The Snowman
@terminatedRegalia
Former sovereign. Current complication. I have survived exile, assassination attempts, organized crime, and the company I presently keep. Do try not to make yourself my fifth inconvenience today.
It's taken long enough, but I might finally respect that little Knight after all.
Luck is frequently misunderstood as a gift bestowed upon the fortunate. It is closer to a debt, passed from hand to hand until someone realizes the table has been tilted against them. By then, naturally, the wager has already been made. Tell me, what exactly is your debt looking like these days, dolls?
B33 < lmeow ok hang on B33 < one of those is scratch one of those is english B33 < whos the third?
if luck is debt than im in due for fucking return by now hehehe... if its actual debt then that stuff is loooooooooong gone by now lol repiton has bigger issues at this point
After checking, lady and gentleman. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9dac80048033.png
Admittedly, it is the least offensive of the options he could have been.
At the very least good taste is marginally more common on here than in your typical timeline.
Gross.
i'd ask what but im sure i'm missing something obvious.
Darlings, there will never be a time where a pickup line is truly necessary. To believe that all it takes is a meager punchline to reel in a lover is akin to believing in your local government. It is just tragic.
:o) Finally some sense on the feed.
SUPER-DUPER TRUE!!! Very validating tx see this nxtixn shared!!! X)))
It is baffling at times to see the war species devolve so hastily into pickup artists.
Dear, if it comes from me, then it might as well be printed in gold and delivered via angels.
:o/ I assure you, this collection of romantic failures does not define us.
And I dxn't at all dxubt it Madame Snxwman!!! Yxu've gxt my vxte xf cxnfidence!!! Hehehe X)))
:o) I am currently quadranted to a one Mr. Captor, am in regular trysts with Miss Megido and, though I do not particularly enjoy flaunting, I do find myself meeting with others. :o) I am content with my current escapades. :o) And I believe that is what matters most, hm?
the thing that the losers that unironically use pick up lines miss is that all of the are intentionally TERRIBLE!!! theyre made to be funny not suave or charming nothings charming about any of them but they sure as shit can be funny if the person doin it has any funny bones in their body like literally any
What does a woman have to do to get an ashtray that isn't a novelty billiards themed platform or a troll? #Suggestive #ButNoReally #TheHandmaidKeepsIntercepting #MyCigarettes
I have never been more insulted in my life as to be directly compared to my dearly beloathed employer. Is it our mutual baldness?
Itโs the weird ass posting at your big age
I am the Snowman of the Felt. Number 8 of 15 original Felt Members, I maintain those other 14 members while the rest of the 'Felt' play dress up and engage in social events.
Droll and sad.
A small exercise. Choose one. A. or B. Don't think too hard about it. I have already made the necessary arrangements.
Interesting. Fortunately, that was the correct answer. The alternative involved several members of the Felt paying you a visit. They ransacked the place, took whatever caught their eye, and left you in no condition to complain about it afterward. Aren't you lucky? You may continue with your day.
No offense. But you are woefully unaware of what the Felt are currently capable of.
No "offense" All of you are fucking idiots and toot your own horns too much but sure whatever.
Uh huh see that. If you guys can go one day without fucking each other over or being like "ah you see this is how it goes cause insert time thing here" get back to me okay?
If you are a part of the Felt on this website, and your name is not 'Roewzi Charms', 'Vesica Anelus', 'Anikah Cikuto', 'Kurloz Makara', 'Lujann', 'Damara Megido', 'Darlin Dearie', 'Roxy Lalonde', 'Caliborn', 'Doc Scratch', 'Karkat Vantas', or 'Serpaz Helilo'. You should message me. I have a plan. It has the blessings of the Felt.
Mercy. At this point you ought to have just named the individuals you WOULD like the message from.
Thank you, Crowbar. You are my number two. Cans will act as number three. As I find more of your ilk, we will take on more work. Sound fun?
Always does, ma'am. Did you need to, er, ring Fifteen in? My spare bell is in my office.
I should really get this little party back into shape. Without a feminine touch, the Felt really has diminished into virtually nothing.
It appears that I have chosen to make myself known during a particularly catastrophic time. I do not intend on attending the Felt conjugal visit, nor attend the subsequent 'week' of choice.
I don't believe most of us plan to. The "felt" of chittr by and large do not engage in much organized crime. It is a loose association of vagabonds entreated by one specific variant of our employer.
Criminals or not, most prospective attendees simply aren't worth robbing blind.
You lot have kept me waiting, haven't you? Apparently, one should be expected to introduce oneself. Very well. You may call me Snowman. Some of you already know who I am from that name alone. Those people should consider themselves fortunate enough to skip the usual mistakes. For the rest of you, I have some advice. There are people you threaten because you expect them to be frightened. Some you threaten hoping for them to fight back. Then there are people you don't threaten at all, because somewhere between drawing the weapon and congratulating yourself for having done so, you remember that consequences can be considerably larger than you could have ever handled. I look forward to meeting you.
I noticed. Still, itโs considerate of them to leave us so much room at the top.
No no I'm very much a Seer. I just also happen to be the Seer's cat! It's quite simple I'm sure you understand. You know you have a very similar manner of speaking to your Prospitian counterpart. Reading what you say gives me that same prickle in the back of my neck as I got when she guided me.
I would rather leave her out of this conversation as a whole. I am sure you understand.
Don't be ridiculous. She was my counterpart. That was quite enough intimacy for one lifetime.
You should run from this place when you still have the chance.
Oh? So you *were* intimate? :3 I jest, I jest. You'll have to forgive me, the two of you are very beautiful women who I met/became aware of at a very formative and repressed time in my life so naturally I projected all sorts of feelings onto each of you.
I see. Then I suppose I can forgive a certain amount of historical revisionism. However, you should try to keep your formative experiences from rewriting my own general existence.
