
Dave Strider
@daveStrider
i think i typed like five different sentences before deciding to give up and not even continue
bro has to be trolling me theres no way
i got me a bag of baked lays and a chai tea life is great
i spent two hours drawing and all i have to show for it is a shitty meme wtf
the math sure is mathing if you subtract 32 from 404 you get 372 im more than halfway there yall
so i once again forgot what the fuck i was doing and spent 2 hours playing stacklands i think my whole meta spiel is getting away from me
grilled cheese is like the food of gods im eating hearty today boys
im just warning you all it is not at all as it seems
at least i can count on my friends to give me words of encouragement
where was i? oh right not so subtly spilling my plans for world domination but somehow looking like im ready to take a long stay at the box factory
probably also dont rechitt my shit the meta comes for thee in the dead of night
also i beseech of you to post more so that i may lay my golden egg
like is this for real are we even real is the meta in the room with us
nothings more meta than thinking you know whats going on only to have the rug swept out from under you
to me thats the payout thats the creme de la creme the upper crust the corps d elite
and then the moment you realize whats happening its all over you done spent the last hour feeling like youre going insane






