KONGAR REILLA
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@(/o･ｪ･o)@/ KoNgAr HaS nO sMiLE. @(。・0・)@ (KoNgAr sAyS nO gRaCe.) @(o･ｪ･o)@ KoNgAr hAs OnLy MoNkEy FaCe. 🙈 LoOkS~oF~kOnGaR~! 🙉 SoUnDs~Of~KoNgAr~! 🙊 Is~KoNgAr~!~!~!~!
A rabbid would. totally maul a minion in a. one on one fight
@(。･`⸟´･)@ KONGAR RESENTS THIS SENTIMENT. @(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ IT DEPENDS ENTIRELY. ON WHO THE MINION WORKS FOR. AND HOW MUCH PREP TIME WE ARE TALKING. FULL POWER FIRST FORME NAPOLEON ERA PRE-CANNON SHOT OR EARLIER. THE MINIONS ARE BODIED. IT WOULD BE UNSERIOUS TO SUGGEST OTHERWISE. @(。ˇ･`0´･)@ BUT SCARLET OVERKILL? PRIME FELONIOUS GRU ERA MINIONS? THEY WOULD GOBBLE THE FUCK OUT OF A RABBID LIKE A PRISTINE CONDITION BANANA. THEY WOULD NOT EVEN LEAVE BEHIND BONES ENOUGH FOR THE SURVIVING STRAGGLERS TO SCREAM. @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ "baAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" @(。ˇ･`-(´･)@ AT.
@ alysse glæsse with @resuscitativeNightingale + @arachnesGxssamer. and seemingly the rest xf planet befxrus in atxdance. - xx
@(。･`⸟´･)@ KONGAR EXPECTED A CHALLENGE. SUCH A DOUR SPIRIT. WEIGHTED DOWN BY THE TROUBLES OF THE WORLD. THE FOIBLES OF LONG HOURS. THANKLESSLY SPENT TENDING TO BODIES. SO DETERMINED TO EXPIRE. AND ROT AWAY. @(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ AND YET. @(。ˇ･`0´･)@ DESPITE ALL OF THIS... @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ YOU WERE SURPRISINGLY EASY TO LIFT!!!!!
|| ► mycelium connection 3.0: command, control... or something sinister? || ◄ #alta-mayka-munk-kemteks #mycelium-connection #beforian-domain-expansion #mushroom-network #progress-is-progress an article on the most recent upgrades to the much-anticipated mychorrhizal network — a fungal system of lossless near-instantaneous information transfer cultivated and popularized via the administration of beforian domain expansion — by accredited author chakwa nanich, localized into 4 separate trollian dialects and 1 non-trollian dialect for ease-of-reading. questions? comments? generalized fears about the necessary infiltration of beforian lingo in your pulakʰli-kʰapa-pulakʰli? chakwa nanich can be reached using @integrityManifesto on chittr. → article begins. wik-wawa ixt chaku — it goes without saying — that the finest form of communication is the kind that works, and to that end, beforian excellence is maintained by the purest interpretation of such fact. as many may already know, the mychorrhizal network has received a massively-muttered update to infrastructure! a seamless transition from disconnected trolls to hyperconnected hivestems. to the uneducated troll? simply entering any structure on beforus is enough to establish a frequency connection on one's devices, a sort of privilege that comes with nearly no latency. this is only improved upon when connecting directly to a port or simply laying your device upon a structural surface in proximity to the walls or floors. i will let you into the ipsət: mycelium relay! beforian technology is alive, it is grown, a simple fact of trollian society. our husktops and roachframes are biologically curated over thousands of generations for longevity and information storage and repeated use. many devices have been bred to feed on pure energy and transmit data... but how? where does the energy come from? how is it all transmitted? once again, this journalist will tell you the ipsət: mycelium relay! for trideca-sweeps, all power pi all information pi all surveillance has been conducted through the fungal optics. yet, until mere seasons ago, there were reaches of beforus itself that were not linked up. how was this done with such speed and rapidity, mayka wawa?! in simplest terms, the network has grown to meet the needs of its domain. literally, not figuratively. through careful seeding and orchestrated growth, even the most remote hive of beforus can enjoy the benefits of frequency access and limitless power for the low cost of the watchful gazebulbs of our emporess. how lucky! here begins an unprecedented amount of communication. merely lay your husktop upon a table, then watch it hum with delight as it charges. enter any block of your hive, and experience immediate spore-to-transmit gains. there have, of course, been outcries. complaints made in service of petty things like privacy, self-management, and generally unsociable beliefs. in my humble opinion: these are the words of the improperly-culled expressing disdain for an overt example of proper minding. the emporess, as we know, culls each of her subjects without disdain or favoritism. to be directly connected to her domain is, without a doubt, the closest some will ever come to making her acquaintance. which is to say nothing of her direct hand in breeding the most recent update to the mychorrhizal dissemination! gracious indeed. what does this mean for the skukum-troll? nothing of note, really. the mycelium connection situation is historically rolled out to your hives expeditiously, before trickling down to those in less fortunate castes. we can call this a form of econubics. for the tənəs-troll? you are able to connect anywhere, at any time, to facilitate immediate connection with your dear or despise. some whispers have even been made about priorly-established mushroom hubs extending connectivity to streetlights or public migration vehicles. it really is as simple as letting your device lean against a mycelium-afflicted plane until full. at this time, no allergic reactions or sensitivities have been reported. and they would be! the watchful eye of the emporess 'does incorporate all delegates now, barring the deliberately remote or the hiveless population. electrocution is also at an all-time low, which means the network is successfully maintaining levels no matter the power-draw. outages have been known to troll through high-use hivestems — attributable to the mycelium consuming power as it finalizes infiltration of uninfected walls. <perhaps this is growing pains?> think of this unprecedented opportunity as your calling card to chaku — action. if it perturbs or upsets you? connectivity with your local caste-representative has never been easier. feed up on the material cost of replaced insulation, the outages only seeming to affect low-caste hivestems, or the alleged rise of cull-mismanagement now that one's location is visible at all times. and once you've done that, come back to report it all to me for an unbiased and factual article. if you enjoyed my ramblings, you might think to subscribe to my chittr profile... only do so if you feel it is in your best interest to receive real information, true facts, and journalistic integrity that is uncompromising no matter the personal toll. beforus has problems with a capital P. no system is ideal under there's nothing left to critique! → article concludes. this is chakwa nanich, alta nayka ɬatu on the 9th lunar perigee of the 9th dim season's equinox. ɬax̣ayam! mirrored articles on swattpad, recoupjournal, huskbook, and panshock monthly. originally posted on the official alta 'mayka munk-kəmtəks website. — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
@(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ KONGAR IS GLAD WE HAVE SUCH DUTIFUL REPORTING. ON THE SCENE. AS CHAKWA. TO MAKE SURE NO ALLERGENS. OR STRANGE. IRREGULARITIES. ARE TAKING SHAPE. @(。･`へ´･)@ ...KONGAR ONCE THOUGHT HE WAS ALLERGIC TO THE SPORE NETWORK. @(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ ...TURNS OUT. KONGAR IS NOT ALLERGIC AT ALL. WAS JUST NOT SUPPOSED TO INHALE. FOR BETTER CONNECTIVITY. LEARNED THAT LESSON. THE SNART WAY. SNORTING HARD. AND HURTING ROM IT. KONGAR WILL NOT REPEAT THIS MISTAKE EVER.
你無法用烈火抹去你的真我，也無法用水、土、空氣抹去，更無法用黑暗或光明抹去。抵抗是徒勞的。自然終將以其力量吞噬你，當那一天到來時，你將美麗地破碎。讓我拾起你的碎片，將你重塑成真正的自己。
@(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ 等待被吞噬錯了嗎？渴望被徹底吞噬錯了嗎？執意順從不是逆流而上錯了嗎？我每天都在徒勞地掙扎。或許我注定要被吞噬？非常抱歉。
哦，小寶貝。這不是關於你的事。你還小，還在學習。每個人在攀登更高高峰的過程中都會經歷奮鬥。 這是關於我心愛的馬兒的事，它為了戴上不合身的面具而壓抑了自己的天性。但他很可能根本不會嘗試閱讀我的文字。他有迴避傾向。 善待自己。我們都會跌倒，但我們都會重新站起來。
我們每個人都有自己騎不了的馬。那句繞口令怎麼說來著？妈妈骑马，马慢，妈妈骂马。Māmā qímǎ, mǎ màn, māmā mà mǎ. 我覺得我的馬也戴著面具。它眼裡只有眼前的東西，其他什麼都看不見。它心中充滿憤怒，卻不願承認自己做錯了什麼。它躲在懦弱和憤怒之中。這些既是面具和盾牌，也是攻擊的工具。
@(。･`⸟´･)@ ...KONGAR FACES. HIS GREATEST TRIAL YET. @(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ HOW DOES. HOW TO. HOW WOULD. C...CAN. @(。ˇ･`0´･)@ CAN. KONGAR TELL ANOTHER MAN. HIS SMELL. IS MEMORABLE. BUT. LIKE. IN A GOOD WAY. WITHOUT MAKING IT UNCOMFORTABLE FOR BOTH OF THEM?????????
NATURAL SCENT? OR PERFUMED?
@(。ˇ･`ᗜ´･)@ NATURAL. UNFORTUNATELY. PERFUME IS SO DETACHED FROM THE SELF. VERY EASY TO REMARK ON. IT IS. NOT SO SIMPLE. WHEN IT IS. BODILY.
AGREED. IF ONLY INTELLECTUALISM. WITH ITS EGO AND PRIDE. UNDERSTOOD THAT THE BODY IS BEAUTIFUL. FOR ITS NATURE. RATHER THAN IN SPITE. I WISH YOU WELL KONGAR. MAY YOU FIND THE WILL TO SPEAK. AND HAVE YOUR TRUTH RECIPROCATED.
@(。ˇ･`0´･)@ =3 PERHAPS...AFTER MORE TRAINING...UNDER SHIFU WUKONG.
if my name wasn't florid what would it 8e 8ased on vi8es
@(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ GUNSEL!!! PRONOUNCED. HOWEVER THE TROLL FORMERLY KNOWN AS FLORID LIKES!!! GUNSEL BOILUV!!!! IT UHM... @(。・0・)@ ...KONGAR SUPPOSES... @(。･`ꇳ´･)@ IT UHM. JUST. FEELS RIGHT? @(。ˇ･`ᗜ´･)@ ON SECOND THOUGHT. JUST BOILUV JUST BOILUV!!!!
@slopMaster DUDE HOLY SHIT THEY MADE A WORD A8OUT ME ?? ?? ?? ??
@(。ˇ･`.´･)@ ...!!! @(。ˇ･`ᗜ´･)@ EHEH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM HAPPY. MY MONKEY COLLECTION GROWS.
@(。･`ꇳ´･)@ YOU CAN CONSIDER KONGAR A PART OF IT TOO. IF YOU WILL LET KONGAR TRAIN UNDER YOU!!!! NOTHING WOULD HONOR THIS HUMBLE APPRENTICE MORE. THAN LEARNING HOW WUKONG. FUCKS OTHERS UP!!!!
NEVER LET THEM OUT CRAZY YOUR BITCH.
@(。・0・)@ ... @(。・.・)@ !!! @(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ 孔加不会做那种事！！！！ ! ! !
♦️█ ░ just...remember...when y0u are mean t0 me...this is wh0 y0u are being mean t0...s0metimes...actually...quite 0ften really... ପ(∗´ര///ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ extremely literally... ପ(∗´◞///◟`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
@(。・0・)@ !!!! @(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ SO!!!! CUTE!!! SADAKO!!!!!!!!!
@(。･`へ´･)@ PAST ACTIONS MATTER MORE THAN PRESENT INTENTIONS. @(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ BUT FUTURE ACTIONS WILL ALWAYS MATTER MORE THAN EITHER. @(。･`⸟´･)@ ALWAYS BE BECOMING A BETTER PERSON THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. THAT IS WHAT GOODNESS IS.
Y__u cert__inly h__ven't bec__me __ better pers__n.
@(。・0・)@ THANKFULLY FOR KONGAR. HE HAS A LOT LESS TO DO THAN SOME PUERILE OTHERS. IN ORDER TO CHANGE THIS. AND BE A BETTER PERSON. @(。・.・)@ EON.
K__ng__r, y__u sent me b__ck t__ the beginning __f time, bef__re y__u __r I c__uld p__ssibly exist, __nd I w__nted. I did ch__nge. I ch__nged __ l__t. Y__u get __ver things __fter __ while. Y__u, h__wever, h__ve n__t ch__nged. Since using we're still using w__rds like. Y__u h__ven't ch__nged, __nd y__u __re just __s dense __s ever.
@(。・0・)@ SORRY. REMIND KONGAR. HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU KILL? DID YOU EVEN KEEP TRACK?
@(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ BLACKROM(S)! @(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ REDROM(S)! @(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ PALEROM(S)!!! @(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ ... @(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ THE OTHER ONE(S)!!! @(。･`ꇳ´･)@ KONGAR SEES NO DIFFERENCE!!!! ROM IS ROM!!!!
ashenrom
@(。・0・)@ @(。・ᗜ・)@ @(。ˇ･`ᗜ´･)@ YEAH!!! AND ASHENROM(S)!!!!!!!!! KONGAR THANKS YOU ENDLESSLY SARA.
They're calling me the most clawntrofursial mouse efur...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
@(。・へ・)@ HMMM. @(。･`ꇳ´･)@ KONGAR THINKS THAT DISTINCTION BELONGS TO MOUSEY SKEWE ACTUALLY. THEY. CHANCE ACROSS PEOPLE. IN LOTS OF PAIN. AND PHOTOGRAPH IT. @(。･`૩´･)@ IT IS UNCLEAR. IF THEY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE PAIN. BUT LOTS OF TROLLS SEEM TO ACCUSE THEM. OF KNAPPINGS. AND MAIMINGS. AND SAY REALLY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM. @(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ BUT DO NOT WORRY! KONGAR RECOGNIZES YOU. AS AT LEAST TOP TEN. IF NOT TOP FIVE. MICE ARE JUST. A REALLY COMPETITIVE CATEGORY FOR CONTROVERSY.
@(。･`ꇳ´･)@ MONKEY ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ GGGGGGGRAUGH!!!! @(。･`૩´･)@—̳͟͞͞3 ³❥₃❥³₃❥³₃❥³❥₃ α~『 フォビデン・アルファー・テクニーク・グッド・モーニング・キス』- 【Fobiden arufā tekunīku guddo mōningu kisu】 @(。･`ꇳ´･)@ 「FORBIDDEN ALPHA TECHNIQUE - GOOD MORNING KISS!!!!」
HOO HOO HAH!!! Such a powerful technique! You've learned well my apprentice! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ But see...I have, an even stronger spell to bestow upon you HOO HOO HAH @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ MONKEY KISS BARRAGE BLAST!!!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
@(。・0・)@ @(。・ᗜ・)@ @(。ˇ･`ᗜ´･)@ THE WORLD...TRULY IS...BIGGER THAN KONGAR COULD EVER IMAGINE...
♠️♦️♠️█ ░ h0w am i supp0sed t0 fear and revile this...? ପ(∗´ര ˰ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️ ♦️♠️♦️♠️█ ░ s0me0ne s0...mesmerizing...bewitching...vast...and...gentle...that is n0t what a m0nster l00ks like. that is n0t what a harmful and hateful thing is. that is n0t a thing at all. that is. that is. a w0ndr0us s0ul. a beautiful great spirit. that is. my friend e0n. my. my m0irail! and. and he is n0t g0ing t0 stay put. nuh uh. ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️♦️ ♠️♦️♠️█ ░ n0t if...i have anything t0 say ab0ut it... ପ(∗´ര////ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️
@(。・ｪ・)@ ... @(。・ｪ・)@ HIS EYES. @(。・ｪ・)@ DIFFERENT THAN I REMEMBER. @(。・ｪ・)@ BUT. @(。・ｪ・)@ I DO REMEMBER THEM... @(。･`⸟´･)@ WISH THEY WOULD STOP LOOKING BACK AT KONGAR.
@(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ NOT-MY-CIRCUS-PUNCH!!!! @(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ ₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ NOT-MY =3 MONKEYS =3 PUNCH!!!!
↻ Are y∞u wiping y∞ur hands clean ∞f y∞ur acti∞ns? ↺
@(。・ᗜ・)@ KONGAR'S HANDS ARE ALWAYS CLEAN. @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ AND KONGAR'S HANDS...ARE ALWAYS...READY...FOR MORE ACTIONS!!!
↻ Interesting. I supp∞se gl∞ves will keep them clean, but the rest will be dirty. The pusher. Unclean. ↺
ᕦ@(o･ｪ･oˇ)@ᕤ A PUSHER THAT BEATS IS ENOUGH FOR KONGAR!!! FORGET MORALS. AND PURITY. AND BUTT KISSY SUCK UPPY SUCKING. KONGAR IS A CHAMPION OF HIS OWN VIRTUES. JUDGING KONGAR DOES NOT AFFECT THE KONGAR. ONLY HOW YOU SEE THE KONGAR. WHO EXISTS. OUTSIDE OF YOUR SIGHT LINES. MOST OF KONGAR'S LIFE. @(/o･ｪ･o)@/ OUTSIDE OF JUST A LITERAL SENSE. BECAUSE KONGAR IS ELSEWHERE.