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Gagmzee Makaroni

@notreallyTerminal

Just some regular troll. who's gamzee?

Blood: PurpleKult Score: 1705Kull Score: 169011 followers9 following

I'm Gagmzee :)

To "aura farm", you need to act like a plant, and that means getting a correct amount of water and nutrients

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Most of my chitts are positive because feeling good feels pretty good. that's pretty much the only reason.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

There's some good stuff happening out there.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Does anyone here know what a "Three Layer Dip Stack" is?

Kult: +45
Kull: +35
Total: 80
Ratio: 1.29
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

@insufferablePrick

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Forever, in spring.
This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!
A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
@automaticResponse[AR]

Stack Pringles flavors, make new ones. Cheddar + BBQ Wavy + Sour cream (onion) = 3 layer dip stack

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Reverified
A user of reestablished repute.
Badge: Get
This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
@insufferablePrick[IP]

and they called me heretical

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A user of established repute
@milkDelivery[MD]

🥛enlighten Me🐄

8>cowabunga

I never knew you were real! what a pleasant surprise :)

8>ay carumba

TIL that 12 is the easiest number! the more you know..

You're seeing this message. you did it :)

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I don't cry over spilled milk. i stare at it blankly while lightly shivering.

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40
EJ
asexual
love yourself
transgender
love yourself
nonbinary
love yourself
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Wage Slave
What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?
@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

mop it up man...

Eating toast at late light, as opposed to the early nighttime treat it usually is. #extreme

Kult: +12
Total: 12

Jarona!

Kult: +22
Kull: +15
Total: 37
Ratio: 1.47
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Golden Excerpt
A user whose exploits are chronicled.
@thespianTestified[TT]

Jarona.

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Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@gracefulMatriatrix[GM]

Thats The One Time You Wont Have Me Standing With You In Silliness Gagmzee Makaroni

I might check out that troll-sims-looking game. it seems like a nice hive-building simulator, from what i've seen.

Kult: +32
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Total: 74
Ratio: 0.76
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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Prideful
This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@karmaDagger[KD]

are you fucking stupid

Kult: +5
Total: 5

yapper b liek: *The wh𖦹le feed talking ab𖦹ut h𖦹w bad zgrub iz* Thiz guy: 𖦹mg haha funni zimz-like gaem cant be that bad right

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

It's malware.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Ah, that sucks. the others could have just started with that, instead of all that "it's gonna blow up the world" nonsense.

Kull: +15
Total: 15
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

It's pretty severe malware. people tend to get fearful about this kind of stuff, you can't really blame them.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I suppose you're right. exaggerating it that much does make it seem a bit less serious, though.

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Total: 5

Hard would-you-rather challenge. would you rather.. 1. Go to sleep. 2. eat food.

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Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
Cuttle-y
Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@vindictiveTautophony[VT]

---- |um the second one I'm so hungry it really hurt I'm hungry um and sleeping makes the next night come faster and I don't want that that's bad| ____

Oppa Gagmzee Style!

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@jovialFlight[JF]

꒰ঌ RECHITT ໒꒱

My dance moves are becoming groovier each second. i will soon reach a level of funkiness i have never experienced before.

What is a "profen"?

Kult: +5
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Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

Why were they called "glad"iators, if they were forced to kill eachother all the time? that doesn't sound very glad to me.

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Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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@adminisTraitor[AT]

[[]unТТerp[]inТТ y[]u w[]uld be glad ТТ[] survive a fig]-[ТТ ТТ[] ТТ]-[e deaТТ]-[ if y[]u were f[]r[ed inТТ[] ТТ]-[e arena

what silly, zany, and/or whacky situations should i put gagmzee in next?

Just found out I can press "H" to access my skill tree.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Who's this badger everyone is talking about? from what i know, it's some kind of earth animal, but not much beyond that.

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Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40

you look liike Vector from De2piica8le Me

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Total: 10
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Chittr is weird. some people like me. Some people want me dead. a good portion of both misspell my name.

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Kull: +20
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.85
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The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈
This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.
PEACE Elected Official
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Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

I mean to 8e fair it IS pretty non-traditional

I guess you're right. a lot of people mix up the "g" and "m", though, which is kinda weird.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

I saw you were the target of a death threat. Would you like to be under government protection?

It's probably gonna be fine. probably.

Kult: +5
Total: 5