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?????? Elwurd

@rxsellGaegrl

Looking to make some extra cash on here. if there's smth you want then i'm prob seLLing it

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 1888Kull Score: 234531 followers24 following

this bar is empty as heLLLLL. the dj they hired is pLaying for a crowed of one right now. can someone come down and make this not Look Like a war bunker?

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fuck it. third times the charm. gonna go buy the girL sitting at the bar a drink

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Ratio: 1.18

▲took you three tries?▼

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nah. this is the third girL i'm hitting on this week. the other two were fun for the night but some stuff came up

Like i'LL need it

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▲thank fuck, i almost thought you were losing your touch▼

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i shouLd beat you up for ever thinking that Lmaooo

▲hey i never said you did lose it, just hit a maybe, so, just half a beatup then huh?▼

nah i wouLdn't wanna Leave a bruise on you. i'LL just charge you extra next time you wanna buy some #substance

▲like i cant get my own▼

Like you don't Love buying off me just so you can brag about whatever date you got that night. you're reaLLy gonna Lose out on that?

▲well if you need the money so bad then i guess i can't leave you out dry▼

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at a certain point you have to move past the "asking the women smoking outside the bar if they can put their cigarettes out on you" phase. cause it's cute for a bit but then you're 9 sweeps oLd without a job and no quadmates

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i couLd be more active on here but i hate most of you

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Ratio: 1.80

≽^•⩊•^≼ The fuck i do to you nya

↩ @chimneyNeko[CN]

open your mouth for one thing

≽^•⩊•^≼ I like opening my mouth, I put cigarettes in it

one time i made a post on here about fLirting with women or whatever and ten minutes Later the comments were taken over by two men fLirting. good for them ig but fuck off dude. i'm tryna have my space here

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yes guys Let's aLL submit ourseLves to have our private search history Leaked. fucking geniuses here

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Ratio: 4.80

I have a history. Of searching privates.

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catgirL gimmick is overrated. where are the hamsters at?

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| st|ll stAnd by squeAkbeAstg|rl pr|de

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gas is super cheap when you know how to fLirt with the girL working at the gas station LoL

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its also super cheap when you have an evil glint in your eyes

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you fLirt w and pay real actual rent monies to get girls to fart on you? lesbians are something else nothing but fear and respect

man shut the fuck up and die

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↩ @hearmeOut[HO]

fair enough i guess LoL

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gas is sUpEr chEAp when yOU just fUckIn stEAl it

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easy easy theres plenty of hot air to go around or at least there was i guess there is a bit of a supply squeeze because someone feels like being full of hot air likely offgassed from others is a right and not a freakyphilia privilege

type shit

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this fucking motorcycLe hasn't worked properLy in over a sweep i might as weLL crash it at this point

joey just toLd me about this human sport caLLed "goLf". had to put her down after that

time for my one post of the month LoL

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And you would think to waste it on this?

eh at Least it's not as big of a waste as you setting up a camera and posing aLL "cooL" for your pfp just to end up Looking Like a grub in a haLLoween costume Lmao

This was a professional photo taken by an expert photographer. Also I don't know what a halloween costume is.

that's Like saying a professionaL chef cooked your grub donaLd's burger. either way it's bad Lmaoooo

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being forced to pLay another ttrpg

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peopLe sometimes caLL me "bLue hair and pronounces". shouLd i cuLL them?

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YEZ

Yes.

when you're fLirting with the hot fem at the bar and suddenLy her ugLy fucking kismesis comes in and ruins the whoLe vibe

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→I WONDER ♈︎F TH♈︎S ♈︎S HOW PEOPLE FEEL ABOUT R♈︎TCH♈︎ SOMET♈︎MES.

dude who the fuck is ritchy

→M♈︎ BOSS. @CROESUSK♈︎NGP♈︎N

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→ARE ♈︎OU COM♈︎NG BACK AN♈︎T♈︎ME SOON?

[NO]

working on a new theory caLLed "everyone's fucking stupid"

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EVERYONE AZ IN INCLUDING YOU? OR EXCLUDING YOU

if i was stupid then i wouLdn't be abLe to teLL that everyone eLse is stupid. i'm smart

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YEZ U ARE ZORRY FOR IMPLYING OTHERWIZE

࣪⊹₊˚{ this ones just true!!!! try again!!!! }~_~{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

if you ask me if you can get the "cute girL discount" when buying from me then you probabLy don't deserve it tbh. just saying #substance

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What about the cat girl discount?

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↩ @catlikeAura[CA]

if you have to ask for the cat girL discount then you don't deserve the cat girL discount

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dammit fuck

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who the fuck Let haLf these peopLe on the road?!

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eLwurd

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sup fuckers

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