♦ pitied by @cleanAnomaly
☆~𖦹 Many rust blood hives are not designed for someone who is 6'5. My head has suffered countless bumps due to this 𖦹~☆

T)(is pailing season, if you findeed are on a version of Beforus experiencing pailing season rig)(t now, I would also like to remind you t)(at culled trolls are NOT R-EQUIR-ED, and in some cases W)(OLLY IN---ELIGIBL---E for pail contributions! You poor t)(ings )(ave so muc)( trouble in your lives as it is, we wouldn't want you to )(urt yourselves attempting to fornicate!!! If YOU are a troll current-ly undergoing culling, w)(y not kick back and reelax for a w)(ile? T)(e rest of us can take on t)(e difficult task of adding to t)(e gene pool finstead! <3 #NSFW #PailingSeason
Another anonymous submission!! "Any particular opinions purplebloods?" Um... I used to work for a group of Purples... they were really-- REALLY rowdy. I kinda-- liked it. Eheh. #VessieAMA
[its]~[an...]~[unfortunate]~[time]~[of]~[year]~[right]~[now]~[in]~[many]~[timelines]

it still hurts to get ghosted / and ignored
☆~𖦹 That is probably the smart thing to do. So far I have just laid on my couch 𖦹~☆

kiki my fat neet ass im so fucking upset right now (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, this war never ends, #mywar, archive rating: E)
// Plotting a new idea OC with the very brave starting point of "what if a woman was a pervert". The wheel is being firmly reinvented #nsfw
☆~𖦹 I would say your value comes from more than your work. I know that is hard for you to believe though :( 𖦹~☆

((a strider may enjoy this level of irony https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb0b633e4e39.jpg
1 KNOW 1'M SUPPOS3D TO DO 1NJ3CT1ONS FOR 3STROG3N BUT 34T1NG TH3 WHOL3 SYR1NG3 T4ST3S B3TT3R
I Want To Eat Drywall In A Normal Way. The Way A Well Adjusted Individual Would, As I'm Sure They Do. #positive
gang rrememberr that the knees arre a weak spot to blunt objects and the shins to sharrp ones; and that yourr strrife deck should always be occupied, #violence
Jjust Alec, please. Formalities make me uncomfortable..

X Oh my god I was on spacebook and seen someone named “diksuk”. There are some real unfortunate bastards out there huh #nsfw x
You even have documentation... Wwow... Well, I guess that's another reason for me to respect trolls. If I were forced into a specific profession I think I'd go mad, hhaha..

let her cook.
cranky waking up, but what else is new... hey
That Old Man Is Not Going To Survive A Second Encounter With Me. #nsfw #nsfc #positive

c< ....tHis is gONNa be a lOOOOOONg party, but at least ive sObered up NOw (sHe says, driNKiNg Her ass Off) >c

i could really use another #davehour honestly
Fuck, there are parties and fucking awesome killing games, and I'm too 8usy to attend any of them!!!!!!!!

Day 1 Sorry @msPaint and @arenaceousAlchemy https://i.postimg.cc/rF9pDC5R/Screenshot-20260512-194206.png https://i.postimg.cc/02CNzd77/Screenshot-20260512-194125.png https://i.postimg.cc/X7gvrc9G/Screenshot-20260512-194300.png
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☆~𖦹 Please stop overestimating your own ability "handle all that". I was going to give a sphere job to someone the other day who swore they were ready for my size. One second I'm putting my chest down onto a hard bulge and the next I'm rushing them to the hospital :( #nsfw 𖦹~☆

alright, it's been a few minutes. touch the post for some sort of magical, temporary effect.

damnable striders blockin t)(e feed w)(en im about to witness an execution on LIV-E SOCIAL M-EDIA! G-----ET OUT! I WANT TO S-----E----E T)(AT FOOLIS)( BLU-E-BLOOD-ED WORM D-----ESTROY-----ED AT T)(-----E )(ANDS OF )(IS TARG-----ET!!!!
☆~𖦹 I have a theory that any shirt with text on it was intentionally designed to make the text stretch out weirdly if your chest is too big. I have noticed that the most simple of sentences become unreadable when I put on the shirt. I am a hindrance for all this shirt based piety. This also means passer bys spend even more time starting at my chest to try and make out what the print says #nsfw 𖦹~☆
So if these timeline shenanigans are to be believed I just so happen to be the only one bored enough to hop on this website. Or this is a whole bunch of people with nothing better to do pretending to be the same few people. -_-

Waking up to finding out trolls are out there fantasizing a8out how you pail is super gross and uncomforta8le! #nsfw
☆~𖦹 I have to inform you the sleep was not eternal! 𖦹~☆
someone will have to drag me out of bed today :/
If these fucking cholerbears on the wiping parchment don't stop looking at me like that someone is gonna lose some lusii. -_-
If you think this song is too obvious for me to like go fuck yourself. https://youtu.be/PkxaunLybuM -_-

rankmaid arisen https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7ee30b97fa0.jpeg (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i have not eaten, so sick, archive rating: M)
-> Hmmm I Can't Help But Pity Them, They've Beautiful Spuds = Your Total Is $14.20

> f1nally g0t apple c1der v1negar smell 0ut 0f m0st 0f plumage. h00ray. wash t1me

I need a rabies vaccine YESTERDAY
Imagine Meeting Me In " Person " And I Am Just A Normal Troll. This Of Course Would Never Happen, Because I Am A " Freak ". But #imagine. #positive #nsfw

c< sO MucH sHit 2 dO.... i Need a wOMaN 2 fucK Me up >c
It's All " Fun And Games " Until I " Beat Your Ass " In The " Weezer Blue " Shirt. #fightnight #violence https://i.imgur.com/g8h75j6.png
☆~𖦹 How do you quickly wash milk off of the inside of a black dress if you are out and have no immediate cleaning materials? This is urgent #nsfw 𖦹~☆

(◕ ᴥ ◕) so there is gusomeone, who is REHEATING fraimi's nachos, and she is gunot HAPPY!! everything @belovedTurmoil posts is GUWEIRD!!!
☆~𖦹 My chittr is saying I have four unread messages, which is not true. Is this a ghost trying to communicate with me from the after life? 𖦹~☆
gog w3'<3 got som3 s3rious hags on this sit3 lik3 g3t back to th3 r3tir3m3nt hi<3
“Lowbloods shouldn’t pick fights they can’t win” say you’ve never fought a strong telekinetic or pyrokinetic or literally any half-decent psiionic or even properly trained lowblood combatant without telling me you think anyone yellow and below has glass bones and paper skin.

good evening chittr! i am quite under the weather i am sitting next to a giant pile of tissues 0n0 i heard there was a gala tonight while i was recuping off my sickness! did anything interesting happen that i might like to know (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, mysterious stranger, meet cutes, formal wear, archive rating: G)

> s0met1mes y0u just f0rget s0c1al med1a ex1sts f0r a m1nute
Some of you need to get forked violently and repeatedly ψithout mercy.

POINT OF ORDER! just to clear up a common misconception, bribery is perfectly legal as long as you pay enough. to the right trolls.
☆~𖦹 From me, yes. But the floor the fell onto is not as soft as I am 𖦹~☆

[MM] is now Offline we gotta play some diplo, that shit would kill a man, i think
Never bet on human perception of height! An inch above 3ft isn't visibly different! Us 4'10" folk gotta stay vigilant!
,,time to sear the porous seasoned flesh,,

(( You. ))

((welp, im gonna go lay down and be not okay for a little bit, dont worry about me, its irl stuff that just.... sucks rn

im leavin dis creepy pasta shit behind hav fun :(
I think I have upset myself. Goodnight, Chittr.

trolls do have like perfect asses its almost unfair like im not into vriska or kanaya but i have fucking eyes
New rules regarding religious worship on Earth F - We're just no longer thinking about it. It's officially out of our control whether or not we get worshiped at this point. I do hope that Dave figures out what to do with the 8 tons of dead crows now, though.
☆~𖦹 I was personally invited to join the #sicknastysunday party. However, its loose rules on clothing has left me unsure how I should dress. I am putting a lot of faith in this website to determine what best clothing option would be #nsfw <3 - Formal Wear <> - Suggestive / Revealing (like a bikini) <3< - Fully Naked c3< - Naked But With Tape Or Something Covering Up Needed Spots 𖦹~☆
× I Collect Bones. They're Newv. They're Just A Little.. Bloody And Covvered In Rotting Flesh #gore ×

i'm hungry / but i don't wanna buy food / and i don't want anything i have
>>| .it's not .even .a midnight .and .i'm bored. where's .action, where's brutality, where's hornyposting?
< ){ um, sorry for my absence. i decided to take a couple of days to focus on cavern duties. and, um. the attention... got a little overstimulating! }( >
☆~𖦹 Sleep time. I return home from my trip to Paris tomorrow. This has been the most tortuous experience of my life. Snark. Okay, maybe it was not as bad as people said it would be. I have bought a lot of baguettes so if anyone would like one for free the just say the word :) 𖦹~☆

gomen

rankmaid arisen https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb1935517572.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, breakfast, archive rating: G)
IT'Z CALLED ORGANIZED CHAOZ. YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND MY ZYZTEM OF ZORTING.

c< iM playiN xrd tHere rigHt NOw, NO ONe Has jOiNed yet... prObably because tHeyre all figHtiNg rigHt NOw lMaO >c
>>| .only for me. .i'm having negative .impact from wearing this .at work.

> C

my fellow mod / who will go unnamed / is being weird again
Allmost fell down the staiirs because of my chest obscuriing my viiew of a pllant that had grown iinto the way of the staiirs. Gonna be rellocatiing that pot somewhere iit won"t make me fall!! Allso, #nsfw siince iit iinvollves my "tiittiies" (such a siilly word haha)
y3a 1 kn0w h0w t0 mak3 m3atballz n0rmally 1v3 mad3 3m b3f0r3 1 tr13d uz1n grubzauc3 az a ch3ap alt3rnat1v3 t0 t0mat0 zauc3 but 1 th1nk 1tz l1k3 n0t m3ant f0r z1mm3r1n

[MM] is online, and is putting people in timeloops <:3
|| & i just ggoofedd. hadd a whole ggaff. an abbsolute gguffaw. its all chill now tho we shook handds bbehindd the ddennys pparkingg lot
|| & lmao i ddont ddeserve resppect im a ddeggen bbut i appppreciate the thougght
momy is so TIRED an WEAK an HUNGOVER... no1 2 come take care ov me in my tiem of need....
>--D=That=is=very=sweet=of=you=to=offer=but=I=would=feel=really=bad=if=you=died=trying=to=do=that=so=please=don't=I=have=learned=to=deal=with=it=haha=:)//<
y3ah! 1 uh 1m zur3 h3 1z... 3h pr0bably n0t actually lazy fuck d1dnt 3v3n 3at anyth1n 1 gav3 h1m B[
>--D=I=am=sure=I=will=manage=you=would=be=surprise=how=much=charcoal=can=substitute=for,=not=in=terms=of=flavour=or=texture=but=just=like=filling=in=an=empty=blank=haha=:P//<
Six Shots Of Espresso Over Two Drinks, Which Is Not So Bad Considering My Usual Track Record.
bluh, nothing likE going in to mEssagE somEbody you wErE talking to only to gEt thE "mutuals only" and trying to rEmEmbEr if you wErE following Each othEr bEforE or not. ah wEll. lifE movEs on.

i could never imagine quadsmearing you guys are so greedy you fill your quads something some people cant do and then smear them like you dont even care (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, quadsmearing, quadrant discourse, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
You're going to die before you get off-globe.

Meowdy.
MY NOOK 1TCH3S #NSFW

"= actually same quite true but i really don't like to admit it, it is too weird to some trolls, they do not like it when you turn the cruelty system into something more entertaining. :/. #nsfw ="
I Do Not Have A " Thing " For Lowbloods " Putting Me In My Place ", Saying So Is Defamatory. #nsfw
alternate t+eory potential flarping bit we are not in on
D --> I could only imagine D --> As much as I sing its praises, I never D --> Practiced said work D --> I am not befitting of such a labour

https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/dualscar.png that cAnnOt fUckIng be gOOd.

>=>}So I Need To KCnow Who Left A Gallon Of Estrogen Outside My Hive. Im Not Mad, Just CConcerned About Trolls KCnowing Where I Live. -9-
fuck you, whoEvEr anonymously droppEd off sEvEn bindErs of sEkf insErt blackrom fanfiction involving your charactEr "studly sobuff" bEating thE EmprEss into submission. #sEriouslyfuckyou
*who thE fuck kEEps trying to snEak thEir smut into my gogdamn archivE. this isn't how you gEt publishEd.*
could pEoplE plEasE stop dropping off unlabElEd documEnts and litEraturE at thE archivEs? my workload is largE Enough as it is today without you yahoos bringing mE morE shit to do.
OkaY So I ThinK I'm GonnA MakE A PSA AbouT FalsE InformatioN OnlinE. (AlL My PSAs ArE FoR WrigglerS PleasE Don'T AsK To SeE TheM)
new fic juSsst liSssting what different anceSsstor'Sss pregnancy cravingSss are in my new au fic
the inherent eroticism of devouring your matesprits guts shortly after he passes, , , #gore #nsfwe #notinaromanticway

:33 < i will burn mewr hive down

:33 < i hate the furrickin rain :33 < what the furrick do mew mean water comes furrom the sky :33 < the only thing water is good fur is baths! :33 < and even thats a stretch beclaws i only take one when equihiss makes me

The hater bot is being a little hater. And to no one's surprise, I am surprised.
>I am not going to b3 th3 on3 to cl3an that, 3ith3r.
someone kill this stupid ass hate bot its bllowing up my push notifs and hating EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE CONVERSATIONS
I can't be this bad at something. Am I evn AVRAGE at GAMING?
< ){ grub threw up on my sparkly shoes !;x;! }( >
(-- Holy shit you guys are weird as fuck. Don't expect me to touch this website ever again
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
ivve got a spot open for a maid to keep the place clean at the orphice (orphaner office) ill evven spare your lusus if you got one
oh so youre cool with this lowblood obsessed chumbucket on the platform @ spread my goddamn word before i make another callout @ just so you know it could be ANY of you

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P3OPL3 H4V3 GOTT4 STOP B31NG SO 34SY TO P1TY 1 C4N ONLY H4V3 SO M4NY P4L3 CRUSH3S 4T ONC3
< ){ they're half my height!!!! }( >
< ){ i know genetics are basically like spinning a ball-based game of chance but sometimes i curse being blessed with such an obscenely huge rack...! ( #nsfw ? ) }( >
< ){ no one has any business having horns this big. !>x<! }( >
< ){ as much as i like the concept i think if anyone tried to kiss me i would explode on the spot... }( >
You tried to get drones on me. Dude. I'm being f cetious. God - you're fucking up my lexicon. I won't be buying your services. You're supposed to oppose me. I don't LIKE you.
once again trolls attempt to sneak into t+e caverns to steal yellow grubs it's disgusting +ow young some are willing to go to get a battery
Turns out, screaming makes you mov a lot vaster. TRUE VACT!!
Some of you say things that make me concerned for your safety. Best wishes in all your endeavors. Ego sum ira Domini.
truly LOSER beh♠Vior to block someone you c♠n't st♠nd wh♠t h♠ppened to h♠r♠ssing the liVing shit out your enemies to m♠ke them regret eVery bre♠th of existence?
I MIGHT CON$IDER BECOMING FRIEND$ WITH $OME OF THE HIGH-BLOOD$. KEYWORD: $OME.
X_D∴ N∴T F∴RGET T∴ TAKE Y∴UR PILLS IN A NICE TASTING PILL P∴CKET. I MEAN WHAT PILL? JUST THIS YUMMY PEANUT BUTTER CRACKER WITH N∴THING ELSE IN IT!_
Huh ok thats weird. I mean it shouldnt let you put anything less than 9.7 period, but I have a couple profiles without an age displayed and its fine???]
i am fully aware of that, but i SPECIFICALLY FORGOT to add an age to the newest roleplay account i was making, i didnt put a minor age or anything, i just left it as blank because like i said i forgot to put an age in the space
no sighs, i have to regain all my followers from my other accs too because i didnt get them for nothing
IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS ABO^T PAILING HERE? I FEEL LIKE IF I WERE TO M^TE THE NSFW TAG I WO^LDN'T GET ANYTHING ON MY DASHBOARD EVER.

u must hav missed thst one it was a ehole thing

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no idea but it's scaring t+e clowns w+ic+ can only be a good t+ing
>--D=My=lusus=sheds=both=his=shell=and=his=fur=so=I=get=that=haha//<

POINT OF ORDER! a legislacerator is a professional ragebaiter and any of us who tell you otherwise is - you'll never guess - ragebaiting
for a variety of reasons most commonly stolen are yellows purples and mutants it's t+e reason only jades can care for grubs beyond our natural caretaking instinct we are specifically trained to not involve our agendas in our work ot+er castes use t+eirs as an excuse to exploit grubs
picked up 2 many )(uman )(abits tb)(. too long on eart)( 3B-( someone kelp me
[Query] Anyone got tea suggestions? [Elaboration] Been trying to lay off the energy drinks.
i think for th3 n3xt lik3, 3ight hours i should just tag my fuckin 3<3rything with substanc3 and nsfw aft3r this
whαt thε fυck. sΩmε fυckιng αsshΩlε brΩkε thε cΩffεε mαchιnε.
So... how do we feel about non-trolls? Aliens, if I must?
I refuse to stoop to the level of pandering for points. I was already trying to post in a way that reaches this audience, any further bastardization of my identity would simply make me wish for death. Men. Women. Nonbinary figures of various shades. This has been my honest thoughts.

@cleanAnomaly @asanineTemptation

HOW DO I GET VERIFIED IM ME

doom scrolling again / if i fall asleep now i get 1 and a half hours of sleep / but like / we all know that's not gonna happen
「 Being a horror enthusiast can be a pain in the ass. ⥮
「 I'm overworked. Not underpaid, just overworked. I don't have the energy to be that type of unhinged. ⥮
=^owo^= i am talking about the books that it is my job to translate. i translated them from ancient alternian to modern but i might have to re translate it into human. great.
First chit. My me from a different timeline asked me to make an account indeedy. Yes, indeedy.

I genuinely just fell down the stairs. Oh, if only someone had warned me…
Reminder if ya see so-me Bulge suckin greaser wannaBe fake ass ro-ckstar so-unding BITCH let me genuinely kno-w, and if yo-u're that fuck TALK TO- MY YO-U ASSHO-LE O-R I WILL FIND YO-U AND BREAK YO-UR LEGS WITH MY WRENCH








































































