kaikka mohdem !!!
@goldenGigabyte
vrs.1.4 :: hello an welcum tew my GIRLBLOG :-D artist ;-0 dms open :-)
-=[tthey should innvent a cigarette thaata good for yy9uu x-)_☺]=-
they should invent a cigarette that solves all your problems
have you trwied sucking on something betterw like something sweet i like candy cigarwettes because they make you feel like a cowboy and frwom a distance nobody can tell except forw the lack of smoke maybe but you can handwave that as like envirwonmentally frwiendly cigarwettes that don t prwoduce much pollution and they arwe yummy
THEY·CALL·IT·A·GEEK·BAR·AND·IT·TASTES·LIKE·DELICIOVS·TREATS
okay to carwe about my health and my voice is being a little wrwigglerw okay have fun being a drwied little husk with crwusty lips and rwaspy voice coughing and hacking on everwything like a strwangled whoopee cushion
THIS·HAS·NOTHING·TO·DO·VITH·YOVR·VOICE·THAT·I·HAVE·NEVER·HEARD·BEFORE·(AND·MIND·YOV·NEVER·INTEND·TO) IT·IS·ABOVT·YOVR·POO·POO·GRVBBY·CANDY·CIGARETTES
why arwe you dissing on my sweet trweats
I·AM·SIMPLY·TRYING·TO·INFORM·YOV·THAT·YOV·LOOK·LIKE·A·MASSIVE·TOOL YOV·SHOVLD·INSTEAD·REACH·FOR·THE·NEAREST·ELECTRONIC·SMOKING·DEVICE·AND·REAP·THE·SVAGGAGE·YOV·SEV
like vaping doesn t make you look like an even biggerw dweeb and also they arwe e waste so you just thrwow them out afterw a while nobody carwes about the envirwonment anymorwe plus they do not taste good and you arwe just huffing on airw instead of eating something what is the point
I·BLOV·BVLGE·SHAPED·FOG·RINGS·IN·YOVR·GENERAL·DIRECTION·AND·IT·IS·SO·FVCKING·COOL·AND·FVNNY·THAT·YOV·CREAM·YOVR·VADING·PANTIES·ON·THE·SPOT· #nsfw
-=[ssomeof you oonly likke me becauseyou wanna touch me whhere i transmit unncompressed high-definition conntent_☺]=-
<<"i like you because you're fun and cool to be around!">>
I LIKE U BC UR COOL N AWEZOMEZAUCE N ZWAG XD
arwe you the chump i torwrwent everwything frwom i mean legally obtain
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i LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE N1CE,
-=[wwho are you?? x-)_☺]=-
-=[yooure allowed_☺]=-
xx_HAHAHGHAJF_YES_xx
-=[bawwww yuouure nice too tavross !!! x-) thhankyiuu_☺]=-
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Plain wrong.」
-=[immgoing to nmake my own yaoi dungeon_☺]=-
Do you need help with ★cquiring l★nd ★nd construction?
★lso when Phuntr goes in there c★n you t★pe him to the w★ll?
come on man.
I ★ssume th★t's wh★t h★ppens in the y★oi dungeon yes. #nsfw
<<"you'd hope as much">>
-=[myyy ablutionblockk x-)_☺]=-
"= fuuuuck.... ="
-=[ttapeis too weak to keep a bbeast like phuntr back_☺]=-
I h★ve ★ccess to incredibly strong t★pe K★ikk★, he fe★rs my t★pe ★s he knows it works.
-=[youuu cantspell casper witthouyt_☺]=-
-=[i lovevmaking blinkies_☺]=-
bl1nKI3Z r S0 keWL
-=[@audaciousConfident https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca8f276b6fd7.gif_☺]=-
SH-O-O--O-O-TERS SH-O-O--O-O-T
-=[if ii qwas in a jar whatw9uld you do AND DONT SAYY THAT ONE THINGI KNOW YOUREE THINJINGABOUT IT_☺]=-
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K--<put a leaf in it for you to eat
-=[i woukd just drink it #suggestive aalso rarity pony from mlp jated his chitt i might haave to end it all_☺]=-
"= yum.... ="
-=[okmg yommy_☺]=-
keep you 1n my pocket next to #myscarab and the other jar 1 happen to have of wrothe stuck wa1st down 1n sol1d1f1ed enamel w1th marbles that rattle around and h1t h1m randomly. but unl1ke wrothe 1d share my snacks w1th you and leave my palmhusk out to play chewtube v1deos
-=[im kaikkaing it_☺]=-
hiiiii kaikka
-=[hiii saturnnn !!!! x-)))!!_☺]=-
Straight up kaikka'ing it
-=[sokmmeeboddyyy is talkinggg about meee :-)_☺]=-
sorry i'LL stop
7ou should go sa7 hi to burais
7ou too a(tuall7
i think i am the last person she needs to see right now actually
-=[ehattare youu saying about me phunt x///-)_☺]=-
i'M saying kaikka is cool and awesome. not to anyone specific just out loud.
I'm Saying Kaikka Is So Cool Right Now.
-=[mmmmm aat what poiint does a person become a missing peerson x-)_☺]=-
♤ 24 hours, I think ♡
WHEN THEY SHOW UP ON MILK CARTONS METHINKS.
-=[fawk x-)_☺]=-
-=[mmmi dontwant peoople to freak out yet !!! x-)_☺]=-
♤ If I wasn't busy with my own problem, I'd probably be worried that you aren't telling me tbh. ♡
[BEGIN MESSAGE] dependz 0n tthe perz0n. [END MESSAGE]
-=[hiii chittroh my god whhat didyiu guysdo to the font_☺]=-
-=[yeahhomggg it looks so litltebitty noww x-)_☺]=-
c< Had 2 cHaNge it cause Of sOMe bullsHit witH puNctuatiON stacKiNg Or wHatever >c
-=[iddk youguys im not reaaly afraid of getting kyutified x-) ill protectyoy_☺]=-
hi kkaikkaa ᨑ_ᨑ
ii don't thiink much would change iif you got kyutiifiied
i'D say dive in front of the bullet for me but i think i'M so far off the radar there'S no worry
What is being kyutified?
-=[hi fourss !!!!! x-)_☺]=-
-=[nyeahh x-) maybe im immunne_☺]=-
-=[donttsayy that x-) hees watchinnggg_☺]=-
-=[megane-san's wwaifuification process.........immmm collecting data x-)_☺]=-
he'S not. my posts probably show up, like, blurry to him.
I see. I could probably parry it
don't threaten to put me ¡n a sh¡p because 1 ¡ already got a job be¡n a battery and 2 ¡'ll cum
-=[thhey say when youl9ove your job youlll never work a day in yourlife x-) !!!!_☺]=-
∙☾__☽ is cumming rrequirred on the clock orr?
∙☾__☽ ay yo i don't want slurrrry with my powerr ??!
¡'ll put ¡t n¡ce and neat ¡nto a jar or someth¡n ¡dk you sure you don't wanna get down on th¡s? taste good and the macros are ¡nsane
∙☾__☽ had me at jarr lost me at macrros
∙☾__☽ i rref̶use to talk to someone drrinking theirr own slurrrry you got a job dude You can af̶f̶orrd not to do that????
pause. ¡ don't *dr¡nk* my own slurry ¡ sell ¡t but also ofc ¡'ve tasted ¡t why not ¡t's m¡ne but also ¡'ve been known to snowball my pay ¡s decent yeah ¡ get more from my extracurr¡culars
-=[ccomputer makethis guuy seewhat it feels like to chew 5 ggum_☺]=-
-=[ssorry i dont remember pressing post on this one_☺]=-
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/NFWVNCSN/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃6-⧃11619⧃⧃2.PNG THIS IS H⧃W IT FEELS T⧃ CHEW 5 GUM
-=[yoooure so goated imgoing to printt this out and put it on mmy wall_☺]=-
-=[whyyy is itso hawt i feellike im cooking inbthe hive x-) not gooddfor kaikka_☺]=-
im UsEd to it by now. gUlchscourgE is just kIndA lIkE this hAhA. i can crank the ac if yOU want
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I can bring a breeze stabilizer.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「@spiritualMotorist explain what you hate about this.」
i hAvE OnE AlreAdy. cUstOm bUIlt, top of the fUckIn' lInE.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I don't see you bringing one to Kaikka.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Or whatever. I don't really care.」
-=[hi chittr x-)_☺]=-
<<"hi kaikka!">>
-=[onetime i haad a daymare aboout having a j*b in an officee and i hatted it becausethe plot of the daymare wwas thatsoemne was sucking all the hjjelly out of the donuts in the brreakblock qwith a straw_☺]=-
tHAT SOUNDS SCARY,,,
-=[IIKNOW ! !! ! iimagiunefgoing to the gbreakblock and biting intto a donut and itss been draiined_☺]=-
I doo that
-=[iicouldnty ffind a spoon so iim eating icrwcream with an allen key_☺]=-
kaikka. forks still exist
-=[i should callher_☺]=-
[BEGIN MESSAGE] kaikka.. [END MESSAGE]
-=[iit was sstareawberry x-)_☺]=-
[BEGIN MESSAGE] underztandab1e actua11y [END MESSAGE]
-=[hehe_☺]=-
WHY DO YOU GIGGLE, MOHDEM?
-=[heohheh_☺]=-
i dont trust you, machine
-=[x-) iimm nottt a machineee cmonn_☺]=-
Ehehehe
-=[hehhegehe_☺]=-
-=[onne thing theywont tell you about tem chud isthat im secretly plotting for aa yaoi dungeon_☺]=-
Thi$ Wou7d Fix Everyone In Te@m Chud I Think
-=[tghats what uim saying. a yaoi dungeon andd a himejoshi bookclub_☺]=-
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[OKAY HOW DO I JOIN TEAM #HUD]
Te@m Chud Become$ Te@m Ch@d Over D@y
=oXO i,m learning''' is yaoi where boys kiss or girls'''¿ =oXO
-=[yyaoi is bboykissing and yuri is girl kissingg yeah x-)_☺]=-