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=oXO does that mean the planets around it are its only friends¿ =oXO
I caNN't believe you're makiNNg uNNtrue claims oNN social media. You ARE evil
X Shoot them and tell them the blood staining their clothes is tacky #violence x
(^･ω･^) < I WISH TO OBLITORATE SOMEONE!!! #NSFW
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Humanity is a failed (FAILED) species. They have only summoned f-f-forth a single thing of beauty-of beauty. Their only purpose is as their only purpose is as canvases. As BLANK SLATES. For a greater b-b-being to recreate into perfection. For ME to r-r-r-ecreate.
Celebrate your celebrate your celebrate yourcelebrateyour Celebrate your inebriations (INEBRIATIONS), insects. Weaken your minds. For they are pitiful (FOR THEY ARE PITIFUL) to begin with. Allow your goddess to think for you. #substances
aww, the blueblood traitor broke almost instantly! i didnt even get my snack!!! oh well. at least we have a lot of names now!! we sent some imperial spies to go infiltrate the org and get even more and maybe blow up their hq!!! :D #gore
...i merely...cleaned up...after my siblings...
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My fellow Alternians, It's been brought to my attention that a select few members of this proud site have claimed to see it that I, the Illustrious GWB, Never return to the Presidental Office Bunker. I only have two words for them. The Free Market. Using my funds, and a generous amount of the Taxpayer Dollar, i've purchased a twin set of M60's that I plan to hold in each hand and fire, Some say Haphazardly, into the Bunker. Please bow your head in Prayer to the clown gods that my precious Soda Dispenser button will not be harmed in this attempt. -The Office of Soon-to-be-again President GWB.
Oooh, girl... they're sayin I gavve the Sufferer the idea to turn wwater into slime (It's true, girl) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
i zap her buns until she feels strongly about the girl dinner iwve got ready for her #nsfwv
fuckin loathsome vvindictivve gutterblood trash like it wwasnt bad enough that i wwas jingle janglin miserably wwhen that deranged cueball spawwned this jester suit and forced me to put it on through a series a peer pressure slash torture then shes got the NERVVE to toss me ovver her shoulder and turn me into fuckin ash on the wwind it wwas badass and im FRANKLY fuckin sore shes got a pitch already
iif dreamiing iis your power what are you wiithout iit #socrates
Yes! Ple@se be very c@lm r@ti0n@l @nd s@fe @b0ůt this inf0rm@ti0n.~
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, #rankworks, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
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Why would I ask that? All we simply want is for you to help us spread cheer. :)
helll♡♡♡ all my gl♡r1♡us and w♡nderful lesser be1ngs!!! <3 c♡me and re˅el 1n my p♡wer and gl♡ry and talk ab♡ut h♡w awes♡me 1 am!!! owo
0h b@by, th@t w@s the f@kest p@rt @b0ůt the 0ld Brit@in. This 0dd ide@ th@t l@dies @re helpless d@msels @nd men @re g@ll@nt. I intent t0 inverse this, @nd implement it @s it sh0ůld be, where w0men @re gener@lly seen @s the d0min@nt gender. B0yt0ys, th@t’s wh@t y0ů @re. 0r @t le@st s0mething y0ů sh0ůld @spire t0 be. I w0ůld tre@t @nd c0ůrt y0ů well b@by, d@nces @nd b@lls @nd heiresses f0r 0ůr empire. Well 0f c0ůrse need y0ůr perspectives in c0ůrt t00, b0ys @re pe0ple living ůnder me @nd b0ys wh0 impress me @nd w0rk h@rd will in tůrn e@rn themselves p0siti0ns 0f p0wer. They @re n0t lesser in @ny w@y @nd I me@nt n0 disrespect t0 y0ů, I jůst think th@t gender r0les @nd resp0nsibilities @re @nd will @lw@ys be imp0rt@nt.~
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At least clown scripture is interesting
=@:Pfft, maybe !n y0ur t!mel!ne, but me? !'m real a2 fuQk! Plu2, !'m half hedgebea2t half tr0ll. But !t'2 ea2!er t0 Qall me a Qu!lled hedgebea2t and be d0ne w!th !t.
Don'd ead crayfish widh dhe lamesd, Come ged Shramp widh a Champ. (;
i got all t♡e time to pro♧ra♤tinate in t♡e univer♤e my guy.
eelmao if only it reely worked lake that