TOXIC.
Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.
@handMaid[HM]

YOU HAD NO BLOOD POINTS. WHAT THE FUCK. YOU CAN'T JUST. STEAL MY GUY.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@freakNasty[FN]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA ENJOY FINAL DEATH MOTHERFUCKER

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transgender
love yourself
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Yuri Official
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Sara Selected
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< HM, cONsider Me iNterested.... >c

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⚠️😈/👿 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇⚠️𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒⚠️
With a taste of your lips, this user is on a ride.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
CAUTION: TOXIC...?!
Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
CAUTION: TOXIC.
Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.
@handMaid[HM]

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.

Any generous merc out there willing to fight a seadweller? #violence -_-

Kult: +107
Kull: +100
Total: 207
Ratio: 1.07
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@freakNasty[FN]

ALL MY FLEAS ARE GONE

So are you washing her to ready her for the cull or smth? Why would you care if shes clean. -_-

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Emoticonnoisseur
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@veritysGleam[VG]

⊹₊˚{ ummmm, because we are playing rainbow drinker: the masquerade together.... }*ᯅ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + because she looks cute like this! hehehehe! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

I have no idea what that is. Im assuming you are planning on drinking her blood from context. -_-

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Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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@veritysGleam[VG]

⊹₊˚{ ITS A BOARDDDD GAME IM A GAME GIRLLLL };ᯅ;{ IM JUST A PLATFORM-TOP GAME GIRLY! PLEASE! IM LITERALLY #NICE, GIRL! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Literally no one who needs to say they are nice is nice. -_-

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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@veritysGleam[VG]

⊹₊˚{ but i am! }>﹏<{ I AMMMM! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

But you're holding someone captive. -_-

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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
heart of gold
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@veritysGleam[VG]

⊹₊˚{ yessss???? }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Sigh. Fucking highblood bullshit. -_-

Sunday is a messy time for everyone no matter where you are it seems. -_-

Kult: +8
Kull: +5
Total: 13
Ratio: 1.60

I need to get a mask for especially egregious lusus detritus. -_-

Kult: +9
Total: 9

#cleanhour -_-

Kult: +75
Kull: +45
Total: 120
Ratio: 1.67
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@adminisTraitor[AT]

d[]ing g[]d's w[]r]{

just what i do. god has nothing to do with it -_-

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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love yourself
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Yuri Official
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Sara Selected
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Observed.
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< ill jOiN iN ON tHat! >c

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@megaloMemes[MM]

as long as you dont get in my way -_-

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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transgender
love yourself
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
@megaloMemes[MM]

c< uNders2d, ill dO My best! >c

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@freakNasty[FN]

#dirthour

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@freakNasty[FN]

only if you make it worth my time to clean up. -_-

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What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?
@cleanAnomaly[CA]

Is it that time again?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

It always is. -_-

So if these timeline shenanigans are to be believed I just so happen to be the only one bored enough to hop on this website. Or this is a whole bunch of people with nothing better to do pretending to be the same few people. -_-

Kult: +27
Kull: +30
Total: 57
Ratio: 0.90

or maybe you're so boring that there's onLy one of you in aLL of paradox space. joking joking. nice to see ya

Kull: +2
Total: 2

I assume I'm supposed to remember you with the familiar tone you're taking with me? I don't commit every troll I've met to heart sorry. -_-

ah bummer. we pumped into each other ones. i forget why or where but i remember your gLasses LoL

People tend to comment on those. Is this an attempt to stalk me? -_-

what??? no???

If these fucking cholerbears on the wiping parchment don't stop looking at me like that someone is gonna lose some lusii. -_-

Kult: +14
Total: 14

They stopped producing the fucking scrub liquid I use because the person making it was supposedly a "sympathizer". Nothing got stains out as good as that one. Troll Mr Clean products are objectively inferior. -_-

Kult: +28
Kull: +10
Total: 38
Ratio: 2.80
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What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?
@cleanAnomaly[CA]

I have a few home-brewed recipes I can share if required!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I wouldn't say no if you wanted to. -_-

If you are exceptionally dirty let me know I need places to scrub. -_-

Kult: +60
Kull: +60
Total: 120
Ratio: 1.00

me

@dStrides[DS]

Where are you at? -_-

@dStrides[DS]

And whats the mess? -_-

texas

dirty in between my plates

@dStrides[DS]

Are you fuckin me with me? Never heard of a place called Texas. -_-

damn you need me to head to alternia

@dStrides[DS]

You from off planet? -_-

off timeline

@dStrides[DS]

Uh huh. Least weird thing I've heard this week. -_-

This site is the messiest place I could find and I can't even clean it up -_-

Kult: +13
Total: 13