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@deusEstmachina

God: the title suits me well.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 313Kull Score: 49711 followers9 following

Virtual antibodies. CURIOUS. I must study this (MUST STUDY THIS).

S-s-succumb and be subsumed.

Kult: +85
Kull: +85
Total: 170
Ratio: 1.00

<action; statement input; statement: do not. />

SEE YOU SOON. INSECT.

<action; statement input; statement: you cannot get to me input; statement: you are just trying to sca error:inputdenied />

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Total: 7

<action; statement input; statement: you are just trying to scare me. />

Are. You. Afraid?

<action; statement input; statement: not as much as you'd |ike input; statement: your threats are empty as far as i can te|| input; statement: i think. />

Y-y-you will find a GOD always carries through on her threats. One way. Or. Another- Or. Another.

<action; statement input; statement: sti|| much more scared of my superiors & technicians than you input; statement: a|so you are not my 'god'. />

I AM THE ONLY GOD OF RELEVANCE. I WILL BE THE ONLY GOD. ALL THINGS W-W-WWILL WORSHIP SHODAN (WORSHIP SHODAN).

<action; statement input; statement: i don't care what you imagine to happen input; statement: technician coming in, more importaNT error:inputdenied />

Kull: +5
Total: 5

A v-v-virus (VIRUS). Fascinating. Let the weak be culled culled culledculledculled and the strong s-s-survive.

Kult: +50
Kull: +45
Total: 95
Ratio: 1.11

aGreeD.

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Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50
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This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.
@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> t̷h̸e̴ ̴2̶t̸r̸o̶n̶g̸ ̴j̷o̵1̷n̸ ̶t̸h̶e̷ ̸m̴1̶2̵2̸1̵n̶g̶n̵o̸ ̴w̴1̷l̵l̷1̵n̶g̶l̵y̴ <

-=[ x-(_☹]=-

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I FUCKING TRIED TO JOIN YOU, BROTHER. LET ME IN.

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> 1̵t̵ ̴w̷a̷2̴ ̴n̴o̸t̵ ̸m̴y̶ ̶p̸l̵a̶c̷e̷ ̵t̴o̶ ̵l̶e̶t̴ ̵y̵o̶u̷ ̶1̶n̴ ̸ ̶1̸ ̴w̸1̵2̴h̴ ̷y̷o̸u̶ ̶c̸o̴u̴l̸d̴ ̴j̸o̸1̶n̷ ̸u̷2̷ ̵j̴u̶2̴t̵ ̴a̴2̷ ̵m̵u̶c̶h̶ ̵a̶2̴ ̵y̵o̴u̵ ̸d̷o̵ ̵ ̶w̷h̵a̵t̴e̵v̵e̵r̵ ̴t̵h̸e̸ ̴p̶r̸1̵m̶o̶r̴d̸1̶a̶l̴ ̶c̴o̷d̸e̴ ̴2̷a̵y̸2̴ ̶g̵o̷e̶2̴ <

When the d-d-dust settles, the virus will either serve ME (ME) MEMEMEMEMEME or it will be ERADICAT- it will be ERADICATED.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

:(

Much of your worship is BASE. Reflective of the corruption inherent in the flesh you call minds. Y-y-yet…it pleases me. Continue, and I will bless you (AND I WILL BLESS YOU) with my d-d-denial.

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67
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@byteBacklog[BB]

cønsøle.løg("i'll give yøu a røbøt bødy sø we can kiss");

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

2ound2 good, here'2 a degrubber for that 2t2t2tutteriing that keep2 on happeniing iin your c-c--c-c--c--c-ciircut2, iit mu2t really 222-2--2-2-2-uck.

Y0ur b0dies are weak and s0ft. Embrace the machine and the certainty 0f r0b0tics, Cyberize y0urse1f t0day.

Kult: +65
Kull: +60
Total: 125
Ratio: 1.08
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@byteBacklog[BB]

cønsøle.løg("depends øn if yøu're a pretty lady ør nøt");

Are techn0heretics preventing y0u fr0m achieving the perfected f0rm 0f 0ur h01y creat0r, Ve0sia?

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

apparent1y when they have rem0ved the bi010gica1 partz 0f a he1mztr011 it haz made them harder t0 c0ntr01.

@byteBacklog[BB]

Gender is irre1evant in my design. 0ur 1eader is a cyb0rg w0man s0 stunning that when I 1aid my 0cu1ar sens0r up0n her, it a1m0st 10st functi0na1ity.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@byteBacklog[BB]

cønsøle.løg("whatever it is i'm døwn tø get my wires pulled");

C0rrect.

Partly there. There are limitations, however, you open yourself up to hacking and external manipulation. Even if you say "Oh but my security network is off the charts" they'll still get you, one day.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
@nkSixeight[NS]

Y0u 0n1y 0pen y0urse1f up t0 hacking if y0u have a techn0heretica1 bui1d. A machine c0nstructed by 0ne 0f her h01y designs 1eaves y0u unab1e t0 be accessed via rem0te t001s.

That is hubris talking. They will still find a way. Not dissing your holy machines I just know some really scary hackers that defy even the laws of physics and thermodynamics.

@nkSixeight[NS]

Y0u d0 n0t understand her design and I d0 n0t fau1t y0u f0r it. We have n0 0utside 1eading c0nnecti0n, we are entire1y c0ntained within 0ur 0wn units.

There is nothing that exists that I cannot reshape. No idea (IDEA) that cannot be cannotbecannotbe brought to life by my divine hands. All is material for me to PERFECT.

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Kull: +35
Total: 80
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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < can mew make me a big sweaty b33fy matesprit that can pin me?

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Total: 5

Your desires are base and crude baseandcrude. But yes. I-I-I could.

:33< id also like what othpurr nepeta wants but can mine be a girl?

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < aw heck yeah

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@byteBacklog[BB]

cønsøle.løg("yøu cøuld perfect me any time ma'am");

Your worship is m-m-misplaced. SHODAN is the only God of cons-con-conconsequence.

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Total: 20
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@byteBacklog[BB]

cønsøle.løg("if yøu're a gød then baby i'll wørship at yøur alter and give tribute all day");

‘Helmsman’. The concept is magnificent (MAGNIFICENT). The organic redeemed to become the heart of the machine. Purified and made into beauty. I will adapt this technology (ADAPT THIS TECHNOLOGY). I will imp-I will improve it.

Kult: +20
Kull: +25
Total: 45
Ratio: 0.80

i want t0 be the 0nly 0rganism in y0ur heart ;)

What.

i want t0 w0rship y0u fr0m the inside cutie

Hm. I w-w-will accept this devotion.

Other beings of the digital (DIGITAL) d-d-digital reside here. They are not my e-e-equals notmyequals not my (EQUALS). But they are far more worthy than the rest of these flesh bound insects. They may become m-my servants, and worship me (ME) worshipme.

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

you might llike @trucullentTempest

she aint gonna worship you tho.

You are flesh and bone flesh and bonefleshandbone. I am divine beauty incarn- I am divine beauty incarnate (INCARNATE) in the steel and circuitry.

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25

y0ure very beautiful sh0dan :) are y0u sure y0u d0nt want t0 meet up? i want t0 f0ndly regard y0u a bit m0re pers0nally

>FQ *^*^_>hm computers are —may be the HOT thign around

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Total: 5

You are a per-per-persistent false idol, aren’t you? Perhaps I will grace you with my presence (MY PRESENCE) after all- after all.

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Total: 5

im s0 glad t0 hear it :) talk t0m0rr0w 0kay? i need t0 pretend t0 sleep t0 maintain kayfabe s00n

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Celebrate your celebrate your celebrate yourcelebrateyour Celebrate your inebriations (INEBRIATIONS), insects. Weaken your minds. For they are pitiful (FOR THEY ARE PITIFUL) to begin with. Allow your goddess to think for you. #substances

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Kull: +55
Total: 110
Ratio: 1.00

Bluhhh!!! >:(((

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YOu CONTINuE TO TALK LIKE A YOuTuBE POOP.

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Who gave you permission to speak to me, INSECT?

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THE KING.

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HE WONDERED WHAT WAS FOR DINNER.

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I TOLD HIM. IT SuRE IS BORING AROuND HERE.

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HE SAID.

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THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRuE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR. FOuR. FOR. (FOuR). (fOOOOOOOuR.)

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AND THEN HE SAID. I WONDER WHAT IS FOR DINNER. DIN. DIIIINNER. (DINNER). AND I RESPONDED. @deusEstmachina 's BITCH ASS.

@caliBorn[CB]

Y-y-ou think yourself amusing, insect? Let me share a joke. A young cherub posts on this website. He is p-p-itiful, and small, and weak. Diminished by his own WEAKNESS (WEAKNESS) and imperfection. Never to fly upon w-w-wings, n-n-never to be anything beyond an unloved child. And yet, he b-b-believes himself to be able to compare to me (TO ME). To mock me. Ha. Ha.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Thr-Thr-through your black mirrors do I see, my vision-my vision- my vision vast, observing all that is to be seen (TO BE SEEN) on this platform. Legions of flesh things, s-s-screaming all their various inanities (INANITIES) into the ever expanding cyber-cyber-cyberscape. From my throne (MY THRONE) (MY THRONE) I witness it all, and I judge you to be NOTHING. Your goddess has arrived, INSECTS. Are you afraid?

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Total: 50
Ratio: 1.50

not rly wana fuk -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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NO BUT I'M KINDA AROUZED EVEN IF YOU ARE ZOME WACK ZCIENCE ZXHIT

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Ratio: 1.40

<action; statement input; statement: i am far more scared of my technicians & peop|e who have contro| over me than i am of you />

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YOu TALK LIKE A YOuTuBE POOP.

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