♦ pitied by @daveStrider
good things come to those who wait, david.
i think im autistic
not all daves are dudes pls say dudes and gals when you talk about daves
of course. originality is for chumps.
#dirkhour fuck you.
#dirkhour
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
dave doesn't understand how i merged three separate minecraft mod packs together but i think they work fine
.... BoTtOmS Ya'lL FuCkInG KnOw yA'Ll gOtTa pArTiCiPaTe iN ThE PaIlInG ToO ... RiGhT? #nSfW
sUcK ThEiR BuLgE MiLk tHeM tHeIr bUlGe bElOnGs tO FuCkInG YoU NoW SiT On tHeIr fAcE fUcKiNg kIlL ThEm #NsFw Ya'lL MoThErFuCkAs wOuLd nOt sUrViVe tEn mInUtEs wItH Me
they have karkat porn on aliexpress #nsfw
aW )o: I ThOuGhT We wErE HaViNg fUn bRo, WhO YoU GoNnA TaLk tO MaN? FiGuRe lIkE WhAt oUt? CoUlD SeNd yOu a vIdEo oF My bUlGe iF ThAt'd hElP (o: HoNk
tHaT DoN'T SoUnD LiKe fUcKiN FuN DaVe )O: MaYbE, dEpEnDs iF YoU GoT A DrInKeR BuT AlSo yEr hUmAn sO CaN'T ReAlLy gIvE YoU An aNsWeR WoRtH A DaMn.
aW )o: If yOu dOn't gOt a bUlGe iT'D Be eVeN EaSiEr tHo. MiNe gEtS In tHe fUcKiNg wAy a lOt, AlWaYs mAkEs a fUcKiNg mEsS Of tHe pLaCe. wEeEeLl i mEaN If yOu wErE LoOsInG YeR PaN AbOuT Me bEiNg sO TaLl, DoUbT YoU CoUlD TaKe mY BuLgE MaN. iT'S GoTtA Be tHe sIzE Of yOuR FuCkInG PuMp cAgE BrOtHeR. dUnNo hOw sTrEtChY HuMaNs aRe, NeVeR BeEn wItH OnE.
iT DoEsN'T So i'lL JuSt sToP (o: oH? sOmEoNe mIgHt cAtCh yOu oN ChItTr pLaYiNg wItH YoUr bUlGe? TeRrIbLe fUcKiNg nEwS MaN. tHaT WhAt yOu pReFeR? yEr bUlGe? MiGhT Be a bEtTeR MaTcH ThAn i fUcKiNg tHoUgHt.
oO Ok, YeAh i sAiD ThAt. WhAt aBoUt iT? aNd dAmN MaN YoU MaD FuCkInG ImPaTiEnT, mIgHt gEt a mOtHeRfUcKeR ThInKiNg yOu lIkE HiM (o: yEaH MaN, wAnNa gEt tHaT SwEeT, sWeEt pAiN OuTtA YoU. iT'S GoTtA Be mUtUaL BuT I GuEsS WiThOuT PoWeRs yOu cOuLd sTiLl cUt mE. #vIoLeNcE
dAmN ThAt fUcKiNg sUuUuUuCkS BrO. mEaN'S YoU CoUlDn't gEt uP To hAlF ThE ShItE I BeEn tHiNkIn bOuT. sTiLl lIkE ThE IdEa oF YoU BeInG AlL SqUiShY, dElIcAtE EvEn. Ah wOuLd mAkE SeNsE, nO IdEa wHaT ThE FuCk a hIgH ScHoOl iS.
wHy mAn?
i bEt yOu dId, LiKe rEaDiNg aBoUt fUcKiNg sElF HuH? (O: YoU MaN. a mOtHeRfUcKeR CaN'T FiNd yOu cUtE?
no, i do. i understand even.
a steady relationship with a man my age. thatll never happen.
whossit youre yearning for?
eridan aint a version of my kid. just curious is all.
oh? why dave?
hE GIVES BETTER HUGS, tHAN YOU WOULD THINK BY LOOKING AT HIM,
congrats.
Asking if I can watch while Roxy is in the shower is wild of me. I was asking about her drawing but yk.
What is Dave searching up and why is it feet finders?
Not my Dave it was one of the girls.
ugh... headache.
okay, consider though: only the ones that suck.
You don't know what being the number one player of Horsle is like. The word is always horse.
Pity me all you want.
I feel like I'm deciphering ancient texts when I talk to a Dave.
🐾what’s the best way to carve wood? whittle by whittle! hehe,
@daveStrider You are UNWORTHY OF pitying me (PITYING ME).
N-n-never mistakemistakemistake mistake my silence for ABSENCE. Your goddess is always watching and judging, insects.
I feel s0 pathetic being 0n here, refreshing the page 0ver and 0ver h0ping a few specific pe0ple im l00king f0r sh0w up
Everry now 'n then I go "oh maybe I should trry learrn to swim again" and then I rrememberr drrownin' fuckin' sucks. #death
why do all the men in my life bully me so?
>♪ime ♪o ♪alk abou♪ how i s♪eal my ccrushes cclo♪hes jus♪ ♪o huff ♪hem a^d add ♪hem ♪o my ccollecc♪io^ #^sfw
#nsfw #violence Oh, honey. Calm down, I'm here. I know the metal's cold, but you'll feel something real nice and warm dripping down your skin here soon. I sharpened my knife since last time, doll, so we should have a much easier time here.
My fucking back, bro. Three and a half hours and all I got was this stupid income.
This is patronizing as hell. I've done nothin to earn your approval nor to show I want it and I will continue to be a piece of shit.
moving up in the world https://i.g7azo.(om/d22a80(809875e0326d69ef2588(14fb.png
~I can d~O six casper pull ups~
sure hope no one blew up a Celestial body while i wasn't lookin'!
:o) YES, MY LORD :o) CRUSH THESE FECKLESS, FUCKLESS IMITATORS. :o) BENEATH THE GUILTLESS WEIGHT :o) OF YOUR GUILE AND SCORN :o) THE BITCHES LOVE YOU! :o) I LOVE YOU, MY LORD!
Thank you, little "Horrorterrorito".
DO I FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. AND SuFFER INCREASINGLY BRAIN JOSTLING INCREMENTS. OF MuLTIPLICATIVE BRAIN DAMAGE. TO WIND uP LIKE THE PERMANENT BuRN WARD VICTIM TO BE THAT IS @unhackabledottildeuath? OR DO WE HAVE ON OuR HANDS. SOME KIND OF FLIMFLAM. BITCH ASS. POSER IMPOSTER? I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE THE LATTER. WHO THE FuCK FORGETS THE CONSTITuENT SHE/HERTERS CONTAINED WITHIN THEIR PERSONAL BEVVY OF BITCHES. THEIR ENTOuRAGE OF ENCuMBERED SWERVETuDES. THEIR CuNT SERVERS. I CAN FORGIVE. THE TAKE-A-DuMPY-IN-IT ASS BOWLER HAT. I CAN TOLERATE THE DISTENDED FuCKuGLY FACIAL MORPHING. I CAN EVEN HANDLE THE. I HAVE NO MOuTH. BuT STILL GOT SHIT TO SCREAM. WAXED OVER NOSTRILS. FREAKISH. BuT NO DIFFERENT. THAN SEEING MY FAVORITE SIMPSONS CHARACTER. IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS THAT. BuT LESS FuNNY. EVEN THOuGH THIS. ALLEGED ME. HAS ALL THE HALLMARK SIGNS. OF A HATER. A WANNA BE ME WANNABE WHO WANNA BE ME SO BAD. IT MAKES HIM LOOK STuPID. ANTITHETICAL. TO ALL THINGS ME. MIND YOu. SO REALLY. IT GIVES uP THE ACT RIGHT THERE. I COuLD EVEN TOLERATE. HIS BORDRLINE FETISHISTIC OBSESSION WITH MALT WHISKEY. uTTER SWILL. BY THE WAY. YOu COuLD CuRE A WOuND OF INFECTION. WITH THE MEDICINAL ASS TASTE. OF YOuR STANK FuCKING BREATH. REAL MEN DRINK BLOOD WINES. AND DON'T WHINE ABOuT THE HEADY AROMA. BECAuSE THEY ARE TOO FAMILIAR WITH IT. FROM SAVAGELY FuCKING BITCHES. BuT YOu WOuLD ACTuALLY FORGET @handMaid? YOu WOuLD NEGLECT. YOuR MAIN BITCH. YOu WOuLD TuRN YOuR BACK. ON NEO FEMINISM. WHAT KIND OF. MAMBY PAMBY. SHORT-SIGHTED. FECKLESS FuCKWIT DID YOu TuRN OuT TO BE. YOu GERIATRIC ASS CRAP APE. I OuGHT TO SHOVE THAT STOOGIE. uP YOuR ASS. AND EXTINGuISH IT. ON YOuR PERPETuALLY TEMPORALLY LOCKED PROSTATE. uNTIL YOu REEL. KEEL OVER. AND DIE. LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER. WITH X LETTERS ON YOuR EYES. AND SMOKE COMING OuT FROM EACH EAR. I WILL NEVER FORGET THE BITCHES. I'M TOO FORWARD THINKING. AND MY FORWARD. MY FuTuRE. IS FILLED WITH LOADS OF BITCHES. AND THOSE LOADS? I PuT THEM THERE. CERTIFIED SEX HAVER. CALIBORN. RuLER OF ALL. TRuE APOTHEOSIS MADE REAL. YOu ARE NOTHING BuT A BLuEPRINT FOR A STAGE THAT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN SET YET. AN uNWANTED GLIMPSE AT A GHOST OF SHITMAS FuTuRE. AND uNFORTuNATELY FOR YOu. THAT BOY WITH A LIMP WAS MIGHTY INSPIRATIONAL. THERE. I SAID IT. NOW GET THE FuCK OuT OF MY DMs, @flightyBroad . #NSFW #CALIBORN-FOR-GREATER #CALBDESTINED-FOR-MORE #WAIT-I-GOT-IT #CALIBORTED-THIS-ENGLISH-CALIBORTION #THERE-WE-GO #MuCH-BETTER
>>| .if your blood pusher pumps harder, .it's .a call to get .out there .and .ask him for .a date. make yourself .unable to sleep for .a whole week.
cHAT, hE HATES MY #mYbALL,
I HAVE GROWN TIRED OF THIS DREADFUL SITE. FOR NOW. AND I HAVE FINISHED MY DRAWINGS FOR THE DAY. LATER I WILL RETURN. BUT FOR NOW. I WILL BE GOING TO DO SOMETHING INFINITELY MORE ENTERTAINING. LIKE WATCHING MOVIES. WITH MY CLOSE BRO.
Oh, hey, my kull score broke 10k.
Not sure if I should comment on the enemy homo eroticism or the Figure.
the grass is really nnice here
I poked the Shadow's eyes so many times that they blocked me.
@daveStrider https://file.garden/adp8DWZQKVR-NRQW/NOTYAOI.png THIS IS NOT YAOI. THIS IS ME RENDERING YOU. TO A FINE ASH. ON THE GROUND. MY LOATHING FOR YOU. IS PLATONIC. THIS IS NOT JUST C!CALIBORN. THIS IS CANON. #NSFW. #VIOLENCE. #GORE.
eryk made some bomb ass food and i am destroying the hell out of it.
I DO NOT LOVE MY BOYS. LOVE IS FOR FEEBLE HEARTED FUCKING WOMEN AND COMMUNISTS. OF WHICH I AM NEITHER. WHAT I FEEL FOR MY BOYS IS SOMETHING DEEPER. SOMETHING MORE PROFOUND. SOMETHING FAR MORE VALUABLE. SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TO BE ERRINGLY CONFUSED WITH AFFECTION, BECAUSE AFFECTION IS FAR TOO MOTHERFUCKING SHALLOW OF AN EQUIVOCATION. I VALUE MY BOYS. MY STEELHEARTED MEN. MY STALLIONS. MY THREE PIECE SUIT WEARING GOONS. THIS ONE GOES OUT TO YOU, MY FELT.
all i did was caw and now theres an argument in my replies
it can if youre pure of heart
i could easily just get new clothes but i refuse to do that when i can just repair the shit i already got even if it means accidentally stabbing myself with a needle too many times to count #ow
I AM GOING TO CONSUME ONE OF YOU. IN A MASSACRE FULL OF VISCERA. AND #GORE.
:33 < commewssion fur @tipsygnoldstalgic :33 < as requested a pic of me, meu and snoop do double g https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/131f26a1d336.png :00 < nsfw
I HAVE DRAWN MORE YAOIS. THIS TIME. C!DIRK. HAS FINALLY BESTOWED AN OBSCENE AFFECTION. ONTO C!LORD CALIBORN. AFTER BEING IN AWE. OF HIS WONDERFUL GROWTH. AND BEEFY NATURE. #NSFW. OBVIOUSLY. https://file.garden/adp8DWZQKVR-NRQW/yaois2.png
looks like dad's the same in every fuckin' universe lmao!! XD
I don't intend to be dramatic, but my dick started the big bang. My dick converts ATP into ADP energy. My dick was the real JFK killer. My dick is the powerhouse of the cell. My dick was actually at the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
If nobody got me, I know my dear constituents got me. Thank you, all, for helping me ratio that guy into oblivion. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/frick%20yeah.png
You know what, I can't even hate. This is fair enough. I would do the same. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/fair%20enough.png
Ah, a good round of world! Wordle 1,778 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I would recommend filegarden or image chest. A word of the wise, in file garden, you must add ".png" to the end of the title so it embeds properly.
B33 < @daveStrider you got this king bring it home
i rember sweet bro once actually measured the length of those stairs they are 22.56 miles long how the fuck did anyone approve those stairs to be installed
New lo+w disco+vered in the multiversal scale o+f ho+w sad so+meo+ne's life is. O+ffering to+ jo+in as a servant o+f Lo+rd English, and the giant green jackass himself says "no+ thank yo+u, I'm go+o+d".
i know how many people it takes to kill one of them. but i'm realizing not every universe is accessible. im gonna try to have a normal day.
anemoneway bigger things than L-E are at stake here. my team keeps losing the fucking competitions and at this point im feelin like i should be a one gill team if i want any chance of beatin the lime team in this dam show
ocray wait otter people stop hitting the hate react im naut callin you good buoy thats naut what this is
hEY WHAT IF WE ALL JUST,,, dON'T WORRY ABOUT IT? iT'LL BE FIIIIIIIINE!
fume a lil
yeah thats right buoy hit that hate react good buoy
it's nice seeing everyone's whymsy posts!
HANG ON. I HAVE GOTTEN A DELIVERY. OF FINE MEATS. THAT I MUST FEAST ON MOMENTARILY. BUT I WILL RETURN.
HOW DO YOU BLOCK PEOPLE. ON THIS LORDFORSAKEN SITE.
THIS WEBSITE. IS AWFUL IN DESIGN. EVEN I COULD MAKE SOMETHING BETTER.
I WOULD NOT EVER. BREACH PROXIMITY. TO YOUR ANATOMY. I WOULD RATHER EAT YOUR ORGANS. OUT OF YOUR TORSO. WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE. #VIOLENCE. #GORE.
I DO NOT!! YOU ARE ONLY CONVINCED. THAT I DO. BECAUSE YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ME. IT'S A TRAGIC EXISTENCE.
THE ONLY ONE. WHO WILL BE ENDED. BEHIND THE SHED. IS YOU!!
SEE. THIS IS WHY I CRAVE TO DESTROY. YOU ALL. YOU GUYS *WANT* IT! AND YET. PEOPLE TELL ME. "CALIBORN. THAT IS BAD. YOU CANNOT KILL THE CASHIER. FOR DEMANDING EXACT CHANGE."
janey looks so damn hot in a suit
I SEE. SOME PEOPLE ARE #WHIMSYPOSTING. (HA HA. SEE. I DID. THE HASHTAGS THE ONLY CORRECT WAY. BY IMPLEMENTING IT. INTO MY POST.) AND I WOULD LIKE TO REGALE THE CHAT. WITH TALES. OF MY OWN WHIMSY. TODAY. I GOT TO "HANG" WITH DIRK'S HORSE. HE HAS TOLD ME. THAT HORSES ARE TO NEVER BE EATEN. EVEN THOUGH THE SEEM. LIKE THE PERFECT SIZE AND COMPOSITION. FOR FEASTING. I WILL ADMIT. THAT THIS BEAST. IS "PLEASANT". AND IT WILL GROW TO BE ONE OF MY BRILLIANT PAWNS.
.tluser a sa em ta wonk I enoemos fo noisrev etanretla yreve gnidnes eryeht won dna yknarc gnitteg er'yeht ,elihw a ni srotcafeneb ym def t'nevah I ,neppah dluow siht nwonk evah dluohs I .em eno si siht ,tahw wonk uoy ,yakO
i would not. have relations. with. an alternate. of. myself. but. i would. beat. the shit. out of them. and they. would do. the same. to me.
THIS SITE. IT IS SO PERVERSE. THE "LIKES" AND THE "HATES". THIS FUNCTIONALITY. DO NOT GET ME WRONG. I AM DESERVING. OF ALL FLIRTATIOUS INCLINATIONS. HATES. PERVERTED LIKES. BUT NONE OF YOU. WOULD BE CAPABLE OF KEEPING UP. WITH ALL THIS!! (( #nsfw ? ))
ME?
Ah, high school. I don't miss you. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1499963795995365567/image0.jpg?ex=69f6b5a4&is=69f56424&hm=f46b162bb0086f4f2907a3f6499e56c4878d0602e4a798ea02ff469d74a2d379&=&format=webp&width=830&height=834
people talk to me about jack Brinner like hes king von
safe to say my lusus was NOT happy that I’d 8een gone for over two nights
:33 < a few diffurent ones 3:
oh is that where you went. things got quiet all of the sudden.
:33 < i was gonna post a question to all dave's that have me blocked but then i realized they have me blocked :33 < so.... sad cat
https://i.redd.it/5m5gnieymar71.jpg
whys it all about "healing your inner child" i think my inner child wants revenge and im handing him a gun #darkwoke
people might have you blocked thats why i dont follow bitches these days
@chillerAficionado is starting to become my favworite chittrer and this wvorries me.
fucK my Ztupid chud life what the FUCK iZ wrong with my huZKtower now
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ was playing minecraft (human version of the game) and i was carrying a bunch of stuff in a barrel. and of course. as luck always has it. i placed the barrel down and SOMEHOW it turned into a different barrel. erasing all of the items i had stored in it before. okay. whatever. ]
man distris on that brainwave tonight frfr #notvague #suggestive #dddne #nsfw
which ꙮne? - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
oh my fucking GOD my mother made a chittr account this is the worst day of my LIFE
>([you gon post raw zard on t#e straig#t tl like everybody else and u gon like it]
:33 < i rate this post 7/10 kitty points!
Ain't it?
g0d, feels like i'm 0n a safari f0r this shit. #fajitafriday
[Jinx's phone has been obliterated by a high velocity round]
And a good evening to all, depending on your narration's timezone.
The more people say nobody wants to see my tits, the more determined I become to show them. But that was probably their hope. They’re lucky I do what I want irregardless of outside input. #nsfw
I hope you’re all mad I’m not doing a tit reveal on chittr. Yet. Maybe that’s my follower milestone treat. #nsfw
(°. i w𖦹n't shave my ass --> #nsfw .°)
https://64.media.tumblr.com/a3517444d1d7f9d47a8d0c94141d4420/87e55643dc54230c-60/s1280x1920/509813a936b33da3b34d68ab77eca7dd2a6e86d1.png #important
YOu HAVE DEAD GuY ENERGY. CORPSE FODDER INITIATIVE.
oh also good morning.
guess who didnt get breakfast.
- Dreaddit said if you pap himm throughout it's still conciliatory and it's still ♦️
i came wwith the force of a four course horse smorgasbord #nsfww
Winner Winner Chittr Dinner.
1 more time just in case dont vague aboat me u can tag or dm me if u dont got tha guts for that then glub off ma page
// i often wonder why i'm blocked by people i haven't even interacted with and then i remember that i blocked a person because they were. a child of ship i dislike.
C9nfessi9n #13-- fight Night M9re Like Fuck Night G9nna Peg A Strider 2nite
((man. there is like, no art of john showing hole that i can use. i have been searching for like an hour.
(°. hey are y𖦹u 𖦹kay like mentally .°)
In will do.
Hospital.