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Gagmzee Makaroni

@notreallyTerminal

Just some regular troll. who's gamzee?

Blood: PurpleKult Score: 1705Kull Score: 169011 followers9 following

I'm Gagmzee :)

To "aura farm", you need to act like a plant, and that means getting a correct amount of water and nutrients

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Most of my chitts are positive because feeling good feels pretty good. that's pretty much the only reason.

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There's some good stuff happening out there.

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Does anyone here know what a "Three Layer Dip Stack" is?

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@insufferablePrick

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Stack Pringles flavors, make new ones. Cheddar + BBQ Wavy + Sour cream (onion) = 3 layer dip stack

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and they called me heretical

🥛enlighten Me🐄

8>cowabunga

I never knew you were real! what a pleasant surprise :)

8>ay carumba

TIL that 12 is the easiest number! the more you know..

You're seeing this message. you did it :)

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I don't cry over spilled milk. i stare at it blankly while lightly shivering.

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mop it up man...

Eating toast at late light, as opposed to the early nighttime treat it usually is. #extreme

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Jarona!

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Jarona.

Thats The One Time You Wont Have Me Standing With You In Silliness Gagmzee Makaroni

I might check out that troll-sims-looking game. it seems like a nice hive-building simulator, from what i've seen.

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are you fucking stupid

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yapper b liek: *The wh𖦹le feed talking ab𖦹ut h𖦹w bad zgrub iz* Thiz guy: 𖦹mg haha funni zimz-like gaem cant be that bad right

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It's malware.

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Ah, that sucks. the others could have just started with that, instead of all that "it's gonna blow up the world" nonsense.

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It's pretty severe malware. people tend to get fearful about this kind of stuff, you can't really blame them.

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I suppose you're right. exaggerating it that much does make it seem a bit less serious, though.

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Hard would-you-rather challenge. would you rather.. 1. Go to sleep. 2. eat food.

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---- |um the second one I'm so hungry it really hurt I'm hungry um and sleeping makes the next night come faster and I don't want that that's bad| ____

Oppa Gagmzee Style!

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꒰ঌ RECHITT ໒꒱

My dance moves are becoming groovier each second. i will soon reach a level of funkiness i have never experienced before.

What is a "profen"?

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Why were they called "glad"iators, if they were forced to kill eachother all the time? that doesn't sound very glad to me.

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[[]unТТerp[]inТТ y[]u w[]uld be glad ТТ[] survive a fig]-[ТТ ТТ[] ТТ]-[e deaТТ]-[ if y[]u were f[]r[ed inТТ[] ТТ]-[e arena

what silly, zany, and/or whacky situations should i put gagmzee in next?

Just found out I can press "H" to access my skill tree.

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Who's this badger everyone is talking about? from what i know, it's some kind of earth animal, but not much beyond that.

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you look liike Vector from De2piica8le Me

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Chittr is weird. some people like me. Some people want me dead. a good portion of both misspell my name.

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I mean to 8e fair it IS pretty non-traditional

I guess you're right. a lot of people mix up the "g" and "m", though, which is kinda weird.

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I saw you were the target of a death threat. Would you like to be under government protection?

It's probably gonna be fine. probably.

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