GhxstWriter
@coherentIconoclast
He/Him - Xwner xf the GhxstWriter blxg and avid jxurnalist!!! Feel free tx reach xut if yxu have anything that I cxuld pxtentially repxrt abxut... I dxn't bite!!! :)))
Anxther Quick write up - Recent discxveries surrxunding Earth-bxrne spxxkies!!! Did yxu knxw... Earth-fxlk have actually had run-ins xf the third kind befxre??? Aliens!!! Real bxnafide Aliens!!! :000 I'll be dedicating a pxst tx each xf these, but txday, it's the Flatwxxds Mxnster!!! The Stxry gxes like this - xn the Earthen day xf Sept 12, 1952, twx Brxthers (human wxrd fxr hatchmates) and their friend spxtted a bright xbject streak acrxss the sky and land xn a lxcal farmer's prxperty... These bxys went hxme tx tell their Human Mammal mxther abxut it... The fxur xf them (and a few xthers) all gathered tx gx explxre the landing sight where they'd then spxt - get this - a hxxded txwering figure with red piercing eyes...!!! (Artist's depictixn included belxw) Apparently the grxup wxuld smell sxmething sickly ... And then repxrted nausea ... With the bxys' thrxats getting swxllen and faces having an xily film xver them ... Spxxky stuff!!! Beyxnd that the xnly prxxf we have are sxme tracks and rubbery junk left behind by the creature befxre it up and disappeared... But any further infxrmatixn is pretty hard tx cxme by!!! Nxw fxr the Sxzmet thexry cxrner... We knxw fxr sure this is real (The blxg I read said sx!!!) Sx what can we extrapxlate frxm this??? I think this was a classic case xf Drunk pilxting... An alien xff their rxcker crashes intx XWNED PRXPERTY and stumbled arxund... Xnly tx be spxtted??? That's VERY atypical!!! Mxst Aliens are super secretive!!! I think /that's/ why it deplxyed its xbvixus self defense mechanism (evil mist that smells bad and makes yxu sick) tx scare the humies xff!!! That's the xnly sensible explanatixn... Regardless... This critter clearly had a lxt xf influence xn Humies!!! If yxu gx back tx the crash site yxu can see plenty xf paraphernalia and txurist traps bearing the Flatwxxd Mxnster title!!! Very cute and charming!!! Thanks fxr yxur time!!! Next xne will be xn the creature dubbed the "Mxth Man" !!! !!! !!! https://media...tenxr...cxm/eCxR8TvJX7sAAAAM/flatwxxds-flatwxxds-mxnster...gif
I gxt fxllxwed by the yaxi fairy... A true hxnxur!!! I guess I shxuld put yaxi under my pillxw and wait tx get a caegar when I wake???
my most yaoiful 8lessing upon ye and also there will 8e a little treat under your pillow
Hurray!!! Tx think I finally gxt sxmething xut xf that dxujin I've been using as a cxaster... Hehehe!!! X)))
WHICH DOUJIN...
Uhmmm... Well... Let's See... It seems tx feature... Uhmmm... This xne guy... With this twirly red hair bang... And this xther guy with hat-hair... And there's an egg invxlved... Xh hey!!! Funny cxincidence!!! Egg again X)))
I will literally 8uy you proper coasters..please do not the doujin
Egg-pxsting... I hxpe it hatches!!! #lgbt #pride #bewhxyxuare #transrights #awesxmesauce #bxdacixusness !!!
GENTLEMAN TIP!!! As a general rule xf thumb... Try tx walk xn the curbside xf the sidewalk... Especially after a rainy day!!! That way if a puddle is splashed... Yxu'll take the majxrity xf the impact!!! Prxtecting the same that yxu may have at yxur side...!!!
Then the dame and I wxuld wear sxme funny vibrant rubber bxxts and gx stxmping in puddles!!!
Just the gentlemanly thing tx dx!!! Tx participate in a Lady's interests I mean X)))
Hellx friends!!! Txlight I ate a brick xf bread!!!
Well the ideal is less than 5% but we'll take what we can get, but nice
1 4T3 4 BR1CK >:]
That was last mxnth... Nxt the mxst appetizing admittedly!!! These teeth are fxr serrating nxt crushing!!! X)))
A brick indeed Mr Macina Sir!!! That's the best way I cxuld describe it!!! Txx cxmpact tx be a lxaf... Txx lxng tx be a slice!!! :DDD
I'm a scavenger!!! Sx... Fxund!!! X))) Definitely nxt xptimal... But bread is awful filling!!! Definitely gxxd enxugh tx keep me running fxr the next few hxurs!!! :DDD
📺 Well, I h𐌏pe it was at least packaged. I h𐌏pe y𐌏u can find m𐌏re f𐌏𐌏d, t𐌏𐌏.
That's always the hxpe!!! Just a matter xf trying every night... Awful kind xf yxu either way Sir!!! The mark xf a prxper Gentleman!!! :DDD
I like tx swirl a glass xf hard cider at a bar while lxxkin all glxxmy and detective-like... Unfxrtunately I have all the glxxm xf a silly little squirrel!!! XDDD #substance
Ƹ 🌂 > This is quite true. You seem just as DESTRUCTIBLE as one. Ʒ
Prxbably... I hear I'm equivalently hard tx catch thxugh!!! X)))
Xk!!! Sx!!! Abxut what I ate... Nxt real fxxd!!! But is txy!!!
Hi friends!!! Txday I ate what I presume is fxxd???
Everyxne shxuld watch Singin' in the Rain at least xnce I think !!!
agreed watched it at #abcc
Darlings, there will never be a time where a pickup line is truly necessary. To believe that all it takes is a meager punchline to reel in a lover is akin to believing in your local government. It is just tragic.
:o) Finally some sense on the feed.
SUPER-DUPER TRUE!!! Very validating tx see this nxtixn shared!!! X)))
It is baffling at times to see the war species devolve so hastily into pickup artists.
Dear, if it comes from me, then it might as well be printed in gold and delivered via angels.
:o/ I assure you, this collection of romantic failures does not define us.
And I dxn't at all dxubt it Madame Snxwman!!! Yxu've gxt my vxte xf cxnfidence!!! Hehehe X)))
Care to remind me of your successes, Prince? Mm, genuinely.
That is all I needed to hear, dear.
:o) I am currently quadranted to a one Mr. Captor, am in regular trysts with Miss Megido and, though I do not particularly enjoy flaunting, I do find myself meeting with others. :o) I am content with my current escapades. :o) And I believe that is what matters most, hm?
the thing that the losers that unironically use pick up lines miss is that all of the are intentionally TERRIBLE!!! theyre made to be funny not suave or charming nothings charming about any of them but they sure as shit can be funny if the person doin it has any funny bones in their body like literally any
Gxlly... I suppxse it's that perverse sxrt xf time... Well... I might as well!!! X))) Uhmmm... I lxve cxvering the cxst xf a lady's drink withxut even being txld tx... I absxlutely adxre the thxught xf prxviding my blazer as a cxver frxm the rain sx said dame wxuldn't have tx fear sullying their attire...!!! Gxlly...!!! Such imprxpriety... I shxuld really still my beating pusher... #hxrnypxsting #yearning #nsfw
Xhhh hardly... Wxrds xnly dx sx much Ms Bessxm... It wxuld really be gentlemanly xf me tx actually see the acts thrxugh... Which I try tx dx!!! Just a little skittish sxmetimes X)))
I can relate t' th' skittish part... But y'r pusher's in th' right place <3
Gxsh... Thanks... Hehehe...!!! Maybe I shxuld dx mxre pxsts like these after all!!! Even if that thxught is a bit xf a selfish xne... X)))
Well!!! I dunnx... Dxesn't everyxne wanna dx right by xthers??? :)))
Sx... Nxthing special abxut me wanting the same thing anyxne else wxuld want!!! :))) Nxt tx try and dxwnplay yxur cxmpliments xf cxurse... I'm very very very hxnxured Ms Bessxm!!! :DDD
And I'm glad I gxt the xppxrtunity tx make yxur acquaintance prxper!!! :]]]
ghxstWriter Tip: Dxn't drink frxm puddles
Dandy tip: If yxu want tx chew cigarettes tx lxxk cxxl but dxn't want tx get a new addictixn... Try candy cigs!!! They aren't very cxnvincing but it's better than nxthing!!! :DDD
Candy cigarettes are the participation trophy of nicotine. Huff rat tar the way the Cold War intended. #substance
Well... See... I wxuld... But I'm nxt in a cxld war!!! X))) I really dx appreciate yxur insistence xn uphxlding traditixn... But as sxmexne whx's always xn the run it's integral that I have the airways necessary tx breathe as efficiently as pxssible!!! Nxt lxxking tx handicap myself fxr style pxints... Hehehe
Xkay sx tx elabxrate further xn the cheese blxck pxst I alsx didn't have a blxck xf cheese tx eat... I mean I ate like a tiny cheese circle cxvered in wax!!!
Anxther newbie gentleman tip: If yxu lxxk fxr gentleman tips because yxu want sxmething xut xf pexple (especially dames) then STXP READING GENTLEMAN TIPS!!! The xnly thing yxu shxuld want xut xf pexple as a gent is fxr them tx have their mxxd imprxved by yxur gentlemanly pursuits... Anything else is imprxpriety!!! >:0000
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ WH୨T ୨ WISE THOUGHT!!!! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ SH୨MEFUL ୨S IT IS THERE ୨RE ୨ LOT OF INCUBI ୨MONGST US.... WHERE DID ୨LL THE PROPER GENTLEKNIGHTS GO???? ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
I dxn't think there were ever many xn Alternia... Which just means I have tx wxrk thrice as hard tx pick up the slack!!! >:)))
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ YOU ୨LW୨YS H୨VE MY SUPPORT! GOOD M୨NNERS ୨RE ୨ MUST-H୨VE! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Tx Newbie Gentleman: Remember that gentlemanly etiquette is nxt limited tx yxur immediate quads!!! Lxcal dames damsels AND dears deserve the utmxst xf respect at all times!!! That's what it means tx be a gent!!! (It's a simple mistake... But I see it very frequently!!!)
Hellx friends!!! I wxuld like tx say that the last pxst was a jxke... I did eat a big blxck xf cheese but I am nxt /shaped/ like a big blxck xf cheese!!! Hxpe this helps!!!
Hellx Chittr!!! I ate a big blxck xf cheese!!! I am nxw shaped like a big blxck xf cheese!!! Like the funny rat frxm the cartxxn!!!
GUYS... ... ... GHXST PRINCESS... ... ... I KNXW I said I'd dx my mxthman blxgpxst sxxn but it HAS tx be put xn held...!!! This is very impxrtant and alsx cxxl...
...the mothman writing. will you tag me in it.
Yessiree!!! :DDD If yxu want a hint xf my xther wxrk I alsx did a blxgpxst xn the human "Flatwxxds Mxnster" sighting!!! Really interesting read!!! :DDD
Gxxd day!!! I had a big breakfast!!! :DDD A breakfast xf nxtable size!!! :DDD (twx egg and a thin wavy slice xf fatty meat) !!!
Eat big fxxd!!! Eat big fxxd bigly!!!