Retria Inosta
@byteBacklog
console.log("musician and mechanic"); console.log("always tired"); console.log("she/it"); console.log("ignøre the zipper");
console.log("//everyøne please enjøy my løser ass limebløød"); console.log("//she uses tøølbøxkind sø her weapøns are a pipe wrench and a nail gun as her weapøns"); console.log("https://file.garden/acvcrw-lgd3føfzc/retria_ligmaa-1.png");
console.log("støp fuckin callin me retria ligma it's nøt ever 6 letters");
l⚘gma ⚘s actually a very prest⚘g⚘ous t⚘tle you should probably apprec⚘ate ⚘t
console.log("respectfully gø fuck yøurself ør i'm attachin a røbøtic leg tø yøur førehead");
console.log("i hate it and it sucks");
console.log("høw"); console.log("what");
console.log("it's stupid");
console.log("eh");
console.log("tell me why i'm listenin tø asmr tø gø tø sleep ønly tø be jumpscared with hørn tappin"); console.log("if it's suppøsed tø be #nsfw tag it");
it feels really weird to haVe ..any sort of... contact on my h..orn because of its unfortunate.. placement inside our ear the Vibrations from any sort o..f impact are jarring (＠＠;)
console.log("huh"); console.log("i didn't think abøut that");
its the little things like tha..t that slip your mind.. it cer..tainly slipped ours
console.log("it makes sense løgically "); console.log("i'd be shøcked if yøu cøuld even hear øut øf that ear"); console.log("maybe i cøuld replace it with a prøsthetic"); console.log("that hørn is prøbably fully bløckin øff yøur ear canal");
it is a liiittle harder to hea..r out of that ear / but its not.. completely coVered its mostly the hair at the bas..e that does a bit of muffling
console.log("im shøcked it døesn't bløck anythin internal");
we dont quite know fully the e..xtend of our misfortune we know for sure our stomach i..s definitely not Very adjusted... normal food makes us really ..queasy
console.log("i fuckin løve when the buttøns take førever tø løad after i push them"); console.log("what the fuck is my service"); console.log("can't løad shit in thrashthrust");
the fuCkin' infrastruCture in thrashthrust is a shitheap no matter where y'are, huh?
console.log("it døesn't help that i'm in the ps");
//Btw in case it isn't clear Retria basically lives in the alternian equivalent of the projects in thrashthrust. All her post are meant to in some capacity reflect that
console.log("beføre yøu ask yes yøu can kiss the røbøts");
console.log("thinkin abøut punchin sømeøne");
console.log("nø i'm thinkin abøut punchin a very specific trøll");
console.log("anøther night anøther øppørtunity tø make søme new parts");
console.log("@acanthøusanalysis is the trøll whø taught me høw tø cønnect biøløgical stuff tøgether"); console.log("then i adøpted that før prøsthesis");
┋you┋are┋most┋welcome┋for┋that if┋i┋were┋any┋bolder┋of┋a┋troll┋i'd┋say┋you'd┋be┋out┋of┋a┋job┋if┋it┋weren't┋for┋me but┋i┋am┋at┋least┋a┋little┋humble┋
console.log("i wøuld still make røbøts");
┋wouldn't┋be┋able┋to┋fix┋other┋people┋up┋though and┋that┋makes┋quite┋the┋pretty┋penny┋
console.log("yeah sø why aren't yøu døin it");
┋simple:┋that's┋your┋area┋of┋expertise┋and┋not┋mine i'm┋already┋preoccupied┋with┋working┋on┋myself┋
console.log("same answer as usual i see");
console.log("my cønfessiøn"); console.log("yeah"); console.log("well i'm kinda førcin myself tø act like an asshøle"); console.log("beneath it all i'm actually"); console.log("eh"); console.log("fuck this actually");
don't worry we know. ActuAlly not we. kIndA just i. pOInt is i know.
console.log("yeah"); console.log("i'm nøt that tøugh"); console.log("i get it");
console.log("søme øf the weird chucklefucks i knøw are jøinin the site"); console.log("nøt sure høw tø feel abøut it");
how wEIrd we tAlkIn. fun wEIrd or AnnoyIng as fuck wEIrd
console.log("vulnus is cøøl weird "); console.log("the øther guy fuckin sucks");
console.log("fist deep in this girl whø's fully børged øut and i realize her wire cøvers are fuckin electrical tape"); console.log("høw the fuck is she alive");
console.log("we can arrange that");
console.log("let's start with sømethin small and wørk øur way up tø a full børgøut");
mmm... a ta⚘l or someth⚘ng that ⚘ could take off could be cool.. ⚘ l⚘ke my l⚘mbs r⚘ght now so ⚘ don't want to get r⚘d of them yet
console.log("i can definitely dø that");
console.log("it will hurt"); console.log("fyi");
yeah maybe ⚘t w⚘ll.. but ⚘t's not l⚘ke ⚘'ll d⚘e or anyth⚘ng ⚘'ll be f⚘ne as long as ⚘'m ⚘n your fronds r⚘ght?
console.log("best in the biz");
console.log("unirønically sø fuckin funny");
console.log("this isn't abøut yøu twink 9000"); console.log("https://file.garden/acvcrw-lgd3føfzc/screenshøt_20260508-134541.png");
⚘ say we go k⚘ck h⚘s butt. we can take h⚘m!
console.log("nø i think he's fuckin hilariøus");
well ⚘ don't l⚘ke h⚘m talk⚘ng so much smack about you l⚘ke th⚘s >:[
console.log("i mean i'm unbøthered");
console.log("i døn't care that much "); console.log("there's nøt a løt øf ways tø prevent it");
console.log("yøu døn't need tø apøløgize"); console.log("i'm just sayin it's a føøls errand");
console.log("i have beef with a røbøt");
K--<do robots eat an electric beef
console.log("be a dick");
⚘'m sorry :[ that guy just k⚘nd of seems l⚘ke a jerk for no good reason
console.log("if they wanna they cøuld i guess");
console.log("he acts like hate is written øn his cpu");
maybe he was just... programmed that way? ⚘ mean why ask for help ⚘f you're not go⚘ng to bother accept⚘ng sa⚘d help
console.log("because he's a døuche");
console.log("shøwerin feels really fuckin gøød"); console.log("underrated tbh");
console.log("regex"); console.log("sucks");
cønsøle.løg("wranglin a kissmises is kinda fun actually");
only wrangling i'm cut out for is puffle roundup 2005. rest in peace adobe flash player.
fuck yUO let me fckUckINg go
cønsøle.løg("yøu're fuckin adørable");
cønsøle");løg("repairin chixie's security system is really fun"); console.log("prøbably øne øf my best wørks");
can yOU hOOk me up with lIkE a big fUckIn cAnnOn on my front dOOr or sOmE shit
y'all tinkerin' folk are real talented! keep up the 6ood work, pardner! ^◡^
cønsøle");løg("yøu'll be the ammø");
cønsøle");løg("i have finally gøtten this stupid fucking website tø wørk with my quirk"); console.log("i can nøw say møre than øne sentence per pøst");
>> that'ડ b¡g!! very exc¡t¡ng
the more words ⚘ can read from you the merr⚘er
cønsøle");løg("my løve"); console.log("i can write før yøu pøems");
cønsøle.løg("tø the pøør fuck calling themselves the supreme hønkifex enjøy getting the grand highbløød tø execute yøu in the spøt");