KONGAR REILLA
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@(/o･ｪ･o)@/ KoNgAr HaS nO sMiLE. @(。・0・)@ (KoNgAr sAyS nO gRaCe.) @(o･ｪ･o)@ KoNgAr hAs OnLy MoNkEy FaCe. 🙈 LoOkS~oF~kOnGaR~! 🙉 SoUnDs~Of~KoNgAr~! 🙊 Is~KoNgAr~!~!~!~!
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN 👑💛✨ 🫶just dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket🫶 🤑🔥 💼 EXECUTIVE POSITIONING 💼 Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) 📈💰 i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters 🐣✨ 🫵 have YOU got a business idea? 🫵 pitch it to me! 🫵 let's MERGE! 🫵 👤 BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX 👤 🫵 BYOB (be your own boss)🫵 💛 caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! ✨ 📊 hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) 💅 🎂 experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) 📊⬆️ 🏷️ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES 🏷️ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charms™ | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch 👏 these 👏 hands 👏) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) 💼 | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! 😉✨ 🐾 BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION 🐾 meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! ✨ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU 🫵 YOU 🫵 YOU ARE 🫵 GOOD PUBBYYYYYY 🫵 MY CHIHAAHAA!!! 🫵 🐕💎 MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! 💅). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!🔐✨ 📍 HEADQUARTERS LOCATION 📍 Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans 🏙️✨ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! 📊💫 (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!🤝🔒) 💡 ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY 💡 they call it "stealing" i call it ✨PARALLEL ECONOMICS✨ they say "diploma mill" i say ✨ALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALING✨ they claim "no liquidity" i say ✨INTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATION✨ "unregistered"? bestie i'm ✨PRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESS✨ "forgery"? that's just ✨PENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATION✨ "fraud"? i'm simply ✨MANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLY✨ 🌐 NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE 🌐 running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just ✨DECENTRALIZING✨ for the grind!! 📡💻 🔢 EXECUTIVE CODES 🔢 ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! 🍀) ✨👇⚡ THE BOTTOM LINE ⚡👇✨ 😤💅i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! 😤💅 #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
🌹O=@(o･ｪ･oˇ)@و A ROSE FOR YOU! FAIR SIR!!!!!! CAN KONGAR CALL YOU SIR??? THE POST SAID SO. SO KONGAR WILL CALL YOU SIR. THANK YOU. SIR. FOR BEING SO. PRETTY. IT HAS REMINDED KONGAR. BEAUTIFUL THINGS. EXIST. DELICATE THINGS. WORTH CLIMBING UP BUILDINGS WHILE HOLDING. ╮@(o･ｪ･o)@╭ KONGAR HOPES. THIS IS NOT TOO FUCKING WEIRD. BUT KONGAR KNOWS. @(o༎･༎ｪ･༎o)@ ...IT COULD BE. #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-VII #A-PRETTYBOY-LIGHTS-UP-THE-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #漂亮男
I'M A FIRRRIN MA LAZERRR... ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣯⣽⣿⣯⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢻⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿⠛⠊⠉⠛⢿⣿⣼⣼⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⠏⢁⠈⠉⠉⠁⢀⣠⣀⡀⠀⠱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢸⢷⣶⣤⣶⠹⢇⣻⠏⠶⣄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠛⠂⠐⠁⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣉⣦⠘⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢁⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣍⠻⣿⣷⣷⣧⠘⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠛⠋⠉⢩⣥⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⡿⠿⣧⠸⣿ ⠋⣀⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠘⠁⠀⠀⢀⡄⢹ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠅⠀⠀⠀⣾⠿⠀⣼ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣻⡫⠀⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢻⠿⠋⣀⠴⣥⣀⣠⣤⣄⣴⣷⠭⠀⣠⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢻⡿⠛⠉⣁⣠⠀⣠⣴⣿⡏⠐⢻⡻⣸⢯⣿⡽⠋⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠟⠛⡉⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣶⣾⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
╮@(o･A･o)@╭ WHAT?!?! GOJIRA!?!??! MY FRIEND! MY RIVAL! MY SWORN NEMESIS WHO I WILL ONE DAY SURPASS! YOUR JAW. OF BREAKABLE HINGES! YOUR HIPS. OF STRADDLE ABLE WEAKNESS! YOUR TAIL. OF GRABBABLE QUALITY!!!! YOU (TOO) ARE ON THIS WEBSITE! PAH! (PAH pah PAH!) 🙈🙊🙈🙈🙊🙈🙈🙊🙈🙈🙊🙈 FACEP💥LM 🌴 TREE!!!! 🌴 ദ്ദി@(o༎･༎ｪ･༎o)@ SNF.F..SNNF. OF COURSE. OUR. HATRED. WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO YOU. THAT AT OUR LOWEST. YOU WOULD MAKE THE TIME. TO BE HERE. WELL IN ADVANCE. OF MY SUCCUMBING. TO ROCK BOTTOM. GAH!!! IT IS. TOO MUCH!!! FOR KONGAR TO PROCESS! ALL AT ONCE!!! I DREAD THE SIGHT OF YOUR MEAN GREEN SKRRREEEE💥NK MACHINE INPUT!!!! AND MONSTROUSLY GIGANTIC APPROACHES! I HOPE ONLY. TO THWART YOUR ADVANCES. WITH A FEW MOVES. OF MY OWN!!! ᕦ@(o･ｪ･oˇ)@ᕤ YOU MAY HAVE. THE HEAD START. BUT KONGAR REILLA. THE BEEFIEST BADDIE. TO EVER BUMP SHOULDERS WITH GIANTS. ON EQUAL FOOTING. WILL KNOCK YOU HARDER THAN THE BIGGER THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE. WAIT. A MOMENT. THE BIGGER. YOU ARE. THE HARDER. KONGAR WILL FALL!!! YOU DOWN!!!! AHAH!!! YES! THOSE ARE THE WORDS. THAT WILL BE YOUR DEFEATING!!! AT THE HANDS. OF KONGAR REILLA!!!! DESTROYER. OF GOJIRA!!! 🦍 👑 @(。・0・)@ ALSO! WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM - BWAHAHAHAHA! (BWAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!) #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-IV #WHALE-APE-ASS-ON-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #哥吉拉
please just tell me what to do okay
╮@(o･ｪ･o)@╭ KONGAR IS UNSURE. IF IT IS KONGAR WHO SHOULD BE TELLING YOU THIS. BECAUSE KONGAR DOES NOT KNOW YOU. AND YOU DO NOT KNOW KONGAR. BUT KONGAR THINKS. YOU SHOULD SEEK WHAT YOU KNOW. DO NOT PRESUME YOURSELF A MASTER OF ONE THOUSAND PUNCHES YOU HAVE YET TO THROW. KONGAR LIVES LIKE THIS. AND KONGAR. HAS SURVIVED WELL INTO ADULT AGE. KEEP FIGHTING. YOUR SPIRIT WILL CARRY YOU WHERE YOUR BODY CANNOT. GOOD LUCK. KONGAR~WISHES~YOU~THIS!!! GANBATTE!!! OO OO AA! 🙊🙊🙊 #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-III #COUNCIL-PROVIDED-ON-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #目西記
@(/o･ｪ･o)@/ ON THIS DAY...THE LEGEND OF KONGAR REILLA BEGINS (BEGINS begins BEGINS)!!!!! ☆⌒@(。・~ X)@ MY APE-SOLUTE HARDASS OF A LUSUS CAME DOWN ON ME. TALK ABOUT UN-PEEL-LIEVABLE...!!! I WAS THE BEST SON A MUMKEY COULD ASK FOR!!! -@(o･ｪ･o)@) BUT. WHAT MUM SAYS GOES. SO IF MUM SAYS I'M OUT. THEN~GIMME~TIME~ENOUGH~TO~PACK~AND~THAT'S~IT!!! @(。・0・)@ AND I DON'T MEAN PUNCHES!!!!! NOO OO AH UH!!!!! 🙈🙈🙈 #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-I #DEPARTURE-ON-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #西遊記
dear one, i pray this adversity is a mere pebble on which your fangs will be cut. your success is within your claws! {:^
@(。・v<)@ OH, YOU'RE SURELY THE SWEETEST KONGAR HAS ENCOUNTERED ON THE LEGEND OF KONGAR THUS FAR! AND NOT MERELY BECAUSE YOU ARE ALSO THE ONLY KONGAR HAS ENCOUNTERED ON THE LEGEND OF KONGAR THUS FAR!!!! -@(o･a･o)@o KONGAR MAY PUNCH STONES. EVEN CHIP 'EM WITH BOTH BARE BLOODY RAW HANDS. BUT I DON'T THINK CUTTING THEM WOULD MAKE IT ANY EASIER TO BRAVE THE WILD, WILD WASTES OF BEFORUS. LARGE CRITTERS ALL OVER CRUNCH UP UNSUSPECTING SORTS JUST FOR LOOKING AT 'EM FUNNY!!!! @(●ტ●)@ IF I WANT ANY HOPE OF SURVIVAL (SURVIVAL survival SURVIVAL) I'M GONNA NEED TO EAT...PLENTY MORE NUTRITIOUS EATS THAN PEBBLES. MY FANGS WILL BE CUT ON THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS. OF FLAPPING MY GUMS FOR THOSE IN NEED. AND THOSE WHO MAY JUST HELP ME. IN MY MOST DESPERATE HOURS. #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-I #DEPARTURE-ON-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #西遊記 #A-CHANCE-ENCOUNTER #RIVAL-APPEARS #OR-MAYBE #FRIEND #FRIEND-SELLIA #COULD-JUST-PROVE-TO-BE #THE-DIFFERENCE #BETWEEN-BEING-TOP-BANANA #AND-A-BANANA-SPLIT #RIGHT-THROUGH-THE-BLOOD-PUSHER #STAY-RIGHT-WHERE-YOU-ARE #FOR-THE-LATEST-OF-LEGEND-OF-KONGAR