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@terminatedRegalia
Former sovereign. Current complication. I have survived exile, assassination attempts, organized crime, and the company I presently keep. Do try not to make yourself my fifth inconvenience today.
I have never been more insulted in my life as to be directly compared to my dearly beloathed employer. Is it our mutual baldness?
Itโs the weird ass posting at your big age
Please, I have yet to post that.
You're posting ass???
No, dear.
Oh thank god. So anyway Hi what's your deal
I am the Snowman of the Felt. Number 8 of 15 original Felt Members, I maintain those other 14 members while the rest of the 'Felt' play dress up and engage in social events.
Oh this weekly opening shit must be annoooyying for you
Droll and sad.
A vague post at your big age.
It applies to the entire website.
At your big age
A small exercise. Choose one. A. or B. Don't think too hard about it. I have already made the necessary arrangements.
B
I'll respectfully disengage. Good luck.
Interesting. Fortunately, that was the correct answer. The alternative involved several members of the Felt paying you a visit. They ransacked the place, took whatever caught their eye, and left you in no condition to complain about it afterward. Aren't you lucky? You may continue with your day.
No offense. That wouldn't work. But whatever helps you sleep at night.
No offense. But you are woefully unaware of what the Felt are currently capable of.
No "offense" All of you are fucking idiots and toot your own horns too much but sure whatever.
How sad to be a relic of a forgotten time.
Uh huh see that. If you guys can go one day without fucking each other over or being like "ah you see this is how it goes cause insert time thing here" get back to me okay?
You seem terribly invested in whether we disappoint you. Keep watching, then.
If you are a part of the Felt on this website, and your name is not 'Roewzi Charms', 'Vesica Anelus', 'Anikah Cikuto', 'Kurloz Makara', 'Lujann', 'Damara Megido', 'Darlin Dearie', 'Roxy Lalonde', 'Caliborn', 'Doc Scratch', 'Karkat Vantas', or 'Serpaz Helilo'. You should message me. I have a plan. It has the blessings of the Felt.
Mercy. At this point you ought to have just named the individuals you WOULD like the message from.
I am only privy to who I am not interested in, Maid.
... That's an odd parameter, but ok.
??? Since when was a Roxy part of this fun club?
Long enough.
Broad blessings, Miss Eight. Good to see you making an impact.
Thank you, Crowbar. You are my number two. Cans will act as number three. As I find more of your ilk, we will take on more work. Sound fun?
Always does, ma'am. Did you need to, er, ring Fifteen in? My spare bell is in my office.
I should really get this little party back into shape. Without a feminine touch, the Felt really has diminished into virtually nothing.
It appears that I have chosen to make myself known during a particularly catastrophic time. I do not intend on attending the Felt conjugal visit, nor attend the subsequent 'week' of choice.
I don't believe most of us plan to. The "felt" of chittr by and large do not engage in much organized crime. It is a loose association of vagabonds entreated by one specific variant of our employer.
Criminals or not, most prospective attendees simply aren't worth robbing blind.
You lot have kept me waiting, haven't you? Apparently, one should be expected to introduce oneself. Very well. You may call me Snowman. Some of you already know who I am from that name alone. Those people should consider themselves fortunate enough to skip the usual mistakes. For the rest of you, I have some advice. There are people you threaten because you expect them to be frightened. Some you threaten hoping for them to fight back. Then there are people you don't threaten at all, because somewhere between drawing the weapon and congratulating yourself for having done so, you remember that consequences can be considerably larger than you could have ever handled. I look forward to meeting you.
I noticed. Still, itโs considerate of them to leave us so much room at the top.
No no I'm very much a Seer. I just also happen to be the Seer's cat! It's quite simple I'm sure you understand. You know you have a very similar manner of speaking to your Prospitian counterpart. Reading what you say gives me that same prickle in the back of my neck as I got when she guided me.
I would rather leave her out of this conversation as a whole. I am sure you understand.
Ah, of course. The ex.
Don't be ridiculous. She was my counterpart. That was quite enough intimacy for one lifetime.
You should run from this place when you still have the chance.
Oh? So you *were* intimate? :3 I jest, I jest. You'll have to forgive me, the two of you are very beautiful women who I met/became aware of at a very formative and repressed time in my life so naturally I projected all sorts of feelings onto each of you.
I see. Then I suppose I can forgive a certain amount of historical revisionism. However, you should try to keep your formative experiences from rewriting my own general existence.
FUCKING FINALLY.
Your enthusiasm is noted.