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@rxsellGaegrl

Looking to make some extra cash on here. if there's smth you want then i'm prob seLLing it

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 1490Kull Score: 196024 followers23 following

that annoying fuck needs to die

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to the girL who caLLed me "bLue mop" Last night you better watch your fucking back

having to take the train fucking sucks. i'm sitting next to a the most taLkative man i've ever met. trizza pLease bomb us now

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Total: 4

smoking that shit that doesn't even do anything #substance

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Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67

#substance

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smokin' that bi6 o2

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everyone's going thru it rn huh?

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Ratio: 3.40

▼its been a night▲

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Total: 9

fuck it. Let's just cuLL everyone

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Kull: +55
Total: 137
Ratio: 1.49

yEAh AlrIght

you wanna do a mexican stand off to see who goes?

that's the right energy

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"= ❌ ="

c< ....May as well, wHy NOt! >c

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aw i was kIndA hOpIng i'd get to just lIkE. mow down sOmE hIghbloOds in a chArterEd OmnibUggy

Let's take this guy first

Lmao that sounds dope. go do that. if you're. it dead in 5 hours i wanna do the stand off tho

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Total: 5

"= you had thousands of potentially correct moves and you found the only one that is simply impossible. move on. :) ="

Yea :o)

stupid fucking piece if shit car broke down again

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Total: 47
Ratio: 0.88

Im a mechanic. You need help fixing?

> classic L bozo moment. > get fucked and stay fucked! lololol.

Looks Like i'm gonna need heLp unLess i wanna drag my car back hive

Ok I can teleport to ya and help you fix it but I'd have to charge my labor rate of 28$ an hour, or you can just send a pic of the engine/the problem and I'll help walk ya through it for free.

i have a buy one get one free deaL on cheap crack rn #substance

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Total: 5

fuuuuuuuuck this hot purpLe bLood was fLirting with me Like crazy and got me to agree to come the cLown church with her. no way i'm waLking out of there with aLL my Limbs

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Total: 165
Ratio: 1.20

☆ this is why you never follow a Klown to a seKond loKation dumbass☆

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Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

kinda worth it ...trust..

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Total: 5

just pLan my funeraL aLready. it's over

I do no† a††end clurch personally.

you wouLd be on my side if you'd met her

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yeah no it kinda is

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so you're just saying aLL that stuff for fun?

Yes.

☆ fuKK no I wouldn’t don’t lump me in with your dumbass motives☆

iT'S NoT ThAaAaT BaD jUsT HoNk wItH Em UnLeSs tHe sAbBaTh bAtH Is bLaCk tHeY WaNt tO BlEeD YoU rIgHtEoUs sAcRiFiCeS FoR ThE MiRtH

happy femaLe Lusus day

big day today. big things are gonna happen

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Total: 5

tom shouLdn't have done aLL that to jerry. fuck up, man

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Ratio: 1.40

there's a recoding device in my car

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Total: 77
Ratio: 1.20

▲lame, get it out▼

I bElIEvE thAt Is cAllEd A dAsh cAm! :)

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if it ain't yours, find where it's broadCastin' to, then kiCk their fuCkin' ass.

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Total: 5

yeah no shit. just can't find the smaLL fuck

no this is a different thing

😨🚩🚩🚩 d⸳ y⸳u have any enemies... i mean stealthy ⸳nes......

[⚙︎ D'you need he|p with that? ⚙︎]

you gotta wonder how some troLLs are stiLL aLive. how tf did you make it 9 sweeps when you hardLy know how to operate a grubcrowave?

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Ratio: 1.80

Real as shit.

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Total: 5

genuinely a miracle i'M still fucking here

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∙☾__☽ just eat the thing rraw like what's wrrong with that ideally still worrmin' arround mm

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@lolHec[LH]

genuineLy how are you aLive?

∙☾__☽ well killin' is prretty easy and i just take what i want so sucks to suck ig

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more and more women on here are doing bad puns. keep going, it's cute

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haLf the women on here are extremeLy bad at fLirting but it's a LittLe endearing. i get the vibe some of u don't reaLLy taLk to peopLe outside your paLmhusk so that expLains that Lmaooo

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Ratio: 1.67

H0w c0uld y0u tell

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@emptyEyes[EE]

if i teLL then it ruins the fun of getting to see you fumbLe

Buckle in then because y0u are ab0ut t0 see it s0 much

getting a Lift from a guy who might be the worst driver of aLL time. be carefuL if you're out right now. he's coming for you whether me means to or not

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some girL just waLked up on the open mic stage, said "mic check one two one two" and then sucker punched the microphone for a minute straight before waLking off. insane

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c< tHats just HOw it be sOMetiMes >c

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How strong did she sound. I need to know this.

mEtAl. raw. pOwerfUl.

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pretty sure she started hitting the gym at Least a month ago judging by her strength. if she did so for the performance then i'm impressed

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cooLest shit i saw aLL night

you got something on your face

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Ratio: 1.00

:33< what where?

i know exactLy who i'd eat first in a zombie apocaLypse

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Ratio: 1.15

You can! Only if you are starving though!!!!!!!

in this scenario we're outta grubLeg

alright who are we eating then

we all got that OnE frIEnd yEAh

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I’D JUST EAT WHOEVER IS CLOSEST.

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@beemO[BO]

no bmo i couLdn't

maLLek

You can! You will! If you must!!!

@beemO[BO]

no bmo Legit i can't. you're made of metaLs and shit. if i eat you i die

Aw... BMO is sad now...:(