♦ pitied by @byteBacklog
-/*-I w#sn't thinking specific#lly 4b0ut r0b0ts when I p0sted this, but I d0 h4ve t0 4dmit I've h4d s*me th*ughts #b*ut cert4in tr*llb*ts I've met in the p4st.-/*-
fuck alright.send.me.some.of.it
dawg.are.u.good?
-/*-If #ny 0f y*ur w*rk is digit#l, I'd be h4ppy t0 w0rk *n it in y0ur ste4d while y*u rel4x.-/*-
the mUrdEr bot yOU hElpEd me mAkE wEapOns for
ughhhhhhhhhh
yOU get it.
nEvermInd im thrOwIng my pIllOw at yOU
hahaha.cool...
wait.can.you.do.that.anyways.i.wanna.experience.a.brief.ego.death
▼anyone know if the ceo of troll spencers is on chittr?▲
its.not.bad.tbh
oh,.shit.i.mean,.yeah.sure have.you.considered.decorp.yet? like.having.a.body.is.so.much.maintenance
I.mean.ill.trade.you.a.robot.limb.for.a.robot.limb.i.think.that.would.be.funny
ArE thErE rUlEs fOr pUnk? I dO nOt wIsh tO brEAk thEm
she tOOk the stEerIng whEEl off my prEcioUs bElovEd buggy. and gAvE it to the OnE pErsOn who'll fuck AnythIng mEchanicAl. i didn't ask for dEtaIls. but that AlonE dEservEd the pArkIng tIckEt pAInt bomb. i'm jUstifiEd.
X Petroa ain’t gonna see this next one coming x
@byteBacklog hey. qUestiOn. what's my leg mAdE OUt of?
of this ive learned HOWEVER i hardly think the circumstances would impel them directly here to my post on this specific website at this specific hour
hAhA. no fUckIn way. yOU AlreAdy mAdE me two of thOsE fUckIn things, how ArE yOU gOnnA top the flAmethrowEr. ...is it a new leg for me?
i sshouldn't be ssurprissed the weebss are plentiful on thiss ssite. but it givess me the ick every time i have to sscroll passt
｢(￣～￣；) drones can't find megane-san because megane-san would fight them and win, baka~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: stupid idiot!]
｢(；゜∀゜) m-megane-san is talking to a real ishiki-takai-kei... keh...keke... stay kyool, megane-san! (ﾟ∀ﾟ;) t-they don't knyow anything!｣ ｢Σ(・∀・) kyaha!｣ ｢megane-san advocates for the normalizing of all mutiegirls! (；∀； ) i-if megane-san has to take care of all of dem... (ノ∀≦。)ノ he will!!｣ ｢kyahhh, goggle-chan... (*￣ー￣) how can kyu hate on megane-san when you want to cull kyute girls!?!?!?! Σ(；｀∀´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ishiki-takai-kei is east alternian slang for someone who is overly morally upright, righteous, and needlessly intrusive! (^-^) goggle-chan is trying to make megane-san feel bad, and it won't work! (*￣∇￣)ノ]
nah i tOOk the scrEwdrivEr to bUIld AnothEr jEtpAck. which blew up. but in a funny way this tImE. i just AlsO UsEd it for the dEvicE.
cUstOm dEvicE for sAlE. 294836438 cAegArs. hit me up.
can you blame me on that when the majority of olivebloods ive interacted with have been cat-aligned ...then again a lot of those are just different nepeta's actually so they probably muddy the water. fuckin cats
i ask myself the same thing almost every day
...actually no, it has more sexual harassment. point is its worse
ive literally seen people die on here and see gore at least once a week yes human chittr- twitter- is genuinely just that miserable. and it has LESS death and gore and sexual harassment
this is genuinely just a far less miserable website
♡⸝⸝ SNAKE OR GAS LEAK? ⸝⸝♤
▲theres tops on this website?▼
MAKE YOUR OWN CHANCES dont wait for something to come to you YOU KNOW IT WONT.
i'd prEfEr to kEEp bEIng UncagEd, thank yOU very much. i am still not a bArkbeAst. i lIkE dOIng what i want.
My g3ar ju2t fin3 bro2ki idk what your3 talkin about 🙄
l⚘gma ⚘s actually a very prest⚘g⚘ous t⚘tle you should probably apprec⚘ate ⚘t
we dont quite know fully the e..xtend of our misfortune we know for sure our stomach i..s definitely not Very adjusted... normal food makes us really ..queasy
it is a liiittle harder to hea..r out of that ear / but its not.. completely coVered its mostly the hair at the bas..e that does a bit of muffling
it feels really weird to haVe ..any sort of... contact on my h..orn because of its unfortunate.. placement inside our ear the Vibrations from any sort o..f impact are jarring (＠＠;)
its the little things like tha..t that slip your mind.. it cer..tainly slipped ours
i'm trying my best / it's accurate
⚘'m so sorry.. ⚘t's so unfa⚘r. :[
Oh... Well we should go together!! ⚘t'd be so fun w⚘th you!
┋i┋am┋allowed┋to┋be┋at┋least┋a┋little┋paranoid┋okay?┋cut┋me┋some┋slack┋
⌇getting⌇forbid┋someone┋be┋a┋bit┋protective┋of┋their┋new┋friend┋who┋they┋are⌇heiress⌇to┋know┋and┋totally┋aren't┋already┋filling┋a┋flushed┋quadrant┋with┋
┋that--┋er...┋that┋is┋none┋of┋your┋concern┋
┋it's┋certainly┋working┋for⌇going⌇most┋part i'm⌇the⌇to┋have┋to┋resort┋to┋replacing┋my┋arms┋if┋this┋keeps┋up┋though that┋is┋something┋i┋am┋not┋looking┋forward┋to┋
┋perhaps┋this┋was┋the┋trick┋i┋was┋expecting┋retria┋to┋play┋on┋me the┋trick┋was┋regex┋is┋absolute┋evil┋
┋i've┋truly┋been┋living⌇thinkpan⌇in┋your⌇rent-free⌇haven't┋i┋
~Great googly moogly, some trolls are just beyond help!~
i forgot my quirk h3r3 fuck my dumb lif3
HAHAHAHAHAHA I FOOL3D YOU THAT WAS 3NGAG3M3NT BAIT Y3S TOTALLY HAHAHA I D3FINIT3LY DIDNT FORG3T #lying
don't worry we know. ActuAlly not we. kIndA just i. pOInt is i know.
well ⚘ don't l⚘ke h⚘m talk⚘ng so much smack about you l⚘ke th⚘s >:[
⚘'m sorry :[ that guy just k⚘nd of seems l⚘ke a jerk for no good reason
as an update / we have begun to cuddle / she's cool and boney / but a very good hugger / her hair is soft / this is nice
>>| did just chittr made some deja vu because .i felt .i saw the same post .again, .after scrolling .a bit down. not .only my server .is cursed, but .also site .itself? #tech
there ⚘s no way th⚘s guy genu⚘nely fell asleep ⚘n the m⚘ddle of my fl⚘rt⚘ng w⚘th h⚘m AGA⚘N. ughhh... #sem⚘-vaguepost⚘ng
XDXD I doubt any of them would be of much interest, either. XDXD
XDXD I'm already regretting making my account on this gogforsaken application. XDXD
XDXD Never would I have thought that in at least scrolling down on my timeline for about two minutes that I would actively consider going outside instead of staying here at my desk. XDXD
you didnt need to rezpond to zay that. no offenze of courze!
< Modern ass possssible pleasse. And I guessss a little knife, never know when ssomething like that can come in handy. :>~
⚘ really just can't help but feel bad about ⚘t most of the t⚘me the last th⚘ng ⚘ want to be ⚘s a burden
he's busy r⚘ght now at least that's what he's been tell⚘ng me
⚘'m too cl⚘ngy for my own good
▼you will when you realize it never will be▲
[⚙︎ We |ive in a vast murderous empire that won't hesitate to crush resistance. How much cou|d we possib|y fix? ⚙︎]
print("thatd actually be radical yes please")
sometimes i wish that there was secretly some kind of masked murderer on the loose while im walking through my woods... itll probably help me be more cautious i think >X3 thats not crazy right?
print("i know itll cause a syntax error but that stuff didn't happen here so im safe")
yeah... :[ at least you're really hot when you're bash⚘ng people w⚘th your wrench
hOooOly shit. that's gEniUs. why didn't i think of that. i hAvE a plan for tOmorrOw for fUckIn sUrE
what if i just mAkE the EnginE in my buggy lIkE. rEAlly big. is that AnythIng. mAybE i shOUld try it.
im not AssumIng it works. i just wAnnA know what it dOEs.
nobody 3v3n b3li3v3s in m3 anymor3,,,
does ⚘t... st⚘ll taste l⚘ke plast⚘c?
on oth3r n3ws i am int3r3st3d in th3 tast3 of plastic
s⚘gh... okay... ⚘ guess ⚘'ll let them go... and they'll starve to death... and never get a chance to grow b⚘g and strong l⚘ke you... s⚘ghhhh......
*does barkbeast w⚘ggler eyes* rettyyyyyyyyyyyy........
are you sure we can't just bake someth⚘ng for them? they all look so sad
⚘ knowww but we can't just let them starve!! :[[[
:33< i f33l this
Hmm. NOteD. Ten yearS in cryOGenic refriGeratiOn it iS then.
my mood has swung so hard
much to the dIsappointmEnt of many, i am prOUd to AnnouncE im still fUckIng AlivE.
AssholE. wAIt how the fuck do yOU know whErE i am all i sAId was OutglUt
⚘'m sorry ⚘ have no ⚘dea how they found us
⚘s everyth⚘ng okay?
⚘ just opened up the game aga⚘n and th⚘s guy ⚘s on my ⚘sland??? who the heck ⚘s th⚘s??? ⚘ d⚘dn't add them???? https://cdn.d⚘scordapp.com/attachments/727318080178618408/1494773949463265300/⚘mage.png?ex=69e3d439&⚘s=69e282b9&hm=a058e4763396c17da9bd9b0c1e333393e7b69adb5a00df8e930917bce3de9ac0&
they're sooo baddd. ⚘ don't know what else they're putt⚘ng ⚘n them but they make my gastr⚘c sac feel awful
⚘t's e⚘ther tast⚘ng some plast⚘c or tast⚘ng the most carbonated th⚘ng on altern⚘a and most of the t⚘me ⚘ prefer the plast⚘c
damn i knew i shOUldnt hAvE pOstEd that one. i ActuAlly felt bad AboUt it for OncE hAhA. my bad. prObAbly wont hAppEn AgaIn.
=( Here comes another interesting tidbit for my friends seeking pertinent insect knowledge. There are several species of lawnjumpers with their ears located on their front legs. I hazard a guess you haven't yet HEARD that one before. Ha Ha. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
to promote our colab / probably
=( Contrary to popular belief, "roly-poly"s or "pillbugs" are not actually a member of the insect classification. Technically crustaceans, they are more related to species such as pincherbeasts and scuttleshrimp. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )