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@daveStrider
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#davehour is never over
bro out here really calling me david you think that doesnt add to my pain and suffering? i might need to bump that 200 up to a 500
#davehour getting myself a bunch of boonies for pain and suffering caused at the hands of dirk fucking strider best davehour ever
kill him #notproudofdirk
hell yeah we got a roxy in the davelings
wait youre telling me i can just chitt my pants?
okay but listen if jason were to actually go butt booty naked and grease himself up well just be sliding around and obviously his physical attacks become a moot point i dont think that i thought okay im like 90% sure that there is a person in the fucking movies that covers themselves in grease
its like watching people walk into the circus and the ring masters are turning them all into clowns only to fucking feed them to the lions once their use is over
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Sounds like a typical weekend show to me #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
i wonder how many clowns r gonna like this post
and im sure that he would try it a couple more times because he doesnt realize that its just ineffective by the time that he figures out that its ineffective, it its too late im already gone unless he follows the trail of grease then we might have an issue but im still impervious to most of his physical attacks
OH MY FUCKING GOG! HE'LL JUST LATHER HIMSELF UP BOOTY BUTT NAKED AND WALK OUTSIDE, NOW YOUR FIGHTING HIM FLYING!
so the way that i see it is if i was in front of jason obviously butt booty naked because im at camp crystal lake and apparently everybody that he kills has to be butt booty naked at camp crystal lake i would go to the kitchen food area and lather myself in grease and jason having lived in a forest for 90% of his stupid fucking life, he wouldn't know what grease is right? so jason unable to display his intelligence, tries to stab me while im slathered butt booty naked in grease and it slips off
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE NOT POSTING ABOUT THE GREASED UP JASON DEBATE, WE ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION!
yo bro what im saying is if im butt booty naked at camp crystal lake obviously im gonna grease my shit up so i become too slippery to touch
OK BUT WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS! IF JASON GOT GREASED UP AND BOOTY BUT NAKED HE'D BE ABLE TO HIT YOU AS WELL!
dave just vaguepostin about bein butt booty naked
dave hour dave hour dave hour
do not pester me fucker we are not chums
i foundthe booze and itsawesome #substance
gonna send this again bc im still feeling like it any grimdarks wanna hmu
any grimdarks wanna hmu
thats the last time i fucking spend hours trying to get close to someone fuck it i need a grimdark in my dms rn
heh do you think you could get me out of this olive bloods hive been stuck here for like weeks and its getting frustrating nothing wrong with him but im not gonna be a permanent roomie oh and my parakeets
WHY ARE YOU STUCK IN AN OLIVE'S HIVE? cant you just all and tell them you aint wantin to be a long-term fuckin fixture whats a parakeet :o0
i think he really likes me being his roommate cause i can cook for him i just need a break from here i need a break in general i havent been home in so long and hal isnt returning my messages
shit, i cant even really motherfuckin tustle with that reasoning. a good cook is BALLER. a TREAT for the pan and the soul. :o) sorry to motherfuckin pop your bubble though, bro, but im a dead motherfucker. aint even know how long its been. we can get our talk on but you're gonna need someone else to be your hero. :o(
youre dead...? i guess i havent really been paying all that good enough attention to the timeline i didnt know there were actual ghosts on here wow i mean this kinda makes me a little less freaked out about dying but its a terrifying concept already that inevitable end and not knowing if you can ever see your loved ones again but here you are proving theres at least something else i remember when my parents died i was so young and scared i didnt know what to do or say, one day i was playing in the backyard with dirk and hal and the next d and bro are picking us up uh sorry probably tmi thanks for reaching out man its kinda nice talking to a version of someone i knew and went to highschool with still friends with you on facebook too its weird
I THINK ACTUAL MOTHERFUCKIN GHOSTS ARE PRETTY RARE. honestly the more surprising motherfuckin part is how many different alive timelines there are. my thinkpan aint exactly in prime condition though, so i aint wrappin it around everything like you might. the fuckin.. collective you. the daves. its cool, bro. i aint mindin, but i wont be all and dumpin my shit here and now. i can tell ya your afterlife is gonna be nicer than mine, though. picture my motherfuckin hand giving you the best of shoulderpaps. no problem bro, though i aint too sure what those are. if you wanna be talkin more you can go into my dms. :o)
yeah gimmie a moment dude i just need to collect my thoughts this got real deep real fast and its not your fault i know you were just relaying your actual reality who knows what shits gonna be like when im outta the picture i mean maybe the reason you can communicate past the veil is cause of the whole game shit in my universe i just i wonder
yeah bro, take your time. we can dig into that deep shit when youre ready, or we can just not. :o) lemme know whenever, ill be here.
why is nobody ever on minecraft when i wanna play fuck
am i just that shit at everything i do jfc
fuck hal kicked me off his mc account and i was doing something