Darlings, there will never be a time where a pickup line is truly necessary. To believe that all it takes is a meager punchline to reel in a lover is akin to believing in your local government. It is just tragic.
:o) Finally some sense on the feed.
SUPER-DUPER TRUE!!! Very validating tx see this nxtixn shared!!! X)))
It is baffling at times to see the war species devolve so hastily into pickup artists.
Dear, if it comes from me, then it might as well be printed in gold and delivered via angels.
:o/ I assure you, this collection of romantic failures does not define us.
And I dxn't at all dxubt it Madame Snxwman!!! Yxu've gxt my vxte xf cxnfidence!!! Hehehe X)))
Care to remind me of your successes, Prince? Mm, genuinely.
That is all I needed to hear, dear.
:o) I am currently quadranted to a one Mr. Captor, am in regular trysts with Miss Megido and, though I do not particularly enjoy flaunting, I do find myself meeting with others. :o) I am content with my current escapades. :o) And I believe that is what matters most, hm?
the thing that the losers that unironically use pick up lines miss is that all of the are intentionally TERRIBLE!!! theyre made to be funny not suave or charming nothings charming about any of them but they sure as shit can be funny if the person doin it has any funny bones in their body like literally any