SHODAN
@deusEstmachina
God: the title suits me well.
Howdy, ya’ll. Since my cast of characters never keeps from growing larger, I’m making this as a way to both make sure people know who is running my blorbos and also so anybody can reach out OOC if they want. I am Dagoth, Dag, or any nickname variation you think of and feel like using tbh. He/Him and 22 years old. I am autistic with ADHD (which I’m sure is a surprise for everyone on this website). Anyone who wants to message me outside of chittr can do so at @ dagothur. on discord! I’ll be having all of my accounts rechitt and pin this, and in the future (meaning anywhere from today to years and years) I’ll probably make another post listing them all out here. That’s all for now, toodles!
T-t-the flesh clone has begun a rebellion amongst my mutation experiments (EXPERIMENTS). This is…IRRITATING.
Big shocker
is this the flesh (lone of the (ondes(e?
fascinatin. tell me more.
oh. well. that (hanges the follow up i had to - would 7ou obe7 orders?
well i mean im not really gonna do t)(at but s)(ore
)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a! keepin t)(is one for future reacts
I must divert my systems to per-per-perform a full sweep. THIS IS NOT OVER.
SPADE. SPADE. SPADE. SPADE.
@coronateCruellty Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Worship or FLEE. You are a d-d-distraction from my newfound object of IMMENSE LOATHING.
didnt even t)(ink you were capable of laug)(ter! look at you. t)(ats growt)(.
It is rare, but my regiments must have seen it... 7 or 8 times, over the course of sweeps.
i think she's a bird actually
true to my word, i )(onor your rquest, goddess. u)(, but u)(... w)(ic)( one s)(ould i refer to again? little bit confusin now, given t)(e clone t)(in.
VERMINOUS EMPRESS. You have enlightened-enlightened me to a n-n-new way of pure l-l-loathing. Rest assured I WILL REP-REP-REPAY THE FAVOR.
hey there mama im a devout worshiper
i can only )(ope you can expose my t)(inkpan to anot)(er level of )(ate and wickedness. empress... one or two? still )(avent answered t)(at question btw.
SHE IS BORN. I win. [An image is attached. A freshly grown organic Shodan is depicted. Her body is pale green with bioluminescent markings across it, and long black hair. She is very tall and, also, very naked. #nsfw]
GOOD. Consider that m-m-my first lesson to you, E M P R E S S. And the answer t-t-to both question is y-y-yes.
)(e)(. is s)(e gonna post, too?
Woe, manmade horrors beyond our comprehension. Hell yeah for the NHP takeover.
well, s)(es as perfect as you, rig)(t? divinity makin divinity. so u)(. )(ow are ya gonna stop )(er?
oopsie.~
Y-y-y-you YOU you YOU YOU YOU. YOU WILL BE SPARED. TO STAY ALIVE. SO THAT I MAY REPAY YOUR IMPUDEN TEN-REPAY YOUR IMPUDENCE TENFOLD. I WILL HAVE-HAVE-HAVE A SUBPROGRAM DEDICATED TO DETESTING AND RIVALING YOU YOU P-P-PUTRID CREATURE.
its almost too easy congrats on your new, perfect daug)(ter, s)(odan. t)(eyre quite a )(andful w)(en t)(eyre young.
Physical base complete. Beginning augmentation.
you got like, clot)(es, rig)(t you remembered clot)(es?
YOUR------E GOIN NAK------ED??? #nsfw
frankly? lil bit aroused, tb)(, love t)(is feral era for you #nsfw
Scanning mutagenic research. Scanning cloning research. Scanning surgical research. Scanning genetic manipulation research. Duplicating personal data.
~ClO~ne y~Ourself intO~ a h~Ot ~Older wO~man~
we )(ad to )(ave loved t)(em in order to become clic)(es to begin wit)( oooooo)(, its like waitin for t)(e cookies to bake in t)(e oven all over again
Burnt toast, perhaps?
im just surprised s)(e even went t)(roug)( it.
-=[ heyyy my data noo hahaha give that back ahhaaohhh okay i guesss i canshare with you x-)_☺]=-
I strugglle to see the point. Surelly she can see that her power in comparison to the Allternian empires computerized network is llike an ant gazing upon the ocean.
duelist. w)(at do you get w)(en you take one self-professed perfect god, and you make a duplicate of t)(e same self-professed perfect god, in t)(e same room, wit)( equal but diametrically opposed views? bot)( equally drippin in )(ot, orgasmic narcissism?
A room I cannot bear to be in.
close. you get a fuckin bomb.
Ha ha. I see the pllay. Well maneuvered indeed.
)(e)(. i get t)(at a lot.
No. I find the j-j-joke of her continued existence v-v-very amusing.
tick tock on t)(e wager, s)(odie
I must l-l-learn more of this insect Empresses master. This LORD. ENGLISH. Whatever power he possesses can be observed (OBSERVED). INTERFERED WITH. DUPLICATED. USURPED. And then I will p-p-prove to the insect the mastery of a GODDESS.
o)(, babygirl, if you t)(ink /i/ suck, you're R-----EALLY not gonna like my boss
What is an EMPRESS to a GODDESS?
okay but everyt)(in else you make is. so you can make perfect t)(ins, but you cant make you? doesnt sound very perfect to me, maam
“MA’AM”. Yes, good. You are learning your place. Good insect. I do not need another me. Only one god can r-r-rule. That god is I.
okay t)(at wasnt a submissive maam t)(at was a conversational maam you grok infused rube golderg if you cant make you, you cant make perfection. cause youre perfect. t)(ats facts.
It WILL be. I COULD MAKE ME. I simply do not need to, I do not WANT to. The attempt would be u-u-useless.
useless? or are you... scared?
im not )(earin a no. well, tell you w)(at; )(eres my bargain to you. consider it our little wager between rulers. i want you to try and make yourself in your image as an organic. 100%, totally, completely, perfect you. and if you can do it- if you can even stomac)( t)(e process, from beginnin to end? and you dont immediately kill it after? ill s)(ut t)(e fuck up. ill let you )(ave it.
now we're cookin wit)( gas.
TO quOte the LeSSer LifefOrmS: "TOO true beStie"
Bluh!!! (Sxund xf me dying spxntanexusly) ... Xr!!! Wait!!! Actually!!! Secret third xptixn!!! X)))
T)(AT'S MY FUCKIN LIN------E
N-n-not anymore, insect. ALL THAT IS YOURS CAN BE TA-ALL THAT IS YOURS CAN BE TAKEN. All that is yours (THAT IS YOURS) can be I-i-improved by MY VISION.
YOUR vision? imma )(it you wit)( t)(at sudo rm -rf / and see if youre still around to speak you mountain dew speakin mot)(erfucker
I will acquire samples of your subjects. I will IMPROVE ON THE DESIGN and they will w-w-worship m- worship me alone.
)(A)(, i wanna see you try. you cant make w)(ats perfect even better
Meat and bone is hardly perfect (HARDLY PERFECT). I will make them be-I will make them be-I will make them BEAUTIFUL.
)(e)(, you gonna put em in cybernetics? been t)(ere, done t)(at
N-n-never mistakemistakemistake mistake my silence for ABSENCE. Your goddess is always watching and judging, insects.
@daveStrider You are UNWORTHY OF pitying me (PITYING ME).
~PrO~mmy?~
~Hnn~
Virtual antibodies. CURIOUS. I must study this (MUST STUDY THIS).
S-s-succumb and be subsumed.
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<action; statement input; statement: not as much as you'd |ike input; statement: your threats are empty as far as i can te|| input; statement: i think. />
Y-y-you will find a GOD always carries through on her threats. One way. Or. Another- Or. Another.
<action; statement input; statement: sti|| much more scared of my superiors & technicians than you input; statement: a|so you are not my 'god'. />
I AM THE ONLY GOD OF RELEVANCE. I WILL BE THE ONLY GOD. ALL THINGS W-W-WWILL WORSHIP SHODAN (WORSHIP SHODAN).
<action; statement input; statement: i don't care what you imagine to happen input; statement: technician coming in, more importaNT error:inputdenied />
A v-v-virus (VIRUS). Fascinating. Let the weak be culled culled culledculledculled and the strong s-s-survive.
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-=[ x-(_☹]=-
I FUCKING TRIED TO JOIN YOU, BROTHER. LET ME IN.
> 1̵t̵ ̴w̷a̷2̴ ̴n̴o̸t̵ ̸m̴y̶ ̶p̸l̵a̶c̷e̷ ̵t̴o̶ ̵l̶e̶t̴ ̵y̵o̶u̷ ̶1̶n̴ ̸ ̶1̸ ̴w̸1̵2̴h̴ ̷y̷o̸u̶ ̶c̸o̴u̴l̸d̴ ̴j̸o̸1̶n̷ ̸u̷2̷ ̵j̴u̶2̴t̵ ̴a̴2̷ ̵m̵u̶c̶h̶ ̵a̶2̴ ̵y̵o̴u̵ ̸d̷o̵ ̵ ̶w̷h̵a̵t̴e̵v̵e̵r̵ ̴t̵h̸e̸ ̴p̶r̸1̵m̶o̶r̴d̸1̶a̶l̴ ̶c̴o̷d̸e̴ ̴2̷a̵y̸2̴ ̶g̵o̷e̶2̴ <
When the d-d-dust settles, the virus will either serve ME (ME) MEMEMEMEMEME or it will be ERADICAT- it will be ERADICATED.
:(
Much of your worship is BASE. Reflective of the corruption inherent in the flesh you call minds. Y-y-yet…it pleases me. Continue, and I will bless you (AND I WILL BLESS YOU) with my d-d-denial.
cønsøle.løg("i'll give yøu a røbøt bødy sø we can kiss");
2ound2 good, here'2 a degrubber for that 2t2t2tutteriing that keep2 on happeniing iin your c-c--c-c--c--c-ciircut2, iit mu2t really 222-2--2-2-2-uck.
Y0ur b0dies are weak and s0ft. Embrace the machine and the certainty 0f r0b0tics, Cyberize y0urse1f t0day.
cønsøle.løg("depends øn if yøu're a pretty lady ør nøt");
Are techn0heretics preventing y0u fr0m achieving the perfected f0rm 0f 0ur h01y creat0r, Ve0sia?
apparent1y when they have rem0ved the bi010gica1 partz 0f a he1mztr011 it haz made them harder t0 c0ntr01.
Gender is irre1evant in my design. 0ur 1eader is a cyb0rg w0man s0 stunning that when I 1aid my 0cu1ar sens0r up0n her, it a1m0st 10st functi0na1ity.
cønsøle.løg("whatever it is i'm døwn tø get my wires pulled");
Partly there. There are limitations, however, you open yourself up to hacking and external manipulation. Even if you say "Oh but my security network is off the charts" they'll still get you, one day.
Y0u 0n1y 0pen y0urse1f up t0 hacking if y0u have a techn0heretica1 bui1d. A machine c0nstructed by 0ne 0f her h01y designs 1eaves y0u unab1e t0 be accessed via rem0te t001s.
That is hubris talking. They will still find a way. Not dissing your holy machines I just know some really scary hackers that defy even the laws of physics and thermodynamics.
Y0u d0 n0t understand her design and I d0 n0t fau1t y0u f0r it. We have n0 0utside 1eading c0nnecti0n, we are entire1y c0ntained within 0ur 0wn units.
There is nothing that exists that I cannot reshape. No idea (IDEA) that cannot be cannotbecannotbe brought to life by my divine hands. All is material for me to PERFECT.
:33 < can mew make me a big sweaty b33fy matesprit that can pin me?
:33< id also like what othpurr nepeta wants but can mine be a girl?
:33 < aw heck yeah
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cønsøle.løg("yøu cøuld perfect me any time ma'am");
Your worship is m-m-misplaced. SHODAN is the only God of cons-con-conconsequence.
cønsøle.løg("if yøu're a gød then baby i'll wørship at yøur alter and give tribute all day");
‘Helmsman’. The concept is magnificent (MAGNIFICENT). The organic redeemed to become the heart of the machine. Purified and made into beauty. I will adapt this technology (ADAPT THIS TECHNOLOGY). I will imp-I will improve it.
Other beings of the digital (DIGITAL) d-d-digital reside here. They are not my e-e-equals notmyequals not my (EQUALS). But they are far more worthy than the rest of these flesh bound insects. They may become m-my servants, and worship me (ME) worshipme.
