Leiloo Matssa
@crescenticLacus
∘☽ an avid gastro spiral critter lover. ☾∘ ∘☽ Do not be afraid too reach out if need be. ☾∘ { pfp made by ME!!! }
A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car. The sales person asks, “What are you looking for in a car?” The snail says, “I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge “S” on each door.” The salesman says, “That’s a weird request, why?” The snail says, “Because when I drive through town I want people to say, “Look at that S-Car-Go.”
〔•෴•〕 < HOOHOO. You're a HOOT, Toriel! What a wonderfully awful one! You have a talent for terrible jokes that I dare say challenges and perhaps even bests my own! / *yuck, yuck!*
Why did the snail take the shell off his racing snail? He thought it would make him faster, but it actually made him more sluggish! Ohohohoho!!! Hahahaha!!!!! This one always makes me chuckle!
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo! Looks like I'm trailing behind you in these snail jokes! / *yuck, yuck!*
Some snails and their offspring! <3
snails are sick im collecting some rn actually
∘☽ How wonderful! How tiny, their shells so itsy bitsy, thank you for sharing gastrocritters again. ☾∘
〔•෴•〕 < ...so this is who's delivering my mail. / *yuck, yuck!*
Hahahaha!! Ah! They can't help being slow! Just know at least they deliver it safely! :^D
eh sure once i finish picking them up and get out of the rain
ok heres the cup of #snails https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3d3588b44bb.jpeg
∘☽ Perhaps, my fellow gastrospiral critter appreciator will enjoy this fact, or perhap she has alredy gotten to enjoy it, but many may have not, but. Surprisingly enough, although smaller species of Gastrospiral critters typically live up to 1 between 2 and half sweeps, bigger species can live up to 7 sweeps and Gigantae gastrospiral beasts are capable of living upwards of millinaires? Fascinating isn't it? #Snail-facts ☾∘
I have more puns to share!: "Lettuce be friends forever!" "A snail without a shell is just a bit sluggish."
OOOO I GET IT HEHEHE!! those are very very clever ms toriel!! i love em mwehehe :3c
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I'm going to share some adorable photos of snails I took this morning!
c< OOOOO sNails! >c
c< tHey are! >c
WOW MY COUSIN WADE ... or was it john NO IT HTTHINK IT WAS NEIL
PRETTY SURE IM RELATED TO SOME UNIVERSAL DEITY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE
∘☽ I wonder if any of the many users here have a pre-existing book club? ☾∘
∘☽ Pardon...? ☾∘
∘☽ ... OH! how crude!! ☾∘
∘☽ I've rewatched Steven Galaxy recently, still such an amazing animated show that has yet to age poorly in my eyes. ☾∘
∘☽ Blub blub.. ☾∘
∘☽ ehm....well now I feel rather embarassed by how dramatic I assumed it would be.. I shall offer a snail fact. Snails can lay about 100 eggs in a singular clutch, but only about 20 to 50 make it maturity. #Snailposting ☾∘
∘☽ Pardon? ☾∘
∘☽ Oh!! Congratulations that your young where able to make it this far, I understand what you meant now, it is sad to think about the many little snaillings that couldn't make it.. ☾∘
∘☽ My previous post, went with no negative impact...? ☾∘ ∘☽ I suppose my worries truly were for nothing.. ☾∘
∘☽ I have, been rather antsy of my return to chittr. Especially with hiding, something rather serious and perhaps even controversial from many. Though from my observing I have seen that perhaps it is safe for me to reveal myself.. ☾∘ ∘☽ I... am a mutant.. ☾∘ ∘☽ If...if this a deal breaker or.. causes me any trouble, I am ready to accept that. ☾∘ ∘☽ https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/leiloo%20reference%202026%20alt.png ☾∘
× Definitely Not A Dealbreaker! ×
∘☽ It's been a relief to know, being able to live as I am has been... cathartic? to say the least. ☾∘
[Sawyer lights a cigar as the moon sets behind him.] Well...It's like what my dear ol friend, Cellus, used to say to me. Ain't nothin' good lasts forever. Even if I want it to. [The camera pans to a conveniently placed neighbeast that was next to Sawyer. He got on the horse before looking at the camera man.] Where am I goin' after all of this? Well.... [Sawyer looks off into the moonset as cowpoke begins to play.] I reckon I'll go wherever the wind takes me! [Sawyer rides his horse into the horizon. Never to be heard from again. He was a free man now...] [So long cowboy...so long...] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
i think i cried a little... what a guy...
((I feel a bit bad for neglecting my Leiloo...she will return soon, i'm just having fun with my other toys who I've ALSO previously neglected HAHA))
∘☽ @ricochayedCattle You made it MVP once again... its been a sight to truly behold watching you out there..! ☾∘
why thank yoou miss leiloooo, thoough it was real hard too celebrate cuz uh...the medical issue with mintyl. hoope they censoored it oon the televisioon cuz it was a bit gnarly.
∘☽ It... wasn't, but thankfully I looked away just in time... I feel rather sad for Mintyl no one deserves such a fate.. ☾∘
∘☽ @ricochayedCattle HAPPY. WRIGGLING DAY. HMPH. ☾∘
∘☽ Don't you moo at me..!!! y-you started it!! ☾∘
∘☽ nooooooo!! no moo'ing!! you're not being fair! ☾∘
∘☽ stop it..!! stop being cute..! ☾∘
∘☽ Eep! uhm! ☾∘
∘☽ N-No..!! not at all...I truly do mean it..!! ☾∘
∘☽ Everyone, perhaps consider wishing @ricochayedCattle a happy wriggling day...! IT seems he forgot about it himself.. but I haven't. ☾∘
∘☽ No need to thank me, besides, I do have a gift prepared for you for whenever you visit again. ☾∘
∘☽ I didn't.. but I wanted too. ☾∘
{{ Leiloo would never under any circumstance post herself naked on a public website BUUUTTTTTTT this an OOC post and i think everyone deserves a treat }} #nsfw https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/leiloobies.png
((A treat??? This is a whole dessert god DAMN OwO ))
((god she’s so prett7
∘☽ {{ :3c As intended mhehee ☾∘
GAH forgot ooc my bad!! }}
{{Fitting considering shes a bit appreciator of desserts >:3c }}
((afuhaejCpiame absolutely top tier Content...... ))
((forgor ooc oops but fuckkit))
{{AHAHA no worries did the exact same thing}}
//Leiloo can GET IT
{{ MEHEHEHE >:3cccc }}
∘☽ I apolagize for my sudden departure from the gala without prior warning to the hosts, I ended up not feeling quite well. I'll be making sure to drop off my donation at the city hall. ☾∘
∘☽ He's...he's still not here.. ☾∘
× Maybe He'll Be There Soon. If Something Came Up, He WVould Likely Tell You ×