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i'm going for the achievement where you don't click the cookie
what y'all think of my new cut
one ton of feathers one ton of gold same measurement unit
you can pick your friends you can pick your nose you can pick your friends' noses but you can't pick your nose's friends
i'm the janitor.
i'm the sansitor.
Stack Pringles flavors, make new ones. Cheddar + BBQ Wavy + Sour cream (onion) = 3 layer dip stack
🥛#milkmonday Now!!!🐄
:33< rest while i pick mew up and put mew down a few meowre times
learning origami so i may make funny hats :)
(Aren’t you tired of going apeshit? Don’t you want to be nice?) Woof
You're quite welcome
Elmo is Elmo
felt cute idk
Gummy frogs.
ay, got there in the end
₍^. .^₎Ⳋ < Today is gonna be a great day, mew! I'm sure of it!
It's pretty severe malware. people tend to get fearful about this kind of stuff, you can't really blame them.
It's malware.
gagmzee please not now im im only recently reformed you cant waddle in here with that that that tasteful bowl cut and attentive set of eyes and expect me to withold my compliments
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP (I AM THE DRIP) RAIN IS PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY IT MAKES PLANTS GROW AND FLOWERS BLOOM AND STUFF BUT YOU SHOULDNT DRINK IT UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET A BRAIN EATING AMEBA! THIS IS A COOL AWESOME AND EPIC #DRIPTIP THANKS #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION AND #DRIPTIPNATION
IM JUST A GUY NAMED BISCUITS
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP PEOPLE SAY MY POSTS ARE BANGERS AND WHILE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING THEY DO *NOT* MEAN MY POSTS MAKE THEIR VARIOUS DEVICES EXPLODE VIOLENTLY INSTEAD WHAT THEY ACTUALLY MEAN IS THAT THEY ARE "GOOD" AND "AWESOME" THANKS FOR LISTENING TO ANOTHER EXCITING #DRIPTIP WITH ME BISCUITS AS YOUR HOST #DRIPTIPS COULDNT HAPPEN WITHOUT SUPPORT FROM LOYAL MEMBERS OF #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION
THIS MUST BE #TRUE
MOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
🥛i Am Like The Salami But If Salami Was Milk🐄
RANKING MY TOP TEN FRIENDS ANONYMOUSLY. 1. ?????? 2. ?????? 3. ?????? 4. ?????? 5. ?????? 6. ?????? 7. ?????? 8. ?????? 9. ?????? 10. ??????
For those of you with “Depression Piles,” clothes you have not put away, laundry you have not done, or dishes you have not cleaned: today is the day to finish those important tasks. It will likely never feel like a “good” time to do it. However, these tasks must be done regardless. Today is a day for cleaning, running those errands you have been putting off, or starting the task you have been dreading to do. Join me as we complete these tasks together on this fine day.
@(。・0・)@ IF YOU ARE EVER NOT FEELING LIKE YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH FOR YOURSELF...REMEMBER. YOU ARE ENOUGH FOR OTHERS. LIKE KONGAR! YOU ARE ENOUGH FOR KONGAR AS LONG AS THERE IS THE TINIEST SPARK OF RESILIENCE LEFT. AS LONG AS YOU ARE WILLING TO TRY. AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT PERISH YOUR AMBITIONS... @(。･`⸟´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃ KONGAR WILL FIGHT FOR YOU! UNTIL YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO FIGHT ON YOUR OWN. THERE IS NO NUMBER OF PUNCHES KONGAR WILL NOT FIGHT. TO TRAIN. TO HONE. TO PERFECT. AND TO STRENGTHEN YOU. BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT. YOU DESERVE NOT JUST. TO BE ENOUGH. BUT TO FEEL ENOUGH. AND ONE DAY. THERE IS NO TELLING WHEN. BUT ONE DAY. YOU WILL BE.
I know I've said this before but. I really like your profile picture. You look very polite and chill.
:33< a wild horoscope apurred?!? :33< ♈ mew will win a pie eating contest then have the worst bathroom expurrience of mewre life :33< ♉ the stars purrdict tomeowrrow mewll wake up on a rocket ship destened fur the sun :33< ♊ mew will be called on the phone by a llama who will anwpurr one question truthfurrly the llama knows nyat meowch but it will be truthfur with its anwpurr :33< ♋ two doors are befur mew with two guardians one door leads to salvation one door to damnation one of the guards always tells the truth the other guard always skips out on the check when going out to eat :33< ♌ mewre back :DD :33< ♍ the patchwork gazebo calls to mew dare mew answer the call? :33< ♎ mewre just a little black rain cloud hofuring ofur the honey tr33 :33< ♏ if only mew could juggle then the terrible fate that is about to befall mew today wouldnt happen :(( :33< ♐ mewre a hooooooorse girl :33< ♑ run into a wall as hard and fast as mew can its the only way to win :33< ♒ mew will start a new show called the david "moldwater" moldwater show that will absomewtely bomb :33< ♓ nobody expects the spanish inquisition during a shitpeta horoscope!
its #saturdaysaturday
I don't think so, no.
i am on your feed now #sarapics
posting #posting
၄⋆၃ gagmzee makaroni alright ive done my part
gamgze macaroniz! X3
gagmzee makaroni.
Two steps forw★rd ★nd one step b★ck is still progress.
fruit iz very g00d it tturnz 0ut.
TOMORROW #roxyssleepover
Despite the setbacks, II've made a stellar debut at Alternia's finest opera house. Coming back two this passion was a cathartic experience for me. As always, II cannot thank my matesprit, Xander, and kismesis, Cogito, enough for their support and encouragement, in all the forms it took. II am reminded every day that II am truly blessed two have husbands who help carry the crown when it feels heavy. 👑❤️✨🌹
A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car. The sales person asks, “What are you looking for in a car?” The snail says, “I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge “S” on each door.” The salesman says, “That’s a weird request, why?” The snail says, “Because when I drive through town I want people to say, “Look at that S-Car-Go.”
a soup #petpicsaturday
!!BREAKING NEWZ!! Y'all, I juzt saw a bumblebee! ::.D ˖⁺‧₊˚ 𓆦 ˚₊‧⁺˖
I d.o°
🐾what'cha call a well-behaved barkbeast that floats iN the Pool 'N is haviNg a graNd time? a ''good boUy''! hehe,
🐾what do scieNtist barkbeasts do with boNes? well, they go 'N ''bariUm''! hehe,
\(^ヮ^)/ The egg hatched! Hello, little critter! I still don't know what to name you! It's so ROUND! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd1d64330840.png
im bat SCREEEEEECH
:33< uh yeah im kitty
🐾a weasel walks iNto a bar. the barteNder says, "wow, i've Never served a weasel before. what caN i get for yoU?" ... "PoP", goes the weasel! hehe,
ᐖ ZOGER ᐛ
:33< mew efur think about meowing? :33< i do :33< i do a lot
did u know? cats have natural AOE when theyre sleepy & thats why U ALSO get sleepy when THEYRE sleepy #TruFax #RealFax
Diamonds Droog.
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I ain’t really One Of thOse mOtherfuckers whO gives tOO much Of a damn abOut the whOle hemOspectrum thing. If yOu’re dOwn tO clOwn and yOu treat me alright, yOu’re chill with me :O3 I knOw it ain’t eXactly the same, but sOme Of the trOlls arOund my cOlOr give me hell abOut my cane and my chair sOmetimes, sO I ain’t eXactly the shinin eXample Of a “high blOOd” Or whatever. :O3 sO dOn’t be all cOncerned n shit if we’re talkin, I ain’t abOut shit like that. Arf :O3
Fuck it. Bigass omelette. #breakfastposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/111c010e7345.png
are y0u sure?
they're called farts
pROSPIT REMAINS, aS GORGEOUS AS i REMEMBER, gLOWING IN THE DARK, HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/15/0C1AF7B6D55B1FB54833532CC6775C371C752129.JPG ((WENDYTHANG @ tUMBLR))
Anyone know where to get silver for cheap? I need a lot of it generally and I'm not made of caegers. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I opened my phone straightaway to share with you some of the select moments of our great adventure. HOW is it possible that the ONLY photograph taken of the yacht is one I had to source off JAKE'S PHONE from the group chat. This is dog-piddle, bottom of the barrel capture work. That boy's phone is simply so shattered that I suspect he gives himself another earring every time he takes a call off speaker. Just embedding shards right in his lobes. His camera's as concussed as his melon. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aefe1225f72d.PNG
cAn wE HaVe a gAmBy dAy? wE CaN TaLk aBoUt tHiNgS. mAnY ThInGs.
best show of friendship i can manage for #friendshipfriday is overwriting reality to save a friend by going back to the point in time before she would have gotten beat up and prematurely beating up the guy who was going to beat her up before taking my now-retroactively-not-beaten-up friend to safety. is that enough?
🖠♋︎︎🗈 ◢⑥▶ ♒︎︎🢧︎🙧︎ ◀⑥ ♒︎︎♓︎⧫︎ ⧫︎🙛︎🙚︎ ◀⑨🙦︎🡘⬧︎③♋︎︎⓿🢫︎ 🢨︎▶⓿⧫︎🡙■︎🖙 ☒🙛︎🡓▽ ③□︎⑩♏︎︎⑨ 🙧︎⑥♏︎︎▽🡘'◀ ②⑤🡙❸ ⬥︎⓪🡘♑︎︎🢪︎🡓⑤♑︎︎⑩⭸
:33< all the single kitties :33< (all the single kitties) :33< all the single kitties :33< (all the slingle kitties) :33< all the single kitties! :33< (all the single kitties) :33< nyow put mewre paws up!
abstract matter - any matter which is physically made ꙮf the idea ꙮf itself. fꙮr example, perfectly generic ꙮbjects are perfectly generic, because they are made ꙮf the *idea* ꙮf being generic. if yꙮu lꙮꙮk at a pgo thrꙮugh a micrꙮscꙮpe, yꙮu'd see that it's just green all the way dꙮwn. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
This gif always makes me snicker. https://media.tenor.com/1vZMh0jSWSkAAAAM/emoji-emoji-butt.gif
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:33< meow
I HAVE uNAPOLOGETICALLY COMPILED. THE OFFICIAL CHITTR “CASTE TIER LIST”. AS YOu CAN SEE. THIS PISSASS WEBSITE WAS VERY uNWIELDY TO uSE. BuT MY MASTERPIECE IS COMPLETE. ALL JuSTIFICATIONS ARE FOuND IN THE DOCuMENT. YOu ARE WELCOME. https://i.imgur.com/WoqkHu1.jpeg
✿ fuk u guys i’m not a fukkin demon im da glurp and i have feelings too #emo
#plans #imagination #miracles https://i.imgur.com/6JDxVRa.jpeg
W)(at did t)(e ocean say to t)(e beac)(? NOT)(ING! It just waved. #dadjokes
