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?????? Elwurd

@rxsellGaegrl

Looking to make some extra cash on here. if there's smth you want then i'm prob seLLing it

Blood: CobaltAge: 23 years11 sweepsKult Score: 1705Kull Score: 213427 followers 23 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

being forced to pLay another ttrpg

Kult: +17

Total: 17

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

peopLe sometimes caLL me "bLue hair and pronounces". shouLd i cuLL them?

Kult: +19

Kull: +15

Total: 34

Ratio: 1.27

@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

YEZ

Yes.

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

when you're fLirting with the hot fem at the bar and suddenLy her ugLy fucking kismesis comes in and ruins the whoLe vibe

Kult: +52

Kull: +37

Total: 89

Ratio: 1.41

@insouciantForewoman[IF]

→I WONDER ♈︎F TH♈︎S ♈︎S HOW PEOPLE FEEL ABOUT R♈︎TCH♈︎ SOMET♈︎MES.

↩ @insouciantForewoman[IF]

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

dude who the fuck is ritchy

↩ @rxsellGaegrl[RG]

@insouciantForewoman[IF]

→M♈︎ BOSS. @CROESUSK♈︎NGP♈︎N

@croesusKingpin

↩ @insouciantForewoman[IF]

Homosexual Ritchard

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[??]

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

@insouciantForewoman[IF]

→ARE ♈︎OU COM♈︎NG BACK AN♈︎T♈︎ME SOON?

↩ @insouciantForewoman[IF]

Homosexual Ritchard

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[NO]

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

working on a new theory caLLed "everyone's fucking stupid"

Kult: +36

Kull: +20

Total: 56

Ratio: 1.80

@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

EVERYONE AZ IN INCLUDING YOU? OR EXCLUDING YOU

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@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

if i was stupid then i wouLdn't be abLe to teLL that everyone eLse is stupid. i'm smart

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

YEZ U ARE ZORRY FOR IMPLYING OTHERWIZE

⋆.˚˖ hicari ahymza <3 <>

@veritysGleam[VG]

࣪⊹₊˚{ this ones just true!!!! try again!!!! }~_~{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

if you ask me if you can get the "cute girL discount" when buying from me then you probabLy don't deserve it tbh. just saying #substance

Kult: +27

Kull: +10

Total: 37

Ratio: 2.70

@catlikeAura[CA]

What about the cat girl discount?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

if you have to ask for the cat girL discount then you don't deserve the cat girL discount

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

dammit fuck

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

who the fuck Let haLf these peopLe on the road?!

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

eLwurd

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

sup fuckers

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

fuck you i'm going to sLeep. send me fifty bucks or you hate gays or something

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@malleablePersonage[MP]

(malleablePersonage has sent FIFTY (50) caegars)

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

that annoying fuck needs to die

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

to the girL who caLLed me "bLue mop" Last night you better watch your fucking back

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

having to take the train fucking sucks. i'm sitting next to a the most taLkative man i've ever met. trizza pLease bomb us now

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

smoking that shit that doesn't even do anything #substance

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@tagCorrectionist[TC]

#substance

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@packageHandler[PH]

smokin' that bi6 o2

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

everyone's going thru it rn huh?

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▼its been a night▲

Kult: +9

Total: 9

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

fuck it. Let's just cuLL everyone

Kult: +82

Kull: +55

Total: 137

Ratio: 1.49

@spiritualMotorist[SM]

yEAh AlrIght

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@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

you wanna do a mexican stand off to see who goes?

↩ @aspiringPessimist[AP]

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

that's the right energy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= ❌ ="

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< ....May as well, wHy NOt! >c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

aw i was kIndA hOpIng i'd get to just lIkE. mow down sOmE hIghbloOds in a chArterEd OmnibUggy

↩ @temptedAnoxia[TA]

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

Let's take this guy first

↩ @spiritualMotorist[SM]

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

Lmao that sounds dope. go do that. if you're. it dead in 5 hours i wanna do the stand off tho

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= you had thousands of potentially correct moves and you found the only one that is simply impossible. move on. :) ="

@herfavouriteAngel[HA]

Yea :o)

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

stupid fucking piece if shit car broke down again

Kult: +22

Kull: +25

Total: 47

Ratio: 0.88

@syntheticRevolution[SR]

Im a mechanic. You need help fixing?

@aggressivelyCaffeinated[AC]

> classic L bozo moment. > get fucked and stay fucked! lololol.

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@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

Looks Like i'm gonna need heLp unLess i wanna drag my car back hive

↩ @rxsellGaegrl[RG]

@syntheticRevolution[SR]

Ok I can teleport to ya and help you fix it but I'd have to charge my labor rate of 28$ an hour, or you can just send a pic of the engine/the problem and I'll help walk ya through it for free.

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

i have a buy one get one free deaL on cheap crack rn #substance

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

fuuuuuuuuck this hot purpLe bLood was fLirting with me Like crazy and got me to agree to come the cLown church with her. no way i'm waLking out of there with aLL my Limbs

Kult: +90

Kull: +75

Total: 165

Ratio: 1.20

@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ this is why you never follow a Klown to a seKond loKation dumbass☆

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

kinda worth it ...trust..

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

just pLan my funeraL aLready. it's over

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@exquisiteCadaver[EC]

I do no† a††end clurch personally.

↩ @groovyKosmonaut[GK]

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

you wouLd be on my side if you'd met her

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

yeah no it kinda is

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

so you're just saying aLL that stuff for fun?

↩ @rxsellGaegrl[RG]

@exquisiteCadaver[EC]

Yes.

↩ @rxsellGaegrl[RG]

@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆ fuKK no I wouldn’t don’t lump me in with your dumbass motives☆

@capriciousWardog[CW]

iT'S NoT ThAaAaT BaD jUsT HoNk wItH Em UnLeSs tHe sAbBaTh bAtH Is bLaCk tHeY WaNt tO BlEeD YoU rIgHtEoUs sAcRiFiCeS FoR ThE MiRtH

@rxsellGaegrl[RG]

happy femaLe Lusus day