♣ mediated by @daveStrider

not all daves are dudes pls say dudes and gals when you talk about daves

I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg

@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??

.... BoTtOmS Ya'lL FuCkInG KnOw yA'Ll gOtTa pArTiCiPaTe iN ThE PaIlInG ToO ... RiGhT? #nSfW

sUcK ThEiR BuLgE MiLk tHeM tHeIr bUlGe bElOnGs tO FuCkInG YoU NoW SiT On tHeIr fAcE fUcKiNg kIlL ThEm #NsFw Ya'lL MoThErFuCkAs wOuLd nOt sUrViVe tEn mInUtEs wItH Me

oO Ok, YeAh i sAiD ThAt. WhAt aBoUt iT? aNd dAmN MaN YoU MaD FuCkInG ImPaTiEnT, mIgHt gEt a mOtHeRfUcKeR ThInKiNg yOu lIkE HiM (o: yEaH MaN, wAnNa gEt tHaT SwEeT, sWeEt pAiN OuTtA YoU. iT'S GoTtA Be mUtUaL BuT I GuEsS WiThOuT PoWeRs yOu cOuLd sTiLl cUt mE. #vIoLeNcE

dAmN ThAt fUcKiNg sUuUuUuCkS BrO. mEaN'S YoU CoUlDn't gEt uP To hAlF ThE ShItE I BeEn tHiNkIn bOuT. sTiLl lIkE ThE IdEa oF YoU BeInG AlL SqUiShY, dElIcAtE EvEn. Ah wOuLd mAkE SeNsE, nO IdEa wHaT ThE FuCk a hIgH ScHoOl iS.

yOu lIkE WhEn i cAlL YoU CuTe mAn? (o: yOu cAn tHiNk i'm cUtE ToO BrOtHeR.

i bEt yOu dId, LiKe rEaDiNg aBoUt fUcKiNg sElF HuH? (O: YoU MaN. a mOtHeRfUcKeR CaN'T FiNd yOu cUtE?

You know what, I can't even hate. This is fair enough. I would do the same. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/fair%20enough.png
B33 < @daveStrider you got this king bring it home