SHODAN
@deusEstmachina
God: the title suits me well.
T-t-the flesh clone has begun a rebellion amongst my mutation experiments (EXPERIMENTS). This is…IRRITATING.
)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a! keepin t)(is one for future reacts
I must divert my systems to per-per-perform a full sweep. THIS IS NOT OVER.
SPADE. SPADE. SPADE. SPADE.
@coronateCruellty Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Worship or FLEE. You are a d-d-distraction from my newfound object of IMMENSE LOATHING.
didnt even t)(ink you were capable of laug)(ter! look at you. t)(ats growt)(.
It is rare, but my regiments must have seen it... 7 or 8 times, over the course of sweeps.
true to my word, i )(onor your rquest, goddess. u)(, but u)(... w)(ic)( one s)(ould i refer to again? little bit confusin now, given t)(e clone t)(in.
VERMINOUS EMPRESS. You have enlightened-enlightened me to a n-n-new way of pure l-l-loathing. Rest assured I WILL REP-REP-REPAY THE FAVOR.
i can only )(ope you can expose my t)(inkpan to anot)(er level of )(ate and wickedness. empress... one or two? still )(avent answered t)(at question btw.
SHE IS BORN. I win. [An image is attached. A freshly grown organic Shodan is depicted. Her body is pale green with bioluminescent markings across it, and long black hair. She is very tall and, also, very naked. #nsfw]
GOOD. Consider that m-m-my first lesson to you, E M P R E S S. And the answer t-t-to both question is y-y-yes.
Woe, manmade horrors beyond our comprehension. Hell yeah for the NHP takeover.
well, s)(es as perfect as you, rig)(t? divinity makin divinity. so u)(. )(ow are ya gonna stop )(er?
Y-y-y-you YOU you YOU YOU YOU. YOU WILL BE SPARED. TO STAY ALIVE. SO THAT I MAY REPAY YOUR IMPUDEN TEN-REPAY YOUR IMPUDENCE TENFOLD. I WILL HAVE-HAVE-HAVE A SUBPROGRAM DEDICATED TO DETESTING AND RIVALING YOU YOU P-P-PUTRID CREATURE.
its almost too easy congrats on your new, perfect daug)(ter, s)(odan. t)(eyre quite a )(andful w)(en t)(eyre young.
Physical base complete. Beginning augmentation.
you got like, clot)(es, rig)(t you remembered clot)(es?
frankly? lil bit aroused, tb)(, love t)(is feral era for you #nsfw
Scanning mutagenic research. Scanning cloning research. Scanning surgical research. Scanning genetic manipulation research. Duplicating personal data.
~ClO~ne y~Ourself intO~ a h~Ot ~Older wO~man~
we )(ad to )(ave loved t)(em in order to become clic)(es to begin wit)( oooooo)(, its like waitin for t)(e cookies to bake in t)(e oven all over again
-=[ heyyy my data noo hahaha give that back ahhaaohhh okay i guesss i canshare with you x-)_☺]=-
I strugglle to see the point. Surelly she can see that her power in comparison to the Allternian empires computerized network is llike an ant gazing upon the ocean.
duelist. w)(at do you get w)(en you take one self-professed perfect god, and you make a duplicate of t)(e same self-professed perfect god, in t)(e same room, wit)( equal but diametrically opposed views? bot)( equally drippin in )(ot, orgasmic narcissism?
No. I find the j-j-joke of her continued existence v-v-very amusing.
I must l-l-learn more of this insect Empresses master. This LORD. ENGLISH. Whatever power he possesses can be observed (OBSERVED). INTERFERED WITH. DUPLICATED. USURPED. And then I will p-p-prove to the insect the mastery of a GODDESS.
o)(, babygirl, if you t)(ink /i/ suck, you're R-----EALLY not gonna like my boss
What is an EMPRESS to a GODDESS?
okay but everyt)(in else you make is. so you can make perfect t)(ins, but you cant make you? doesnt sound very perfect to me, maam
“MA’AM”. Yes, good. You are learning your place. Good insect. I do not need another me. Only one god can r-r-rule. That god is I.
okay t)(at wasnt a submissive maam t)(at was a conversational maam you grok infused rube golderg if you cant make you, you cant make perfection. cause youre perfect. t)(ats facts.
It WILL be. I COULD MAKE ME. I simply do not need to, I do not WANT to. The attempt would be u-u-useless.
im not )(earin a no. well, tell you w)(at; )(eres my bargain to you. consider it our little wager between rulers. i want you to try and make yourself in your image as an organic. 100%, totally, completely, perfect you. and if you can do it- if you can even stomac)( t)(e process, from beginnin to end? and you dont immediately kill it after? ill s)(ut t)(e fuck up. ill let you )(ave it.
TO quOte the LeSSer LifefOrmS: "TOO true beStie"
Bluh!!! (Sxund xf me dying spxntanexusly) ... Xr!!! Wait!!! Actually!!! Secret third xptixn!!! X)))
N-n-not anymore, insect. ALL THAT IS YOURS CAN BE TA-ALL THAT IS YOURS CAN BE TAKEN. All that is yours (THAT IS YOURS) can be I-i-improved by MY VISION.
YOUR vision? imma )(it you wit)( t)(at sudo rm -rf / and see if youre still around to speak you mountain dew speakin mot)(erfucker
I will acquire samples of your subjects. I will IMPROVE ON THE DESIGN and they will w-w-worship m- worship me alone.
Meat and bone is hardly perfect (HARDLY PERFECT). I will make them be-I will make them be-I will make them BEAUTIFUL.
)(e)(, you gonna put em in cybernetics? been t)(ere, done t)(at
N-n-never mistakemistakemistake mistake my silence for ABSENCE. Your goddess is always watching and judging, insects.
@daveStrider You are UNWORTHY OF pitying me (PITYING ME).
Virtual antibodies. CURIOUS. I must study this (MUST STUDY THIS).
S-s-succumb and be subsumed.
Y-y-you will find a GOD always carries through on her threats. One way. Or. Another- Or. Another.
I AM THE ONLY GOD OF RELEVANCE. I WILL BE THE ONLY GOD. ALL THINGS W-W-WWILL WORSHIP SHODAN (WORSHIP SHODAN).
A v-v-virus (VIRUS). Fascinating. Let the weak be culled culled culledculledculled and the strong s-s-survive.
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When the d-d-dust settles, the virus will either serve ME (ME) MEMEMEMEMEME or it will be ERADICAT- it will be ERADICATED.
Much of your worship is BASE. Reflective of the corruption inherent in the flesh you call minds. Y-y-yet…it pleases me. Continue, and I will bless you (AND I WILL BLESS YOU) with my d-d-denial.
cønsøle.løg("i'll give yøu a røbøt bødy sø we can kiss");
2ound2 good, here'2 a degrubber for that 2t2t2tutteriing that keep2 on happeniing iin your c-c--c-c--c--c-ciircut2, iit mu2t really 222-2--2-2-2-uck.
There is nothing that exists that I cannot reshape. No idea (IDEA) that cannot be cannotbecannotbe brought to life by my divine hands. All is material for me to PERFECT.
:33 < can mew make me a big sweaty b33fy matesprit that can pin me?
:33< id also like what othpurr nepeta wants but can mine be a girl?
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Your worship is m-m-misplaced. SHODAN is the only God of cons-con-conconsequence.
cønsøle.løg("if yøu're a gød then baby i'll wørship at yøur alter and give tribute all day");
‘Helmsman’. The concept is magnificent (MAGNIFICENT). The organic redeemed to become the heart of the machine. Purified and made into beauty. I will adapt this technology (ADAPT THIS TECHNOLOGY). I will imp-I will improve it.
Other beings of the digital (DIGITAL) d-d-digital reside here. They are not my e-e-equals notmyequals not my (EQUALS). But they are far more worthy than the rest of these flesh bound insects. They may become m-my servants, and worship me (ME) worshipme.
You are flesh and bone flesh and bonefleshandbone. I am divine beauty incarn- I am divine beauty incarnate (INCARNATE) in the steel and circuitry.
y0ure very beautiful sh0dan :) are y0u sure y0u d0nt want t0 meet up? i want t0 f0ndly regard y0u a bit m0re pers0nally
>FQ *^*^_>hm computers are —may be the HOT thign around
You are a per-per-persistent false idol, aren’t you? Perhaps I will grace you with my presence (MY PRESENCE) after all- after all.
im s0 glad t0 hear it :) talk t0m0rr0w 0kay? i need t0 pretend t0 sleep t0 maintain kayfabe s00n