KONGAR REILLA
@apexAcerbate
@(/o･ｪ･o)@/ KoNgAr HaS nO sMiLE. @(。・0・)@ (KoNgAr sAyS nO gRaCe.) @(o･ｪ･o)@ KoNgAr hAs OnLy MoNkEy FaCe. 🙈 LoOkS~oF~kOnGaR~! 🙉 SoUnDs~Of~KoNgAr~! 🙊 Is~KoNgAr~!~!~!~!
@(。･`へ´･)@ PAST ACTIONS MATTER MORE THAN PRESENT INTENTIONS. @(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ BUT FUTURE ACTIONS WILL ALWAYS MATTER MORE THAN EITHER. @(。･`⸟´･)@ ALWAYS BE BECOMING A BETTER PERSON THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. THAT IS WHAT GOODNESS IS.
Woah!! Are you a monkey?
Y__u cert__inly h__ven't bec__me __ better pers__n.
@(。・0・)@ THANKFULLY FOR KONGAR. HE HAS A LOT LESS TO DO THAN SOME PUERILE OTHERS. IN ORDER TO CHANGE THIS. AND BE A BETTER PERSON. @(。・.・)@ EON.
@(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ OO OO UH HUH! THE IDEAL GYM PARTNER!
K__ng__r, y__u sent me b__ck t__ the beginning __f time, bef__re y__u __r I c__uld p__ssibly exist, __nd I w__nted. I did ch__nge. I ch__nged __ l__t. Y__u get __ver things __fter __ while. Y__u, h__wever, h__ve n__t ch__nged. Since using we're still using w__rds like. Y__u h__ven't ch__nged, __nd y__u __re just __s dense __s ever.
@(。・0・)@ SORRY. REMIND KONGAR. HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU KILL? DID YOU EVEN KEEP TRACK?
Eugh. This __ct is __nn__ying. Y__u __re __nn__ying. Y__u __re stupid __nd __nn__ying.
@(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ BLACKROM(S)! @(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ REDROM(S)! @(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ PALEROM(S)!!! @(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ ... @(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ THE OTHER ONE(S)!!! @(。･`ꇳ´･)@ KONGAR SEES NO DIFFERENCE!!!! ROM IS ROM!!!!
FUCK YEAH KONGARRRR
ashenrom
@(。・0・)@ @(。・ᗜ・)@ @(。ˇ･`ᗜ´･)@ YEAH!!! AND ASHENROM(S)!!!!!!!!! KONGAR THANKS YOU ENDLESSLY SARA.
no problem
@(。･`ꇳ´･)@ MONKEY ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ GGGGGGGRAUGH!!!! @(。･`૩´･)@—̳͟͞͞3 ³❥₃❥³₃❥³₃❥³❥₃ α~『 フォビデン・アルファー・テクニーク・グッド・モーニング・キス』- 【Fobiden arufā tekunīku guddo mōningu kisu】 @(。･`ꇳ´･)@ 「FORBIDDEN ALPHA TECHNIQUE - GOOD MORNING KISS!!!!」
HOO HOO HAH!!! Such a powerful technique! You've learned well my apprentice! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ But see...I have, an even stronger spell to bestow upon you HOO HOO HAH @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ MONKEY KISS BARRAGE BLAST!!!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
@(。・0・)@ @(。・ᗜ・)@ @(。ˇ･`ᗜ´･)@ THE WORLD...TRULY IS...BIGGER THAN KONGAR COULD EVER IMAGINE...
@(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ NOT-MY-CIRCUS-PUNCH!!!! @(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ ₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ NOT-MY =3 MONKEYS =3 PUNCH!!!!
↻ Are y∞u wiping y∞ur hands clean ∞f y∞ur acti∞ns? ↺
@(。・ᗜ・)@ KONGAR'S HANDS ARE ALWAYS CLEAN. @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ AND KONGAR'S HANDS...ARE ALWAYS...READY...FOR MORE ACTIONS!!!
↻ Interesting. I supp∞se gl∞ves will keep them clean, but the rest will be dirty. The pusher. Unclean. ↺
ᕦ@(o･ｪ･oˇ)@ᕤ A PUSHER THAT BEATS IS ENOUGH FOR KONGAR!!! FORGET MORALS. AND PURITY. AND BUTT KISSY SUCK UPPY SUCKING. KONGAR IS A CHAMPION OF HIS OWN VIRTUES. JUDGING KONGAR DOES NOT AFFECT THE KONGAR. ONLY HOW YOU SEE THE KONGAR. WHO EXISTS. OUTSIDE OF YOUR SIGHT LINES. MOST OF KONGAR'S LIFE. @(/o･ｪ･o)@/ OUTSIDE OF JUST A LITERAL SENSE. BECAUSE KONGAR IS ELSEWHERE.
↻ I d∞ n∞t judge. I d∞ n∞t care either. I am simply curi∞us. A m∞ment ∞f s∞cial expl∞rati∞n f∞r myself. ↺
@apexAcerbate Who do you main in super monkey ball?
@(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ HII HII HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!! I HOPE YOU ACCEPT FIST BUMPS. DO YOU ACCEPT FIST BUMPS? IF YOU DO. HERE IS SEVERAL DOZEN. IF NOT. JUST DODGE AND THEY WILL NOT CONNECT. PERSONAL SPACE AND COMFORTS ARE SUPER IMPORTANT TO KONGAR. @(。・ｪ・)@ THIS IS THE BEST QUESTION. MAYBE. EVER? THAT KONGAR HAS RECEIVED... @(。・0・)@ AND ANSWER...DEPENDS ON THE INSTALLMENT!!!! WHILE AIAI IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. AND THE ONE I HAVE 100%'D MOST STAGES ON IN SOLO AND MULTIPLAYER...YANYAN IS MY IRREFUTABLE MAIN. @(。・ᗜ・)@ SHE HAS INCREDIBLE SPEED. JUMP. RAW VELOCITY THAT IS EVEN GREATER THAN GUESTS LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. HER LEAP PHYSICS ARE SHEERLY UNBEATABLE IN MOST CATEGORIES AND METRICS. TIGHT STEERS ARE HARDER. BUT I TEND TO EXCEL BEST AT MONKEY BALL. WHEN I AM NOT REQUIRED TO DO TIGHT TURNS. AND SIMPLY LIGHTLY FLICK. THAT IS KONGAR'S GREATEST STRENGTH. LIGHT FLICK. GREAT DISTANCE MOVEMENT. @(。･`⸟´･)@ JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE... @(。･`)~´･)@ IF WE ARE TALKING ONLINE COMPETITIVE OR TIMED TRIALS, I HAVE TO GO WITH THE BABY META. TIGHT TURNS ARE EASIER TO SEE. AND THE LITTLE CHUDLETTE CHIMP IS REGRETTABLY A META OF THEIR OWN MAKING. INCREDIBLE ACCELERATION. GOOD VELOCITY SUSTAIN. AND AN INDOMINABLE YOUTH THAT ENSTILLS HIS SPIRIT WITH THE STUFF THAT LEAPS WATERFALLS IN A SINGLE STANDING JUMP. HOPE THAT ANSWERS!!!!!!! EVERYTHING. AND THANK YOU AGAIN. FOR ASKING KONGAR. VERY VERY VERY HAPPY.
I thank you for the insight. This is going in the notes.
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@(。・へ・)@ HUH… @(。･`へ´･)@ ...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUH?!!? @(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ HHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH. @(。･`⸟´･)@ IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO LEARN THIS POWER??!??
|| ► what time is it? soon-to-beforian understandings of the trollian sweep. || an article on beforus-based calendar understanding and execution of chronology by accredited author chakwa nanich, localized into 4 separate trollian dialects and 1 non-trollian dialect for ease-of-reading. questions? comments? generalized fears about upcoming elections to caste-representative positions in government? chakwa nanich can be reached using @integrityManifesto on chittr. → article begins. in branching out across platforms, it has come to my attention that! non-trollian species might struggle to understand the timekeeping practices of a beforian journalist. since journalism itself is about sharing information in the most understandable and blunt way, i can't exactly leave a newfound audience out to dry. so. despite my great efforts to avoid the inevitable, i will now embrace the mantle of proper schoolfeeder to the unabsorbed. should make things easier when you are all eventually subsumed into the beforian domain, putting you at least two sheds above the average cull-captive. let's hop to it! beforus rotates on two axes, the polar axis and the lunar axis. the polar axis runs through our largest oceans, specifically the deepest trenches of those oceans! similar to the "human" concept of "north and south" poles from my extensive research. the lunar axis is a variable point, so just think of it as "perpendicular" to our lovely pink moon and our solar system's resident star. analogous to the "human" concept of "north and south" poles... again. wik-kəmtəks? most wrigglers are! don't worry... i have a feedecree in communication. time to approach it another way. beforus orbits the resident star on its lunar axis, meaning the moon and the sun are on the same "plane" in space at all times. however, the planet SPINS on its polar axis, and our equator is never parallel with our moon because the MOON orbits over the polar axis. 'dret wik-kəmtəks ixt. {i have included a helpful diagram below to clarify things a little further, in case my readers are visual feeders.} moving on... a perigee is the time it takes our pink moon to reach one pole from the other, or one full night and light together, with the apogee being the midpoint or change-over from light to night... or night to light depending on your location! sort of similar to chaku-san or chaku-mun for the diurnal "human" species that seems most dominant of non-trollian chittr users. the moon orbits us 13 full times over the course of an equinox. 26 perigees {or 26 apogees if you're weird} make just 1 equinox {about 1 rotation of the planet} and it takes around 26 equinoxes to orbit the resident star. wow! it sure is nice to have everything perfectly match like that, huh? ...fun fact for the curious... beforus actually has several "eves" that are "not-really-nights" in our calendars, or night / light cycles that get "skipped" from counting because we like our 26-26-26 set-up sooo much. you might have heard of 12th perigee's eve before! that's just one of our "skipping" perigees, showing up every equinox or so to pad out those pesky "almost" and "abouts" in beforan timekeeping. hatching on an eve is considered very unlucky in some parts of beforus, so do your best to chew out at a good time like just before or after a season. a season? right! beforus has four seasons, known as dim / dusk / dawn / doom. these are governed by our orbit around the resident star. doom and dusk are opposites, just like dim and dawn, existing on opposite sides of beforus at any given time. unlike non-trollian seasons on boring 1-axis planets like "earth" or similar, our seasons refer to the position of the star's light on beforus at any given time during a sweep. the side of beforus that faces the resident star is in the doom season, the side facing away from the resident star is in the dusk season! meanwhile, the dawn season is the "edge" of the doom-dusk seasons "turning" into the sunlight and the dim season is the doom-dusk "edge" now "turning" away from the sunlight. {i'll include a diagram for this as well. my gift to visual feeders.} doom seasons are hot, dusk seasons are cold, and dim / dawn seasons are just the best! thankfully, the worst of doom and dusk seasons take place over the deep oceans, warming our and cooling our waters in a way that keeps the whole of beforus very livable for even the lowliest of landdwellers. when our equator faces the resident star, our natural rotation keeps the topography from being utterly eradicated by husk-blistering radiation and heat... but don't go wandering during the light apogee. seriously! i'm warning you against that. phew! looks like we've covered all the basics, even if it gets even more complicated down to the smallest click. trolls are pretty set in our ways. we like everything working out in sort-of-tridecimals more than anything else, so even our perigees are broken up into 26: 13 scrubs before apogee then 13 scrubs after. as for a scrub, that's 26 swabs, and finally 52... clicks to a swab. {no system's perfect, i suppose.} consider it a system relying on 12... + 1, just in case. thank you for taking the time to feed up on basic beforian timekeeping with me, dear reader. hopefully these details have scuttled to the deepest reaches of your pan-equivalent... and if you're a troll who didn't know any of this stuff. well, now you do! if you enjoyed my ramblings, you might think to subscribe to my chittr profile, but. only do that if you're prepared for some hard hitting REAL journalism tackling the weird and wacky and wonderful problems on beforus. yes, i said PROBLEMS. no system is ideal until there's nothing left to critique, so keep your bulbs open and your tubes clean. if you dare! → article concludes. this is chakwa nanich, alta nayka ɬatu on the 12th lunar perigee of the 8th doom season's equinox. ɬax̣ayam! mirrored articles on swattpad, recoupjournal, huskbook, and panshock monthly. originally posted on the official alta 'mayka munk-kəmtəks website. — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
kongar! kongar! kongar! kongar! kongar! kongar! kongar! kooongar!!!!!!! Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი𐑼 Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი⑅𐑼 Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი𐑼 Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი⑅𐑼 an entire crowd of chakwa nanich enthusiats are cheering your name specifically, because it is always such a pleasure to see you in my comments. hello, kongar! it has been a while, so thank you for reaching out and making sure i know how appreciated the work is. how's the shoulder holding up?! inquiring bunnies would like to know. ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
AH!!!! I see... HOO HOO HAH!! A fellow parser of the fine arts of WORDS and SCRIPTURES!!! You have done well to make friends with individuals of wise caliber I am proud of you my apprentice! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ EHEM!! If uhm, Chakwa witnesses this, I greet you! My name is Monkei and I am very excited to share knowledge with you and also to LEARN from you!! HOO HOO HAH! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
miss muckrake... it is an honor! ૮꒰˶ - ˕ -꒱ა though we operate in different fields of wordsmithing, i should make it clear that i am an avid reader of the beforan enquirer. your upcoming coverage of the fight night phenomenon haunts my lights. no pressure, of course, but know that i am beyond eager to sink my fangs into your perspective. and... thank you very much for sharing my article with your followers! mere text cannot describe the thankfulness in my pusher, so here: ｡° ૮₍°´ᯅ`°₎ა °｡ — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
ɬush ɬush ɬush!!! your accent is perfectly reasonable given your less-than-living circumstances, miss wellen. i'm assuming you are east beforan, given your honorifics and name placement, so please let me know if you prefer -san suffixes. ݁ Ი𐑼⋆ it warms my thorax to know that kongar has taken the time to spread my ramblings beyond the veil. industrious! perhaps i am destined for an even greater audience when my husk finally fails me?! can't let all that importance go to my head. as for my dialect... that's exactly why i'm so blunt about my history. beforus, as you probably know, has a terrible problem. silencing the outer fringes of society, or quashing what came before... i just won't stand for it. jumping up to the plate is my reason for being, and if i have my way, perhaps full articles can be in my native dialect and still be understood...? 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
ˇ ᕦ@(o･ｪ･oˇ)@ᕤˇ♡ˇ ...THAT IS...AN AWFUL LOT OF FANS. YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO FILL A ROOM. CHAKWA. CHAKWOW. HOO HOO HOT DAMN... @(。・へ・)@ ...!!! KONGAR'S SHOULDER!!! CANNOT. LET. DOWN. THE FANS. @(。･`へ´･)@ ...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... @(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ HHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH. @(。･`⸟´･)@ HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGRHGH. @(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ 『 スクークム・ピー・ユー・ケー・ピー・ユー・ケー・パンチ』 - 【Sukūkumu pī yū kē pī yū kē panchi】 SKOOKUM PUK-PUK PUNCH!!!!!!!!! @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ —̳͟͞͞0 HHH..A.H....HA....HA.... @(。・｡・)@ ...!!! ˗ˏˋ ✸ ˎˊ˗ @(。・ｪ・)@ GOOD. GOOD AS EVER. ˗ˏˋ ঌ ˎˊ˗ @(。・0・)@ WE WILL HAVE TO KEEP IN TOUCH MORE!!!! CHAKWA!!!! I HAVE SO MUCH THAT HAS HAPPENED TO TELL YOU ABOUT!!!! PLUS. WE HAVE NOT SPARRED. IN SO LONG. TOO SPARING! NOT ENOUGH SPARRING! MY SHOULDER IS HEALED. BUT IT SHOULD BE RECOVERING!!! FROM THE IMPACT!!! OF A HIGHER THAN HIGHEST HIGH JUMPKICK!!!!
witnessing... ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ a grand pleasure to meet a compawnion of kongar's! i am very talkative, but only about the things that i like. this is your one and only warning before entering companionship with the one and only chakwa nanich... ₍ᐢ. ༝ .ᐢ₎ still, we probably have much to learn from the other. here is to a long and cheerful closeness! — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
HOO HOO HAH! Do not worry, as a wizard of the magic arts, all knowledge is good knowledge!! You may blab to me on the parchments as long as you desire!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ Perhaps we could even invite you to our grand adventures? our many nights of intense bloons towers defense 6? Some Balatro? @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ WE WILL BALL!!! MONKEY BALL!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
your invitation is just so thoughtful! do you have nothing but kindness in your pan?! it's putting this journalist to shame... hihihi! 𐔌՞꜆. ̫.꜀՞𐦯 it would be an honor to join yourself and @apexAcerbate in a flurry of company-making activities. i'm shocked that the perilous trials of MONKEY BALL have fans even in this modern age... i suppose some trolls are gluttons for punishment? but ixt caveat. kongar is required to ice and rest that shoulder. i will not be responsible for chitin failure later in life. ma kəmtəks?! ૮₍ ˶˃ ⤙ ˂˶ ₎ა — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
Fret not!! I shall cast a Panacea spell upon him so that he may recover quickly from his ailments, and also gently bonk him with my wand for being irresponsible with his physical health! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ And you flatter me soo HOO HOO HAH, a true wizard must find kindness in his heart, lest he be lead astray by the dark arts... I would not wish such a fate to any magic caster. @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
you got any clue on how this compares to alternian timekeepin?
I have a qu+ary fo+r yo+u all. When the wo+rst perso+n yo+u kno+w accidentally brings so+mething... Really impo+rtant... To+ yo+ur attentio+n, do+ yo+u believe them? Do+ yo+u lo+o+k into+ it, do+ yo+u read into+ the patters + the writing o+n the wall? Do+ yo+u lo+o+k into+ a go+o+d few murder cases lo+ng go+ne co+ld? Please advise. #vagepo+sting
@(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ KONGAR THINKS YOU SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR PUSHER!!! THE HEAD IS MEANT TO KEEP YOU SAFE. THE HEART IS TO KEEP OTHERS SAFE. YOU ARE NOT IN ANY DANGER. BUT OTHERS COULD BE IF A MURDERER WALKS FREE!!!!!!!! @(。･`⸟´･)@ ALTHOUGH... @(。・へ・)@ ...!!! @(。・｡・)@ ...!!! @(。・⸟・)@ ...KONGAR CHANGES MIND. BEFORUS IS FULL OF UNSOLVED MURDERS. BUT POINTING FINGERS JUST POKES OUT EYES. WITHOUT THE WEIGHT OF EVIDENCE. TO BACK THEM UP. IT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ANYTHING MORE THAN RUMORS TO KONGAR. MIGHT BE BETTER OFF SPENDING ENERGY SOMEWHERE ELSE. JUST KONGAR THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS. SORRY.
Yes..? - at.. - at least - to.. ' to check >
He's no+t smart eno+ugh to+ actively try to+ trick me. I think it's po+ssible that... No+. I sho+uldn't sho+w my h+ to+o+ much. She co+uld be reading this.
There co+uld be mo+re. That's the wo+rry.
Will do+.
He's no+t smart eno+ugh to+ lie. Anything he says sho+uld be taken exactly at face value.
So+me tro+lls may need it.
I m3an in that ca23 lik3 I 2aid, wor2t that happ3n2 i2 you wa2t3 your tim3 a littl3, b32t ca23 you find 2om3thing that chang32 3v3rything
Yeah. Tho+ught so+.
then.its.always.worth.it
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oh, okay that's like a little 8etter
as long as she's a friend then alright, have fun y'all !!
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I was gonna tag you since you're the ghost expert LOL I trust you with this
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HOO HOO HAH??? What a mysterious fellow we have unleashed within our deck!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ @apexAcerbate #Monkeygaming
@(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ WHAT ARE YOU DOING. IN MY. CARD GAME???? BESIDES. TURNING A RANDOM CARD. IN MY HAND. INTO A PARADOX. AND GIVING ME X1.25 MULT. IT SHRINKS MY DECK SIZE!!!! OO OO HUH HUH???? WHAT NEFARIOUS PURPOSE COULD YOU HAVE. FOR PRUNING MY DECK!!! FOR KING MAKING ONLY KINGS!!! I WOULD PLAY THE SAME CARDS FOREVER!! EE HEE HAA!!!
I cast my spell of making you forget that I shrunk your deck and ultimately doomed your run to fail!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ The spell is a actually me running away from the husktop!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
@(。･`⸟´･)@ ... @(。・へ・)@ ...!!! @(。・｡・)@ ...!!! HEY! HOW DID KONGAR LOSE?
You!! Onlooker of the fabled chittr feed parchement, behold my mightiest spell!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ FORTUNUS DIES NATALIS!!!!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
@(。･`⸟´･)@ ...? 🎂@(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@🍰”┌iii┐⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ *ੈ𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒷𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽𝒹𝒶𝓎✩‧₊˚ ₋ᵢFY @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ -IFY ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ! @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?
Hoo hoo hah!!! My spell has found its way to you!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ Once you have reached a sufficiant level, then I will teach you the ways to my greatest spell hoo hoo hah!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
Hoo hoo ha!!!! Tis' I the magnimous and luminous... MONKEI MAGYKS!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I shall bless thy feed with my grandiose and fortuitous spells!! Bringing you good fortune and as thee youngin's say "good vibes" to your day!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I am wise beyond my years with multitudes of knowledge within my monkey paw grasp so beware if you tempt to cross me!! Though I may be soothed by the delicacy of a blueberry sorbet surprise. EHEM!!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ @apexAcerbate is my protégé!! My apprentice!! My comrade in arms!!!! Slight him and I shalt cast my mightiest of chaotic magics upon you and your bloodline HOO HOO HAH!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ Ehem. I like bloons tower defense 6, I like playing roleplaying games and I am a mighty appreciator of the fine arts that is larping. I do like making friends who also wish to partake in similar activities that I enjoy. I also take magic spell and brew comissions!!! so uhm...hoo hoo hah!!! give me coins and my skills are yours!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
Someone That Understands The Beauty Of Bloons Tower Defense. And A Master Of The Myst|c Arts? Perhaps You Have What |t Takes To Be A Duel|st Worthy Of My T|me.
Hoo hoo hah!!! I see I have garnered the exact kind of like minded individuals I wish to surround myself with!! A duel of which kind? Of arcane cards? Of spells? Brewing contest? Bloons tower defense 6's VS mode???? @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
Ptolmy Kanast, Future K|ng Of Games W|ll Meet Any Challenger |n Any Arena. Duel Luc|, F|duspawn, T|c Tac Toe? All And More Are W|th|n The Breadth Of My Sk|ll. But Maybe, Noth|ng |nvolv|ng Bloons Td Battles 2. The Metagame |s Really Stale And |ts An Unfortunately |nfer|or Product Compared To Btd6 And Even Battles 1.
Truly a mighty foe of many battles won I see, various games for us to fight for glory!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I would quite enjoy tic tac toe or indeed the vastly superior BTD6. @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ BTD2 is infact, subpar, I am glad we find common grounds on this accord!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
@(。・0・)@ MONKEI!!!! @(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ I HAVE HONED MY TECHNIQUE!!! MY EVERY LAST CASTING OF "FIST" HAS IMPROVED IN CASTING TIME. BY NEARLY HALF SECONDS EACH. I CAN NOW PUNCH FASTER. THAN A LIGHTSWITCH TURNS OFF. THAN A FIREBALL CAN IGNITE. THAN A...WELL. THAN MOST THINGS!!! YOUR TRAINING HAS REALLY PAID OFF!!! I AM WELL ON MY WAY. TO ACHIEVING MY GOAL. OF BEING THE STRONGEST MARTIAL WIZARD BOY WHO EVER LIVED. @(。・へ・)@ ...!!! @(｡ ･ｪ･｡)@ AND YOU ARE HERE! NOT EARLY! NOT LATE! BUT PRECISELY WHEN YOU INTENDED TO BE HERE!!!! WOO HOO HAA HAA!!!! I NEED TO SHOWER YOU IN COINS AGAIN SOMETIME. AND DEFEND SOME TOWERS. AGAINST THE ENTOURAGE OF. SKY BLOTTING BLIMPS. WITH THE POWER. OF MANY MONKEYS HARNESSED. I AM STILL SORRY ABOUT SPENDING SO MUCH OF OUR RESOURCES. ON SUPERMONKEYS. AND SPIKE TRAPS. I JUST. WANTED TO GIVE THE NINJAS A BREAK. THEY WORK...SO DAMN HARD...THEY...THEY DESERVED RECOGNITION...AND REPRIEVE... @(。・⸟・)@ ... @(。・｡・)@ ...!!! @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ BUT THIS MEANS!!!! THIS MEANS THIS MEANS THIS MEANS THIS MEANS!!!!! WE CAN SHARE ONE ANOTHER'S ADVENTERRORS TOGETHER!!!!! WE CAN CHRONICLE OUR JOURNEYS AS MEAT SHIELD AND GLASS CANNON!!!! BRAIN AND BRAWN!!! FIREBALL DELIVERY AND ASS PACKING!!!! TRICK AND TREAT!!!!! THANK YOU FOR JOINING THANK YOU FOR JOINING THANK YOU FOR JOINING THANK YOU FOR JOINING!!!
My apprentice!!!! Hoo hoo hah I was awaiting your arrival, witnessing each of your digital caligraphic words through my pondering orb!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I witness your power, your growing might! A tear of pure friendship and comradery flows down my fuzzy cheek and beard... Oh how proud I am to have you under my tutelage!!! To watch as your mighty fists of the indomitable spirit of a monk shatters the very soul of evil dooers bringing VICTORY!!!! to our sweeps long quest!! My simian brotheren you shall continue to rise and I will aid you in all that I can muster and cast!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I would adore to play more Bloons with you!! Coins are not a need but appreciated, of course as my apprentice you get a 50% off discount and a freebie with purchase. Tis the laws of monkey comradery. @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I SHALL PREPARE!!!! MY JOURNALS!!!! MY GRIMOIRES!!!! To write our legends, rewrite HISTORY!!!! libraries shall be built in our honor to archive the many quests and adventures we will have VERY VERY soon!!! HOO HOO HAH I am so excited so very elated even! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ Do tell me a day and place for us to meet up again, and I will use my transportation spell post haste!! or if I uh, do not have the ingrediants for it, simply use the trainway. @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
Somewhere, a monkey's paw curls.
i h0pe it rem0ves s0me0nes liver
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ r-∊m-∊mb-∊r 屮ⴵ-∊n mƗn-∊ dƗd. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
▼ah shit...▲
@(。･`⸟´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃ INTO A FIST. TO DEFEND THE WEAK. HIYYYYYYYYYYYAH!!!!! KONGAR NEVER DENIES A FRIEND IN NEED. THE MONKEY'S PAW. THE MONKEY'S KNUCKLE. THE MONKEY'S WRIST. THE MONKEY'S TAIL. THE MONKEY'S TAIL FIST. ALL SHALL BE SUMMONED. FOR FRIENDSHIP!!!!
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @apexacerbate @(。・｡・)@ Kongar Is...unsure Of What The Memory Would Really Be Called. It Is. More Of A Feeling Than An Event. But Kongar Is Sure It Happened. @(。・0・)@ Kongar Has Heard It Called...dorselessness. It Was A Strange. Hollow Feeling. To Give Kongar's Entire Life For One Single Task Until Nothing Remains. Kongar Remembers It Vividly. Only One Time. Meeting A Man Named "woland". Kongar Thought He Spoke Funny For A Beforan. @(。・⸟・)@ And Kongar...did Not Mind? He Knew. I Knew. In That Moment I Should Feel Angry. I Knew I Was Being Manipulated. But It Was A Surreal. And Out Of Body Experience. Kongar Met A Cerulean. And It Was Like Being Shunted Out Of His Body. From Then On. Woland Was A Friend Of Kongar. But No Matter How Hard Kongar Thinks... @(。･`⸟´･)@ Kongar Feels Mad. But Cannot Remember Being Mad. It Was Like Kongar Had His Anger Put In Timeout. Or Beaten Back Into Submission Without A Single Punch Thrown. It Scars Kongar. Scares And Scars Him. To Hav Elost In A Way That Left No Retaliation. @(。･`⸟´･)@ To A Well Dressed Man. Lit By Green. Standing At A Crossroads. And Closing In. He Was Soft-spoken. He Was Beautiful. He Looked Ghastly And Pale. And. And. And. And... @(。・｡・)@ ... @(。・｡・)@ Kongar...doesn't Remember How He Looked. Not When We First Met. It's...gone. Kongar Only Feels. Calm. If You Can Remember Why. Please Tell Kongar...this Memory...is Lost. #unreality #mindcontrol #hypnosis more To You Than Expected 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
@(。・0・)@ IF YOU ARE EVER NOT FEELING LIKE YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH FOR YOURSELF...REMEMBER. YOU ARE ENOUGH FOR OTHERS. LIKE KONGAR! YOU ARE ENOUGH FOR KONGAR AS LONG AS THERE IS THE TINIEST SPARK OF RESILIENCE LEFT. AS LONG AS YOU ARE WILLING TO TRY. AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT PERISH YOUR AMBITIONS... @(。･`⸟´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃ KONGAR WILL FIGHT FOR YOU! UNTIL YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO FIGHT ON YOUR OWN. THERE IS NO NUMBER OF PUNCHES KONGAR WILL NOT FIGHT. TO TRAIN. TO HONE. TO PERFECT. AND TO STRENGTHEN YOU. BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT. YOU DESERVE NOT JUST. TO BE ENOUGH. BUT TO FEEL ENOUGH. AND ONE DAY. THERE IS NO TELLING WHEN. BUT ONE DAY. YOU WILL BE.
thank youu motivational bananabeast
@(。・へ・)@ ...!!! @(。・0・)@ AMISIA??? KONGAR HAS HEARD OF YOU!!!! WAS NOT AWARE YOU WERE ON THE WEBSITE. YOUR ARTWORK. IT IS PEAK. IT CAUSES SUCH EMOTIONS. KONGAR HAS HAD TO DRY MORE THAN ONE EYE MORE THAN ONE TIME FOR MORE THAN ONE REASON!!!! IT IS AN HONOR TO SHARE THIS SPACE WITH YOU. KONGAR HOPES TO SEE MORE OF YOUR WORK.
@(。・0・)@ DO OTHERS KNOW THAT KONGAR NAMES EVERY SINGLE ONE OF KONGAR'S ATTACKS? @( o･ｪ･o)@=0 『エフ・アイ・ビー・イー・フィンガー・フラフィー・ピー・アー・エル・エム・オー・エフ・ニアバーナー・アブソルーション・アチーブド』THE FIVE FINGER FLUFFY PALM OF NIRBANANA ABSOLUTION ...ACHIEVED!!!! @(◕ x ◕。)@=0 『リーサス・ピーシズ・ピー・ユー・エフ・エフ・ピー・ユー・エフ・エフ・シアリアル・ストライカー・サニティゼーション』 RHESUS PIECES PUFF PUFF SERIAL STRIKER SANITIZATION!!! @(。･`⸟´･)@—̳͟͞͞o⁼³₌₃ 『エス・オー・ユー・エル・ストーリング・セブン・エス・ティー・アー・アー・ストライク』✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ SOUL-STALLING 7-STAR STRIKE!!!!!! ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪
└@(･ｪ･ ｡)@┐ TODAY. IS LEG DAY FOR KONGAR. BUT LEGS LEFT ON THEIR OWN. WILL GROW LONELY UNMOVED. WITHOUT COMPANIONS. SO IT IS ALSO ARM DAY AS WELL. BUT ARMS ARE ONLY STRONG ENOUGH TO LIFT FRIENDS. IF THE FOUNDATION IS FIRM. SO IT IS ALSO CORE DAY AS WELL. BUT KONGAR DOES NOT WISH TO BE TOP HEAVY. SO IT IS SQUATS DAY TOO. AND LEG CURLS. AND BENCH PRESSES. CANNOT FORGET CARDIO. AND DEADLIFTS. @(｡ ･ｪ･｡)@ @(｡･ｪ･ ｡)@ @(｡ -0-｡)@ =3 KONGAR HAS NOT EVEN STARTED WORKING OUT. ALREADY. SO TIRED.
youu will get there with dedicationn. maybe youull be stronng ennouugh to lift youur friennds with juust a finnger.
♦️█ ░ be str0ng...k0ngar...y0ur friends believe in y0u! ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < EXP ain't never come from outside even a single enemy grind...!!! Ewe got this Kongar!!! I'll be markin' up yer character sheet 'n double checkin' yer proficiencies before end of dusk, ain't no doubt about it!!!!
@(。・へ・)@ ...!!! @(。･`⸟´･)@ KONGAR WILL NOT LET FRIENDS DOWN!!!!!!
@(。・へ・)@ KONGAR HAS NEVER MADE A MISTAKE. ONLY DECISIONS KONGAR SHOULD HAVE MADE FASTER OR SLOWER. SO THAT CONSEQUENCES COULD ARRIVE FASTER OR SLOWER. GIVING KONGAR ENOUGH TIME BETTER DEFLECT. OR ENDURE. KONGAR STANDS BY EVERY DECISION KONGAR EVER MADE. @(。・｡・)@ THE RIVER DOES NOT SPITE ITS COURSE TO THE OCEAN. ONLY CELEBRATES. THE REUNION.
-=[im your biggest fan_☺]=-
@(。・｡・)@ !!! @(。・0・)@ KONGAR IS HONORED BY YOUR TRIBUTARY REMARKS. KONGAR ADMIRES YOUR MISCHEVIOUS SPIRIT. YOUR IRREVERENCE AND HUMOR. THEY WILL ALLOW MEAN COMMENTS TO ROLL OFF OF YOU LIKE BEADS OF WATER. AND THOUGH THEY MAY AMASS A TERRIBLE TIDAL WAVE. DO NOT LET IT DISCOURAGE YOU. @(◕ x ◕。)@ KONGAR HAS SEEN YOUR SPIRIT. AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND FREE.
@(。・⸟・)@ NOTHING COULD STOP KONGAR… @(。・｡・)@ ... @(。･`⸟´･)@ BUT WOULD KONGAR LOSE SIGHT OF WHAT MAKES KONGAR KONGAR?
kongar knows what kongar wants.