♦ pitied by @crescenticLacus
i oonly coome oon this app too doo oone thing and that is too hate
NO PARODN PEEXISTINGCLUB
Ahem Glub
Oh dear. It seems that Kankri and Mikami will have to fight harder for @abrasiveCuniculus ’s affection. He has fallen in love with @crescenticLacus #TrollmadachiUpdate https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2556.jpeg
[Sawyer lights a cigar as the moon sets behind him.] Well...It's like what my dear ol friend, Cellus, used to say to me. Ain't nothin' good lasts forever. Even if I want it to. [The camera pans to a conveniently placed neighbeast that was next to Sawyer. He got on the horse before looking at the camera man.] Where am I goin' after all of this? Well.... [Sawyer looks off into the moonset as cowpoke begins to play.] I reckon I'll go wherever the wind takes me! [Sawyer rides his horse into the horizon. Never to be heard from again. He was a free man now...] [So long cowboy...so long...] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
y'all like my last grub pictures which i gootta admit is a lil embarrassin'. but i wasn't lyin' when i said that i was a fat and greedy grub cuz apparently i used too trample the oother grubs too steal their fooood. i oonly knoow this cuz the jade bloooods in the caverns thoought it was funny and tooook pictures. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/fat%20greedy%20fat%20fuck.JPG
[Sawyer stared at the camera with a confused expression. He opened his mouth to say something but he paused for a minute.] "Y'all know I didn't do anythin' to poor Mintyl, right? I reckon I said I didn't like 'em right before they're injury but that was just a spur of the moment thing. I didn't have nothin' to do with it!" [Behind him, there is a 📃 on the wall.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
soooooooo mean...oon my wrigglin' day....moooo....
yoou're soo mean too me
@crescenticLacus CALM DOOWN
@crescenticLacus why're yoou likin' a bunch oof my chits
[A harmonica sound bite plays with when the camera zooms in on Sawyer. He's currently sitting outside on one of the lawn chairs. He looks absolutely drained because he had to go through tonight's service with a major hangover. He rubbed his temple while he tried to light the cigar that was in-between his teeth.] "I dunno why I'm feelin' so under the weather....I only had one of those martinis...." [A montage of Sawyer drinking way more than one martini played with public domain country music in the background.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessionals @ricochayedCattle
I have addressed this in an official press statement this noon at Midnight City, but for those of you who are not tuned into our local politics: The Mayor of Midnight City was found assassinated in his vehicle two days ago. The details we cannot get into at this time as initial investigations are still ongoing. Midnight City will be holding an emergency election in the coming months to determine a new mayor. Until then the municipality has elected me Interim Mayor for the time being, in order to carry on our leaders ideals of Democracy. I have accepted this position, but cannot comment on our plans going forward at this time. Thank you for time and all of your support these past couple of days.
× Maybe He'll Be There Soon. If Something Came Up, He WVould Likely Tell You ×
I'm beginning to really wish Cinco de Mayo didn't exist so we could have had the ball on May 5th like intended because every time I see a post with someone saying they didn't know there was a gala happening I think I lose a year off my life.
Ah, right. That seems a little short notice to find a garment, or even arrange any friends availa8ilities.
thoough the chef did call me a coountry bumpkin when all i said was hoowdy partner...i guess he dooesn't like coowbooys? #angelsnutritioonbloock
(◕ ᴥ ◕) grr.... guwhatever. fraimi not mad i gudont care
i hate fuschia bloooods i hate fuschia bloooods i hate gerald i hate hate hate HATE gerald
well uh...i woouldn't mind sleepin' oon the floooor if yoou doon't wanna share a bed
(◕ ᴥ ◕) at this guparty... guthese people are guweird...
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i gyess i guwill put on my list of guwhat is fraimi's type... the ability to cook.... gueheh... uehhh (╥ ᴥ ╥)
this is bUllshIt i hAtE #mAtesprItIslAnd
3833 < Puppy was so brave, but she's mad about her feet being messed with so much! >
...um so update I fell asleep anyway and had like three daymares in a row and now the world is all blurry.
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(°. g𖦹sh i'm already tired .°)
♤ [A video of... The forest? From the ground. Kismet can be heard calling out, but it's difficult to make out with the sounds of nature. Also as something seems to be covering the mic. Perhaps a leaf. It's hard to tell what's going on. Also. How did this get posted?] ♤
i appreciate all the loove im gettin' froom my pictures but shoould i be cooncerned aboout the cloownies that wanna maim me because oof it?
☆ I survived a saKrificial ritual I was gutted liKe a fish and stabbed by a shadow man from an ayahuasKa cult I floated down a blaKK river into an ancient struKture resembling SKeletor's lair I got monKey pox in the '90s and I was sent to an institution Where upon my arrival, I introduced myself as one of the new therapists I ended up worKing there for three to four months Before I lost my mediKal license and I ended up bacK on the streets I met with the shadow man once again but, this time His shroud was evaporated and he was glowing brilliantly liKe a white wizard He led me to an ancient tomb in the subway systems of New YorK City Where a celebrity Kabal was taKing place I then proceeded to steal Poseidon's trident from the Navy SEALs And they'll never get it bacK, nor their aKcess to heaven If I grow up and get my own phrase, I can walK through walls If I grow up and get my own phrase, I can walK through walls I'm gonna find an orb with God inside of it I'm gonna eat insects and amphibians just to slow down my immune system Slowly, slowly, slowing down ☆ #lyricposting
C.o°mpared t.o° myself f.o°r certainly
i'd kill too goo oon a zipline right noow good damn it
== it's... a little frightening... i keep getting jumpscared... ==
fuck. whAtevEr i'll be fInE.
if thErE's no zIplinE im fUckIn lEavIng. if thErE's a zIplinE im spEndIng all my tImE on it.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO IT'S... YOU'RE... GOOD ART, DUDE. :o) GOOD ART.
i signed up foor it as a jooke when i was drunk. i hate my drunk self and i wish i coould strangle him too death. but what can ya doo?
II hope so to. Such a bother spendiing so much on bras that just don"t work out. =:[
II have the same iissue as you do. Honestlly, II haven"t even bothered to even get a repllacement for the llast one that broke because they just don"t accommodate my siize.
haha yeah man it was really messy actually :)
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K--<you missed it there were 6 megidos on dash and they were all partying and suckin and fuckin
plenty oof peoople are disappoointed and cooncerned aboout me, oone moore oon the list doon't hurt
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i might dIE in hErE for rEAl and thats bAdAss #abotb
good thing i;m starvin
Gallop sadly Maplehoof doesnt know what she has left in life.
THIS IS ME AND MY BABY BOY BABY GOJIRA!! I AM SO HAPPY THAT I FOUND YOU IN THAT PIT GOJIRA!! I AM ALSO GLAD THAT I IGNORED THE MANY "DANGER" SIGNS NEXT TO SAID PIT!!! I AM A PROUD MOTHER!!! https://imgur.com/a/pX8IITe