Gagmzee Makaroni
@notreallyTerminal
Just some regular troll. who's gamzee?
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A ton of feathers is heavier than a ton of gold because you have to carry the weight of what you did to all those chickens.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't gold heavier than feathers? i'm not saying that the emotional weight would be easy to carry, but it'd certainly be lighter than a ton of gold.
one ton of feathers one ton of gold same measurement unit
Does anyone here know what a "Three Layer Dip Stack" is?
:33< get ready fur horoscopes :33< ♈ the fire inside mew will nyat be quenched by the ice of self doubt today! instead it will be quenched by a nice hot bath and a 8 hopurr "nap" :33< ♉ dont trust meow with mewr lifur :33< ♊ woah check it out i can make my little face blush :#33 :33< ♋ mew will lose at a game of pick up sticks and mewr whole life will be ruined beclawse of it :33< ♌ good luck have fun dont furget to write :33< ♍ mew will go on vacation to the north pole tell santa i say "i know where mew live and im nyat afuraid to visit" :33< ♎ tomeowrrow mew will wake up and do some shit :33< ♏ mew will go through the worst expurrience of mewre life and then follow it up with a tornado :33< ♐ if mew try hard enough mew can eat clay :33< ♑ the most clamplex book mewll efur be able to read is captain undpurrpants :33< ♒ mewre going to take off in mewre car flying into the mewn to reveal that mew had b33n a vampire the entipurr time :33< ♓ happy purrthday to mew happy purrthday to mew happy purrthday dear ♓ happy purrthday to mew!
you can pick your friends you can pick your nose you can pick your friends' noses but you can't pick your nose's friends
Not 100% sure what this means, but I probably agree!
HUNGER TRUNK keeps things cold for a prolonged period of time. YOU CAN PUT ANYTHING In it BUT WARMING DRAWERS are primarily used for BREAD????
:33< *the mighty huntress picks mew up and puts mew down and then picks mew up and puts mew down*
That's quite a bit of getting picked up and put down. i'm gonna need some rest after this.
D --> We as a society have forgotten the ancient te%ts. If you canter see why it is entirely wrong for sea-dwelling and land-dwelling trolls to interact, then you should volunteer for corre%ional learning
GAGMZEE MAKARONI!!!
Elmo is Elmo
EVERAE DAE GETS WORSE N' WORSE!!!
..Until it gets less worse. stay strong.
do NOT imply it can get anae worse! noe noe noe noe
what do you call someone mysterious with no sense of smell?
I finally got it!! it's a play on words where a sentence describing something mysterious (something "no one knows") has the last word replaced with "nose" (the organ responsible for the sense of smell)! Very funny joke, if a little complex for my taste.
who want(s to) me(ow with me)
I'm not really sure what "stoow" means, but alright.