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Cookin Clenup

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The best maid Aerros has even known! I work to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work and--- (https://forms.gle/aWmx7TtxLFVGujWP6 Ask questions here! She/Her)

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https://files.catbox.moe/hhocp3.png https://forms.gle/aWmx7TtxLFVGujWP6 (New pinned post. Complete with ask website!) Your name is Cookin Clenup and you are 12 sweeps old. You are Aerros' best up and coming MAID currently working under an indigo blood keeping their hive in tip top shape. This job has been going a lot better than the last few, previous jobs have had a rather...SUDDEN ENDING with your previous employers turning up DEAD come morning . You've been INVESTIGATED too many times to count. But your reputation is as squeaky clean as the floors you wash! Your interests include well...COOKING and CLEANING! You've got an ARSENAL OF TOOLS on hand for most situations. You always take great interest in learning EVERYTHING you can about your current employer, sometimes to an OBSESSIVE DEGREE. Their height, sleep schedule, diet, favorite places to be, it interests you but you DON'T KNOW WHY. You've always been confused as a OLIVEBLOOD due to your bloods UNUSUAL HUE but you are 100% a JADEBLOOD. With how your blood borders right between the two, it almost feels like you're living TWO LIVES at once! One things you know for certain, you DO NOT belong in any jade cloister. You're always looking for new work, after all what is a maid without someone to work under! You've tried more physical intensive jobs, but your DELICATE FRAME just isn't meant for hard work, unless you count scrubbing floors. Another work day over, guess the Jobs done!

Having a little sleepover at a bronzeblood friends hive~

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♤ Enjoy! ♤

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Apologies @bigSoup I answered your question but the @ did not work the first time. Sorry sir!

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-> All Is Good, Accidents Happen = Your Total Is $3.38

https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/questions/anewrecipe.png @bigSoup Well while it may be a little on the nose considering your name, french onion soup! While the recipe takes awhile, the warming effects of soup are always lovely. And if you prepare a lot of onions you can freeze them to make smaller portions quickly! Serves well with some fresh baked bread~ https://forms.gle/ExuE9P3kFaiZoMSS6

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Good heavens all the pailing talk, I thought this level was reserved for the early-morning posters

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[its]~[an...]~[unfortunate]~[time]~[of]~[year]~[right]~[now]~[in]~[many]~[timelines]

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So it would seem. I already get some lecherous looks while doing my job I feel this is going going to exacerbate the issue

-> Have You Ever Heard Of Nanaimo Bars? It's Likely That If You're Not From Bc You Haven't, But Have No Fear This Sweet Custardy Treat Is For Everyone. your Ingredients Include: - 1 Cup Softened Cattlebeast Butter - 5 Tablespoons Unsweetened Cocoa Powder - 1/4 Cup White Sugar - 1 Beaten Egg - 1 3/4 Cups Of Crushed Graham Cracker - 1 Cup Flaked Coconut - 1/2 Chopped Nuts (optional) - 3 Tablespoons Heavy Cream - 2 Tablespoons Custard Powder - 2 Cups Confectioners Sugar - 1 Ounce Semi Sweet Chocolate - 2 Teaspoons Cattlebeast Butter (keep Separate From Softened Butter) combine Half Of The Softened Butter With Cocoa Powder And Sugar Overtop Of A Broiler, Mixing Until Melted And Smooth add Egg And Beat Until Thick (approx 2-3 Minutes) remove From Heat Then Combine With Coconut, Graham Crackers, And Nuts flatten Mixture Into A Square Pan beat Remaining 1/2 Cup Softened Butter With Heavy Cream And Custard Powder, Sifting In Confectioners Sugar Until Light, Fluffy, And Smooth pour And Spread Mixture On Top Of Previous Into The Square Pan And Refrigerate melt Chocolate With Butter pour And Spread Chocolate On Top Previous Pan Layers refrigerate Until Set Then Cut Into Squares To Serve = Your Total Is $19.99

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-> This One Is A Personal And Nostalgic Treat = Your Total Is $49.25

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I am noting this down and getting a shopping list!

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-> You Will Have To Keep Me Updated. I Know My Passion May Be Soup But I Can't Lie, Some Sweets Truly Call To Me. = Your Total Is $4.99

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@bigSoup[BS]

It is a simple indulgence, but always so worth it for a good treat

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https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/Cookin/snacktime.jpg My sweetfang is gonna get me in trouble one of these days, but I can't resist a little indulgence~ Peanut butter and whipped cream is just too good to pass up

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I have...drawn three names...from the blood bank! (^ . ^ ❀) I will... deliver....the bites to the winners soon... (^ o ^ ❀) @lilShitpeta @ghostlikeMechanism @cleanAnomaly #violence #suggestive? #bloodbank https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/cookin%20wheel.png https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/shitpeta%20wheel.png https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/virsha%20wheel.png

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if...anyone else...would like to....generously...donate their necks and blood to me...do refer...to the pinned chit on my...profile...(^ . ^ ❀) #suggestive? #nsfw? #bloodbank

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This shall be an interesting experience, I have read of rainbow drinkers in many old alternian lorebooks but a first hand...and tooth account will be something new~

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Um just to+ ask tho+se yo+u do+n't pick will go+ back in fo+r ano+ther time right?

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Yes...! if you've...agreed to have your name return...in the wheel...you will have...another chance (^ o ^ ❀) I was...going to pick a few more...but I don't think my...stomaich has fully recovered from last...night...(u . u' ❀)

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Of course....(^ o ^ ❀)

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[|||] weeell,,, it wooouldn't be my fiiirst time beeeing bitten byyy a jaaadeblood,,,

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< i cant wait h33h33

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I need to find myself a proper quirk sometime...

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// I don't feel like going thru the effort of trying to make it look better than this but what if she had like a broom at the end of all her sentences like she's cleaning up after herself Example: Hello! \⸝⸝⸝༄ Really shitty "broom" but I wanted to share my genius idea :P

(Same brain! \\ and _ for spaces was my take, or maybe square brackets [] at the edges

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concept: kisses everywhere other than the lips watching them with fluttering breath as their lips press to each of your knuckles turning your hand over to kiss your palm up over your wrists forearm to bicep teeth grinding over your shoulder to end with a trail of kisses over your collarbone giving your neck a few marks before pressing their lips to your cheeks your nose gliding to each side to peck your ears one for each horn before the dip lower chest ribs stomach each hip bone tongue teasing over your thighs as you feel a laugh rumble against your skin when they begin to zone in on the ache between them they go lower before giving it to you your knees to your ankles guiding your foot up to their lips to kiss the back lips pressing to each toe reverently as they stare up at you with a small smile returning to the top to start all over again (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, body worship, flushpale, flushcoded, palecoded, pale pails, overstimulation, teasing, for the yearners, #nsfw, suggestive but thats not the point of this one if im being honest with you, <><3, quadsmearing, troll/troll, archive rating: M)

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:33< my my rankmaid mew sure know how to furlustpurr a girl :33< epurrnal kudos to mew

38//) O)( my glub-

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Well written

That...🫠 my goodness that is quite a thorough amount of smooches. This is premium

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much to ponder on

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the warmth of their lips causing your fins to flutter as they kiss across each spine trailing down to gingerly graze kisses to your gills (tags: Reader/Anonymous, body worship, supplementary seadweller content, add this part if needed and applicable to reader, archive rating: M)

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oh my the last bit has made me quite unable to sit still

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consider as wwell planting tender kisses at the rib cage of your belovved lips gliding along each grubscar and getting emboldened and impassioned wwith each soft suction a kiss that cannot sustain further breath as you kiss the underarm of your quadrant mate and perhaps hold your breath before finally dragging your lips awway to float higher still

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hh

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awwesome

Turning in early tonight. Even for a day with no work I still feel exhausted, sleep tax catching up with me

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☆~𖦹 Do you have any break times? You should try and make the most of them :( 𖦹~☆

Yes! When the work is done and/or a full day off once every week cycle! Every other day is 16+ hours of work straight to make sure I do every job possible! With a few minutes to quickly devour my lunch so I do not collapse mid-work

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☆~𖦹 Oh Cooking :( You deserve more than that. You're going to work yourself to death one of these days 𖦹~☆

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A life well lived then in the pursuit of making others happy~

☆~𖦹 But what about your own happiness? 𖦹~☆

I am happy when I am useful, when I no longer am useful my purpose is done~

☆~𖦹 I would say your value comes from more than your work. I know that is hard for you to believe though :( 𖦹~☆

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Think I can just head into the recuprecoon early tonight. No more clients for tomorrow or Saturday so...time to enjoy some rest. Jobs done----

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https://skribbl.io/?jgc1zmkb :33 < new invite link fur skribbl.io!!! :33 < this time i made a whole bunch of custom words!!

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https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/questions/aparty.png Absolutely~ I'll make sure to prepare something to share for everyone! https://forms.gle/XW4PrVDnfi7UEr4v6

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:33 < yay!!

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Would paw-print cookies be too on the nose to bring? I can do muffins instead perhaps~

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So true

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Amen!

Hivebound for the day~ And with a day off tomorrow I can finally check in for new clients!

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Lovely exposed midriff~

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7RkxKwxrkw8?feature=share This is...so much sugar and so many steps compared to just getting marshmallows. I'm still gonna try it

https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/Cookin/lunchbreak.jpg Lunchtime! Homemade salad dressing with some slices of leftover roast on (slightly overtoasted) bread~