♣ mediated by @byteBacklog

nEvermInd im thrOwIng my pIllOw at yOU

i.gueeeeeeess

you.really.fuckin.like.havin.job.security.dontcha

yknow.what.i.kinda.wanna.get.big.into.this.whole.capitalism.thing maybe.that.would.be.fun this.shit.says.i.could.be.a.millionare.that.sounds.funny

I Am sEArchIng thE IntErwEbs tO sEE If I cAn fInd OnE! :)

she tOOk the stEerIng whEEl off my prEcioUs bElovEd buggy. and gAvE it to the OnE pErsOn who'll fuck AnythIng mEchanicAl. i didn't ask for dEtaIls. but that AlonE dEservEd the pArkIng tIckEt pAInt bomb. i'm jUstifiEd.

X Petroa ain’t gonna see this next one coming x

what mEtAl. i ask cuz this thing OnE tAppEd my OpponEnt at brAwl-oUt last night.

「( ̄~ ̄;) drones can't find megane-san because megane-san would fight them and win, baka~」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: stupid idiot!]

「(;゜∀゜) m-megane-san is talking to a real ishiki-takai-kei... keh...keke... stay kyool, megane-san! (゚∀゚;) t-they don't knyow anything!」 「Σ(・∀・) kyaha!」 「megane-san advocates for the normalizing of all mutiegirls! (;∀; ) i-if megane-san has to take care of all of dem... (ノ∀≦。)ノ he will!!」 「kyahhh, goggle-chan... (* ̄ー ̄) how can kyu hate on megane-san when you want to cull kyute girls!?!?!?! Σ(;`∀´)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ishiki-takai-kei is east alternian slang for someone who is overly morally upright, righteous, and needlessly intrusive! (^-^) goggle-chan is trying to make megane-san feel bad, and it won't work! (* ̄∇ ̄)ノ]

nah i tOOk the scrEwdrivEr to bUIld AnothEr jEtpAck. which blew up. but in a funny way this tImE. i just AlsO UsEd it for the dEvicE.

cUstOm dEvicE for sAlE. 294836438 cAegArs. hit me up.

i'd prEfEr to kEEp bEIng UncagEd, thank yOU very much. i am still not a bArkbeAst. i lIkE dOIng what i want.

I see people have sent my "Kull Score" over double the value of my "Kult Score" on my profile. I have an educated guess for what such meaningless words could possibly mean, and it is honestly an incredibly amusing sight to behold. I truly was not expecting this many vocal haters on this site! Surely, more people that are fans of my work lurk around the corner. But for now, that "Kull Score" shall remain high. So be it. If that is the price to pay for my genius..!

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut uup shtu up

don't worry we know. ActuAlly not we. kIndA just i. pOInt is i know.

▲its my life, i get to choose the coping mechanisms▼ ▲if you wanna be a bitch about it and play hero thats your problem, lay the fuck off▼

