?????? Elwurd
@rxsellGaegrl
Looking to make some extra cash on here. if there's smth you want then i'm prob seLLing it
peopLe sometimes caLL me "bLue hair and pronounces". shouLd i cuLL them?
YEZ
when you're fLirting with the hot fem at the bar and suddenLy her ugLy fucking kismesis comes in and ruins the whoLe vibe
→I WONDER ♈︎F TH♈︎S ♈︎S HOW PEOPLE FEEL ABOUT R♈︎TCH♈︎ SOMET♈︎MES.
→M♈︎ BOSS. @CROESUSK♈︎NGP♈︎N
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→ARE ♈︎OU COM♈︎NG BACK AN♈︎T♈︎ME SOON?
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working on a new theory caLLed "everyone's fucking stupid"
EVERYONE AZ IN INCLUDING YOU? OR EXCLUDING YOU
if i was stupid then i wouLdn't be abLe to teLL that everyone eLse is stupid. i'm smart
YEZ U ARE ZORRY FOR IMPLYING OTHERWIZE
࣪⊹₊˚{ this ones just true!!!! try again!!!! }~_~{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
if you ask me if you can get the "cute girL discount" when buying from me then you probabLy don't deserve it tbh. just saying #substance
if you have to ask for the cat girL discount then you don't deserve the cat girL discount
who the fuck Let haLf these peopLe on the road?!
fuck you i'm going to sLeep. send me fifty bucks or you hate gays or something
(malleablePersonage has sent FIFTY (50) caegars)
to the girL who caLLed me "bLue mop" Last night you better watch your fucking back
having to take the train fucking sucks. i'm sitting next to a the most taLkative man i've ever met. trizza pLease bomb us now
smoking that shit that doesn't even do anything #substance
#substance
smokin' that bi6 o2
everyone's going thru it rn huh?
▼its been a night▲
fuck it. Let's just cuLL everyone
yEAh AlrIght
"= ❌ ="
c< ....May as well, wHy NOt! >c
aw i was kIndA hOpIng i'd get to just lIkE. mow down sOmE hIghbloOds in a chArterEd OmnibUggy
Lmao that sounds dope. go do that. if you're. it dead in 5 hours i wanna do the stand off tho
"= you had thousands of potentially correct moves and you found the only one that is simply impossible. move on. :) ="
stupid fucking piece if shit car broke down again
> classic L bozo moment. > get fucked and stay fucked! lololol.
Ok I can teleport to ya and help you fix it but I'd have to charge my labor rate of 28$ an hour, or you can just send a pic of the engine/the problem and I'll help walk ya through it for free.
i have a buy one get one free deaL on cheap crack rn #substance
fuuuuuuuuck this hot purpLe bLood was fLirting with me Like crazy and got me to agree to come the cLown church with her. no way i'm waLking out of there with aLL my Limbs
☆ this is why you never follow a Klown to a seKond loKation dumbass☆
kinda worth it ...trust..
☆ fuKK no I wouldn’t don’t lump me in with your dumbass motives☆
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