?????? Elwurd
@rxsellGaegrl
Looking to make some extra cash on here. if there's smth you want then i'm prob seLLing it
to the girL who caLLed me "bLue mop" Last night you better watch your fucking back
having to take the train fucking sucks. i'm sitting next to a the most taLkative man i've ever met. trizza pLease bomb us now
smoking that shit that doesn't even do anything #substance
#substance
smokin' that bi6 o2
everyone's going thru it rn huh?
▼its been a night▲
fuck it. Let's just cuLL everyone
yEAh AlrIght
"= ❌ ="
c< ....May as well, wHy NOt! >c
aw i was kIndA hOpIng i'd get to just lIkE. mow down sOmE hIghbloOds in a chArterEd OmnibUggy
Lmao that sounds dope. go do that. if you're. it dead in 5 hours i wanna do the stand off tho
"= you had thousands of potentially correct moves and you found the only one that is simply impossible. move on. :) ="
stupid fucking piece if shit car broke down again
Im a mechanic. You need help fixing?
> classic L bozo moment. > get fucked and stay fucked! lololol.
Ok I can teleport to ya and help you fix it but I'd have to charge my labor rate of 28$ an hour, or you can just send a pic of the engine/the problem and I'll help walk ya through it for free.
i have a buy one get one free deaL on cheap crack rn #substance
fuuuuuuuuck this hot purpLe bLood was fLirting with me Like crazy and got me to agree to come the cLown church with her. no way i'm waLking out of there with aLL my Limbs
☆ this is why you never follow a Klown to a seKond loKation dumbass☆
kinda worth it ...trust..
iT'S NoT ThAaAaT BaD jUsT HoNk wItH Em UnLeSs tHe sAbBaTh bAtH Is bLaCk tHeY WaNt tO BlEeD YoU rIgHtEoUs sAcRiFiCeS FoR ThE MiRtH
tom shouLdn't have done aLL that to jerry. fuck up, man
there's a recoding device in my car
▲lame, get it out▼
I bElIEvE thAt Is cAllEd A dAsh cAm! :)
if it ain't yours, find where it's broadCastin' to, then kiCk their fuCkin' ass.
you gotta wonder how some troLLs are stiLL aLive. how tf did you make it 9 sweeps when you hardLy know how to operate a grubcrowave?
genuinely a miracle i'M still fucking here
∙☾__☽ just eat the thing rraw like what's wrrong with that ideally still worrmin' arround mm
∙☾__☽ well killin' is prretty easy and i just take what i want so sucks to suck ig
more and more women on here are doing bad puns. keep going, it's cute
haLf the women on here are extremeLy bad at fLirting but it's a LittLe endearing. i get the vibe some of u don't reaLLy taLk to peopLe outside your paLmhusk so that expLains that Lmaooo
H0w c0uld y0u tell
getting a Lift from a guy who might be the worst driver of aLL time. be carefuL if you're out right now. he's coming for you whether me means to or not
some girL just waLked up on the open mic stage, said "mic check one two one two" and then sucker punched the microphone for a minute straight before waLking off. insane
c< tHats just HOw it be sOMetiMes >c
mEtAl. raw. pOwerfUl.
pretty sure she started hitting the gym at Least a month ago judging by her strength. if she did so for the performance then i'm impressed
you got something on your face
:33< what where?
i know exactLy who i'd eat first in a zombie apocaLypse
You can! Only if you are starving though!!!!!!!
alright who are we eating then
we all got that OnE frIEnd yEAh
I’D JUST EAT WHOEVER IS CLOSEST.
You can! You will! If you must!!!
Aw... BMO is sad now...:(